ACT029: Special Tips
"As in previous years, the ancient and arrogant Eastern Empire demoralized its opponents with their usual targeted tactics so that they could win a great victory in the subsequent exercises, as the French fleet knew well last year."
"I don't see the slightest bit of sportsmanship, it's a bloody outpost at all! But their new gymnastics outfits are really good-looking. ”
"Thank God for the mercy that I turned out to be just bruises! When that obviously abnormal weight hit me, I thought I would never see my wife and children back home again! ”
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The above content is written by foreign journalists who watched the Games. In just one morning, 124 people were injured of varying severity. This included 4 hapless foreign journalists and 11 staff members, and many referees handed out all the red and yellow cards on their bodies in three games.
"! I never imagined that the sports day would be such a murderous event! ”
In the morning game, Zhao Jian, like many spectators, watched his eyelids jump. The most thrilling time was when the battleship Liaoning threw the shot put, because of the excessive force, the ball was thrown off, and the shot put flew directly over the entire arena and landed less than 3 meters away from Zhao Jian, not only smashing a big hole on the ground, but also splashing mud on his face.
finally managed to take the lunch break, and the staff at the venue couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Thinking that the sports meeting would end in two and a half days, a group of people frowned again, and some families even hid in the corner to look at the photos of their families and secretly wept, and the staff's lounge was immersed in a sad atmosphere.
However, while this sports meeting is "bloody and brutal", there are actually many commendable highlights! Among them, the new uniforms and sportswear of the girls of the Northern Fleet will definitely make more than ninety percent of the men present give a thumbs up. There is not much to say about the military uniform + black silk in the OL style, and the sportswear also overshadows the opponent's combined fleet.
The sportswear prepared by the Combined Fleet is completely in line with the basic characteristics of this era, with a loose half-sleeved shirt on the upper body and sports trousers on the bottom, which is comfortable and breathable, but it looks particularly rustic.
On the side of the Northern Fleet, the sportswear of the ship girls is a white sleeveless tight sweatshirt on the upper body, and blue shorts + over-the-knee stockings on the lower body, the stockings are made of elastic fabric, which is tight on the thighs, so that the ship girls are curved. Zhao Jian said that this can be used as a legging, but in fact, it is to show off the legs.
The spring training has only started for half a day, and the confrontation between the two sides in terms of hard power has not yet seen the real chapter, but the "soft power" relied on Zhao Jian's crooked brain to score two points first, which is undoubtedly another victory for the reborn in countless time and space!
"How about Xiaoship, sister, my performance in the morning is eye-catching enough!"
"Uh...... It's quite eye-catching......"
Facing Da Lian's smug smile, Zhao Jian choked the groove in his stomach, and he didn't even dare to spit out half a word.
In the 4X400m relay race, Da Lian was the second zuihou baton. In the case of re-patrolling Maya half a position behind the Japanese side, perhaps because he was disgusted with the stick in his hand, he threw it out without thinking about it, and then successfully overtook him. Seeing this, the other three contestants also immediately followed her example to "lighten the load", and as a result, these not light sticks smashed several foreign reporters on the spot.
The people of Zhao Jian on this side of the rest area are mainly responsible for desserts and drinks, and it is a special area only for senior officers and ship mothers, so the chef team of 45 people is completely enough. However, although they do not provide staple food, many ship girls obviously have plans to take dim sum as a staple food, and as soon as they break in the middle of the game, they all gather together, and many officers can't squeeze in.
"I said, sister, you don't plan to eat this for lunch, do you?"
"That's right! What's wrong? ”
"What's going on? How can you eat snacks as a staple food like this? You're going to get stomach problems. ”
"Cut! What a big deal I do, our stomachs are different from humans. Human beings eat to live, we eat just for enjoyment, and it doesn't matter if we eat or not. Not to mention snacks, I can nibble on two bites of steel plates! ”
“……”
Zhao Jian couldn't help but say that he really forgot about the other party's "not a person". The body of the Celestial Maiden looks like flesh and blood, but it is actually made of energy, as long as it is not consumed too much in a short period of time, this magical energy will continue to be generated from the divine core, like a perpetual motion machine.
But having said that, in fact, the navies of various countries spend a lot of money on their own celestial maidens every year!
Just when the girls of the Northern Fleet were feasting, Zhao Jian suddenly noticed that some of the shipwives of the Combined Fleet also came over. And it's not just them, but the shipwives and senior officers of other countries' observation groups are also approaching this side, and these blonde girls are quite conspicuous. As far as the eye can see around the stall, there is a beautiful scenery of warblers singing and swallowing everywhere.
The Japanese Combined Fleet is responsible for providing only one food supply ship for this trip, which is also the only full-time logistics supply ship of IJN at present, with a displacement of more than 15,000 tons, with complete cold storage and processing equipment, which can provide enough food for 18,000 people for three weeks, but this ship cannot be compared with the material resources of the entire Qingdao.
"That...... Can we also get a snack from here? ”
Zhao Jian was stunned, and suddenly felt that someone was tugging at the corner of his clothes, and when he looked back, he saw that it was the four small loli of the Sixth Destroyer Fleet of the Combined Fleet.
As early as the morning game, Zhao Jian had been paying attention to these four cute things for a long time. At that time, the big sisters of the battleship were trying to throw the shot put, and the more these monster girls threw it, the more they threw it, the more they threw it, and the Japanese Ise even got a 365mm shell, and it was these four cuties who prevented the other party from blowing up the field.
"Yes! Whatever you want to eat, you can put it on your plate, but don't waste it. ”
“xiexie!” x4
With the "testing of the waters" of these four little guys, more and more "Japanese ship girls" soon came over.
In order to fulfill the friendship of the landlords, Tang Fang was originally prepared to provide food with full authority, but the United Fleet also let its own team of chefs go ashore on the grounds that "Yamato men prefer to eat the flavors of their hometown". However, the ship's girls are obviously not interested in this set of populist ideas, after all, the dim sum provided by the Mamiya is not as delicious as Zhao Jian's side, and the marble soda is not as delicious as the Coca-Cola imported from the United States, and the result is that the Japanese side is getting more and more idle, while Zhao Jian's side is getting busier and busier.
"I don't know if World War II really starts in the future, can I use the cake to plot against a fleet!?"
Looking at his extraordinarily grand booth, Zhao Jian was pondering whether to find a cameraman to come over and take a picture of it and hang it in his store as publicity, but when he turned his head, he saw Da Lian clenching her fists with an inexplicable resentment on her face. Zhao Jian followed her gaze and found that she was looking at the two Japanese heavy cruisers.
"Those two, I remember it's Kaohsiung and Atago, sister, should you be ......?"
Zhao Jian didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the little eyes with a little cuteness in the banter looked left and right at Da Lian and the other party. His gaze finally stopped on Da Lian's chest, and then he laughed out with a deathly "poof", and as expected, he received an "angry blow" from Da Lian.
"Stinky boy, are you laughing at yourself!?"
Rubbing the back of his beaten head, Zhao Jian still looked like a little slut with a hippie smile, and said in a mocking tone.
"Sister, it's a shame that your caliber is 37 mm larger than others, why hasn't it been reflected at all?"
The Kaohsiung-class is currently the most Haode heavy cruiser of the Combined Fleet and one of the most Haode heavy cruisers within the treaty limits. The No. 1 ship Takao and the No. 2 ship Atago are rumored to have used the "Super Divine Core" (Note (1)), so their performance is stronger than that of the No. 3 ship Torikai and the No. 4 ship Maya. However, Zhao Jian doesn't know how strong it is, but the milk volume of these two girls is indeed very murderous!
"Tsk! The text message information clearly says that the main gun of the Kaohsiung class is only 203mm caliber, but you look at the chest...... It's almost like a battleship. ”
"It's probably people's 'foundation', after all, hull parameters can only play an added value."
"That's not right! There must be something wrong with that 'inside', maybe it's stuffed with something, trying to deceive our Datang Sailor, I have to expose her! By the way, how do you say that sentence in Japanese? Shame on the enemy! I'm going to undress her! ”
"Sister! That's not what this means, don't mess around! ”
Fortunately, Zhao Jian moved quickly and hugged Da Lian's waist in time, otherwise she would really have to do the thing of picking other people's clothes, not to mention it for the time being, international disputes definitely didn't run! There was no way, Zhao Jian could only drag Da Lian to the edge of the dining table far away with the help of Hongling, and plug her mouth with food.
"You two...... Woohoo......"
Knowing that Da Lian would definitely not hurt herself, Zhao Jian and Hongling could be described as unscrupulous. And although Da Lian's eyes were quite resentful, her mouth was still very honest and chewed the food stuffed in, puffing out her cheeks like a squirrel. However, just when Zhao Jian was playing "Feeding PLAY", an unexpected conflict broke out at another dining table not far away.
"How many times have I told you, the salty tofu brain is orthodox, and the sweet one can be eaten?"
"Why can't you eat the sweet? As long as you put sugar in it, anything will definitely be delicious! ”
"Nonsense! Since ancient times, tofu brain has been to put salt, and those who put sugar are heretics! ”
"Don't you also eat sweet tofu brains in the south of the Tang Dynasty?"
"You ...... guy"
The noise not far away was not loud, but every word Zhao Jian could hear clearly.
He really didn't expect that the "tofu brain dispute" turned out to be really "ancient"! And what made him feel even more crying and laughing was that he didn't actually provide tofu brains for the sports meeting, God knows if this weishenme will pull it out!? The quarrel, which was provoked by the light patrolmen, soon expanded into a confrontation between the two fleets, and there was a tendency to develop into a fierce fight.
"Ahhh The old lady is fed up and doesn't accept heads-up! ”
"Who is afraid of whom, the group beats us and the United Fleet is accompanied!"
The ship girls, who were very restrained before, completed the transformation from ladies to thugs in less than 5 minutes. In addition to the well-behaved and cute destroyers trembling on the side, the light and heavy cruisers on both sides are the female ** of the water!
What made people break out in a cold sweat was that the harbor side urgently sent a telegram, saying that the warships of the two sides anchored in the harbor suddenly pointed their guns at each other, and the sailors left behind lost control of the main guns and could only ask the officers on land for help.
"Ship, ship, brother, what should I do?"
Seeing that the smell of gunpowder at the scene soared to the peak in an instant, Ba Jin, who was relatively timid, touched Zhao Jian with his elbow. Zhao Jian touched the cold sweat on his head and said to the friends around him who were looking at him.
"At times like this...... I would pretend to look around at the scenery. ”