Chapter 40 Design drunk Liu Xin stripped off and borrowed luck

After Master left, my family held a funeral for Master, and I also kept the spirit for seven days, until Master was buried, and then I left the old temple, and since then the old temple has been abandoned again.

Soon we will start school, and it is with sadness that we will start our school life on campus again.

Campus life is always dull and boring, but I still have one more thing to do, and that is to use "Destiny Technique" to lend my fortune to Liu Xin to resist this catastrophe.

It was the first Saturday night of school, I asked a few buddies in the dormitory out to drink, and I said hello to the other two before, and I must help me pour Liu Xin, the four of us in the dormitory are waste, belonging to the kind of bottle poured, and the others are massive, the most drinkable is fat, 10 bottles are nothing, sometimes I feel that it is a waste of money to drink for him.

We went to play basketball after school, and when it got dark, we took a break and headed straight to the skewer shop near the school. Because it was a holiday, there were a lot of people, and after waiting for a long time to have a place, we sat down and started ordering.

"10 lamb skewers, 10 beef skewers, 4 pork kidneys, 4 bullwhips," you said.

Seeing that everyone had almost ordered, I shouted aloud: "One bottle of liquor, one case of beer!" ”

Gangzi and the fat man knew in advance that I was going to get Liu Xin drunk, but they didn't react much, but they frowned slightly, this Liu Xin was so frightened that he almost didn't sit on the ground, and said in surprise: "God bless, are you complaining?" Who drinks so much wine? ”

Hmph, don't be surprised, I still feel sorry for my money! Two months of pocket money saved in vain! Thinking like this in his heart, he said: "The four of us are going to drink happily tonight, and if we don't get drunk, we won't return!" ”

"Crazy, crazy!" Gangzi said while shaking his head.

"I'll raise my glass first! Tonight, the four of us will come out for a drink, and I will propose that Gangzi, Fatty, and I each have a drink of the eldest in turn. ”

"Liu Xin, you usually take care of me, and you don't suffer from my anger less, God bless you here to toast you again."

"Boss, I don't usually like to talk much, but I know that you are very interesting to me, and Gangzi also toasts you."

"I won't say anything, it's all in the wine, drink!"

I started to get dizzy after drinking four glasses, and then the strings came up, and while Liu Xin went to the toilet, I poured the liquor for them, of course, my cup was mineral water, and Gangzi and Fatman were only half a cup and then added water

After he came back, there was another greeting, and Liu Xin said drunkly: "God, you are good at drinking, why don't you drink so much?" ”

As soon as I saw that he was suspicious, I pretended to be drunk, and said with a big tongue: "That's necessary, how can you drink with the boss without drinking for a long time?" Come on, do it! ”

After a while, he was a little bad, Gangzi and the fat man looked at me, I signaled to continue drinking, it's not easy to do things without drinking, I have to give him a drink until he doesn't wake up.

Fortunately, after a semester of getting along, I have become a wise star in the dormitory, and it's my job to come up with some ghost ideas or something, so they all listen to me, and in their hearts, my ideas are always the most haode, so when the two of them asked me to get Liu Xin drunk, I just said to be tricky, and they also believed it.

Finally, after drinking a bottle of Taonan incense and a box of snowflakes, he collapsed, and he poured it so crisply

"You're idle! What's wrong with nothing? Wang Gang said slowly while carrying a large piece of clothes that had just been spit out by Liu Xin.

"Yes! Besides, why am I carrying it on my back and what should I do if I vomit on my body for a while? The fat man also complained.

I just giggled and comforted, "Are we brothers?" So much to complain about, or wait until tomorrow when he wakes up, and I tell him what you say? ”

Almost at the same time, they stretched out their middle fingers, gestured at me, and then said nothing and continued to walk back.

Walk to the dormitory doorman, we are worried, the doorman this old man is quite difficult, the famous water drifting ghosts are worried, there is no movement at all in the bed, it is always impossible to prevent it, catch a little mistake will make trouble to the head teacher, you have to make a big fuss.

The two of them looked at me with bitter faces, I was naturally prepared, I took out a box of Changbai Mountain, walked into the guard room with a smile, and talked to the old man: "Uncle, you have worked hard, see that you are busy every day for our flowers of the motherland, look at your tired waist bent, you are accompanied by day and night, almost accompanied by stomach sagging!" No, no, look!, I'll buy you a box of cigarettes, I'll light it for you! ”

While I lit a cigarette to block his vision, the fat man rushed into the bedroom with a quick eye and an arrow, and when I moved away, Gangzi was walking in square steps.

"You kid usually don't talk when he sees me, why are you still kind today? Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief! Tell me honestly, what's the bad thing? "This old man is quite smart, and he really deserves the old saying that people are old traitors and old spirits.

How can I admit it, and hurriedly said seriously: "Look at what you said, I am a good student with excellent character and learning, I don't believe you can inquire about my grades, the top three in the class, how can I do anything bad, I just want to honor and honor you!" ”

After a wild conversation with the old man of the doorman, he returned to the bedroom, and as soon as he entered, the room was full of the smell of wine, although we poured Liu Xin unconscious, we didn't drink less, except for me, almost all of them arrived, and Gangzi and Fat also snored, which is exactly the result I wanted.

I ran to the fat man's bed and pushed with my hand, "Hey, fatty? Slept? "The fat man choked like a pig and ignored me.

I rubbed next to Gangzi again, and also ignored me, so I was relieved now, and it seemed that I had fallen asleep.

zuihou I walked to Liu Xin's bed and kicked it vigorously with my foot, but there was no response at all. felt a little at ease, so he began to undress Liu Xin, there was no small pants left, lying naked on the bed, thinking that no one would wake up at this time, and when I saw this scene, I must not suspect that I have a problem with my sexual orientation, it is so similar to the ** in the novel

I hurriedly went to my bed and took out the haode brush and cinnabar that had been prepared, and began to draw the talisman on Liu Xin's body, this painting is an hour, a total of sixty talismans, and it takes a minute to draw a talisman.

Looking at him again, like a cat, he held back his laughter, put him in a large font, silently recited the mantra, concentrated his whole body to pinch the Three Treasures Mudra, and put his two middle fingers against his forehead seal, and began to exert force.

Because I didn't open my eyes and didn't see any phenomenon, I just felt like a deflated ball, constantly deflated, and then with a burst of dizziness and weakness, I still held on until it was dark in front of me and I fainted.