The fog was getting thicker and thicker, and I stood face to face with Huaxia, and I couldn't see the expression on his face clearly. Hua Xia looked at the watch on her wrist and told me it was almost ten o'clock. After saying that, he felt that something was wrong, how could it be only ten o'clock? Isn't this nonsense? When the fog first started, there were problems with the watch and the compass on the mobile phone. It reminds me of some mysterious areas on shijie, where something magical always happens, science, and it's just a joke there.

For the first time since I set off, I felt panicked. Huaxia and I are stepping into this trap like being dug up step by step, and the most terrible thing is that we are willingly sinking deeper and deeper.

Even the old man's tracking talisman that they were proud of was out of control, and I couldn't think of any way to find the missing Lu Jieyu, let alone find and break the soul attraction array that made Lin Hongzhi trick to save his life.

My father, you must have killed three parties on the mahjong table now, and you have forgotten that you still have a biological son, who is now in dire straits, and his life may be lost at any time. I lost my calmness when I was picking up girls on weekdays, and I looked up to the sky and yelled: Pit daddy

Hua Xia was even more desperate than me, sat on the ground, hung his head and said, "Laizi, will we die?" I don't want to die yet, there is still a large group of women outside waiting for Lao Tzu to rescue them. ”

When life and death are at stake, he is still in the mood to think about women. I feel like a person who can't swim has been thrown into the heart of the Dead Sea, unable to swim ashore or sink. Let's talk about the dilemma we are in now!

The temperature continues to drop, and it feels like you're going to freeze into a popsicle at any moment. At this moment, Aunt Yuyan's voice suddenly appeared in her head: "Little guy, give up so soon?" You can't lose the face of your master and your old man! Have you forgotten that your eyes are half-open? Your master once said that your old man's heavenly eye can see through the Three Realms and Six Realms, break through ten thousand laws, and eliminate illusions. Although you are a half-now, the carving insect skills here should not be difficult for you. Auntie was sealed in the jade by a forceless liliang, the real body can't come out anyway, and the aunt can't help you, but as long as you calm down, open your heavenly eye, and get out of this predicament, there is no problem at all. Don't say that Auntie scares you, then Li Baoguo is not far behind you, and the person who comes is not good! As for Xiao Jieyu, I can feel her, but I can't feel her real position and direction, even the feeling of her existence is quite illusory, but I can be sure that she is still alive. Also, in addition to Li Baoguo, there seems to be another person who is also following you, and the breath is very familiar, I can't tell who it is. That's all Auntie can help you, so do it yourself! ”

The voice is gone, and it's self-conscious again, and there are so many people who call me self-conscious lately.

I remember my dad said back then, the most obvious thing is that you can't see what you want to see, and what you don't want to see is turning in front of your eyes every day, eating with you, sleeping with you, and some perverts will even shake in front of you when you shit. Unfortunately, I've been in all of these situations.

In this complex situation, let me open my eyes without hesitation? Just kidding, it's pretty much the same. Hua Xia saw my uncertain face, and asked me with some worry: "Laizi, what's wrong?" Don't scare me, your brother and I have a bad heart, and I don't dare to have an orgasm after sleeping with a woman for so many years. ”

I looked at me and scolded, "Get out of here, go and smoke your cigarette, thief." ”

Hua Xia scolded and sat down beside a tree. I calmed myself down, sat cross-legged, and began to seal with my hands in the same way that the old man had taught me. The mouth reads: "All laws are illusions, and the mind is clear and self-destructive, open"

Disappointed, the tree is still a tree, the fog is still fog. There is no change in the surrounding environment, the old man can't lie to me, right? I did it exactly the way he taught me.

I opened it a few more times, but the eye didn't open, and the asshole was about to open. Huaxia sneakily leaned over to me and said carefully: "Laizi, your turtle son is too much like a magic stick, what ten thousand laws, Xinming, open your sister!" You should read the sesame with me to open the door! ”

was already in turmoil, Huaxia was still sneering beside him, when the ghost fire in Lao Tzu's heart was about to explode, his right shoulder was held down by a hand, my whole body hair stood up, subconsciously raised his right hand to clasp the wrist of this hand, twisted it hard, immediately turned around, stepped forward with his right foot, and moved behind the owner of this hand in the blink of an eye, and at the same time pushed her hand behind her, and strangled her neck with her left hand, just about to exert force, only to find out that this person was Lu Jieyu that I and Huaxia were desperately looking for. The strength of his right hand immediately disappeared, and instead passed between her hands and waists, and took her into his arms.

I wanted to go crazy, but after thinking about it, this is also a reunion, something to be happy about, and asked with a smile, "Where did you go?" Don't you know that there are hordes of wild beasts in this forest? If you are touched by these beasts, you are guaranteed to be eaten to pieces. ”

Lu Jieyu didn't break free, as if she was still enjoying the temperature in my arms, she slowly turned around, leaned her head lightly on my left shoulder, and whispered in my ear: "I don't know who eats whom!" ”

Lu Jieyu's breath swept gently in my ears, numb and itchy, the woman who came back from abroad is different, there is a coaxing taste in her bones, and she thinks to herself, this mother-in-law can eat it. Huaxia kicked me in the ass and scolded: "Fuck, being Lao Tzu is dead? When is Durima still in the mood to make out! What kind of asshole is opened, you can't open it, pick up the girls ** one by one. ”

Only then did we let go of each other's hands, and the scene was a little awkward. Then Lu Jieyu told me what happened during her disappearance.

It turned out that when the fog was rising, we all stopped, at this time, Lu Jieyu saw a figure moving forward not far ahead, she wanted to call me, seeing what I was thinking, so she didn't bother me, she chased after me, originally thought that she could reverse back immediately, but after entering the foggy forest, she lost her sense of direction and didn't know where she was at all. As a result, she didn't catch up with the figure, and saw that we didn't catch up, so she turned around and came to us, the strange thing is that she felt that she had walked a long way, how could she not have a head, the worst thing is that the mobile phone has no signal, and the time on the mobile phone is no different from stopping. She scurried around in the forest like a headless fly, and the hat was also hooked off by the branches at that time, and she was in no mood to care about the hat, and continued to walk, just when she was about to despair, she heard the voice of me and Huaxia, so she looked for the sound, but she didn't expect to be found.

What made her feel strange was that she had been moving forward, how could she have returned to the place where the hat had fallen, and she felt that she had come full circle. And I didn't feel it at all when I turned a corner.

I thought to myself, it must be a big circle, this is a pit that someone tailor-made for us, and if we jump in, it will definitely not be easy to jump out. I think it won't be long before someone fills us in will show up.

Our current situation is somewhat similar to the folklore of people encountering road ghosts. When you meet this kind of ghost, it will take you around in circles where your fart is bigger, and this situation usually happens at night, and luckily, when you are seen by passers-by, it will take you out. If you are not lucky, you will go around until dawn at most, and you will naturally be able to go out. The professional point is called the ghost hitting the wall.

This kind of thing is very common in the rural mountains and forests, and it can also be explained scientifically, because at night, the visual distance is limited, the road conditions are unknown, and some people are too tired to walk the mountain road at night, and it is easy to have an illusion, and there are too many similar places in the forest, so it is normal for people to get lost and turn around in a specific environment.

However, when you talk to them about science, they may not believe it, and when you talk about ghosts and gods, they will believe it.

Our current situation is a little more complicated, fog, compass failure, watch failure, no mobile phone signal, unfamiliar with the environment here, and the two tails that follow our ass have lived for so many years, for the first time I need to think about so many things, I feel the pressure is doubled, my brain is about to burst, fortunately there is a Huaxia who distracts me from time to time, otherwise I would really collapse.

I sat down on the spot, and Lu Jieyu said softly next to me: "Laizi, calm down, sometimes people say that seeing is believing, but we are often deceived by our own eyes, you need to take care of these things that you encounter." As long as we straighten things out, maybe we can get out of trouble. ”

At this time, the little black dog in the backpack barked, and I almost forgot that there was still this little guy, maybe it was hungry. I took it out of my backpack, took out a carton of milk, opened it and poured it in the palm of my hand, and the little guy smelled it and came over, licking and eating it non-stop, very cute. Thinking that it would not be long before I slaughtered it, I felt a little unbearable. But on the other hand, maybe it hasn't been slaughtered by me, and we've been played to death.

Touching the little guy's head, my heart suddenly calmed down. After a short while, the little guy suddenly stopped, and the black hair on his whole body seemed to stand up, and he roared with cracked teeth. Its actions made my heart tighten, and goosebumps instantly rose. It's not the first time I've felt this way, it's the first time I've felt it so strong.

I untied my waist bag and backpack, and while taking out money, swords, runes, and other utensils, I shouted to Huaxia: "Huaxia, get here, something unclean is coming towards us." When Huaxia heard this, he leaned over to me, and recited the gods and Buddhas at home and abroad in his mouth.

"Can you be a little manly, the fairy is eating lunch at this point, how can I pay attention to you." I said impatiently.

I clenched my fist hard, and the first real battle in my life was coming.