033 So you can't
After being entangled by the crowd for at least an hour, Chen Xiansong felt that his saliva was all dry, and finally found a gap to get some low-alcohol fruit brew to moisten his throat, but Verder, who was dressed in knight's casual clothes, dragged the reluctant Zelonger over, and behind them was a newly developed yellow-haired girl, the old lord's youngest daughter, Lux.
"It seems that you don't really like this kind of 'lively' place either." Verder whispered, "Mind sitting in the backyard with us and talking about life and ideals?" ”
Chen Xiansong thought for a while and nodded.
The four of them came to the backyard, which was indeed much quieter. The noisy sound of the front hall penetrates through the thick stone walls of the castle, which seems a little distant, giving people a sense of embellishment of 'Birdsong Mountain is more secluded'. The four of them sat down at a round marble table, and a male servant brought fruit wine and some stomach-filling side dishes.
"Xiao Min...... She didn't come? As soon as he sat down, Verder asked impatiently.
Chen Xiansong nodded and replied, "Well, she went to the city to find a tailor shop to make some special clothes." Chen Xiansong looked at Verde, slowly ate a piece of tender meat on the plate, and asked slowly: "It seems that you really like Xiao Min, however, I don't think it is very likely that you and Xiao Min, instead of wasting time on Hao, it is better to find another suitable girl." ”
As soon as he sat down, it was such a heavy and direct topic, and Chen Xiansong's social skills were extremely low, but fortunately, Ferde and Zelonger were not ordinary people who could see etiquette, otherwise they would not have brought Chen Xiansong to the backyard. Hearing this, Verde picked up his wine glass, took a sip, and asked with an inquiring expression: "Since Your Excellency is so direct, I won't beat around the bush. I want to know what is the relationship between you and Xiaomin, I investigated...... You sleep together. ”
Hearing this, Lux next to him looked at Chen Xiansong a little nervously, while Ze Longer snorted lightly and continued to drink by himself. Chen Xiansong put down the chopsticks in his hand, and the human beings of this era learned the skills of using chopsticks from the sun god servant. Most humans use chopsticks as a feeding tool, but there are a few exceptions, such as the Tachibana Thorn Kingdom, where they don't have much affection for the Sun Servant, and they don't even have an interest in chopsticks.
This matter is even known to many people in the Life Like a Dream Mercenary Group, and Chen Xiansong has nothing to hide, he admitted: "Indeed, Xiao Min has always been with me. ”
Hearing this, Verder was very disappointed, and Lux seemed to be hit a little bit.
Danzer suddenly asked, "...... you Is it a couple? ”
"It's not." Chen Xiansong shook his head.
Hearing this, a glimmer of hope emerged from Furder, and he looked at Chen Xiansong steadily, hoping to hear a good answer from the other party's mouth.
Ze Longer looked at Chen Xiansong's eyes and sneered a little: "Since you are not a couple, eating, drinking and sleeping are all stuck together, and your relationship is too abusive." ”
Chen Xiansong still has a good impression of Verder, but he has no good attitude towards Ze Long'er, who once threatened him, and he said lukewarmly: "What does it have to do with Xiaomin, and what does it have to do with you, an outsider. ”
Ze Long'er grew up, and how many peers also contradicted him like this, and he was about to get angry when he heard the words, but thinking of the identity of the other party's soul contemplative, he had to suppress his emotions, and he said coldly: "What is the relationship between you and that woman, I really don't care." It's just that I'm not worth it for my friend, and he actually fell in love with a shameless female ......"
He tilted his head suddenly, and a wine glass flew past his ear. Ze Long'er can also be regarded as a fighter with good strength, if it weren't for this, he would definitely be smashed by the wine glass thrown by Chen Xiansong.
Ze Longer slapped the table and stood up, staring at Chen Xiansong, his chest rose and fell rapidly, and Lux immediately ran to his side, grabbed him, and persuaded: "Big brother, don't be angry, he is a guest, you bear with it." ”
"A guest who smashed the host with a cup?" Zeron was furious.
"A host who has slandered a guest's relative?" Chen Xiansong is-for-tat.
Cut! Ze Long'er stared at Chen Xiansong resentfully for a long time, and then sat down. Furder seemed to regain his luster at this time, and he salivated and asked Chen Xiansong: "Your Excellency, you seem to have said just now that Xiao Min is your relative?" ”
For Folder, Chen Xiansong would not be angry with him, so he calmed down his anger and replied: "Although Xiaomin and I are not related by blood, there is no difference between our real relatives. Speaking of this, he turned his head to stare at Ze Long'er and said angrily: "I think you guy is extremely unpleasant, you actually wanted to kill someone in the hotel yesterday, but fortunately you didn't do it, otherwise you will definitely have a hard time." ”,
Speaking of yesterday's incident, Ze Long'er was even more indignant in his heart, if it weren't for the Soul Thinkers Association running out to stir up trouble later, he would have caught the girl named Xiao Min back and gave it to his good friend, what made him want to vomit blood was that this guy actually became a soul thinker overnight, and even if he wanted to trouble him in the future, he couldn't find any good reason. The influence of the Soul Thinkers Guild is much greater than that of a city lord. And in the future, he inherited the position of lord, maybe he will have to rely on the ability of this bastard in front of him, it stands to reason that he should please this guy at this time, but he doesn't know why, he is unwilling to do this.
"If it weren't for the soul-contemplative people, hehe...... I don't think you can sit here and talk about it right now. ”
Furder ignored the-for-tat confrontation between the two, or rather, he deliberately wanted to stir up the situation and prevent the two from fighting again: "Your Excellency, you just said that Xiao Min and you are relatives, don't you two have that ...... in the room?"
Chen Xiansong is a pure and innocent little white in terms of sex, similar to a child, and may even be inferior to a child. He has seen a lot of female nudity on the Internet, and Bai Min's delicate and lovely little body has also been seen several times, but no one has directly taught him this knowledge, so he just doesn't understand the secret words between men, the meaning of 'that', if you say mating directly, he will understand.
"What is 'that'?"
Verde and Zeloner glanced at each other, and the little girl Lux covered her face in shame, but her hands still cracked a gap and secretly looked at Chen Xiansong.
Verde gestured for a moment: "It's men and women doing things that are very comfortable. Speaking of which, he also gave Chen Xiansong a 'you know' look.
But Chen Xiansong didn't understand: "Hey, what is a very comfortable thing, make it clear." ”
Verde was swallowed so much that he almost couldn't slow down, he grabbed Chen Xiansong's collar with both hands, lifted it up, and scolded angrily: "That's what it means to love men and women, you idiot, you are still a soul thinker, you don't even understand this, is your brain sucked dry by the black bald bird?" ”
"You just say that you have sex, or that mating is not over. I'm ...... similar images on the Internet I've read a lot of books. Chen Xiansong slapped the other party's hands away and sat back on the chair: "I haven't mated with Xiaomin, but it's hard to say in the future." After all, Xiao Min will always stay by my side in the future. ”
"It's great, she hasn't done those things, she hasn't done those things." Furder suddenly stood up with a big smile, stretched out his hands and ran around the backyard, and after running a few laps, he stopped in front of Chen Xiansong and said breathlessly: "Your Excellency, since Xiao Min doesn't have a man yet, do you dare to compete fairly with me?" ”
"Fair play what?" Chen Xiansong asked strangely while eating.
"Xiao Min's love, her heart."
Chen Xiansong thought for a while, shook his head and said, "Don't do it." Why? In another three years, I will be able to mate with females, why should I give Xiaomin to you. You think I'm stupid, such a good girl, that is, good at fighting, and proficient in housekeeping, who doesn't like it, you just die, I won't let Xiaomin go. ”
Furder's face was 'furious': "This is about a girl's precious love, can you have a little chivalry and compete fairly with me, you can't use your identity to lock up a girl's yearning and freedom for beautiful love because of your selfishness." ”
"If there is so-called fair play with you, it is a real idiot." Chen Xiansong scoffed at Verder's words: "Besides, what is chivalry, can you eat it?" ”
"Bastard...... "At this moment, Verde was really angry and helpless. He really wanted to have a duel with this guy according to the rules of knighthood, but the other party was a soul contemplative, and according to the rules of the duel, he himself did not need to go to the field to duel with others, as long as he sent his own guards.
Ze Long'er suddenly found that there seemed to be some information that they had missed in the other party's words just now: "You just said that it will take another three years to ...... with women Men and women love? ”
Chen Xiansong nodded, it was normal for new human males to be injected with sexual suppressants, he didn't think it was strange, and it was not a big deal to tell these posthumans: "My family thinks about my health and gives me ...... I took some drugs that suppressed my desire to mate, and it would probably take another three years for them to fail. ”
It's a normal thing in the new human era, but in the current era, it's become 'funny'. In the final analysis, this is the reason why Chen Xiansong has too little knowledge of 'sexuality'.
All of a sudden, the expressions of the other three became strange. Furder had a ecstatic expression, but looked at Chen Xiansong with a 'pitiful' expression, and the expression of the little girl Lux was both happy and worried. Ze Long'er held back a smile, and the anger just now disappeared: "Huh...... Scold...... So you can't do that. Say it early! ”