Chapter 54: Repulsion
Xu Mingxiang and Tian Tian were inseparable, the two sides came and went, no one could gain the upper hand, Zhou Hao was jumping in a hurry on the tree, and he was unable to help. Qi Botao took out the gun and aimed left and right, but he couldn't pick it up, and Qiu Xu behind him looked much calmer, expressionless, not knowing what he was thinking.
I did a front flip over Tong Li's back and sat down on his waist. I was like a boulder pressed against the back of a turtle, and I used all my limbs together, constantly struggling. While stabilizing my body, I shouted at Qi Botao: "Your turtle son shoots, the guy in your hand is not used as an ornament." ”
Qi Botao hurriedly said: "She moves around, I can't beat it, in case I accidentally hurt Sister Mingxiang, you two brothers won't kill me." ”
I'm really angry, Tian Tian is a big living person, she doesn't move around, is it possible to stand in place as a live rake. However, Natian Tian is also a chicken thief, flashing left and right around Xu Mingxiang, and staying in one place will never exceed half a second, even if a professional sniper is allowed to deal with her, he may not have a trick.
Tong Li finally shaved the dead branches and leaves around his body, the black soil below was not as soft as it was at the beginning, and he supported the ground with both hands and his buttocks. I suddenly turned into a rolling gourd.
Seeing that he had taken advantage of a small advantage, Tong Li turned around quickly, first bent on his waist, and suddenly stretched his limbs and rushed towards me.
How could I be so stupid that I lay on the spot and was pounced on by him, with my back to the ground, and my hands and feet slammed backwards, not wanting to hit my head directly on the tree. His head was knocked out of his head, and his eyes were dark. At this time, Tong Li rushed to his face. When I shook my head to see clearly, he was close in front of me, and I raised the bayonet in my hand, thinking that I was going to cut him, and my body was beaten. I gritted my teeth, and the Holy Grail totem on my arm instantly heated. The bayonet sank into the trunk of the tree like tofu, and I hung the handle of the knife with both hands, turned over and jumped up, and with a slight touch of the handle of the knife on the tip of my toe, I rose into the air and came to the back of Tong Li. Learn the movements of the red deer at the beginning, support the ground with his upper limbs, and kick his curled legs backwards violently, kicking Tong Li to hug the tree. The whole set of movements is completely unessential, but it is done smoothly. Coherent. I couldn't help but admire myself fiercely in my heart.
When Xu Mingxiang saw this scene, she hurriedly shouted: "Laizi, yes, even the tricks of livestock have been learned!" ”
Tong Li was obviously blind, holding a big tree and punching and kicking. After coming to his senses. He looked at me viciously, eager to eat me. I pulled my leg and rushed towards Huaxia, who was pouting and busy. As he ran, he shouted, "Senior sister." Take care of yourself, that mother-in-law is dozens of times crazier than you, beware of her squeezing your breasts! ”
Behind the buttocks, in addition to Xu Mingxiang's foul language, there was Tong Li's mad dog, who chased me relentlessly. Hua Xia inadvertently turned around and saw me rushing towards him, so anxious that he stomped his feet and shouted, "Laizi." Get out, don't run to me. ”
"If you want to die, everyone will die together, Lao Tzu was tortured by Tong Li to shout to the sky, and you dog day on the side to enjoy the cold. Where is such a good thing? "When I saw it, I ran to a place less than ten meters away from Huaxia, and the ghost of Tong Li pounced on me like a vicious dog, if I was pressed down by him, I would lose my skin if I didn't die. I looked sideways, came to a sudden brake, kicked the ground with my heels, leaned back, and lay down. Tong Li really used his strength to eat, flew over me, and rushed towards Huaxia in front. As soon as Huaxia's buttocks shrank, he squatted and ran forward, and Tong Li, who was fighting on the street, just happened to grab Huaxia's trouser leg.
In a hurry, Hua Xia kicked Tong Li's claws away, pulled up a vine on the ground, and ran away. On the way, I met a big tree, climbed the branches, and instantly jumped seven or eight meters, holding a vine in my hand, pointing at me and scolding: "Laizi, if you waste Lao Tzu's hard work, Lao Tzu will work hard with you." ”
Looking at Huaxia's angry appearance, I felt funny in my heart. Tong Li, who was climbing on the ground, was just about to get up. Hua Xia didn't say anything more, and shouted: "Thousand catties falling! "Jumped over the branches.
A large net woven by vines rolled up the branches and leaves, including Tong Li, all of them were pocketed, Huaxia's feet were still two or three meters from the ground, and the left and right feet could not fall to the ground, and the big fish that was hooked. On the other side, Tong Li in the net had just left the ground, struggling in the net.
Huaxia shouted: "Laizi, you are stupid to serve, quickly pull Lao Tzu down!" ”
"Aren't you going to fall a jack? Tong Li didn't even have two hundred catties. I jumped up and fell down with Huaxia's calf, pulled the vine with Huaxia, dragged it down desperately, and finally tied one end of the vine to the trunk. A big trouble has finally been solved. Tong Li roared wildly in the net in mid-air, without even saying a word.
I sighed, patted Huaxia on the shoulder, and said, "It's okay, boy, I've learned all the traps so quickly." ”
Huaxia's face darkened, and he said: "Your sister, your sister, the things that people make are all fully automatic, Lao Tzu, this is still purely manual, let your turtle son hold on for a while, you don't listen." So that Lao Tzu can't go up, and he can't go down. Stupid. ”
I don't even know what Tong Li is doing with those bayonets we have. I knew that I would put a brick in my backpack, like Tong Li, I couldn't stab or hurt it. Lao Tzu stunned him with a brick, and everything was saved.
packed one, and there was one left, and I had a hot fight with Xu Mingxiang. Qiu Xu, Qi Botao and Zhou Hao saw that we restrained Tong Li, and they jumped off the tree one after another, hiding behind me and Huaxia. Qi Botao's gun kept shaking in my ears.
I grabbed his wrist and said, "Put away your, beware of going out of the fire and piercing Lao Tzu's ear." ”
We are not in a hurry to join the battle circle, standing in place for Xu Mingxiang to suppress the battle. Huaxia shouted: "Miss Tian, your dog's leg has been cleaned up by Lao Tzu, and now you are left." Even my senior sister can't beat me, you said that with me and Laizi, are you still our opponent? ”
Tian Tian's two-foot short sword fought hard with the bayonet in Xu Mingxiang's hand, shaking Xu Mingxiang away. She also took advantage of the force of the anti-shock, turned around and flew up the tree, smiled coquettishly, and said, "That's all for today, we'll have a meeting later." With that, her body flew behind her, and in a blink of an eye, she disappeared into the depths of the woods, and disappeared.
Xu Mingxiang saw that she had escaped, and was about to chase after her with a bayonet, but I grabbed her and said, "Senior sister, just don't suffer a loss, don't chase, be careful of deception." Can't you see that she's not using all her strength at all? Jiuju's trick of pressing the bottom of the box has never been used by her. ”
Xu Mingxiang shook off my hand, pointed the tip of the knife at my nose, probably thinking that the bayonet was too dangerous, threw it to the ground, poked my chest with her finger, and said fiercely: "What did you just say?" Don't let her crowd out what? I have the ability to say it again. You little bastard. ”
Huaxia relieved the siege and said: "Can you stop arguing?" There's also an old man over there who is delirious. ”
Xu Mingxiang glanced at me, "I'll settle accounts with you later!" ”
Huaxia cut off the vines tied to the big tree, and the big net fell into the crowd, and we rushed up, laying hands on our hands and feet on our feet. Let the crazy Tong Li not move. Huaxia came over and rode on Tong Li's body, and the bus mastered Tong Li's old face with a "pop, pop", and his mouth was chanting at the same time, "I'll fucking let you pretend to be a big brother, let you blow your beard and stare at me, you bastard." ”
This is a communiqué personal vendetta, Xu Mingxiang really couldn't stand it, and said: "Huazi, have you fought enough?" You beware that Tong Li wakes up and beats your mother so that she can't recognize you! ”
Perhaps frightened by Xu Mingxiang's words, Huaxia stopped his hand, bit his finger, and used a clear heart trick on Tong Li.
After a while, Tong Li's eyes became thorough, and the fierce light was gone. The hands and feet also slowly stopped struggling. It seems that the Pure Heart Formula has worked, and his sanity has been restored.
We let go of our hands and sat down around Tong Li. After a few minutes, Tong Li sat up, rubbed his cheeks, and said to himself, "Why is my face hot, hot?" After looking around at everyone, his eyes stayed on Huaxia's body, and asked again: "Huaxia, why do you say my face hurts so much?" ”
Huaxia said that he didn't know, and his buttocks moved back little by little, slowly distancing himself from Tong Li. This kid has a weak heart and is ready to go for a walk at any time.
Tong Li turned his face sideways, and after spitting out a mouthful of bloodshot saliva, he smiled "hehe" and asked rhetorically, "I don't know?" Jumped on Huaxia's body and said, "Lao Tzu gives you a long memory." After speaking, he turned Huaxia over and held it, put his hands behind his back, pinched Huaxia's two wrists with a big palm, and then untied the armed belt on his waist, and then folded it in half and jerked it towards Huaxia's buttocks, and Huaxia was pumped "Wow, wow" screaming.
This scene directly evoked the painful memories of my youth, my old man also used this trick to clean me up, after smoking, I couldn't touch the stool for a week, and I could only lie on the bed when I slept, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
I always thought that Tong Li's loss of sanity caused him to go berserk and attack me. It turned out that he had always been awake, but his body was out of his control, as if dozens of people were pulling him and forcing him to do something he didn't want to do at all. So just now, he always knew what he had done, and of course, he also hugged what "good things" people had done to him. Huaxia's behavior is purely to find a smoke, and he deserves it!
The sun went down, and the forest became dark again. The sun is gone, the heat wave is still there, the residual heat of the ground carries the humid air from the bottom up, and we feel like we are in a sauna, and the feeling of suffocation never disappears.
Tong Li's subordinates showed mercy, and stopped after whipping Huaxia dozens of times, probably because he was afraid that Huaxia would be beaten and it would be inconvenient to hurry. Pointing to Huaxia and said: "In the future, I will carry Lao Tzu behind my back to make it bad, and see if I don't smoke you to death." ”
Huaxia gritted her teeth, and didn't dare to put a fart, it was like being blown up by a chrysanthemum, and she looked extremely aggrieved.
Tong Li looked at the time, hurriedly packed his bags, and only said one word, "Go!" (To be continued......)