EMS, General Manager of China Post Express Logistics, the U.S. Branch, Spencer Monroe, was called out of bed by FBI agents in the middle of the night.

These unconscionable guys didn't knock on the door, didn't make an appointment, and actually used a locksmith to open the door of General Manager Spencer's house.

In the middle of the night, I fell asleep in my sleep and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and suddenly opened my eyes and saw four big men standing around his bed, staring at himself expressionlessly, and a grinning at himself and showing off his FBI documents.

Almost didn't scare the hell out of him.

Damn it! Don't these unscrupulous guys take the laws of the United States into account?

"Mr. Spencer Du Monroe, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep, but there are some urgent special events that require your assistance, no way, this involves national security, although you are employed by the Chinese government postal company, but after all, you are also an American, as a U.S. citizen, you have an obligation to cooperate with the government's investigation, isn't it?"

In the interrogation room of one of the FBI offices, the FBI agent named Jim was still grinning across the long conference table in front of Spencer.

The long conference table is conducive to both meetings and interrogations, and even if the suspect suddenly erupts, he will get enough time to react because of the distance.

"Damn! Can't you just wait for me to go to work? It's my home and it's my private time! Bastard! ”

Feeling a slight headache and high blood pressure again, Spencer Monroe didn't take the FBI clowns seriously at all, and he was a U.S. citizen. In addition to swearing allegiance to the United States (government?) That's another story), and he's quite dedicated to hiring in China.

Europe and the United States have strict requirements for professional ethics and personal credit. Of course, this has to exclude some special secrets, and it is more secure to find some local snakes to sit in the town, and it is not easy to be troubled by the local government.

"In order to ensure that you can go home and rest as soon as possible, then please cooperate with us completely, okay? Mr. Spencer, all you need is an honest answer to our questions, and we'll let you go back as if nothing had happened. That's right, just a few questions, I promise. ”

Although he knew that the other party had already scolded himself in his stomach, Jim still maintained a good-natured smile, and the FBI did this kind of black work that made the people in China scold their mothers.

"You EMS don't take nuclear weapons couriers, do you?"

Jim had a piece of paper in his hand with a list of questions, and he started with the first one.

There are high-definition cameras and voice recorders in the room to record everything.

“”

As if he had been greatly insulted, General Manager Spencu Monroe's face turned from white to red. Turning from red to blue, he suddenly stood up and slapped the table, roaring uncontrollably.

What is this TM2/B problem?

"Do you guys with taxpayers' money have all over your head? Is it fun to find me happy like this? I'm going to complain to you! ”

The entire interrogation room was filled with Spencer's roar, and I don't know who was interrogating whom? Two agents behind him forced him back into his chair.

The other party's reaction seemed to have been expected, and Jim was not angry.

"I'm sorry. I don't know which dog/mother/raised stuffed me with these questions, but for the sake of you and my work, it's best if you can cooperate with me to answer, and I'll repeat it again, you EMS don't accept nuclear weapons couriers, do you? ”

Jim grinned helplessly. He also did what he was commanded to do,

The other party is serious, and it doesn't look like he's teasing himself. Spender also knew that the people did not fight with the officials, although if he really went to court, he might be able to get some compensation from the FBI, and maybe he would lose his job for this, so he could only forcibly suppress his anger and calm down, saying: "We EMS do not undertake express transportation of all dangerous explosives, including nuclear weapons." ”

"Very well, thank you, Mr. Spender, let's move on to the next question, does EMS still accept the transportation of guns, tanks, mobile armor, fighter jets, and even aircraft carriers?"

The black suits of the two agents behind Spender bulged slightly again from muscle tightness, and they stared warily at the general manager of EMS America.

"Not accepted! We don't rob Blackwater International (xeservicesllc) of business, and they don't rob our business either! ”

Spencer's eyes were red and he was panting, like an angry bull, and he struggled to answer these ridiculous questions with a gripped emotion that was about to get out of control.

"For example, space cargo sending? Space Cleanup? ”

"Don't accept that you're NASA when we're us? We don't have any business! Do you have a lot of FBI sci-fi movies? ”

"No!"

At the end of the day, Spencer had only one generic answer to all the other party's questions.

After a dozen questions, Spender looked at the poor FBI agent with an idiotic gaze, is the FBI's brain in water? How is it possible to ask such a childish and ridiculous question.

Jim's face was slightly red, but fortunately he was black, so it wasn't easy to get out.

"So, can you explain this?"

Jim finally made a killer move, pushing two pictures of about 0 inches in front of Spencer.

"What is this? Which idiot ps our CI design (Corporate Visual Identity System)? And it's so clumsy, are you FBI dizzy? What kind of ridiculous thing to tease me? ”

After glancing at it, Spender pushed the photo back with disdain.

One of them is the figure of a forward-swept wing fighter after breaking through the atmosphere, and the visual design of EMS's unique brand logo can be clearly seen on the body.

Some people who like to spoof deliberately forge pictures every year I don't know how many pictures, tens of thousands? Several hundred thousand? Or even millions? Maybe more.

"You should have said that to the people at NASA, four hours ago, they sent these two pictures from outer space and these questions that you think are idiots to the FBI through the White House."

Jim sneered a few times and took back the two photos.

"You said it wasn't PS?" Spencer looked incredulous.

"Actually, I don't believe it either, but there is no need for NASA people to make such low-level jokes, an aerospace fighter sprayed as EMS provides express delivery and space orbit clearance services for the space station of the Chinese side, this is not a joke."

After asking all the questions, Jim, who had completed the task, no longer had a businesslike attitude, but instead chatted with Spin like a friend.

It's really easy to poke at other people's laughter.

"Hell! This, how is this possible? Is there a phone? I'm going to ask about the Chinese headquarters! ”

Spencer's expression froze for a few seconds as if he was stupid, and he shook his head quickly, still unable to believe that there was such an outrageous thing in the world.

"As you wish!"

The other party's request hit Jim's heart, and he took out a mobile phone and pushed it over.

These questions and photos made Spencer have to pay attention, and he didn't shy away from the FBI people, and called in front of Jim.

On the other side of the world, China happens to be working during the day, and Spencer's Chinese is very good, and he doesn't need a translator, so he can easily find the leader of EMS's China headquarters.

But after a few moments, he put down the phone, pushed it back to the FBI agent, and said, "I can tell you solemnly, Mr. Jim, that this is absolutely nothing!" Someone must be impersonating! This is a very serious image infringement, if you want to know more, you should ask the Chinese space agency, we will reserve the right to sue the infringer. ”

"Okay, this inquiry is here first, but I have a business prohibition agreement here that I hope you EMS can sign, this is a sample, if there are no problems, it is best to sign it within a week."

Jim pulled out a thick stack of papers, stood up, and placed his hands in front of Spencer.

"What is it about?"

Spender suddenly had a bad feeling.

"It's nothing, it's just that the EMS in the question just now is not allowed to undertake the express delivery of nuclear weapons and arms within the states of the United States, as well as the express business in outer space, you know, Blackwater International and NASA very much don't want someone to steal business from them, if you didn't do anything in the first place, it would be better."

FBI agent Jim shrugged his shoulders.

“”

This is happening not only in the United States, but also in Canada, but also in countries such as the United Kingdom, France, Russia, Japan, South Korea, India, and Australia.

The leaders of EMS branches in countries around the world were asked to inquire about the government or military of that country.

This kind of innocent lying down was also shot, which made the bigwigs of the Chinese postal department very annoyed.

The Air Force felt that the "Dragon Knight" was able to solve any big trouble as always, and it was also as always poked down the big basket.

However, this time the military breathed a sigh of relief that the space agency took the initiative to carry the black cauldron that cleaned up the head and tail and the mess, although the black cauldron was not lightly carried.

Maybe the bigwigs of the China Post and Space Administration are staring at each other at this time, and they are almost fighting.

This span is large, almost no different from Obama running to Zhongnanhai to clock in and out of work.

If you want to blame, you can only blame the initiator, and the sentence "send express delivery" has set off a lot of international shocks.

Lin Mo, who had just completed the express delivery business, was still lamenting that the optical stealth layer of the "demon" deformed wing fighter was wrapped in the shroud and repulsion shield when it penetrated into the atmosphere, and it was burned by more than 500 degrees of high-temperature thermal radiation.

The space agency didn't even give Lin Mo a chance to complain, and directly stuffed an envelope to appease the other party's emotions.

There was a check in the envelope, and there were many zeros in the amount item, but there were only four short words in the capitalized item: "One hundred million yuan", the amount unit was RMB, and after reaching this number, the regretful expression on Lin Mo's face disappeared on the spot-

Ask for a monthly pass to lie down the gun.