“…… O the bureaucrats of the Ministry of Defense! I knew that I would conceal the true state of affairs and coax us to die, but I didn't even get the most basic preparations! Thanks to the fact that the Type 10 tank has a radiation protection function, otherwise we might have to wear daily duty clothes and break into the radiation zone!

Alas, since it is to suppress such a high-content thing as terrorists, it should be handed over to these guys who take helicopters in the First Air Regiment! And the combat missions in the nuclear radiation zone should also belong to the NBC anti-terrorism response special force (Japan's three-defense force), weishenme wants us people who have not received professional radiation training and only brought training bombs to make up the numbers? Could it be that the professionals have once again disobeyed their orders and escaped? ”

In the barren wilderness, in a lonely Type 10 tank, Aoki Takashi and the commander pondered the electronic map on the LCD screen while chattering with the gunner in the same car, "...... The newsletter said that a countermeasures headquarters had been set up in Tokyo, but it felt that it was really useless at all, except for blind command and chaos. No, even the infantry was so angry with them that they ran away!

God knows if this time the Nuclear Crisis Countermeasures Headquarters will be like the Countermeasures Headquarters in North Africa last time, a bunch of bureaucrats just sit behind the computer and watch news programs to gather information, and wait for the hostages to die before writing a report indiscriminately, in addition to reimbursing a bunch of high-end kiosk bills! ”

“…… What's the solution? It is the same regardless of which country chooses its leader, and a few less brain-dead are selected from a large number of brain-dead. ”

In response to Aoki's complaints, the gunner seemed to shrug his shoulders in surprise. “…… Of course, sometimes the most brain-dead of a large number of brain-dead people are selected...... By the way, I heard that there is another prime minister in Tokyo today? ”

“…… Yes, Prime Minister Kotori Yumashiro...... This is really the second disease of middle school and the prime minister! ”

Takakazu Aoki raised his head, smiled wryly and touched the beautiful poster of the "True White Queen" wearing a gothic loli costume on the cockpit, "...... If there is anything good that the Tokyo Countermeasures Headquarters has done, it is that they have plowed the ground for us with missiles. It is said that the terrorists have been eliminated...... But the rest ...... Since you know that you are a layman, don't pretend to be an insider and jump on the stage to sing around!! ”

- Through the radio contact just now, Aoki Takashi and First Class Lieutenant are full of lawsuits. After learning that the rest of the tanks either broke down or ran in the wrong direction, they received the bad news that the infantry of the 6th Division had collectively struck and returned to the battalion.

Originally, it was the Nuclear Crisis Countermeasures Headquarters at the Prime Minister's Office in Nagata Town, Tokyo. I feel that this time, in order to prevent the Ground Self-Defense Force from shrinking into battle, I must fool them into the radiation zone no matter what. As a result, before the Ministry of Defense finally reluctantly agreed to cooperate in the face of an increasingly serious radiation threat, Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumita, who had been waiting anxiously, went so far as to learn from Chairman Chiang's experience and went so far as to bypass the Ministry of Defense and the headquarters of the 6th Division without authorization, and directly called the infantry wing in an attempt to forcibly transfer troops beyond the ranks!

Obviously, even if the prime minister is theoretically the supreme leader of the Self-Defense Forces. But this is a complete violation of the rules. Most of the infantry wings did not listen to the orders of the Prime Minister's official residence on the grounds of "illegality".

Strictly speaking, the Japanese cabinet is often put on a show, so even if the cabinet is formed and overthrown twice in three days, the selection of the prime minister and minister is like a windmill. It doesn't seem to be a big problem for society as a whole. As a general practice, even when the country is in a major crisis, there is generally no cabinet to do anything, except for the prime minister and the chief cabinet secretary, who have to appear frequently to calm the mind, and civil servants have already prepared an outline of the steps to deal with various crises. If something goes wrong, you just need to do it step by step - of course, if things go wrong, how to put all the blame on the cabinet ministers and keep their innocence will also be done a long time ago. …,

On the other hand, if the cabinet insists on meddling everywhere, it will often be self-defeating – this is the general rule summed up by the Japanese people.

To get back to the point, Zuihou, the only infantry wing that reluctantly obeyed the orders of the Cabinet, began a march with the characteristics of the Self-Defense Forces: first, they found a large military truck, threw guns and ammunition into them, packed them and took them away. I hired a few air-conditioned buses from a tour company, and then the self-defense officer turned into an ordinary passenger without any weapons, and headed towards Sendai while listening to pop music and drinking drinks - in order to avoid the infantry wing also trying to prevaricate, the Tokyo Countermeasures Headquarters only said that they should be urgently transferred to Sendai, but did not say what the specific task was.

Then, unsurprisingly, this group of "Self-Defense Forces tourists" got caught in a big traffic jam on the highway not long after they walked. Then, in the process of traffic jam, they finally received a real order to get out of the car and walk towards the Fukushima radiation zone to eliminate the terrorists...... So the whole wing exploded - the car transporting ordnance was still blocked on an unknown section of the road, and he was wearing a duty uniform, with neither firearms and ammunition, nor radiation protection equipment...... Isn't this asking them to walk to Fukushima on two legs to die?

In the excitement of the crowd, the squadron got out of the car and walked back to the camp, and at the same time complained to the friendly and neighboring units on the radio that "the stupid bureaucrats in Tokyo are bent on killing people", and then called back to the barracks on the way to ask, and found that the barracks and warehouses of the infantry wing did not have any anti-radiation equipment, and all those things were piled up at the division headquarters in Higashine City, Yamagata Prefecture...... According to the estimation of the division headquarters, by the time the first batch of infantry of the 6th Division can reach the Fukushima front, it will be midnight at the earliest—provided that they really want to go to the front line to be radiated, instead of learning the "advanced experience" of the 4th Division in Osaka during the Shijie War, and doing everything possible to pretend to be sick and make excuses, and delay as much as they can......

In short, under the blind command of Junzaburo Izumita, Chief Cabinet Secretary of the Cabinet Secretary, the entire Sixth Division first acted inexplicably like a headless fly, and then fell into a total chaos and commotion in the midst of scolding, because a group of junior members of the Solidarity Party who had never been a soldier in the countermeasures headquarters (the bigwigs with a little experience and common sense had all defected from the party), and they were only thinking about how to fool the Self-Defense Forces into the Fukushima nuclear radiation zone. Completely forgot to equip them with the necessary armaments, ammunition and radiation protection equipment......

There is no way, according to the national characteristics of the Japanese who value the process over the result, a matter of headache and headache to Zuihou, I am afraid that I have forgotten all the things I was going to do at the beginning - just like in the past, in order to "Manchurian lifeline", first a full-scale invasion of China, and then launched the Pacific War.

So, after waiting for a while, Aoki Takashi and the first rank lieutenant were very surprised to find out. It seems that he can only drive this Type 10 tank with only training bombs to go into the unpredictable Fukushima nuclear radiation zone alone to face an unknown number of terrorists?

Is this a cheat? It's a cheat! This must be a cheat, right?

Fortunately. When the colleagues of the 6th Division could not count on it at all, the Ground Self-Defense Force of the Eastern Military Region on the Tokyo side finally sent a support force over. And it's also the NBC's counter-terrorism response unit under the Metropolitan Police Department, which specializes in dealing with nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, and biological weapons, that is, the so-called "three-defense forces" - although it is a bit strange to put the Ground Self-Defense Force in the Metropolitan Police Department's establishment, but in any case, these are professionals, and they should be more reliable than Aoki and those who have only read a few radiation safety books.

The only regret is that the size of this support force seems to be a bit pitiful - there are only two biological and chemical armored reconnaissance vehicles in total, plus a few soldiers of the anti-chemical defense unit carried by helicopter by the 1st Air Support Regiment, and a wire-controlled robot equipped with a radiation detection device. …,

The reason why reinforcements are so scarce in the Eastern Military Region is the same as that of the Sixth Division of the Northeast Military Region - compared with the relatively vast and sparsely populated Northeast region of Japan. Tokyo is even more densely populated, and the Ground Self-Defense Force's camps are generally tightly packed between private houses, and there is no place to train. Especially once the armored vehicle is started, the noise is bound to be very loud. Residents in the neighborhood complain and protest, and the self-defense forces, which are discriminated against, are often overwhelmed. Not to mention the need to drive armored vehicles on the streets and go outside for training......

Moreover, since the Aum Shinrikyo sarin gas incident in the Tokyo subway at the end of the last century, there has been no new poison gas or biological weapons attacks in Japan over the years. The NBC's counter-terrorism response unit simply did not have a chance to be dispatched.

Even during the Fukushima nuclear crisis, the armored vehicles of the NBC anti-terrorism response unit were not used - because it was a disaster relief in a radiation environment, not a fight in radiation - more importantly, in order to save money, the Kan government at that time deliberately tried to use the antique tank 74 tank that was about to be retired to carry out tasks in the nuclear radiation zone, so that even if the tank was contaminated with radiation and could only be discarded, it would not be too distressing.

In this way, it also means that these biochemical armored reconnaissance vehicles have basically never been out of the barracks since they were put into service!

Then, the first sortie of the biochemical armored reconnaissance vehicle of the NBC's anti-terrorism counterpart special unit encountered the big scene of the Tokyo riot and the wave of fleeing from the Kanto region...... Such a group of super rookie drivers, who have never driven an armored car since the beginning of their service, are driving armored vehicles that have been piled up in the garage for several years while rummaging through dusty manuals...... It is already very good that Zuihou can have a car to break through many obstacles, travel more than 200 kilometers, and arrive at the assembly site on the outskirts of the Fukushima radiation zone on time!

As for the anti-chemical infantry sent by helicopter from the 1st Air Support Regiment...... Although the First Air Force Regiment said that it lacked radiation protection equipment and professional training to fight in the radiation zone, as it did during the Fukushima nuclear crisis last time, and in fact, their reasons were correct, and the Prime Minister's official office's bad practice of deceiving and coaxing front-line personnel made the SDF members dare not have the slightest expectation of these brain-dead politicians - Zuihou still agreed to use helicopters to carry some people and materials to the periphery of the Fukushima radiation zone, provided that they did not go deep enough to see the nuclear power plant.

In short, after meeting these reinforcements from the 1st Division of the Eastern Military Region of Tokyo, Aoki Takashi and First Class Lieutenant Aoki were deeply frustrated, but they also had to cheer up and slowly step into the depths of the Fukushima nuclear radiation zone under the reflection of the setting sun with this super pocket-sized special task force. They then continued their advance towards areas where terrorists were suspected.

However, what Aoki Takashi and First Class Lieutenant didn't know was that on a hill not far from them, someone was watching their every move with a high-powered telescope, and was deeply surprised by what they saw......

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INTERVIEWER What many foreigners may not know is that the Japanese have had a unique skill since ancient times: whether it is tragedy or comedy, it is in the hands of the Japanese. Zuihou can always be a farce. Whether it's good or bad, when it comes to the Japanese, zuihou can always become a joke.

Such as. The Japanese Ground Self-Defense Force's attack on the Fukushima nuclear radiation zone this time looks like a farce and a joke no matter how you look at it.

“…… This one...... Is it really the Self-Defense Forces? How do I look like I was pulled out of the backstage of a cosplay show at a comic convention?! ”…,

A hill about six kilometers from the Fukushima nuclear power plant stands in front of the ruins of Sanae Shrine. Next to a vermilion torii that had been broken and collapsed, Wang Qiu couldn't help but muttered in shock while observing the movements of the Self-Defense Forces with a Russian-style high-powered military telescope.

At this time, on the flat meadow below the mountain, a small contingent was moving: a Type 10 tank, a six-wheeled armored vehicle, plus several infantry of the anti-chemical forces. In order to save physical strength and speed up the advance, the infantry all clung to various handles and clinged to the outer surface of the vehicle.

On the surface, it seems that this is just a very ordinary nuclear war reconnaissance detachment. Many large countries on Shijie are in a similar configuration.

But the problem is that the "military appearance" of these self-defense members is too much to look at, or rather, it is cute.

- Whether it was that Type 10 tank or another six-wheeled armored car, it was the so-called "pain car". That is, the outer surface of the hull was sprayed with a large cartoon pattern - on both sides of the turret of the Type 10 tank. All of them are painted with the arrogant and angry busts of Miss Okawa Amisaka, the "cute tiger in the palm", and the flat armor plate of the six-wheeled armored car is painted with the blonde "My King" Saber Altoria Bixia in the armor battle skirt, standing with a sword in the wind...... At first glance, it makes people think it's an advertising car......

Just these two "Pain Tanks" and "Pain Armored Vehicles". It seems to be embarrassing enough. However, the infantry of the anti-chemical warfare troops of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces who were hitchhiking on these two "painful military vehicles" made people completely speechless - what kind of radiation protective clothing is this! Is it clear that it is a cartoon puppet? Even if everything can be cute, there has to be a limit! If you are so nonsense, what is the festival?

In short, Wang Qiu saw a Pikachu, a Doraemon, a Q version of a penguin, a tanuki, and several other unfamiliar cartoon characters, all of which were fluffy, round, stupid, chubby, and cute...... Alas, where did the Great Japanese Imperial Army, which wore khaki uniforms and carried katanas to play killing games and fight against the whole Shijie with the strength of one country, go?

“…… Prime Minister Birdie, your country's three-defense force...... Are they all cute things like this?! Weishenme wants to make the protective clothing look like this? ”

After being embarrassed for a while, Wang Qiu finally couldn't help but break the silence and tried to ask Prime Minister Yui Mahabai, who had a leisurely face, although he was very skeptical about the second sick singer who had been in office for less than 12 hours, whether the other party knew some details about the Self-Defense Forces.

Fortunately, the prime minister of the second sick girl doesn't just seem to know how to sell cuteness, but knows a lot of inside stories.

“…… Belch? Do you feel unreliable about our country's new protective clothing? Oh, rest assured! Don't look at it, this thing seems to be quite cute and bloated, but in fact, because of its large size, it can hold more equipment than ordinary protective clothing, and the protective layer is thicker. It not only has a fully sealed internal circulation oxygen supply and humidity control system, but also covers the surface with a layer of bulletproof fibers, which is both a protective suit and a body armor ......"

Little Bird You Zhenbai shook his little finger very cutely as he spoke, and that indescribable cuteness made Wang Qiu's heart beat half a beat slower.

“…… But......," he swallowed, "...... Is it necessary for this kind of military equipment to sprout as well? It seems to be a little too cute! ”

“…… Alas, Japan is now in a great era where everything can be cute, and of course the Self-Defense Forces must follow the trend of the times and try to make themselves a little cute...... According to your Chinese words, this is called keeping pace with the times! ”…,

Kotori Yu Mahaku smiled disappreciatively, "...... The Ground Self-Defense Force isn't the cutest yet! You know, the Maritime Self-Defense Force now not only has to hire a famous voice actor to be the captain of the ship for a day, but also changes the portrait of the annual Moe King on the deck every year, and even has made the Suzumiya dance a standard for female soldiers! ”

Speaking of this, she also turned around and taught Wang Qiu with a look of pity, "...... Alas, boy, you don't love enough! ”

——Wang Qiu retreated in despair, and found that he really couldn't understand the fierce thinking of modern Japanese, so he had to turn around and talk to his sister.

“…… I said, "Sister! I heard that there are many occupations in Japan that are passed down from generation to generation. The son of a monk is still a monk, the son of a doctor is still a doctor, and the son of a politician is still a politician...... But the descendants of the Weishenme Japanese samurai have somehow become these cute things? ”

“…… Haha, that's easy! Just as tens of thousands of years ago, the ancient wolf was abused into a dog, degraded and betrayed his cute skills. After the Pacific War, the Japanese samurai were also abused by the American lord over and over again, and finally they were abused and degenerated into cute things! ”

Sister Wang Yao smiled heartily, stretched her waist and replied, "...... Aren't those tigers in the circus also abused into big cats? ”

“…… Alas, that's right. That seems to be the truth...... Could it be that every cute thing is abused? ”

Wang Qiu shook his head and continued to sigh with an embarrassed expression, "...... When I was studying before, due to the influence of various anti-Japanese war movies and television, I was probably barely able to be regarded as an angry youth. But now looking at these cute Japanese devils, weishenme just can't hate it? (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )