As everyone knows, Nisha's self-directed and self-starred little boy's adventures not only made Chas. Kramer remembered the name of the bounty hunter Nissa, and made the two-year-old boy interested in witches, werewolves, and vampires. Kramer, on the other hand, studied all sorts of Western gossip and gossip.

After that time of being sacrificed by a witch, Chas. Kramer's ideas have changed dramatically. I like to secretly watch horror movies that are banned under 16 years old in the United States.

Eight years passed quietly, and the ten-year-old Chas. Kramer, a third-grader, became known as the school's 'Mystery Guy', a nickname that has been with him since his first day of school.

often talk about those ethereal werewolves, vampires, and witches, and always talk about being captured and sacrificed by an evil witch when he was two years old. The honesty in the school had to make Chas. Kramer's parents took the teenager to a psychiatrist. Even Chas. Kramer's parents thought the child was paranoid.

In the past eight years, the number of parents and scolding have made Chas. Kramer was so accustomed to it that he could even recite what his parents wanted to scold, and sure enough, his stern father yelled at the familiar rhetoric again.

"Chas. Kramer! How many times have I told you! Those werewolves, vampires, witches, these things are all lies! If that's the case, no school will dare to take in a delusional student! ”

Looking at his wide-eyed father, Chas. Kramer didn't bother to argue anymore. At this time, Chas. How Kramer wished that one of those friends would come out and prove it for him. Prove that you have not lied for the past eight years. But what about the five stupid pigs in Weishenme who slept like dead pigs at the time?

As for saying, Weishenme at that time only Chas. Kramer came to his senses alone? Because the cookies that the witch gave to everyone at that time were added with different levels of medicine. Chase. The light-colored cookie that Kramer got was only a little ecstasy. The other children were given coffee-colored cookies, which were filled with Ecstasy, a potion that ordinary witches could configure, and which could make people fall asleep in a very short time. If you get the right dose, you can control the duration of your sleepiness.

In Chas. After the six Kramer ate the cookies, they all fainted in the park, and Nissa, who was hiding in the distance, drove over. Take the crowd to some remote farm. The witch was also a quasi-chase. It was only when Kramer woke up that the satanic sacrifice scene was performed, and Nissa was hiding outside the door. Wait until the witch roars, "Great Satan... Please taste this young soul...", and rushed in. This is just the signal that the two agreed to haode. How could an ordinary witch summon Satan, a demon god comparable to God? Among the six friends, Weishenme is the only one who has woken up? For Satan, the mortal soul is nothing more than a concoction for boring.

But these loopholes, in front of a little boy who is only two years old, there is no clue at all. All I think about is the big sister of the bounty hunter known as Nissa. Long brown hair and a black suit. It's so cool. The gentle smile on Nissa's face always lingered in the little boy's mind. This makes Chas. Kramer looked at a girl with long brown hair wherever he looked.

But for so many years, I still haven't seen the big sister in a black suit and long brown hair.

The father's scolding made the accustomed Chas. Kramer's left ear goes in and out of the right ear. I can't help but think of that heroic big sister, "Bounty Hunter Nissa" Chas. Kramer thought to himself.

Lesson Chas. Kramer's father, who had been for a long time, couldn't help but be even more angry when he saw his son's absent-minded appearance. 'Bump'. A slap on the table. Distracted Chas. Kramer was taken aback. Looking at the father in front of him, he yelled at him, "Don't fucking talk about your goddamn witch experience at school in the future!" If you dare to do this again, Lao Tzu will send you to a mental hospital! ”

"Got it. I'll never say it again! "Then he turned around and went back to his room." Bang slammed the door shut, lay on the bed, and looked at the ceiling in a daze. Chase. Kramer's room is not filled with comic book photos of superheroes, basketball stars, and other children's rooms, but is filled with all sorts of bizarre portraits, vampires, werewolves, mysterious patterns, and even two specimens of bats at the head of the bed.

"Those dark creatures exist. weishenme, you just don't believe it? What a stupid home! "Chas. Kramer secretly said that the name of the dark creature was also something he had learned from those occult books.

Just Chas. While Kramer was thinking, his mother's voice came from outside the door, "Chas! The teacher said you haven't turned in your homework for a long time! If you dare not turn in your homework today. You won't eat tomorrow! ”

Chas lying on the bed. Kramer replied helplessly, got up and picked up his school bag, and took out the homework assigned by the teacher. But after watching it for less than five minutes, Chas. Kramer felt a big head. "Damn! The water in the pool is drained in five hours at the outlet, and the pool is filled in three hours at the inlet. How many hours does it take to fill the pool with two openings open at the same time? You're fucking sick, aren't you? Such a perverted question! Dare to ask? "Chas. Kramer cursed and closed his workbook. I listened to it, and there was movement downstairs. At this time, parents are watching the fake soap opera on TV. It won't come up at all. Chase. Kramer secretly took out the new book "Dark Creatures in Detail" that he had bought from under the bed with the pocket money he had earned from doing housework for the family.

I don't know which retired bounty hunter compiled "Dark Creatures in Detail" to pass the boring life, but this little boy was deeply fascinated. Books as thick as the Oxford Dictionary, Ling Chas. Kramer reveled in it.

The next day, Chas. Kramer still hasn't been able to turn in yesterday's homework. Known as the 'mysterious weird', he sat alone in the corner of the classroom, and no one in the whole class wanted to make friends with this weirdo.

On the podium, a little girl with a freckled face was reciting the fairy tale of "The Sleeping Beauty" passionately. Kramer was still thinking about the introduction of vampires and demons in "Dark Creatures Explained" yesterday. However, the high-pitched voice of the girl on the podium made Chas. Kramer felt a pang of boredom.

"When the prince kissed and woke up the sleeping beauty, the two of them lived happily ever after," the freckled girl said, clasping her hands with a longing look, as if she longed for a handsome prince to wake herself up with that loving kiss. The girls in the class all gave warm applause, and even many boys were no exception.

"Hehe's a trick to the ghost!" Chase. Kramer smiled dismissively.

Although the sound is small. But it made the teacher on the podium look at it. The female teacher pointed at Chas. Kramer shouted, "Chas. Kramer! Isn't Luna bad? You still haven't turned in your homework today! Well, you'll talk about what Luna just said about "Sleeping Beauty"! If I'm satisfied, I can consider not letting you call your parents before school! ”

Chase. Kramer stood up helplessly, looked at the female teacher with black-rimmed glasses, the appearance of a menopausal woman, and cursed in his heart, "Damn female pervert." ”

The whole class turned to look at Chas. Kramer, the strange guy in the school, this unlucky guy, if he hadn't been asked by the teacher for a week, it would have been a miracle.

Chase. Kramer looked at his classmate's mocking gaze. After thinking about it, he said slowly, "The sleeping beauty was woken up by a kiss from the prince, and it can only be said that the prince's mouth is very stinky. Definitely ate a lot of garlic onions! Otherwise, how could a person who was in a deep coma wake up? ”

‘hahahaha…’

'Haha...' Chas. Kramer's bizarre remarks drew ridicule from his classmates. Luna, the little girl who had just spoken about "Sleeping Beauty" on stage, stood up suddenly. "You freak! It's not like that! The prince is handsome and dashing! Only the true love of the prince can awaken Sleeping Beauty! You pervert! They will live happily ever after!! Luna headed towards Chas. Kramer shouted. Many of the girl's classmates also cursed indignantly and cursed Chas. Kramer, this weirdo!

The menopausal female teacher, who was about to go berserk, saw the whole class of female classmates attacking Chase at the same time. Kramer looked at this scene with more interest when he asked the boy. There was no intention of stopping it, which made the female students in the class curse this 'mysterious weird' even more fiercely.

But these immature insults are far from the scolding of the parents at home. Chase. Kramer was unmoved. He waved his hand and said, "Happy life? It's just a trick to deceive. The real Shijie is not what you ignorant wretched creatures imagine! What is a happy life? After the prince kissed and woke up the sleeping beauty, the two got married and had children. Later, Sleeping Beauty became a two-hundred-pound fat woman, and the prince empathized and found a mistress? Or the two are happy after marriage. The prince's overindulgent body collapsed, and impotence could not satisfy Sleeping Beauty, and then Sleeping Beauty Red Apricot came out of the wall? That's real life! ”

Chase. Kramer's barrage of words stunned the female classmates who would only call him an idiot, a freak, and a pervert. In the United States, where sex education starts with dolls, ten-year-olds naturally understand the meaning of mistresses, impotence, and impotence. After the girl's fairy tale was ruthlessly shattered, it was exchanged for the cries of the whole class.

The female teacher with black-rimmed glasses couldn't stand it anymore and was going to watch being attacked by the whole class. Chase. Kramer's dilemma. I didn't expect this bastard boy to cry with a broken mouth.

"Chas. Kramer, get out of here! Right now! Immediately! Notify your parents to come to school now! The female teacher pointed to Chas. Kramer yelled.

Chase. Kramer shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the classroom as he was customary. But the cries of those girls made Chas. Kramer walked like a victorious rooster. Raise your head and chest straighten! (To be continued......)

PS: Two more send! I went to eat, I was home alone, and I didn't even bother to get food. Is it chicken stewed with mushrooms or braised beef? Forget it, let's soak this bag of braised beef!