Chapter 532: Religious People in Action

"Jingle Bell Says You Are Mortal"

The only thing the little thing did was to say his thoughts to the three people in front of him.

Then everything took effect: the three people who were originally created by the Eight Miscellaneous Snakes, with the blood of the Heavenly Divine Race flowing in their bodies, and even their souls were completely different from human beings, at this moment there were changes that deep into their souls, and the Eight Miscellaneous Snakes, or the imprints left by the will of the earth, completely disappeared, and they became completely ordinary people, so ordinary that they would not be the slightest stronger than a family of three in a small city who lived on wages and frugality.

Cut, don't look at what kind of place this is, around the tree of the world, the god of the universe right now, in front of God scolding Jesus for looking for death, this is not what you think, what do you think is a good bully?

Well, Clank Bell is pretty easy to bully.

Ahem, anyway, at this moment, a pet's combat power broke through the sky.

Ding Dong's combat power is indeed 5, I can swear to God, but the combat power is equal to 5 does not mean that the strategic value is really only 5, especially in this place, next to the tree of the world, at the feet of the real Son of Heaven, here, as long as Ding Dong is willing, her words can become laws, although in most cases, this small law structure is miserable, but in her own territory, if you want to say a word to overturn the "Heavenly Divine Clan", it is like playing for her.

"As I said, the Eight Miscellaneous Snake is a village cadre in our place, and you guys are working under him, not even the street director."

Looking at the three members of the Qijia Society who have become ordinary people, I am condescending and feel uncomfortable.

Although emotionally speaking, I don't have any hostility towards the big snake clan, and I even have some affection for the three people in front of me - it was from the intimacy of skipping class for three years in junior high school and letting my sister pull her ears and drag them out of the Internet café, it can be said that they are my close comrades-in-arms in the process of growing up, but emotionally it is one thing, and when these big living people really come to their own territory, it will be another thing.

Unlike the lord who occasionally runs away but is usually law-abiding, like Yagami-an Liana, the few in front of me are living treasures who don't treat themselves as people at all, even if they love the world world, they definitely don't love humans, and I'm really a little uneasy to let them stay in the crowd, so the best way to deal with it is to let these people thoroughly realize the truth that the village cadres can't do it at the department level.

Even though the hall level is just a pet that sits on a human head and chews a lollipop.

"You are newcomers, so you may not know much about the situation here," I reached out and dragged the Qijia Society from the ground, and suddenly turned into an ordinary person, and the impact on them was by no means limited to the weakness of the **, "This space is a place that you can't imagine, here, the first thing you have to do is to forget how much you are calling for wind and rain in the original world realm, and see the big green-skinned man who is watching the excitement over there?" That guy named Piccolo is from a perverted world realm, where a fighter can beat the earth into a sakima with just one punch, and your highest being, the Eight Miscellaneous Snake, is just an apprentice in front of those guys, but that level of strength is in our strength system—believe it or not, it's only equivalent to a middle-level commander, and it's not even eligible for a monthly post allowance of five hundred. ”

"Ahem...... Qijia Society struggled to stand up straight, the deep soul origin impact made him feel that even breathing needed to be concentrated, he looked at this side with suspicious eyes, to that unbelievable words, his first reaction was not to believe: the position of the Eight Miscellaneous Snake in their minds is unshakable, supreme, my words are undoubtedly a great provocation to this belief, but he is not a fool, as I said, this is already another world, and his own "Lord" The complete loss of contact proves this without a doubt, and just now the three of them were not only easily suppressed by a few soldiers, but also lost all their strength under the words of a small pet, although he didn't know what happened to him, he could be sure that this strange place hidden dragon crouching tiger was unbelievable, and he was so at the peak of his strength in the original world realm, he couldn't even beat a dragonfly here.

"Ah Jun, I don't know what Lu Dao is for, Ding Dong suddenly wanted to bite the big man in front of me."

The little thing sat up on my head and said in a dangerous tone.

"Well, let's accept the reality," Sharmie pressed the shoulders of the seemingly emotional Shichigas, "but at least don't challenge our loyalty to our lord again, and ...... What's wrong with our bodies? ”

"Well...... "I scratched my hair, "maybe I'll have to challenge it, have you heard of a sovereignty conflict?" ”

“？” by Sharma ※ Nanakasha ※ Chris.

"Our God has disarmed you heretics, and that's it," I described in a plain way, "but only temporarily, I know that at least two guys here will seize the opportunity to kill you, so in a day or two I will restore your strength." ”

Of course, they will not be convinced by this kind of treatment, but then let Sandora have a headache, I have had enough of the trouble caused by these traversers.

"When are these traversers going to be heads?"

Arriving in a quiet little park near the third settlement, I threw myself on a bench and looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Looks like you're very troubled right now."

Suddenly, a gentle voice sounded behind me, and I lay on the chair, without even opening my eyes, and said lazily: "How do you have time to hang out here?" The holy water that was mixed with Nongfu Spring was finally sold out? ”

The gentle voice was silent for a moment, and finally revealed the nature of the black belly: "...... It's really a bad-eyed god-sama. ”

Needless to say, there was only one guy who deceived the traverser by mixing the Nongfu Spring with holy water in the Shadow City before, the biggest bishop of a certain demon forbidden, the eternal seventeen-year-old beauty * girl, Laura? Miss Stewart.

Although I want to say Auntie's.

"Laura, if you are really idle and have nothing to do, you will die and count the ants under the tree of the world, I am really not in the mood to chat with you now."

Although such a protest did not do much to a "girl" whose words and deeds were seriously unsuitable for the status of the most bishop, I said in a sullen voice, and then I felt a shadow drift in front of me: Laura circled in front of me.

"That's not what a god should be, it's just a prayer, not a number of ants," Lola firmly stood in the way of my photosynthesis, and her mouth was still not idle, expressing her opinions in the half-ancient and inferior Kansai dialect that sounded stupid to me, as if this widely criticized way of speaking had become one of her great hobbies, "So, God is so troubled, I wonder if I, a servant, can share your worries?" ”

I opened one eye, then put aside the grumbling bell that was lying on my eyelids, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Lord God? When are you going to use this title? You are very wise, and you know that I have nothing to do with Jehovah, and you should know that I do not believe in Jesus. ”

Laura smiled slyly: "That's right, your name is not Jesus, nor is it any of the superior of the Crucifixion, but the name of the god is originally attached by mortals, and the real gods don't even know what kind of existence they believe in themselves, and they don't care about them, so for me, you who also hold the authority are no different from God, or to put it in a big way—at least by your side, I can see the ultimate mystery that I can see and touch, at least by your side, there is a living angel ......"

"Ah, there's also an undead creature and a whole bunch of alien warriors," Seeing that the nap couldn't be done, I simply sat up, and then looked straight ahead at a certain long~~long~~ long-haired "girl" with an incomprehensible smile, "Lola, be honest with me." ”

"Huh?"

"You can't be an undercover agent of the Tesla Cult, planning to subvert the Crucifixion?"

“…… You can't assume that you haven't heard it. ”

Cut, what you just said is enough to make the whole of English Puritanism fall apart, right? My Greatest Bishop

Lola ignored my serious skeptical look, and just solemnly put her hands on her chest and made a gesture of prayer: "I'm a very devout believer." ”

That's right, I believe in your faith, but ......

But you don't believe in Jehovah, do you?

It is a God that you yourself have created in your heart, an image that is omniscient and omnipotent according to your ideas, but full of flesh and blood, and from the beginning, you have only believed in the "Lord" in your own heart, which is why you can be so firm and pious to outsiders, because as a believer, the salvation you hope for has long been in your heart, strictly speaking, you are still a believer in the Cross, but ...... You are another Jesus Christ because you created another Lord. ”

These words are what I have always wanted to make clear in front of Laura, because I really want to see if some unfathomable fox girl will have a panicked expression, but they are not interpreted by my mortal IQ, they are all Lilina's analysis, and looking at Laura's expression now, it seems that this analysis is all right.

"It's really a god," the frightened expression on Laura's face was only a fleeting moment, but it was enough for me to leave twenty-seven high-definition snapshots of 1444×900, "but there is one thing wrong with your analysis - the Lord born in my heart is no longer a self-comforting illusion, at least, for the time being, you are in this position. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then increased my forehead with my hand: "Eh, what a troublesome religious fanatic, I said that people like you usually can't survive if you don't find a natural disaster that God has experienced for you?" Did the Nine Heavenly Gods and Buddhas recruit you and provoke you? ”

Lola didn't speak, just smiled and looked at me until I got goosebumps all over my body: Please, although it is a very enjoyable thing to be looked at like this by a beautiful * woman, but you at least give me the realization of my real age, big sister

"I have been looking for the Lord who can truly save the world," said Lola, speaking in a low voice as if talking to herself, but I knew that she was speaking to me, "I used to think it was God, but salvation did not come by my faith, God is unattainable, cold and unforgiving, and it is as disdainful of humanity as it is to nature...... Ah, it's not appropriate to say this, but in short, at the end of the day, when the world is in real crisis, and all mankind should pray but is still drunk, it is not God who appears before my eyes, but you, who call yourself the 'Messenger of God', which is very important to me in the past. 'Faith' is a huge shock, yes, I doubted your claims from the beginning, even if you have a real angel by your side I don't believe that you are really from heaven, no way, you know how unconvincing an angel who needs someone to hold up a sign on the other side to memorize the lines, but I really want to see if it is 'God' who can save all mankind like a god, or you who have the same power......"

"Then I saved the world, and you firmly believe that I am the true 'Lord'." I don't know if I should cry or laugh now, but there are so many leaders of the world who have gathered around me because of her hot-blooded act of salvation, but there is no one like Lola who is so unreasonable that I really can't understand whether she is a worshipper of super-power or a paranoid religious fanatic, or just a freak who is an unwavering believer in the Crucifixion but does not believe in Jehovah.

Eh, don't mention to me that female pope named Lilina is still lost, the natural black Lori who just wants to burn and loot everywhere in the name of "Goddess Lord" and make war money are completely different species from Laura, both physically and psychologically.

"Okay, now that you're done with your hat, what do you want to say?"

I sat up straight, then tilted my head slightly, "Don't stand stupidly, sit next to you." ”

A look of surprise appeared on Laura's face, and then she sat down half a meter away from me with impeccable grace, muttering, "Well, this is the seat of the god." ”

I was dumbfounded for three seconds, then I removed the jingle from my head and placed the little thing for unknown reason in the empty seat between myself and Laura: "Let the real God sit down." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the little thing jumped nimbly into my hand, and then scurried to my ear and rubbed it around affectionately, completely not understanding what I had just said.

"This ...... I still think you're more reliable...... "Even with Rolla?" Stewart's usual indifference, in the face of such a "God" can't help but want to laugh, fortunately, after the last she still stopped her rudeness, "That's the case, I hope that the mood that can share your worries is not false, you should believe in how much influence faith can have on a devout believer, I have seen in the past few days that this Garden of Eden that you have built for the Gentiles from all worlds is gradually becoming chaotic, and those Gentiles who have no faith always take for granted the grace you provide to them, Trampling on the order of this place where the world ends is as bad as the brawl that is taking place today, and as a Crusader, I cannot bear to see such a real Garden of Eden contaminated and finally closed by humans like the paradise of yesteryear...... Huh? ”

Lola was in the middle of her sentence when she was interrupted by my pause gesture, looking at me with a confused look like a little girl, tilting her head slightly in confusion.

"Just tell me what you want," I waved to Lola uncontrollably, "and I'll take what I can accept and promise you." ”

There are two kinds of creatures in the world that are the most difficult to deal with, the first is a beautiful woman, and the second is a scheming woman, and a scheming and beautiful woman who pretends to be tender can only be described as terrifying.

"Okay, I want to join the chengguan brigade."

Lola's face turned embarrassed, and she reluctantly said the name of the institution that was so disgusting.

"Why?"

"Missionary ......"

"Quasi-play."

"Huh?"

"Do you think I don't know what you planned at the beginning?" I squinted my eyes and glanced at Laura, "Shedding the glory of the Lord on the world is the lifelong belief of a crucifixion, and now, with a single effort, you can even spread that thing to the otherworldly realm, and all you have to do is fool a few traversers into believing in God, and preach to this panicked group, you dare to let go of such a good opportunity?" ”

"I'm very sorry, but it's not because of my selfishness," his own purpose had been seen through, and Lola's expression finally became serious, "It is very necessary for these non-believing Gentiles to know the glory of the Taoist, just in the position of a Crucifixion, in any case, I hope you can tolerate my willfulness." ”

For the sake of missionary ...... Well, this is really in line with Lola's character, no matter how strange her self-perception of the word "God" is, she is a devout Crucidian, and I can't understand the way these religious people think.

However, it would be a good thing for me if she could use her ability to deceive and calm the Travelers, and it should be easy for the greatest bishop who can control the whole of Puritanism.

"I'll leave it to you," I stretched, and stood up, "Missionary or foolish, use your greatest bishop's talent to calm this 'paradise,' and I'll reward you when this chaos is over—how about making you a pillow with the feathers that Alaya plucked?" ”

"That's a great thanks, it's the highest honor," Lola stood up in surprise and bowed deeply, "but the pillow and the stuff are all right, the angel is already on the verge of crying." ”

I turned my head, and the angel sister who was lying down and was shot just now was looking at this side with teary eyes, with a pitiful look of extreme grievance, when did this girl fall out of my mind?

"Uh, don't cry, don't cry, I'm kidding," I hurriedly soothed the dumb angel sister, and I quickly changed the subject, "By the way, since Lola and you have taken the initiative to ask for help, it seems that you should let the others move." ”