Chapter 327, WC Issues

35 hours and 32 minutes before the start of task 3,

Fan Kang and others finally came to the temporarily arranged dormitory, and found that in addition to being limited by the limited area of the Ticonder Luga base, the dormitory is much smaller than the new barracks, and the other conditions are really good, with constant temperature day and night, suitable humidity, 24-hour hot water and buffet, and even saunas, physiotherapy rooms, recreation rooms, etc., the hardware facilities everywhere are much better than the new barracks, Fan Kang and others are very satisfied, except for a little .......

Speaking of this shijie human is very strange, through the observation of the past few days, Fan Kang and others found that the people here are not very open in terms of "sex", and there are not a few people who are conservative in sexual concepts, such as Carmen, who had a relationship with Johnny for the first time before joining the army after graduating from high school. But they can accept the mixing of male and female soldiers, and even male and female naked bathing, even the toilet is not divided into men and women, this kind of contradiction in the eyes of Fan Kang and others, but all the human beings here think it is normal, the only reasonable explanation for this is the difference in social concepts, just like once upon a time, Western women wearing three-point swimsuits on Chinese beaches would be considered "immoral" or even directly defined as "debauchery",

This inevitably caused a lot of trouble to the daily life of the reincarnations, Fan Kang and a few of them are okay to say, but it is very inconvenient for Zhan Shifang and Ji Lingling and their women, living in the same room with a group of strange men, some are still sleeping naked, which woman can sleep? It's still light, you let three little girls plus an old woman, take a shower with a group of naked men, or when you are going to the toilet, suddenly a few men rush in from the outside and pee in front of you, this is not a real life?

The people of the Immortal Bird Clan came up with a temporary solution, such as setting aside an area for a few women to live in the dormitory, and the women did not take off their clothes when they slept at night, and they got out of bed in the morning with their faces facing inward, so as not to see those soldiers stripped naked, and when no one was picked when they took a bath or went to the toilet, they also left people outside the door to guard the door, and resolutely did not let any male soldiers in.

This move inevitably aroused the surprised eyes of some soldiers around, but Fan Kang and the others didn't care, anyway, they went back after a few days to complete the task, and they could see it as much as they liked, fortunately, the new barracks were big enough, the dormitory was big enough, and Fan Kang's military rank was high enough among the recruits, and the new barracks came over like this in the past few days.

However, the Ticont Luga fleet base is obviously unable to provide these conveniences, although it is very large, but it can't accommodate a large number of people, and it has to set aside most of the area for storing weapons, ammunition, food, etc., leaving it for the soldiers, especially for the ordinary soldiers at the bottom of the mobile force, the place where the ordinary soldiers live is naturally much smaller, not to mention the bed crowding for the time being, every three companies and more than 300 people have to share a bathhouse and a toilet, Zhan Shifang They can not take a bath, but they can't go to the toilet, right? And you can't hold it all day until the evening when there are fewer people, right?

Looking at the lively scene in front of the toilet door, regardless of men and women entering and leaving, the women all looked worried.

At this time, Wu Chen suddenly raised his eyebrows and said happily, "Ha, don't worry about the three sisters and Aunt Song, I have a way." ”

Song Jinhui's face darkened slightly, and she glanced at Wu Chen cautiously and whispered, "You young man, ......am I that old?" ”

Ji Lingling asked excitedly, "Tell me quickly, what can you do?" ”

Wu Chen smiled proudly, stretched his hand forward, and a small plastic bag appeared in the palm of his hand, "Use this." ”

"...... this?" Ji Linglingqi said,

"You don't even know that?" Wu Chen said and took out a soft rectangular object that seemed to be a paper product from the bag, "This is called diapers, adult models, I expected that there might be urgency to urinate during the task, and I prepared some in the storage ring during my second mission, but I haven't used it, and now this is not just the right ......,"

The hearts of the people sweated wildly,

"That's your 'great idea'!" Ji Lingling gritted his teeth and grabbed Wu Chen's shoulders and shook back and forth and shouted, "We are not paralyzed, nor are we incontinent, who has peed in our pants!" Besides, what to do with poop......! ”

There were suddenly many soldiers around looked at Fan Kan and the others in surprise, Ji Lingling finally realized that her voice was too loud, and where there were girls shouting "poop", although she used Chinese, those soldiers could not understand, but these reincarnators around her could understand it, so ashamed that her face turned red, pushed away Wu Chen's head and did not dare to raise her head and threw herself into Zhan Shifang's arms,

Wu Chen scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "It seems to be...... I forgot to think about it. ”

Fan Kang and Zhan Shifang glanced at each other with a wry smile, Fan Kang thought for a while and said, "Can a living person still suffocate urine?" It's okay, it's a big deal, when you go to the bathroom, a few of our men forcibly stop at the door and don't let people in, anyway, it's only a few days. ”

Everyone thought about it, and it seemed that there was only this way.

Next, everyone solved the problem of beds again, and deliberately chose the innermost rows of beds, in which the women slept and the men distributed around to help them block the other soldiers.

A few small things were arranged scattered, and everyone finally realized that they were hungry, after all, they hadn't eaten for more than ten hours, and when they came to the cafeteria, they found that this is the space base in the end, and it is said that the federal government's annual financial revenue should be used for at least one-third of it here, in addition to the hardware facilities, even the food standard is much higher than that of the new barracks,

Everyone took the food they wanted, and Zhan Shifang also took out the fresh-keeping steak she secretly asked Ah Ling to make for Fan Kang from her storage ring, which Fan Kang has been eating these days.

Watching Zhan Shifang carefully take out the steak from the fresh-keeping bag, put it on the plate, and sprinkle it with a little Ah Ling's seasoning, Zuihou put the knife and fork in front of Fan Kang, and saw that Yue Hongjie and the others were envious, but not the steak that was only cooked and dripping with blood was envied, but envied Zhan Shifang's care for Fan Kang so considerately,

"Lingling." Yue Hongjie suddenly said softly to Ji Lingling,

Ji Lingling couldn't help but shudder, glanced at him and said angrily, "Speak well!" It's crazy! Why? ”

"Lingling, you see, in this desperate and lonely shijie, every zombie has someone to love, don't you still believe in aiqing?" Yue Hongjie said with infinite tenderness, "For example, I am so handsome, personable, and educated, do you dare to admit that you are not tempted at all?" ”

"Oh?" Ji Lingling actually smiled sweetly, "Brother Jie, are you tempted by me?" ”

Yue Hongjie patted his chest, "That's sure and sure to be tempting, don't worry, Doudou is okay there, I said one and she didn't dare to say two, I pointed to the east and she didn't dare to face west, you make it big, she did ...... small,"

"Lingling, you see, in this desperate ...... Can you admit that you're not tempted at all...... You make it big, she makes it small! Yue Hongjie's words stopped abruptly, his mouth open, and he looked at Ji Lingling, who was still smiling, with wide eyes and surprise, and a small instrument that was playing sound in her hand,

"Hehe," Ji Lingling said with a smug smile, "I guessed that you wanted to play a poor mouth as soon as your fox tail moved just now, so I quietly took out this recorder from the storage ring, originally intended to be used for other purposes, and it's not bad for you to use, Brother Jie, guess, I'm going to take this thing back to Sister Doudou, what will happen to you?" ”

"My aunt!" Yue Hongjie hurriedly stood up and nodded and said, "You are my aunt and grandmother, are you full?" Would you like the little one to get you something to eat? ”

"Don't you say I forgot," Ji Lingling pinched the recorder with two fingers and drew circles in the air, Yue Hongjie's eyes also followed the recorder directly, "There was a grilled chicken leg over there just now, but there were too many people in line and I was too lazy to queue, I just didn't know how it tasted......?" ”

"You wait, I'll go to the queue right away!" Yue Hongjie stabbed and turned around and ran,

Seeing Yue Hongjie capsizing in the gutter and being played by Ji Lingling like a grandson, everyone burst into laughter, especially a few newcomers, facing the battle with the Zerg that will start in more than thirty hours, it is strange that they are not nervous, and this happiness at this time has successfully dispelled those tensions, although it is only temporary, but as long as they can laugh, this is enough.

Fan Kang also smiled, and what was hidden in his heart was only known to him, and the suffocating pressure brought about by the battle of life and death that would come in the next task also weakened a lot with this smile, he lowered his head and ate a piece of beef, chewing slowly, and the determination in his heart became more and more firm, no matter what, no one wants to snatch this precious everything from me again!

Next to her, Zhan Shifang secretly glanced at Fan Kang, in fact, she had already seen that Fan Kang had something hidden in her heart, and it was a big thing, otherwise she would not have let him be so strong, he was not afraid of heaven and earth, even when he smiled, there was still a solemnity in his eyes that could not be dissipated, but she didn't ask, because she knew that if Fan Kang wanted to let herself know, she would definitely say it, she didn't want to embarrass Fan Kang, the burden on his body was heavy enough, even if there was a little more, she didn't want to,

(You fool, weishenme can't just say it and let me bear it with you?) Don't you know that no matter what happens, I will stand with you? )

Zhan Shifang secretly sighed and .......

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Yue Hongjie retrieved the chicken leg and respectfully placed it in front of Ji Lingling, and begged for mercy again, finally, Ji Lingling snorted and flicked his fingers, and a voice recorder that appeared out of thin air flew towards him, and he took it, and after confirming that this was the recorder that recorded his "criminal evidence", he was relieved to put it directly into his storage ring.

Everyone was soon full, and was about to get up and return to the dormitory to rest, and then find another training ground to strengthen training according to Fan Kang's jihua, especially the survival training of a few newcomers, Wu Chen suddenly came to Ji Lingling's side and said happily, "Sister Lingling, I have another way to let you go to the toilet with confidence and boldness!" ”

Ji Lingling's face instantly darkened, and he said coldly, "If you want to take out something weird, I promise to put it in your mouth!" ”

Wu Chen waved his hand again and again, "No, no, this time it's a place, a place that can definitely make you feel at ease and boldly go to the toilet!" ”

"Oh? Where? Su Qi couldn't help but ask, her expression was a little strange, it turned out that she had already held back her urine,

Wu Chen smiled mysteriously and sold a pass, "You would never guess that there is a very special place in this air fortress!" ”

Everyone's interest was aroused, but neither they nor Wu Chen would have thought that it was because of that mysterious place that a cloud of crisis had appeared above their heads......!

(After staying up for so long, I finally have the first helmsman, thanks to the "Shen Mao Da Lian An")