Volume 2: A Laugh in the Sea Chapter 68: Summoning Cards (I)

But strange to say, although the two sides obviously met for the first time, but somehow did it, Chen Sheng always felt that this Taoist priest looked a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before. As for when and where you saw it...... But before Chen Sheng could recall, he saw that the Taoist priest stood still and made a mockery to the martial artist, and said with a smile: "Eh~ This brother is invited." I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are godless, your lips are cracked and your tongue is scorched, and your spirit is scattered, and there must be a big bloody disaster in the near future. ”

This set of rhetoric is familiar, look at the face? Chen Sheng couldn't help but feel a little ridiculous. If he met this kind of god stick in reality, Chen Sheng would definitely not even bother to say anything more to him, turn around and leave. But......

This is the Infinite Divine Domain. Taking medicine to practice qi, learning the Tao and cultivating the truth, it is all true, and it is by no means just a deception like in the real shijie. Therefore, this Taoist priest may not really have some ability. Chen Sheng immediately stopped and asked, "Who are you?" Is there a fortune telling stall here? ”

The Taoist priest shook his head and said, "No, no, no." In the seventy-ninth generation of Xialonghu Mountain, the descendants of the Shimen went down the mountain to accumulate 100,000 good deeds. Good words are only given for fate, and there is no charge. Brother Tai must not be misunderstood. As long as Brother Tai is willing to listen to the words of the poor road, he will have great luck, be healthy, clear, eliminate disasters and avoid disasters, all of which are wrapped up in the poor road. This is your great blessing, brother, and you must not mistake yourself. ”

Before Chen Sheng could answer, he heard Su Ziling next to him laugh out loud and said, "Brother Sheng, don't believe him." That's what the liars say. Let's go. Well, I think it's better to eat brushed mutton. ”

The Taoist priest showed a solemn expression on his face and said, "Amitayus is blessed." That chick over there, Poor Dao didn't talk to you. It is very rude to interrupt someone's conversation. Please keep your mouth shut. Otherwise, Poor Dao can only ask you to form a group and leave this brother's side mellowly, xiexie. ”

Chen Sheng was slightly stunned, and suddenly there was a lightning bolt in his mind, and then he immediately remembered it. Even if the concentration is strong enough for Mount Tai to collapse in front of him, he can't help but be moved at this time. He whispered "ah~" and blurted out: "Unscrupulous Taoist thief Quanzi, is it you?" ”

The Taoist priest was also stunned, and then said in shock: "Who are you?" How do you know...... Wait a minute! And so on and so forth...... You are...... You are...... It can't be really, right? Are you Chen Sheng? ”

"It's really you, unscrupulous Taoist!" When he met his old acquaintance in another country, Chen Sheng was also a little excited. At the moment, I can't help but say, stepping forward is a bear hug. Hands slapped his back. Thief Quanzi shouted again and again, his facial features were distorted, and he said in pain: "Let go of me, let go of me!" You brainless muscular brute who can only punch Hong! Oh, you really want to crush my old bones? ”

Chen Sheng hahadaxiao, let go and stepped back, and said, "I really didn't expect that you actually came in." This shijie looks really small. The thief bared his teeth and rubbed his bitter face against the bones of his body that had almost been slapped out of place, and for a moment, he was speechless. Su Ziling felt curious and asked, "Brother Sheng, do you know this ...... Dao Chief? ”

Chen Sheng smiled: "Not only do I know each other, but I am also an acquaintance." We met in an online forum before. Later, chatting and chatting about what everyone thought of the deed, they began to meet offline. Come and go, and then it's cooked. Xiao Su, don't think that this guy is just cosplay, he is a Taoist priest who is genuine and has a degree. But Lao Tzu is quiet and inactive, he hasn't learned anything at all. The sharp teeth and sharp tongue are poisonous, and his speech is never forgiving, and he is ugly at every turn. Hehe, I was really bullied by him before. ”

Thief Quanzi said angrily: "So you only use your muscles on me after that, and you refuse to reason with me again, right?" Yaya, you're a baby! A muscular brute is a brute! After a pause, he said, "Since the last meeting, there has been no news from your kid." The forum is no longer on, and the buckle is no longer logged in. I thought you had offended too many people, and you had already hung up the black gun. Is it because of this that you came into the Divine Domain? ”

Chen Sheng sighed and said, "That's not the case...... It's a long story. It's not a good place to talk about things. Let's find a place to sit down. By the way, speaking of which, how did you get to be the way you are? If it weren't for the tone of your voice to Xiao Su, I wouldn't have recognized it. ”

Su Ziling was inexplicable when she heard this, and couldn't help asking, "Brother Sheng, what's wrong with his tone?" ”

Chen Sheng said with a smile: "This unscrupulous Taoist priest hates women the most, and he never has anything good to say about beautiful women. So as soon as he opened his mouth, I recognized it. ”

"Beauty? Beautiful fart! Thief Quanzi sneered: "It's just a leather bag, a pink skeleton." It's a shame that your ancestors in this barbarian family all believe in Buddhism, so you can't even see through this? Huigen is too low, so low that I can't bear to see it. Stretched out his hand and pulled Chen Sheng over, and said, "For the sake of everyone's acquaintance, Poor Dao will definitely explain it to you." Take a walk. ”

In a short time, the three of them had already turned into the entertainment area, and found a private room to sit down in a luxurious hotel decorated with antique decorations. As soon as he took his seat, the thief spring slapped the table and called for dishes, eight fruits and eight o'clock, eight treasures and eight stews, and a table was full. At the end, he asked the waiter to bring a box of Feitian Moutai and put it first. Su Ziling next to him was stunned, and whispered: "Brother Sheng, do you know this person, he is really a Taoist?" Aren't monks going to have to be vegetarians? But all the dishes he called were meat dishes. ”

The tip of the ear of the thief spring had already heard it beside him. sneered angrily: "Eat a hairy vegetarian." Dao Ye is not a true sect, so he doesn't need to abide by that rule. It's just a monk, didn't he eat meat the same in his early years? It's all the grandson of Emperor Wu of Liang, who came up with such a trick in a good way. It's just a practice monk, and even a lot of people in my Taoist sect have been pitted, and he is really guilty, and he deserves to be starved to death, and he is blessed with immeasurable longevity. ”

Chen Sheng smiled and said, "Among the Daomen, there are also precepts. Five meat and three disgusting, not edible. If you look at the dishes you ordered, there are a lot of them who have broken the vows. ”

Thief Quanzi didn't care, took a pair of chopsticks and leeks and fried green onions into his mouth, and said vaguely: "What do you monks say about wine and meat through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart." The Taoist Dao is natural, and the precepts are like floating clouds to me. However, if you don't recite Buddhist scriptures and can't even explain what the Three Dharma Seals and the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold Path are, you actually run around the streets with a woman, which is obviously a violation of the sΓ¨ precepts. It's okay to run around with a woman, it's still such a big breast, it's just a mad man. When we joined the group together, what did you say? You kid turned his head and forgot about it, it's really a banana and pineapple orange. ”

Gossip is a woman's day, and nothing can change it. Although Su Ziling was robbed by the stolen springs repeatedly, she became more and more curious. She took Chen Sheng's hand and whispered, "Brother Sheng, are you a member of the Communist Party/Youth/League?" ”

Chen Sheng showed a rare hint of embarrassment and said, "No." Well, don't ask what the group is. Actually, I've never been in that group, it's just people outside. After a pause, he quickly changed the topic and said, "Unscrupulous Taoist, let's not talk about this." By the way, you're a competitor now, right? How many stars? What did you say just now, Yin Tang was black, his eyes were godless, and so on...... Are you true or false? ”

Thief Quanzi "Ziyu~" drank a cup of Moutai and sighed: "Three stars." What did you just say...... Phew, of course it's fake, you believe that you are a fool and deserve to be slaughtered by me. Alas~ Speaking of which, it is also the bad luck of the Taoist master. I finally entered the Infinite God Domain, and I originally wanted to learn the authentic Three Qing Dao Method. I didn't expect the first task shijie to be "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" ......"

"The Legend of Mortal Immortal Cultivation? I know that. Su Ziling asked with great interest, "What kind of spiritual root do you have?" Monophyletic or biphyletic? Did you eat a boiled egg? ”

Thief Quanzi put down the wine glass with a "snap~", blew his beard and glared: "The Taoist master has all five elements, and it is the five spiritual roots that the protagonist has, how is it, are you afraid?" ”

Su Ziling nodded and said, "Oh, it turns out that Dao Chief, you are walking on the waste firewood stream, Qin Jing and Qin Jing." Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. Chen Sheng next to him was puzzled to hear it. This is only because although he also has the Internet, he never reads idle books on the Internet. But he was even more angry when he heard the thief spring, and shouted: "Don't worship me." The Taoist master wants to cultivate the Tao, and the body of the boy is useful to keep. ”

If it goes on like this, it will be endless. Chen Sheng immediately waved his hand and said, "Xiao Su, okay, don't mess around." Unscrupulous Taoist, you go on. Entering "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" shijie, so what? ”

Thief Quanzi sighed and said, "Didn't you ask before, why did I become the way I am?" Simple, because I've lived all over again. I don't know how, after I entered "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" shijie, I actually became a little kid who was only ten years old. I didn't know what was going on at the time. After two years, the Skeleton Badge suddenly signaled that it would issue a novice trial mission for me to participate in the Seven Xuanmen Disciple Selection Conference.

Alas~ Although I've always hated this kind of drug flow, the quest prompts that if you can't complete it, you have to wipe it out. So there's no way. Fortunately, even though the drug flow is not good in a thousand ways, but when you practice to zuihou, you can also lift and soar, and you don't suffer too much. So I followed the instructions, participated in the introductory selection meeting, became the inner disciple of the Seven Xuanmen, and then learned that long chΕ«n gong from Doctor Mo inside, and cultivated until the third level of Qi training, and completed the task requirements, and this came out. After returning to the Divine Domain, he grew up quickly, and he was no longer a little child. So far, luck has been good.