Chapter 3、Is this Lori from the radio wave system?
After seeing the contents of this document clearly, an indescribable feeling of absurdity suddenly climbed into Wang Qiu's heart.
How so? In short, it was like someone suddenly inserted a popsicle in his clothes, which made the corners of his mouth twitch and twist severely.
Hey,It's a good haode, a Lori.,Why is there something wrong with the brain?
“…… Paranormal Phenomenon Processing Office of the Ministry of Harmony of China, Acting Head of the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column, Cai Rong? Well, this document is quite exquisite! The national emblem is still gilded, very similar to that...... But the problem is that let's not talk about where the Ministry of Harmony came from in China, even this content is completely illogical -- it is obviously an international column, but what is the name of the regiment commander and not the captain...... Which prop shop did you buy it from? ”
So, Wang Qiu sat on the small swivel chair in his bedroom, playing with the small black leather ID book in his hand, so casually teasing, and at the same time labeled this little girl as "wild radio wave Lori" in his heart.
--Immersed in one's own view of shijie, doing or saying all kinds of things that ordinary people can't understand...... Isn't this a typical secondary two disease?
Especially when she still insisted, "This document is absolutely real!" You, a chengguan intern, should also listen to me".
Of course, Lori is a cute animal that needs to be cared for, even if it's a wild otaku Lori of the radio wave system.
“…… Alas, children are really troublesome! He spread his hands helplessly, "...... And children who are addicted to delusions are even more troublesome! ”
“…… You're not a child! Don't look down on people, you dog beater! And people are not delusional! This document is definitely more real than gold! Radio wave Lori continued to wave her small fist and protested to Wang Qiu.
“…… Alas, it seems that this little girl is really brain-dead! Electroshock therapy is needed to treat brain disability! ”
“…… Electric shock?! With the conditions of this place, you don't want me to grab the exposed wires, do you? That's going to kill people, okay?! ”
Lori Cai Rong, who claims to be the head of the group, immediately puffed up her cute bun face angrily, but it looks even more cute - well, isn't this the so-called "stay naturally when you stay at home for a long time, and stay in the depths and naturally cute"?
“…… How can it be so ferocious! At most, you can slap your head a few times with a 20-volt electric mosquito swatter! ”
“…… It hurts too! Radio Lori raised her small pistol again in a huff, "...... Do you want me to give you a shot first? ”
“…… Okay, okay, let's change the subject. ”
Facing this puffed up Lori, Wang Qiu, who was just going to tease the cat, immediately smiled and raised his hand to surrender - for this kind of radio wave Lori with wrong views and delusions, there has always been no reason to talk about it.
“…… Well, since cuteness is justice, I won't continue to complain about your brain damage. But please also be sure to tell my brother the truth, are you the child of my sister's colleague's family? Also, where does your home live? What is the phone number? So I'll let you know ......."
Wang Qiu touched Cai Rong's head with a smile, but sighed in his heart unknownly.
――I really want to "kill my sister in my arms" on this Lori, and rub her cute bun face that pouts!
But if you really do this, you will really become a monster who breaks through the lower limit of discipline.
Hawkers,But this Lori's head feels really good.,I don't know how long I haven't touched it? Mmmm, it feels pretty good!
…… Touch, touch, touch, touch......
“…… You guy, how long do you want to touch it!! It's really brilliant to give you some color!! Look at the moves!! Drink!! ”…,
After being touched for a full minute, Cai Rong finally went crazy like a lion cub again.
……
Ping-pong, crackling.
“…… Whew! Whew! I didn't expect you little guy to be so good at fighting. ”
“…… Oh, hehehe, you don't seem to be a bad dog expert! ”
“…… Hey, what's going on with this kind of hot-blooded comic-like dialogue? Fisting? ”
“…… It's not impossible to think like this -- our chengguan is supposed to rely on violence to eat! ”
After a short but fierce struggle, two people, one big and one small, sat at opposite ends of the bed, panting with big eyes. And this bedroom, which was already a little messy, became as miserable as if it had been ravaged by a typhoon.
Wang Qiu never dreamed that this wild radio wave Lori was actually a practitioner with an eye for every move! It's not the kind of "Lori Piaopiao Boxing" that is purely cute.,So at the beginning,It's very easy for him to suffer a lot of losses.。
In fact, if it weren't for the big gap between the size of the two sides and Liliang, and Wang Qiu was also a "dog hero", with rough skin and thick flesh and quite durable, then the result would probably not be a tie, but Wang Qiu, a waste wood college student, was very embarrassed to be trampled under the feet of a Lori!
This feeling is extremely uncomfortable, and the psychological pain is far greater than the physical one-even if you try your best, you can only get to a tie with a little girl who looks petite and weak, which has to be said to be an extremely humiliating thing for Wang Qiu, who has recently begun to claim to be a master.
- This Lori who dares to call herself the head of the regiment is really a bit of material, so she really learned some kind of chengguan stunt dog stick technique.
Of course, although he was quite surprised that this Lori could be called an extraordinary force value, Wang Qiu still expressed absolutely, completely, 300% disbelief in the so-called "secret certificate" that Cai Rong took out, and even sneered.
“…… Your so-called certificate doesn't mean anything at all! What unbelievable things haven't been there these days? There are also 007 agent homicide licenses sold on the Internet! I just have to buy it and put it on with a picture of myself, and then I can become James right away. Bond. ”
Wang Qiu hugged his arms and said to Cai Rong disapprehantly, "...... Besides, my sister is clearly working as a translator at the embassy in Tokyo now, and she has nothing to do with the paranormal processing office or the Chengguan Dog Tooth Brigade...... How can I believe your words? ”
However, Cai Rong looked at him with a rather strange look, well, it was like the legendary "rotten dead fish eye".
“…… Interpreter at the embassy in Japan? That's what your sister said to you? Alas, there is really no way to ......"
She rubbed her forehead as if distressed, then pulled out a pink phone decorated with Hello Kitty and robot cat stickers, and clicked the buttons, "...... Forget it, I'd better call your sister first and let her explain it to you herself...... Huh? How did it shut down? ”
“…… Oh, my sister called me before and said that she was going to take a flight from Tokyo to see me at noon, and now I'm afraid I'm just on the plane, so I can't answer the phone! Wang Qiu looked at the small alarm clock on the bedside table, and explained to Cai Rong.
“…… What the? Your sister is still abroad and hasn't come back?! Her message on QQ said that she arrived early this morning! ”
Cai Rong's voice suddenly raised an octave, and then she rolled around on the sheets with her head in her hands, and her mouth was still muttering, "...... It's over now, what should I do with this thing?! I should have known that this would have been reported as soon as possible......"...,
“…… What the hell are you talking about? Don't talk to yourself so thoughtlessly in front of others, okay? ”
Wang Qiu, who was confused, couldn't help muttering like this, and was about to continue to ask the details, but suddenly heard a crisp sound of "click", which came out of Cai Rong's backpack.
The radio wave Lori suddenly turned even paler, and quickly grabbed the schoolbag from the corner of the wall and hurriedly turned it out of it...... An egg!
A big egg!
A giant egg the size of a basketball or a watermelon, and its surface is covered with gorgeous patterns!
-- Gorgeous patterns of gold, red, and black, forming a myriad of intricate patterns, layered on the surface of the eggshell, are more of a richly decorated handicraft than a protective bird's egg.
Unfortunately, there were already many fine cracks on the surface of this gorgeous and dazzling eggshell, and they were still spreading and expanding, making a slight noise. I believe that it will not be long before this beautiful handicraft will be disintegrated and broken.
Wang Qiu searched his stomach for a long time before he came up with an explanation that he thought was more reasonable, "...... This is...... Ostrich eggs? ”
However, Cai Rong gave him a ridiculous answer in a very radio wave style.
“…… What an ostrich egg! Where in the world can there be such beautiful ostrich eggs? This is clearly the legendary dragon egg! ”
It seemed that because of the chaos, her voice actually carried a bit of crying, "...... Finished! Finished! The baby dragon is about to hatch! What should people do?! ”
“…… Hey, hey! Is the delusional virus in your head flareing up again? ”
Wang Qiu glanced at her helplessly, scratched the back of his head, and had an expression of "I can't stand you".
“…… People don't have delusions! It's clear that you're an elm pimple who can't communicate!! ”
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