Chapter 141 [Toilet Tribulation]
Chapter 141 [Toilet Tribulation]
"Our country can fight for a woman, it's really a big feeling, and it's a hundred generations......."
Ru Mo was shocked, hurriedly turned her head, and sadly saw the person who was blocked from the temple gate, and his eyebrows and eyes were still bright. She glared, "Enough to eat?" I wonder how dangerous it is here? You're here to do hair? Aren't you afraid that Emperor Wei will kill you?"
It's just that she couldn't say these words, and the one outside the hall spoke again, "Is this the hospitality of our country?" Remember when this king came a few years ago, wasn't that the case?"
"It's been a lively day!" Emperor Wei snorted in a low voice, and instantly penetrated the door of the palace, and his tone was grim, "Even the prince of Qi has come to my palace, he is really a distinguished guest........ What the prince said just now, I was taught, just for a woman?" The tail note bites very hard, as if to remind that there is a woman standing in this hall, and that great woman is her, Leng Rumo!
She should never think of being amorous, because the one outside the temple is always unexpected. "This king is not here for anything else, just to ask for an explanation, is it not appropriate for His Majesty the Emperor of our country to steal the courtiers of my Qi country?" Xiao Yan's hand flicked slightly, and the guards who blocked him took three steps back.
"Stealing?" This person dares to use these two words, which is amazing! Ru Mo was stunned, and gasped in her throat.
Emperor Wei stepped down from the dragon chair, raised his head, and stared at Xiao Yan, "The prince is serious, I invited Mr. Shen to come just for a while, and now that the narrative is over, the prince should hurry up and take away your courtiers of the Qi Kingdom." ”
There is such a good thing, since Emperor Wei easily let Shen Yue go? It's really not okay to not believe your eyes, indeed, the guards let go of Shen Yue, great, Brother Shen was saved, but it must not be too early to be happy........
"Leng Rumo, right?" Emperor Wei suddenly pulled Ru Mo over, his voice was soft, but everyone in the hall and outside the hall could hear it, "I like to fight for a woman, I believe that this woman is also worthy of me, pass on my will, canonize Leng Ru Mo as Ru Guifei, and hold a concubine ceremony on a certain day." ”
Ru Mo was not surprised that Emperor Wei named her a concubine, Emperor Wei's goal was not Shen Yue in the first place, which also has nothing to do with love, but even so, Xiao Yan and Shen Yue may not be gone, after all, in other people's territory, there is an advantage in the number of people's families, even if Jiuyi is a first-class master, but it is not possible to completely evacuate.
After pondering for a while, he looked at Xiao Yan with complicated eyes, only to see that Xiao Yan was also staring at Emperor Wei, and then he smiled and said, "The king of our country's concubine ceremony is not available to participate, but this king wants to remind His Majesty, do you know who this Leng Rumo is?"
Ru Mo's expression moved, and she was speechless, "What person?" That's. I'm your wife, your little princess, you don't want to forget it, and knowingly ask people who I am, who can I be? Infuriating!"
Emperor Wei's cold gaze fell on Ru Mo's eyes, and in the face of Emperor Wei's inquiry, she only felt her ears buzzing. Emperor Wei's voice suddenly deepened, "A generation of women who developed Qixiang has touched the hearts of many emperors and harmed so many people, what kind of person can such a woman be?"
"He's a man who should be cut with a thousand cuts." After Ru Mo finished speaking for Emperor Wei, he broke free from the arms of this strange emperor, it was too icy, and if he stayed for two more times, he would become a smoky popsicle.
Xiao Yan looked at Emperor Wei and said loudly: "Not only that, she is also the queen of Rouran, and Tuoba Tao sent to investigate the details of our country. ”
Emperor Wei rolled his eyes and said, "I know this. ”
Ru Mo laughed, "Since you know, either let me go or kill me." Let go of my majesty, Your Majesty must be unwilling, kill me Tuoba Tao will avenge me, according to his temper, it is not impossible to bombard Luoyang........"
Xiao Yan heard Ru Mo say this, turned his head and quietly put away the smile in the corner of his eyes, let out a long breath silently, turned around, and Lang Lang asked: "Could it be that the hard work of our country lies in giving up the capital of Pingcheng and moving to Luoyang?" Reform the official system is the next edict to let the people live in the Central Plains and then watch them miserable, sell their children and daughters? If the Yellow River Valley does not rule for a day, Rouran will harass it for a day, does Your Majesty solve it by intermarriage every time?"
Ru Mo stiffened, and sighed in her heart, "I've never seen such a domineering person, all of them are trapped in other people's territory, and they are accused of being the head, are you really not afraid that Emperor Wei will not like to listen to it, and kill you and me?"
In the huge hall, the courtiers were speechless, so they had to bow their heads and sigh lamentingly, and Emperor Wei was forced speechless by Xiao Yan's aggressive words. Ru Mo wants to untie the bell and must tie the bell, she raised her eyebrows and smiled, her eyes were fixed, and said: "If Your Majesty is willing to let go of the war for the sake of a woman, I believe that His Royal Highness King Liang of Qi is very willing to solve the danger of Wei State, and the gift of Deng Cheng represents a good start, which is also the sincerity of the whole Qi State to His Majesty, please smile at it." ”
Emperor Wei closed his eyes helplessly, turned around, and had an extra knife in his hand, pointing at Ru Mo's neck, frowning: "Even if I accept the 'sincerity' of the Qi State, it doesn't mean that I will let you go, Leng Rumo, I said that if you want to go out of me, you have to leave something, right?"
"Yes." Ru Mo smiled suddenly, "How can I say that Your Majesty is the lord of a country, I can't let you lose a little face, since I cold Ru Mo dared to come, I didn't plan to go out safely, but........ I believe that Your Majesty also knows that my Leng Rumo's life seems to be worthless but is actually very valuable, even if I want it, there will be many people who will come to avenge me, instead of looking for that trouble, it is better to choose the best of both worlds........"
"Oh?" Emperor Wei asked, "What way?"
"Scratch your face, just like Shen Yue, how important is a person's appearance, I believe that if the appearance is gone, there will be nothing else, this is thorough enough, it can not only make Your Majesty discourage, but also solve the danger of the Wei State, I can't think of a better way than this." Ru Mo said with a little excitement, her cheeks were flushed, and her breath was undulating.
Emperor Wei thought about it and sneered, looked at Ru Mo deeply, and raised his hand, "This is good, I will be fulfilled........"
At this moment, Xiao Yan suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled Ru Mo over, and as he pulled it vigorously, her body went up, "Hey, what are you in a hurry, I haven't finished my words yet........"
"What do you say, do you still want to be ugly?"
"No, I said scratching the face, but I didn't say whose face was scratched."
"Whose face can you shave?"
"Your face, because a woman's appearance is very important, on the contrary, if a man is so handsome, it will get in the way."
"Leng Rumo, this king shouldn't pull you."
Outside Deng City, fifty miles of school field. Zhang Ji's footsteps moved, pop! The horizontal sword slapped a few times, and the giant sword slapped the ground dusty - "See, the sword has to be split like this to have power." ”
"Hahaha, but I don't think it's as good as my father's dance......." The little kid holding the branch laughed with a burst of energy.
"Volo!" A crisp low drink came, and then a beautiful woman with her trouser legs running over, her momentum was a little fierce, "Unlucky boy, didn't you say that you speared fish for your aunt to eat, why did you come to the general to make trouble?"
Fu Luo raised his eyebrows, turned his face away, and said with a smile: "Aunt Ning Xue, can't you be a lady?" Be careful that Uncle Fan doesn't want you to ......."
Ning Xue raised her sleeves without showing weakness, flicked it back and forth a few times, and the water beads on her sleeves were sprinkled on Fu Luo's body, and then crossed her waist and said: "If your Uncle Fan doesn't want me, I will fork him as a fish to eat, but you, Sister Mo entrusts you to me, you have to listen to me, otherwise you ......."
"How else?" Fu Luo held the branch with both hands, but unfortunately the effect was not obvious, Ning Xue opened her hands, grabbed it triumphantly, and circled Fu Luo head down in his arms.
"If you can't even catch a child, don't mix it up with your Aunt Ning Xue, be honest, get your aunt grilled fish to eat......." Ning Xue laughed arrogantly.
Fu Luo struggled hard, his eyes were red with anger, and he grinned and cried, "Queen Mother....... Come back quickly....... Fu Luo is about to be made into a grilled fish fillet by Aunt Ning Xue......."
Zhang Ji dragged the sword, looked at the back of a big child and a small child who were making a lot of trouble, hehe, smiled, laughed like swords, and then went away!
No one will know that there is a treasure in the palace in Luoyang, which is rich in production, strong smell, dark and damp, yes, this treasure land is "thatched toilet".
"I seem to hear Zhang Ji's sword, is he here to save us?" Ru Mo sat in the inner corner of the latrine, covered her nostrils, and whispered.
The man sitting next to her said two devastating words with a calm face, "Hallucination!"
Ru Mo couldn't stand it anymore, and her eyes were full of angry shouting, "I don't want to be here....... Emperor Xiaowen, you can kill me and disfigure me, I just don't want to stay here....... I promise I'll be eaten by the flies and mosquitoes here in the next second....... I don't want to be locked up in a latrine....... Can you change places......."
The person next to him couldn't stand it, and he didn't think that he was not smoked to death in the latrine, but was noisy to death, and his palm was erected, and she suddenly felt suffocated, choked, and stopped talking.
Her eyes changed, first surprised, then happy, relieved, and asked quietly, "Are you going to use your light skills to take me away?" Or is Jiuyi coming to answer us? You speak, Xiao Yan......."
Xiao Yan smiled very kindly, and said hesitantly: "First, we are already thirsty and hungry, it is difficult to escape from here with light skills, second, Jiuyi has not entered the palace at all, and third, I don't speak, because I have been noisy enough by you." ”
Ru Mo's will collapsed, her eyes were confused, and she opened her mouth to continue, "Wow....... I don't want to die here....... The fourth is that I am a generation of incense masters, who were not smoked to death by incense, but by feces and urine, which is too unreasonable......."
Xiao Yan's smile froze, patted Ru Mo's back, and said softly: "Mo'er, it's not impossible for you to go out.......
When Ru Mo heard this, she stopped crying and looked cheerful, "What way?" As long as you have a way to get out of this latrine, I promise you anything. ”
Xiao Yan felt that everything was unimaginably smooth, and said with a smile: "Help Emperor Xiaowen destroy Rouran, and he will let us out, because we are still valuable to him." ”
Ru Mo's eyes widened and she shook her head, "This can't work, I can't explain it to Fu Luo, and I can't help you go against Tuoba Tao." ”
Xiao Yan bit the word clearly, "You can't help this." ”
Outside the latrine, the eunuch's thin voice came very penetratingly-
"Your Majesty has arrived!"