I don't know what Wu Zhangya is messing with, Lao Lin closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, and suddenly said, "It's better not to eat it now." ”

"I, I'm ......" Wu Zhangya was a little excited and a little uncomfortable, "It's very cold and humid here, and we brought wine again, it's not easy to find such an ideal place in summer." ”

Lao Lin snorted a little annoyed, and didn't speak again, but I was inexplicable, what were they talking about?

Wu Zhangya carefully poured some powder into the wine and drank it, and after a while, her face was flushed as if she was drunk, she was in high spirits and excited, she took off her coat and pants, and drank hot wine while talking about the heroic deeds of "thinking about the past".

I couldn't help it, so I stopped practicing and asked, "Second Master, what did he eat?" ”

Lao Lin said: "Children don't want to know this, close their eyes and sleep, don't pay attention to this old thief, and don't talk to him, otherwise he will brag to you all night." ”

When Wu Zhangya saw me speak, she immediately came over, her eyes were eager, her spirit was bright, and she wanted to give me a drinking order. I saw that his spirit was a little wrong, and remembering the warning of the second master, I hurriedly closed his eyes and mouth, and resolutely did not speak.

Wu Zhangya began to tell me about his glorious deeds, how he was talented and learned when he was young, and he was shocked by his words, how clever his medical skills were, and how he cured such and such incurable diseases. At this time, his words and deeds are completely different from usual, there is Lao Tzu the first in the world, all living beings are drunk and I am sober, and his speech is similar to that of a drunk person, but it is more excited than a drunk person.

This guy must have taken the wrong medicine!

Wu Zhangya said that I didn't respond for a long time, he felt bored, and tore his throat and drank the mountain song. He sang the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, I don't know who made up the lyrics, it rhymes in dialect, catchy, and the story is vivid, but there are many ambiguous yellow jokes, with some rural vulgarity and heroism.

There is no one in the deep mountains, all the sounds are silent, his roar like killing pigs makes the night birds frighten, the wolves run, and the echoes of the mountains respond, and I don't know how to spread for dozens of miles.

After singing mountain songs for half an hour, Wu Zhangya began to recite ancient poems again, shaking her head and dancing while reading, learning the wildness of Li Bai's drunken son of heaven who couldn't get on the boat.

Not only did I take the wrong medicine, but I was also crazy, and I was quite speechless.

Wu Zhangya's roaring and screaming was not enough, so she took a branch as a weapon, cut it a few times here, smashed it there, kept walking around, and then it seemed that she had walked into the stream to soak in water. At this time, Lao Lin told me that Wu Zhangya ate something called "Wushi San"?

"Five stones?" I was a little surprised, I had heard of this name, "Are you talking about the kind of Wushisan that was served by literati in the Wei and Jin dynasties, how come it still exists in modern times?"

Lao Lin said: "This is originally a kind of medicine for typhoid fever, but also has some aphrodisiac and enhance physical strength effects, after taking it can make people excited, hot and dry, the touch of the body skin becomes highly sensitive, fluttering like a fairy, to soak in cold water, eat cold food, drink hot wine, sweat and other ways to diffuse the medicinal power." Some people will talk wildly and run naked after eating, which is much worse than drunkenness...... There are prescriptions in many ancient medical books, and the person who cooks the stone and the Taoist just knows some methods of alchemy, so he refines it, and the old thief is addicted after trying it a few times. ”

I finally understood what they were doing mysteriously, it turned out that they were doing alchemy, and Wushisan was just one of the by-products.

"You said that the people who boiled the stone path would do alchemy?" I don't believe it, the person who boiled the stone was the old madman in the village before, he was said to be a mathematical genius before he was crazy, and he had nothing to do with burning tribute and alchemy, so why did he suddenly do alchemy?

Lao Lin lowered his voice and said: "He was enlightened by the immortals, and he has no teacher, this must not be passed on, otherwise it will cause big trouble!" ”

I immediately thought of the colorful clouds that appeared in the sky after the thunder that day, as soon as the old madman woke up, he immediately named himself Boiled Stone, and decided to live in seclusion in Xianyan, this is not like the normal reaction of a person who has been crazy for many years to wake up, but I am afraid that there are really immortals who have ignited him.

I chatted with Lao Lin for a while, in fact, he didn't understand the truth of alchemy, he was only responsible for collecting medicine and mining stones, etc., just a miscellaneous person. Suddenly, I realized that it was very quiet, and I hadn't heard Wu Zhangya's voice for a while, so I called out: "Uncle Wu? ”

No one responded, I shouted again, but still no one responded, Lao Lin hurriedly jumped up and grabbed the fire gun beside him: "Old thief...... Old Wu, where did you die? ”

Still no one responded, Lao Lin was also a little panicked, and hurriedly ran to the stream: "Dead old thief, old traitor, tell him not to eat and eat, he deserves to be drowned!" ”

There was a small pool in the upper reaches of the creek, but it was not deep, and Lao Lin quickly determined that there was no one in the water, so I launched a search nearby, and there was no one within a radius of tens of meters nearby. Wu Zhangya is crazy and running all over the mountain, if there is an accident, how can we explain to his family? Helpless, Lao Lin and I could only look for it separately.

The fog was heavy, and the light of the flashlight could not reach far, and it was either an old forest or a cliff, and it was difficult to walk, and in a short time I was wet with dew. Although the snake repellent medicine given by Wu Zhangya was very effective, it could not drive away all kinds of poisonous insects, and I was bitten everywhere on my body, which was painful and itchy, and I was miserable.

After looking for more than ten minutes and no gains, Lao Lin's voice came from afar: "Come back first, come back first......

I had no choice but to go back, and when I returned to the camp, I found that things had been turned over in a mess, and a bamboo basket was missing, and Lao Lin Zhengtie was blushing, staring at a huge footprint by the fire in a daze. The footprint was on the wood ash, the outline was clear, the fingers were complete, and the length was almost twice that of a normal person!

I gasped: "Giant? ”

"The height of this wild man is at least two and five to three meters!" Lao Lin's face was very ugly, "If I'm not mistaken, this is a female savage who caught the old thief back as a husband." Everything we could eat was also taken away. ”

"Ah......" I was stunned, if it weren't for Lao Lin being very serious at the moment, I would definitely think he was joking.

Lao Lin looked up at me: "You don't believe it? During the Republic of China, there was a man in Baishuiyang Village, not far from here, who was captured by the female savage, locked in a stone cave and couldn't get out with a big stone slab. Later, the mother wild gave birth to a hairy child, relaxed the supervision of him, and he fled back to the village with the child, and the mother wild man chased him until the village river did not dare to cross the river, so he let him go. ”

"And then?" I was captivated by this fantastical story.

"That hairy boy has a lot of strength since he was a child, fierce and aggressive, and later went to join the army and made war exploits, returned to his hometown to marry a wife and have children, the son he gave birth to is a normal person, and then a few of the descendants have more hair on their bodies, and now there may be hundreds of descendants, and it is basically normal."

Damn, fortunately, the female savage's provincial and beautiful views are different from others, and she didn't take a fancy to me, but Wu Zhangya, otherwise she would have been forced to lose her body......

Lao Lin said: "It's so dark, there is no way to find it, I can only wait for tomorrow morning, anyway, the female savage wants to marry him, and he will not be killed soon." ”

"When it gets dawn, I'm afraid that Uncle Wu and the female savage will already have a 'cave room'...... "I'm really a little worried, the female savage is so huge, what kind of scene is it when Wu Zhangya makes love with it, can you bear it?"

Lao Lin scolded: "TMD, the essence of the people deserves to die, who told him to sing and scream, the female savage still thinks he is calling spring, who will he catch if he doesn't arrest him?" This old thief has no lust and no guts, and it is really cheap for him to have an extramarital affair! ”

I'm sweating profusely, can this also be called an extramarital affair? "Second Master, have you ever seen the female savage?"

"Of course I've seen it, it looks like a human, the hands are a little longer, the mouth is a little longer, and the whole body is hairy, but the two tits are similar to a woman, and there is no hair...... No, the one I saw was at most two meters tall, not that tall. ”

I don't have a specific impression of the wild man that Lao Lin said, so I can't imagine how tall the owner of this huge footprint is, so I put forward another possibility: "Could it be that the soles of its feet are particularly large, but the body is not high, and their body proportions may be different from those of humans, and some places call the wild man Bigfoot." ”

Lao Lin shook his head, but he couldn't be sure, in fact, he was very worried about Wu Zhangya's safety, but he kept scolding, hating that he was not guaranteed to be late, and there was a problem with taking Wushi San.

I had to find a topic to chat with him: "Second Master, where did you meet the wild man?" ”

"I don't remember where exactly, but I remember that time I went hunting, passed by a hazelnut forest, and found a man shaking hazelnuts in a tree, and I thought it was a thief, and I wanted to go and catch him. Unexpectedly, the flashlight shone, but it was a strange person with long hair and hair all over his body, and I knew it was a female savage when I saw a pair of big tits. It was very fast and powerful, and the thick branch of the bowl broke at once......"

Lao Lin has not seen many savages with his own eyes, but he has heard a lot of savage stories, the long night is long, I can only listen to him tell the stories of savages, and occasionally worry about Wu Zhangya, I am afraid that he will not be able to bear it, after all, the female savage is too big, and he is also old.

After dawn, we simply cleaned up and followed the few traces left by the savages. But what we didn't expect was that the direction in which the female savage went turned out to be the Snake Intestine Valley!

On the high mountain, the morning was foggy, but today there was something unusual, and the clouds dispersed early in the morning before the sun came out. This lifted my spirits and Lao Lin a bit, it should be easier to enter the Snake Intestine Valley in broad daylight, right?

After the fog dispersed, standing in an open place, you could see that the main peak of Yunding Mountain had a branch vein, and on both sides were knife-like stone walls, it was impossible to climb up, and a large gap was cracked in the middle of the peak, which was the Snake Intestine Valley.

The entrance to the Snake Intestine Valley is also a steep stone wall, about fifty or sixty meters high, which can barely be climbed after some manual repairs, but if there are people guarding it, thousands of troops and horses will not want to attack it. Even if you climb the stone wall, you have to walk through a two-foot-wide horizontal plank road against the stone wall, and then pass through a long passage that looks like a line of sky to enter the valley. With such a dangerous situation, it is no wonder that the former warlords and bandits are helpless against the people inside. The weather conditions in Genting Mountain are complex, with perennial clouds and mist, and unpredictable air currents in the valley, making it unlikely that even a modern helicopter would be able to parachute from above.

No one dared to approach the Snake Intestine Valley, but the goblins probably didn't affect the wildlings, so the wildlings regarded it as the safest nest. We were in a hurry to rescue Wu Zhangya, and took advantage of the good weather to go straight to the bottom of the cliff at the entrance of the Snake Intestine Valley.