Some monks do not decompose after their deaths, or put them cross-legged into a large vat after their deaths, and then put charcoal and plant ash to dehydrate the body and not decay, and the surface is coated with gold paint, which is called "flesh bodhisattva" or "golden body" for people to pay homage. This is a very high achievement and treatment of Buddhism, and it is also very respected, and it generally does not move easily.

Since it will not be moved, and the old monk who has been dead for at least a few years cannot leave by himself, where is the golden body on the shrine, and who is talking with his mind? Actually, it's not the first time I've heard this voice, but I heard it and sighed when I entered the secret passage.

Xueliyu also heard the voice, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who is talking?" ”

There was a sound of gentle footsteps in the passage ahead, and then a person wearing a wide and gorgeous monk's robe walked in, who else was not the old monk on the shrine before? His face was still golden, wrinkled, dry and fleshless, and his eye sockets were sunken, the same as before, but now his eyes were open.

Before he looked solemn on the shrine, he could be called a solemn appearance, but at this time, he seemed to be smiling, his eyes were a little cunning, which made people feel that he was disrespectful, his big sleeves were fluttering, and he felt a little dashing and dusty demeanor, in short, he didn't look like a monk.

Xueliyu and I were both shocked, and Xueliyu asked, "How did you come back to life?" ”

The old monk blinked, but still spoke with his mind: "Am I alive?" ”

Xiaoxue and I couldn't sense the old monk's body temperature and heartbeat, and we didn't breathe. Xueliyu obviously sensed it as well, and frowned: "Are you still a dead person?" ”

The wrinkles on the old monk's face moved slightly, turning into a somewhat funny smile: "Am I dead?" ”

This old monk is definitely not easy to mess with, the jade talisman has arrived, I don't want to do too much, so I bowed to him: "The master is a high monk, he is no longer born or dead, he does not increase or decrease, there is no self and no phase, so there is no question of life and death." After a lot of fighting, we took our leave. ”

The old monk said: "If you want to go, you can leave the sword, this is not something that belongs to you." ”

Xueliyu said angrily: "What if I don't? Pretend to be a ghost, and the old lady will be afraid of you? ”

The old monk actually showed a little squinting: "You are so beautiful, and I am very lonely alone, it is better for you to stay here and accompany me." ”

I have a black line, is this what the monk said?

Xiaoxue said in my heart: "This person is a bit like Ji Dian, wild and crazy on the outside, but spotless on the inside, with great wisdom and wisdom." ”

Xueli Yu is known as the first master of the evil path and a witch, of course she will not be easily intimidated, and raised the sword in her hand: "Old bald donkey, if you can let me cut three swords without dying, let alone the sword stayed, old lady ......"

"Wait a minute!" I hurriedly interrupted her, this old monk is too weird to talk too much.

The old monk smiled and asked, "How is it?" ”

Xueliyu glanced at me, already understood, and said, "My mother will never set foot in Japan half a step in the future!" ”

The old monk said, "No, I still want you to stay here." ”

I'm really a little skeptical of Xiaoxue's words, where does this person look like a monk? Savvy as a profiteer!

Xueliyu suddenly laughed: "The old lady is stripped naked, can you do it?" ”

"Oh, oh, I don't want you to take off your clothes, just talk to me here and sing a little song."

I hurriedly said, "You just said that as long as the sword remains, it's fine!" ”

The old monk said: "If you don't beat me, you can leave the sword and leave, and if you beat me, you have to do it on my terms, which is very fair." ”

I really don't want to do much, but the blood jade is arrogant, where is the threat to give up the sword? Hate and said: "If you stand still and don't move, let me fight, I deserve to be killed, and if I can't be killed, I can do whatever you want!" ”

"Okay, okay." The old monk nodded again and again, and quickly untied his clothes, revealing his skinny upper body, which was almost covered with bones.

Xueliyu was stunned for a moment, although she had killed countless people, all of them were fierce people and people who were hostile to her, in the face of such an old monk who was thinner than African refugees, seventy or eighty, she hesitated. But he only hesitated for a moment, and then stabbed the old monk with the draft sword.

This sword is equal in speed and strength, infused with the true qi of the jade in the blood, and uses the extremely sharp Kusanagi sword, not to mention a thin old monk, even the granite stone statue is about to pierce and shatter.

Sure enough, the tip of the sword broke through the body and pierced the old monk's body, and it definitely really pierced in. Xueliyu withdrew the sword, but there was no wound on the old monk's chest, and there was no trace of blood.

How is this possible? I couldn't believe my eyes. Xueliyu snorted, raised his left hand, and something flew to the old monk's face, but it was a centipede more than three inches long, with a red body and golden claws, disgusting and terrifying, and quickly burrowed into the old monk's nostrils.

The old monk was smiling and calm, as if he didn't know that a centipede had crawled in. Xueliyu waited for a while, his face changed, and he took out his sword like lightning and slashed the old monk's neck.

The sword light swept over the old monk's neck, but it was like a light breeze passing through his body, and it did not have any effect on the old monk. Xueliyu and I were completely stunned, this is not an illusion, nor is it a miracle, this old monk's ability has reached a realm that we can't imagine, and it is impossible for us to kill him.

Xueliyu was still not convinced, thrust the sword into the ground, and took out all kinds of small poisonous insects and poisons from his waist with both hands with great speed and bounced them at the old monk, and the colorful powder smoke was endless. The old monk was still so calm and calm, unaffected by anything, and waited until Xueliyu stopped, then said: "You have been injured, you should leave a little strength to chat and sing small songs with me, you can't be tired to death!" ”

Xueliyu was shocked and angry: "Who are you at the bottom of the road?" ”

The old monk said: "I have many names, you can call me Zhou Jian, or call me Crazy Yunzi." ”

"You, you, you ......" Xueliyu pointed at the old monk speechless, and his throat rolled for a while before he said, "It turned out to be you, haven't you been dead for hundreds of years, it turns out to be a lie!" ”

I'm inexplicable, Xueliyu is quite familiar with him, how can I not recognize him?

The old monk said: "The heroic machine is full of affection, two hundred years ago is today. The crow laughed out of the dust Luo Han Guo, and the sun shadow and jade face groaned. The purpose of meditation is to sweep away the dust that lingers on one's body, to return to one's true self, and ultimately not to be affected by desires, without birth, old age, sickness and death, what is the difference between a few hundred years and a few seconds? ”

I somewhat understood, it was easy for the old monk to kill us, but he didn't want to kill at all, and he didn't really want to leave the blood jade, but because the blood jade was too heavy and arrogant, so he had to punish her. Now that Xueliyu can't get off the stage, I hurriedly diverted the topic: "Master, there were many demons and monsters running out before, have you seen it?" ”

The old monk nodded and sighed: "When it is about to rain, there is always thunder and wind, and no one can stop it." I have annihilated their spiritual consciousness and let them reincarnate, but their ferocity will still be stimulated, and it will still cause chaos in the future......"

The old monk looked a little compassionate at this time, just a bit like a monk, but the meaning of his words made me secretly frightened, these demons and monsters reincarnated people must all be ruthless characters, and they will have to make trouble after twenty or thirty years.

Xueliyu hated and said: "I don't want this broken sword, do you really want me to stay here?" ”

The old monk said: "If you are willing to gamble and lose, of course you have to stay here." ”

I hurriedly said, "Wait, she's my sister, I can't leave my sister here, I'll bet with you again!" ”

"Oh, bet on what?"

Xueliyu immediately said: "Don't bet with him!" ”

I didn't pay attention to the blood jade, my mind was racing, this old monk's cultivation was so high that it was impossible to fight with him; Xueliyu can't beat him at all, and I don't have much chance, so I can't do it. Then you can only fight with him......

Xiaoxue suddenly said: "It's better not to fight with him, I remember, he is the smartest monk in Japan!" ”

Xiaoxue said this, I also thought of who this old monk was in front of me, it was actually him! I really didn't expect to meet him, this is a person who is famous for his wisdom, and he has cultivated to the point of immortality and immortality, with great wisdom and great wisdom, how can I fight against him? Martial arts can't work, and neither can Wendou, I broke out in a cold sweat.

Xiaoxue laughed again: "Japan is just a place with a big palm, and the shorts choose generals among them, and the smartest people are not much taller." Besides, he's just an old monk, he's been hiding here for too long, and he definitely can't keep up with the times, so let's test him three questions, and if he can't answer them, let us go. ”

I'm still worried: "But what's wrong with him?" ”

"You tell him first, I'll test him!"

I had no choice but to say to the old monk, "I'll ask you three questions, if you can't answer one of them, let us go, what do you think?" ”

The old monk smiled and nodded, and began to get dressed and tidy up. Xiaoxue had already thought about a question, and I said it: "The first question: a kind of thing, the East is short, the West is long, after marriage, women can use men's things, monks have but don't use it." What is this? ”

In order to prevent the old monk from knowing how to read minds, Xiaoxue didn't tell me the answer, I thought of something that someone had cut off by me not long ago......

The old monk's eyes flashed, and after thinking for less than a minute, he said, "The name of the person." ”

This is definitely the correct answer, I think crookedly. Sure enough, it's a smart person, and I came up with it so quickly, I'm a little nervous, will Xiaoxue's question be too simple?

"Second question: There is a person who goes to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor tells him to look a little more open, what is his disease?"

This question seems simpler, isn't it a terminal illness? This time the old monk replied faster: "He has cross-eyed." ”

I'm sorry, such a difficult question can't bother him, it seems that Sister Xueliyu can only accompany him here in the future.

Now it's not just me who breaks out in a cold sweat, even Xiaoxue is in a hurry, and hesitated for a while before giving me a question, and then I asked the old monk: "A pound of cabbage costs 2 yuan, a pound of radish costs 3 yuan, how much does a pound of meat cost?" ”

This question is too simple, even I immediately know the answer, this is a brain teaser to change the concept, not long ago Ouyang Zhenfei also took the test for Ling Fengpiao. The so-called "money" refers to the ancient unit of weight, one tael is equal to ten yuan, and one pound is one hundred yuan......

The old monk quickly replied: "One hundred yuan, this money refers to the Chinese unit of weight." ”