From ancient times to the present, killers are an ancient and mysterious profession, Jing Ke wants to recite thousands of songs, specializing in Nie Zheng's happiness and revenge, and has always been depicted by the pen of literati and ink writers, or cold and resolute, or strong and strong, but rare killers are like Feng San-

Fatso!

If Feng San cuts off two hundred catties of fat on his body, he may still be handsome and beautiful, after all, red lips and white jade peach blossoms are indispensable, but his beautiful face and ball-like figure make people have nothing to think about.

With this honor, he is proud to be the most powerful killer in the entire Half of the Town.

Right now, Feng San was slowly approaching the City God Temple under the cover of night, such a rugged and difficult wilderness mountain road, he actually didn't make the slightest sound when he walked, his eyes and hands were as fierce and vigorous as a foraging wolf!

The lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, this is Feng San's killer way!

Feng San sneaked along the mountain road to the corner of the house outside the City God Temple, raised his eyes and looked inward, and suddenly a creepy feeling came out of his heart - the shops around the slate school were shrouded in a kind of blue and green light, which seemed to be brightly lit, but when he looked closely, they were all hazy and not very clear; The shopkeepers are either talking to the air, scribbling with objects, or putting food and drink on empty tables and changing utensils...

He was muttering in his heart, but he didn't know that there was another cold wind blowing through the bone marrow, and a cold sweat slipped from his forehead unconsciously!

"Uncle!"

The sudden child's voice around him startled him, and when he turned around, he was too anxious and scraped the sharp corner of the wall, and the fat all over his body trembled as if he was electrocuted - the pain made him look at it with a handful of snot and tears, but it turned out to be two pink children!

One of the boys, with pigtails, tilted his head and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing, why don't you go over?" As he spoke, he seemed to be curious, but the girl next to him was obviously afraid of life, hiding behind him and pulling the corner of his clothes, "Brother, brother, let's go, talk to someone I don't know, my mother wants to scold..."

Facing these two harmless children, Feng San was immediately relieved, squatting down and rubbing the fat while showing a smile: "Oh, don't be afraid, uncle is not a bad person... Little brother, tell your uncle, what did you do in the past? ”

The boy's head tilted even more: "Eat in the past, uncle, uncle, don't you eat?" ”

"Eat?" Feng San didn't understand: "Why do you eat something in the middle of the night-uh, little brother, tell me, what are you eating?" ”

The boy grinned and pointed to the side, "This! ”

Looking in the direction of his finger, it was actually the three incense sticks that were rubbed on the mud not far away! There were wisps of green smoke coming up, higher and higher in the night, higher and higher...

The boy snorted suddenly, and the smoke swept into it like a snake—the boy laughed again, "Hee-hee, uncle, that's it......"

"You! You! You! The three 'you' words came out, Feng San swallowed his saliva suddenly, pointed at the two children and trembled in horror: "You, are you human or...?" He just felt that his throat was so dry that his voice didn't sound like his own.

Grunt!

The deviation was too strong, the child's head fell to the ground all of a sudden, rolled twice and spoke: "Oops, it fell." ”

The girl ran over at once, picked up the boy's head and patted him, and blamed him in a milky voice: "Look at you, your mother will definitely scold you in a while!" Then he staggered back and handed the head to the boy.

Do you need to wait for them to answer?

Needless to say, Feng San had already crawled more than a foot away like a rabbit, his face was blue and his teeth were fighting, and he rushed towards the place where there were many people in the school field-somehow, there were suddenly many more people on the school field, and there were also chatting in twos and threes, Feng San could manage so much, just found someone and got in.

Then he glanced back at the place where the two children were... But there was still the shadow of half a child in the corner of the wall, only the three incense sticks were still burning.

Feng San let out a long breath, and his heart was a little more stable-

“… Yes, yes, that's the style," the voice in the crowd got into his ears: "The side should be pulled apart, and then the bottom should be bigger... Well, okay, that's it...", a woman said, "Okay? If you're sure you don't change it, then I'll give it to you! ”

Feng San fixed his eyes and saw that the woman in the crowd was talking, and she was setting fire to an object in her hand......

Paper clothes!

His heart, which had just fallen into his stomach, was suddenly raised to his throat again, and a tingling sensation crawled straight from his back to the top of his head, and his whole body seemed to have fallen into ice water and shivered!

Feng San still dares to look at it again? Immediately stepped back with a light foot.

"Bang dang!"

As soon as he lifted his foot, he suddenly felt that he had touched something, and before he could turn his thoughts, a group of people had already looked at him—the woman smiled, "Yo, can't wait?" Then I'll cut it for you first, tell me what you want? ”

His hand was raised at him, nothing else, it was a blank piece of paper!

"My mother!" Feng San couldn't take care of it anymore, and immediately fled from the crowd and began to run wildly... There is only one thought in my mind:

"I'm getting out of here! They're all crazy, they're all ghosts! I must go! Be sure to go! Hurry up, hurry up and ......"

He got out of the crowd and no one stopped him, but there was a burst of laughter from behind him, but he couldn't care about it, Feng San was just bent on finding a place with few people to escape from here!

Run like crazy under your feet!

This rush out was terrible, and I saw countless faintly toned figures near and far, tilting their heads and shoulders and stretching their tongues, and surrounded him in the middle of the school field.

Feng San has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he is also famous, but in this case, a ruthless energy rushed up from the bottom of his heart, he suddenly turned his hand to reveal a palm-long dagger, and threw it desperately towards the current person!

The dagger meteor chased the moon like the wind, and immediately arrived in front of that person!

But the dagger didn't pause in the slightest, and it went straight through his body, and then the next, and then the next... Zuihou is nailed to the ground with a clattering sound!

"Hell! What a ghost! ”

Feng San howled like crazy, and didn't dare to rush again, and immediately rushed towards the sparsely populated place behind him - the place with the fewest ghosts was the City God Temple!

Suddenly, a crack opened in the door of the temple and a head poked out of it.

The man glanced at the ghost in the school yard with a very anxious face, he waved his hand at Feng San, squeezed his eyes, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at the low wall next to him, and said anxiously: "Go over there, you can run away over there!" ”

Rushed to the doctor, Feng San had no choice but to go - he took three steps and two steps from the wall to the wall, reached out and grabbed a brick under his feet, and he crossed the wall extremely quickly...

But then my feet were soft, and I smelled an extremely disgusting stench in my nose!

"It's broken!"

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Some people say that the greatest pain in the world is being chased by a ghost in the middle of the night; It is also said that the greatest pain in the world is falling into a dung pit in the middle of the night... But for Feng San, the biggest thing is this one!

In the middle of a dung pit, surrounded by a horde of ghosts—is there anything more painful in the world?

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The light of the torch suddenly appeared on the edge of the dung pit, and then an extremely obscene old man squatted down on the edge of the pit with a smile, next to a seven or eight-year-old child: "Come, Bao'er, let's poop with the master first!" ”

This old man is the person who showed Feng San the way just now, he recognized it when they first met, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't get out of this place, he might have rushed over and punched and kicked - but before he could figure out how to speak, he actually heard such a sentence, and he was frightened at that time:

"Don't! Uncle, please don't, don't pull this, what is this? ”

Think about it, if someone really pulls on the head, this face... It's better to die!

It's a pity that his plea is completely useless, and the Supreme Treasure next to him ignored it and took off his pants, pouted a white ass and began to work hard, it was completely a secondary arrow-ready jiashi, and the old Liu Tou next to him also smiled evilly and untied his trouser belt, and reached out to dig in the crotch of his pants......

One hundred thousand is in a hurry, and it has passed ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, just about to fall thousands of miles when the breeze blows the green tree, Feng San has no choice but to tie his hands:

"Uncle, my dear uncle! Please, don't stop your grandson! If you raise your noble hand and let me go, you can do whatever you want me to do! It's really okay... By the way, let me tell you who told me to kill someone, okay? ”

At this moment, he finally understood: what he said was that no one knew about this murder, but in fact, he had already been insightful by others, and the only thing he didn't know was his own treasure. Since it has reached this point, there is nothing to say, just come to a bamboo tube and pour the beans to the bottom, maybe you can get a glimmer of life!

By the way, I greeted the women in the sick young man's family one by one, proved the intimacy of the relationship with a certain super-friendship relationship, and upgraded my own generation in theory, completely getting rid of the possibility of words such as "don't lift" and "X wilt"!

When he said this, it really had some effect, and the old Liu Tou stopped the child at that time: "Wait, see what farts he has to put out, and we'll continue later," turned around and showed the huge yellow plate teeth: "Can you really be a cow or a horse?" You swear, swear and I'll pull you up! ”

"It's... Good! Good! I swear! As soon as he hesitated, a black shadow suddenly swept overhead, and Feng San immediately saw the faces of the group of black shadows by the pit, and immediately roared to himself: "I swear, in the future, I will obey the orders of this Taoist master, and I will not hesitate to be a cow and a horse. ”

As soon as the words fell, a slight crackling sound suddenly sounded on his head, and he suddenly looked up to see a piece of rune paper burning in the air and floating down leisurely, and the halo on the paper disappeared in an instant just for a moment, as if something was over.

He was a little confused: "This, ...... this?" ”

"This is a spell, for swearing," the ghost figure came out of the darkness, leaning over and laughing, "As long as you swear it, you can't change it, otherwise, it will be fulfilled in less than three days!" Woohoo! ”

One by one, a large number of people appeared beside him, tall, short, fat and thin, and their faces were exactly the people in the shop that the young man had asked him to kill. These people all have smiles on their faces, happy ones, lewd ones, even honest and honest ones - but that smile looks so treacherous?

The wandering ghosts next to them also laughed at the same time!

A thought crossed his mind:

"Oops! This is really falling into the pit! ”