Chapter 873 The Strongest Troublemaker in History, and Narcissism, Go For It, Young 'Girl'!

Today it was just dark, and there was an informal criticism meeting at home, and the protagonist of the criticism meeting was our 1.09 meter and 9 clever and lovely Lilina - of course, this is what she called herself, and the person who presided over the criticism meeting was our wise, martial, generous, and virtuous head of state - of course, this is what I call myself.

The theme of the criticism conference is, whether a certain irresponsible little girl should accept the punishment of a week of pickles and cakes.

Lilina sat honestly on the pony, like an angry little daughter-in-law "woman" with her head down and counting her toes, if she had a handkerchief in her hand, she should be able to go directly to the big screen to play the kind of unlucky little girl who was sold into a wealthy "family" and was beaten and scolded all day long.

A few little ones were running around the living room with nothing to do, Little Bubbles drove the nine-tailed fox to the top of the cabinet with a bottle of hairspray, and Anvina was holding her crow's nest with tears in her eyes on the other side of the cabinet, for fear that the fox's big tail would accidentally sweep her nest down, Viska found a long bamboo pole and was trying to poke the crow and the fox down together, Xiao Qijing somehow vacated the magic mirror we deducted from the frozen continent of the god realm, and was asking 100,000 for what the mirror, the mirror was already going crazy.

She was sitting next to her baby with her baby's sour "milk" bottle and admiring Lilina's training, laughing as she listened, not realizing that her sour "milk" had been secretly replaced by rice soup by Lilina......

The house is as lively as ever, and Lilina, the only one who can't play as crazy as usual, is now under a lot of pressure - after the parents' consultation, the number of checks she has to write will soon exceed the 10,000-word mark.

And next week, it is very likely that he will be sentenced to death with pickles and cakes, and the "color" of goods that don't buy oil and salt like Ji Shanshan back then has been defeated by this trick.

In fact, Lilina's mistake is not just that today's nonsense led to the destruction of Draco by the fleet, we are mainly calculating the accounts of this girl's series of mischievous mischief, from the moment she recklessly appeared in front of the lunar rover, to the fact that she promoted all kinds of fallacies through the website of Boundless Love, and then to her abduction of the best experts and scholars on the earth to achieve her ulterior goals. She is not allowed to cry if she is shot on the spot for forty or fifty minutes in an international court, of course, human beings have no right to judge her, and this girl's series of behaviors have our connivance in it, but now that the matter is more or less over, it is still necessary to educate her.

I have to let her know that she must be responsible for doing similar things in the future, such as the unlucky Draco - in order to prevent humans from developing faster-than-light observation techniques hundreds of years later, when they found that their first contact with aliens was a big deal, Sandora resolutely ordered the actual combat training site of the revenge fleet to be changed to Draco, and there were still more than twenty hours before the place should evaporate.

Of course, in addition to the above-mentioned many righteous reasons, there is another important reason for criticizing Lilina, I think it's "very" interesting, and it's very boring to tease my own Lori Have an opinion?

"Will you know that you are wrong in the future?"

Just like every parent who is kind to "seduc" and laugh with a knife skin and "meat" without smiling, after painfully explaining the disadvantages of Lilina's out-of-the-box behavior, I "touched" the top of the little girl's head with a smile on my face, and said it kindly.

Obviously, despite having a royal sister-like soul, Lilina is still used to the life of disguised as Lori, so she subconsciously shook her head and hummed on the spot, and only woke up suddenly after three or five seconds, and quickly nodded: "Zhilu is wrong, I won't play like this in the future." ”

"What was your main mistake this time?" Shallow also tried to keep a straight face, pretending to be a teacher, and began to recall what the expression of the person opposite him was when he was picked up by the head teacher six years ago and tried to imitate it, completely ignoring that she was usually a more lethal "troublemaker" than Lilina - in addition, I guess she really didn't know what Lilina's main mistake was, and this girl was purely here to join in the fun.

"You shouldn't joke about the whole world, you should be responsible for what you say, and the development of civilization can't be 'chaotic' at will......" Lilina wrenched her fingers, one by one, repeating the several evil deeds that my sister and I told her just now, these are the places where Lilina must be educated, she is too used to taking nothing seriously, and even dares to joke with the development process of the entire race, this must be educated.

"And one more," I tapped Lilina on the head and pointed to the bottle in the mercury lamp's hand, "you shouldn't bully Xiao Deng, what did you pour into her 'milk' bottle?" ”

As the words fell, the mercury lamp finally realized that the taste was not right in his mouth, and immediately threw the bottle over and rushed over to fight with Lilina.

I clapped my hands and stood up, ready to rescue Yakumo Lan, who had been tossed and fried by the little bubbles, Lin Xue suddenly poked my arm and whispered, "Don't think too much, it's a good thing for humans." ”

"I know that it's always good to be able to progress, that is, Lilina's 'sex' character has to be beaten and beaten," I glanced at Lilina who was riding on the back of a mercury lamp with a brass key, desperately winding the latter with a brass key, causing the puppet girl to scream constantly, "Fortunately, she didn't say nonsense that she was representing the constellation Ursa Major to conquer the earth, otherwise now there is a war in the world, and when the time comes, Shaxian snacks will close the 'door', do you believe that Sandora can eat Lilina raw?" ”

Lin Xue suddenly looked at me speechlessly: "Do you still have a score when you speak?" ”

"Okay, okay, don't I get used to it...... Anyway, you know what I want to say, Lilina is a girl, she can't let it go, she is too dangerous for ordinary people. ”

"At least it's much better than when I first came here," Lin Xue's tone was very relaxed, "Don't worry, I'm watching, she can't play with 'flowers'—you originally planned to let me watch her, right?" ”

I was about to answer, but I heard an exclamation of "wow" not far away, and Yakumo Blue fell to the floor gorgeously: Viska finally managed to stab her down.

"Don't make too much trouble," I straightened my neck and shouted to a group of small people on the other end of the living room who were already crazy to the sky, and after confirming that Yakumo Blue was no longer necessary to rescue, I decisively reached out and gave Lilina a brain breakdown, "Go back and write a check!" Next week's 'hand-in' is up! ”

The little girl went back to the house like a mourner.

At this time, of course, the human scientists did not know that the "moon 'girl' child" who had brought earth-shaking changes to their view of the world was crying and chirping in front of the small desk to write examinations, and they were completely immersed in the amazement of life outside the department. After Lilina left the meteorite, the energy field on the meteorite was completely cleaned, and scholars could safely observe samples of life from another world, such as paramecium in Azeroth, under microscopes and various high-precision equipment.

These little things that are completely different from the earth's creatures are ecstatic, their cells are very close to the earth's biological cells, but in order to adapt to the energy environment of another world, their cells contain a lot of organelles that humans can't guess, and the composition of their tissue fluid is also very different from that of life on earth. One is the same biochemical energy conversion mechanism as Earth's organisms, and the other is a "natural energy-harvesting organ" that is more efficient and more powerful, but does not seem to be able to provide energy to organic life itself, in short, these tenacious organelles can respond to electrical, thermal, magnetic, and even radial energy, and can directly process them - scientists don't know anything about how these strange cells process this energy and what they use the processed energy for. They don't think they can be used to keep life going anyway. This is a point that makes scientists very disappointed: all the biological tissues in the meteorite samples have lost their viability, and it is impossible to observe with their own eyes how they function while alive, and there is no way to know what their inexplicable organelles are for. This may also explain the energy storm that swept the world after the giant "arks" crashed on the moon......

No one would associate these things with magic and elemental energy, although there are similar things on earth, but the way the two operate is completely different, even if the beings of the two worlds can learn the skills of the other world, their own physical "nature" will not be the same, this is the difference between the worldly worlds. What's more, where can a group of scientists understand arcane arts, and the Olympiad is almost ......

For the first few days, we were all stalking voyeurs with great interest...... Observing the work of the earth scientists, watching them study the green stones almost all night long, those dedicated researchers put forward countless kinds of assumptions about extraterrestrial life and speculations about the ecological environment of the universe, due to the limitation of cognitive level, these conjectures and assumptions may be overturned in a few decades, and the real one that can be realistic, so far no more than ten percent, but for the exploration of life in the universe that has never progressed for many years, this is already an indescribable great progress.

In the people, the people's enthusiasm for the "moon" and "extraterrestrial life" has not cooled down with the passage of time, but has continued to rise, and eventually faintly formed a series of complex long-term industries, such as various theme websites, media and peripheral industries in the name of extraneous life exploration. Some of these start-ups may shrink as the flow of information to the private sector dries up, but a third of them are destined to thrive: they are backed by real state apparatus or scientific research organizations.

Those big people finally realized that this was a "wave" and "tide" destined to sweep every level of the entire society, and both politicians and civilians had the right to live in this great era of exploring the universe, so for the first time, the governments of various countries have open-sourced the research results on "extraterrestrial life".

In fact, there is no way to open source, because there is a mysterious organization that will always broadcast these research results all over the world within thirty seconds after they get new results, this egg-hurting organization is called Great Love Boundless, and they have a mysterious TV station called XLTV......

This kind of behavior that is beneficial to all mankind but has no interest in the "private" interests of certain countries has made many politicians angry, especially the United States, a country that regards itself as a high technology country, and cannot tolerate each of its satellites being wantonly occupied by this ghost channel......

Lilina fought back resolutely by playing an anthology of the Phoenix Legend every 30 minutes on an average of 30 minutes on any electronic device that produces sound throughout the United States, including the president's cell phone and the radio systems of all nuclear bases in the United States.

According to reliable sources, after two days of such tossing, every staff member in the White House walked in four or four shots, and the meeting between the secretary of defense and the foreign minister was like saying a code, and the secretary of defense said "medicine" and "medicine," and the minister of foreign affairs would reply with a word of "medicine" and "medicine......

Facts have proved that when it comes to destructive power, Lilina, who is fully activated by a dark factor, can basically be more than twenty ** tied together, after my sister and I joined forces to issue a ban, strictly prohibiting Lilina from continuing to subvert this world with her dangerous "edification" thoughts, that girl found another opportunity to dispel crazy ideas, that is, to use pranks to tease some national politicians who try to take the results of the "extraterrestrial" research as their own, such as the United States, which has always liked to do this. It is said that her gorgeous counterattack led to the resignation of at least 200 senior officials in the United States, and the White House tried to raise the banner of opposition to terrorism in a fit of rage, but was subjected to a new round of repression by Great Love Without Borders, and the suppression method was a typical Lilina-style way of thinking, how to be rough and how to come: she made people cut off the dissemination of information in the United States that was related to all words related to "terrorism", including cable telephones and telegrams, from the White House to the Capitol, as long as someone spoke and mentioned the word "anti-terrorism", These words will be filtered out of all communication lines, and this has led to the president making 20 phone calls to the secretary of defense asking for talks about counterterrorism, but every time the phone is connected, not a word can be transmitted, and the secretary of defense thinks that the president has recently had a bad taste, and he has called himself in the middle of the night and hangs up as soon as it rings - so it is not strange for the US Secretary of Defense to say that he has no knowledge, and he wants to stay in China for half a month.

In short, the Americans, who have always prided themselves on their high technology, have finally realized that something stranger than the stones on the moon is looming over the land of America, and if they want to continue to call on the GIs to fight the war under the shadow of this force, then the only feasible means of communication should be carrier pigeons and beacons.

But the real situation was even more amusing than that, and Lilina said in a very admiring tone after hearing my exclamation: "The carrier pigeon does not work, and it is estimated that it will be eaten by Sandora before it flies twenty kilometers." ”

As a result, in such a gradually strange atmosphere, this world realm ushered in a new era that changed the world......

Then, and then there is nothing to do with us - no one in this world can find out where the great love is in the world, let the Americans continue to look for the terrorist organization they imagined, because the culprit of the whole incident, Lilina, has been chained by me and officially grounded.

Speaking of Lilina, her mood is not very high in the past two days, originally even in a state of confinement, this girl will have a thirty-minute warm-up fight with the mercury lamp every day after breakfast, and then run around the house upstairs and downstairs, or go to the yard to have fun, but recently she has not done so, after eating, she nests in her room, indifferent to the flirting of the mercury lamp, just browsing the web there, with a melancholy expression.

My sister was a little worried about this, but Lilina was not a character who could easily open her mouth to others, even to her family, she was used to hiding everything, so after the unanimous consultation of the Three Aunts and Six Women Promotion Association, my sister decided to send me to explore the truth - that is, to see if Lilina had a bad stomach.

Although in my opinion, Lilina's scourge belongs to the kind of virtue that has been left behind for thousands of years, and her bad nature can ensure that she can still create the next generation of human civilization more than 12,000 years after the end of the world, but my sister's order must not be disobeyed.

After walking into Lilina's room, which was decorated with strange plants everywhere, and although the "color" tone was like that of a young "girl" boudoir, but the atmosphere was like that of a haunted jungle, I found that the little girl was surfing the Internet, an all-English website, on which was the latest progress in extraterrestrial life research - several enlarged Azeroth-native cold viruses, and the top half of the page was the site-wide theme: a little girl floating in the air, translucent, silly.

"Boss," Lilina didn't have to look back to know who had come in, and waved her hand at me, "This is so xx touching, it deeply touches the heart of a soft young girl......"

I was amazed, and I thought to myself, "Lilina" for two days, "spirit", could it be that she was "springing" in the room?

"Look at this," Lilina pointed to a bunch of English phrases on the page, "a poem dedicated to the 'girl' of the moon - you are gone, but we will always remember that you came...... Woo woo, I should have left my real name at the time, cheaper of those two Artemis......"

Me: "......"

I knew that this girl was narcissistic in the room for the past two days, so I'm here to join in the excitement and do "hair"!

As soon as I heard what Lilina said, I knew what was going on.

For well-known reasons, the turmoil of Boundless Love has forced the international community to disclose the research carried out in the "God's Factory" in the Pacific, and most of what happens in the laboratory will be publicly broadcast on the Internet, even many secret experiments, especially some videos that do not involve testing secrets.

For example, Lilina reappears as the interstellar ghost "Artemis" after the meteorite sample arrives in the laboratory, and the scene where she "disappears" after leaving a bleak "last word" due to "energy exhaustion".

The glorious civilization that has been destroyed, the lonely ark of life, the soul of the world's worst soul, the last words of "I just want you to remember that we once existed" before dissipating, and Lilina's beautiful and cute little face, these things add together, do you know how many tragedies and infinite sorrows of "wave" comics have been "aroused"?

Anyway, Lilina was narcissistic in the room for two days, and she didn't finish narcissizing the prose poems related to herself on the Internet......

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