Howard. Rice, a native of the Hawaiian Islands, a graduate of the foreign language department of a third-rate pheasant university, is currently unsuccessful in his job search and is unemployed at home.

September 27 at 12 p.m. Hawaii time (September 28 at 7 a.m. Tokyo time)

God, when I woke up from a lazy nap this morning, the Internet was full of news about the Japanese nuclear crisis. What's worse is that although Japan is more than 5,000 kilometers away from here, the ocean currents from west to east will send radioactive pollutants from there to Hawaii

However, ocean currents don't necessarily bring pollutants – I remember that a few months after the tsunami in Japan, my grandfather picked up an eighty percent new Japanese fishing boat in the sea near Midway, with the word "Fukushima" on it, apparently swept away by the tsunami. In addition, some people have picked up TVs, refrigerators, furniture, and other items from Japan on the beach, and it is said that someone even found a diamond necklace in a broken cabinet!

In a few months, if I don't have a job yet, shouldn't I go to the beach and see if I can pick up some Japanese treasures?

Oh no, I accidentally forgot, this time Japan just had a nuclear power plant exploded, there were no earthquakes and tsunamis, and naturally there were no good things floating at sea...... Let's go online and grab some iodine tablets! Who knows how much radioactive dirt will rush over this time!

September 29, 3 p.m. Hawaii time (September 30, 10 a.m. Tokyo time)

The radioactive contamination of Fukushima is still far from Hawaii, and the Japanese refugees are already coming in droves! Almost in the blink of an eye. Thousands of Japanese people crowd airports, docks, hotels, and shopping streets. There are almost more Japanese speakers on the street than English speakers!

According to several old people, in the eighties and nineties of the last century, Hawaii was also like now, full of Japanese people and their holiday homes. But after entering the 21st century, the number of Japanese in Hawaii gradually decreased, and the number of Chinese began to increase—but most Americans simply did not understand the difference between these two types of yellow people, just as after the attack on Pearl Harbor, angry American citizens did not bother to check their documents, and stuffed Japanese, Chinese and Indians into "enemy alien concentration camps." It wasn't until the Chinese and the Japanese inside beat each other to the point that they realized that they seemed to have caught some more people who shouldn't have been arrested......

And for me. It also seems to be an opportunity to find a job...... Since I have loved watching Japanese anime since I was a child, my second foreign language I learned in school was Japanese, so I might try to sell myself to see if I could take a part-time job. Serve as temporary translators for them for a while?

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Yoshihiro Shimazu: A senior senior civil servant in Japan, he is currently the personal secretary of Chief Cabinet Secretary Junzaburo Izumita

At 8:30 p.m. on October 4, the official residence of the Prime Minister in Nagata Town, Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo

I have been busy day and night for many days, waiting for this stunned young chief cabinet secretary and a group of AKB singer cabinet ministers, constantly maneuvering with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Ministry of International Trade and Industry, and the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, and dealing with a bunch of foreign ambassadors.

Thankfully, things are slowly getting better. The riots in Tokyo were put down, communications, water and electricity were gradually restored, and the fire at the Fukushima reactor was extinguished. The radiation index in the Kanto region has finally begun to decline...... In a few days, the cabinet can also resign.

That's right, it's a general resignation - although a certain tacit agreement has been reached with the White House, but offending the United States cannot but pay a little price. It is already the easiest choice to let these AKB singers, who were originally in the nature of playing tickets, bow down and go back to sing after being ministers for a few days. …,

And after the resignation of the cabinet, I am likely to be parachuted into the prefectural office outside - although I am a little reluctant to leave the bustling city of Tokyo and go to some remote countryside, but this is also something that cannot be helped...... I wonder if there will be a chance to return to my hometown of Kagoshima Prefecture?

To be honest, for this time with the help of China. The initial action to break free from the control of the United States is full of overwhelming opposition in the country, and even Bixia cannot suppress it. It's just that the real threat of the spread of nuclear radiation in Fukushima that will lead to the destruction of the country has made it difficult for opponents to speak out and seek death for the time being. After the nuclear crisis is over, there will certainly be a major political upheaval. The pro-China and anti-China factions will also continue to fight to the death. If the worst happens, it is not impossible to lose all the previous efforts...... But none of this mess has anything to do with me.

As a matter of fact. Japan's political and business elites, and even right-wing elites, understand that China's Liliang will only grow stronger and stronger in the future, and that an alliance with China is a good way out. However, the reasons for the right-wingers' opposition are also very realistic: they believe that Japan has been infiltrated, trained, and tamed by the United States for so many years, and that it is no longer a normal independent country, that there are US troops stationed in important military areas, including the capital, and that the Self-Defense Forces, which are theoretically the guarantee of the country's armed forces, are also in the hands of the Americans, and that even if Japan only takes refuge in China economically, it is tantamount to betraying the United States, and the United States will absolutely not let go of the traitors! In this case, of course, we can only survive by continuing to work for the United States.

It is not until recent years that the United States has gradually determined the strategic contraction and the "harvesting of Japan", and Japan has no way to survive even if it continues to work for the United States, and the anti-American shili at home has really overwhelmed the pro-American shili, but it is still suffering from the lack of countermeasures to expel the US troops stationed in Japan, and can only continue to desperately wait for the end to come...... Fortunately, the Fukushima nuclear crisis finally gave us a chance, but the cost was too terrible.

In any case, the first step of this great operation of the century has finally been taken relatively smoothly. The specific policy for the next step has also been preliminarily determined, and the rest is for those of us who do specific affairs to finalize the details. Although the government and society are still in turmoil, especially the self-defense forces that are incapable of providing disaster relief and are useless. Because of the problems of layoffs, cost cuts and clean-up of nuclear contamination. It's even more noisy. But according to my experience, as long as you put on a strict enough attitude, these soft eggs and waste firewood, which are useless to the country and disturb the people, will still be obedient after all.

Now, my wife and my son and daughter are taking refuge in my hometown in Kagoshima, and the house in Tokyo is empty, and it is really uncomfortable to stay. But that's okay.,I can justifiably live in the house of the proprietress of the "pink kitten",It's still very warm to have two shijie occasionally...... So I decided, I must ask Peaches to open me a bottle of French Bordeaux wine tonight to relax. It looks like tomorrow will be busy too.

The only thing that's exciting. His Excellency Junzaburo Izumida announced at noon today that when everything was over, he would invite us to a membership-only restaurant in Akasaka at his own expense for a feast of haute cuisine such as puffer fish sashimi, charcoal-grilled king crab, and Kobe beef. At that time. The entire cabinet of AKB idol singers, including Prime Minister Shinhaku Kotori Yuki, sang and danced to accompany everyone at the banquet to express their gratitude for their hard work...... Alas, even though I think I'm long past the age of being a fan and don't usually watch AKB idol shows — my son and daughter love to watch them — I was thrilled by the rare glory and opportunity.

Well, maybe you can take the opportunity to ask Prime Minister Kotori and her AKB ministers for a few autographed photos to take home to the children's delight? …,

However, it is not known that it is weishenme. Eyelids always jump tonight. Just when I was packing up my things and preparing to go out, I vaguely heard the sound of chilling cicadas crying...... Looking up at the moon outside the window, it was dyed with a striking layer of blood...... Could it be that something bad is going to happen?

Forget it, don't think about it so much. It seems to be a little cold tonight, which makes me miss the warm embrace of the peach proprietress more and more.

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Satomi Kaizuka: Deputy Chief of the Third General Affairs Division of the Metropolitan Police Department

At 3:30 p.m. on October 4, the office of the Third Division of the Metropolitan Police Department Building

In the morning, a memorial service was held for hundreds of police officers who had died in the line of duty, and the two dead old men, the police chief and the police commissioner, who had just returned to Tokyo, read the scripts for three hours.

At noon, a farewell party was held for the Chinese chengguan who came to Tokyo's aid and who could fight around the clock with simple pickup trucks and vans. Due to the constraints of money and space, I couldn't afford to go to a big hotel, so I had to hold an open-air BBQ barbecue in Hibiya Park nearby.

Strictly speaking, Hibiya Park, which is located near the Imperial Palace and the central government, is generally not allowed to have a barbecue. But during the riots in Tokyo. It was once a gathering place for unscrupulous gangsters, not to mention making a fire to barbecue meat. Even people were doused with gasoline and burned several people, including the park's rangers...... So, right now, the Metropolitan Police Department wants to hold a Hibiya Park BBQ event, so it's natural that it's okay.

The atmosphere at the farewell party was very lively, and everyone drank a lot of sake, beer, and shochu. The enthusiastic Chinese chengguan also used the spirit of wine to show us their three most famous kung fu tricks - lion's roar, strong King Kong leg and chain grappling. When it is actually executed, it usually starts with a lion's roar to calm the suspect who is caught off guard, so that he trembles and does not dare to move; Then with a strong kick of King Kong leg, no matter how heavy the car and the vendor can kick over; Next is the grappling...... Of course, if the opponent has a murder weapon such as knives and sticks, and still insists on fighting until this time, then the chengguan team members also need to be invulnerable to the platoon fighting kung fu, which is said to be practiced by smashing glass wine bottles on their backs.

This explanation gave me the feeling of ...... Are China's urban management departments all living urban Shaolin Temples? I wonder if there are eighteen bronze man alleys?

It is worth mentioning that the two police dogs sent by the South Koreans as "international aid" were also on the menu at the barbecue meeting - because the dog trainer was unwilling to learn Korean specifically for them, and the two stupid dogs seemed to have a hard time understanding Japanese passwords, so at the suggestion of the Chinese chengguan, they were all stewed into delicious braised dog meat and dog meat casserole. Because there were too many people and too little dog meat, everyone who was still unsatisfied slaughtered the dogs in the lost and found office together, which made the police director's face a little dark, as if he was worried that he would be poked out by the news media as a scandal.

Honestly. I think the Superintendent of Police is completely overthinking about this matter. Today's 23 wards of Tokyo. It was as if it had just been bombed by the U.S. Air Force at the end of the Pacific War, and there was rubble and ashes everywhere, and even the Tokyo Tower had fallen. All the order and rules have only just begun to recover from the ruins, so there is no need to be so strict about some things.

It seems that because the atmosphere is too enthusiastic, everyone in the hall is drunk today, even me, a woman, who was poured nearly half a bottle of Satsuma shochu by several Chinese female city managers who were as strong as a mother bear. Wait until these drunken Chinese chengguan are finally put on the bus to the airport and docks. I leaned against the wall and went back to the office, and I poured several pots of strong tea into my mouth before I barely regained my senses. …,

I was wondering if I would go to Shibuya tonight to see if the ornament shop had reopened. Unexpectedly, there was a notice from above - the whole hall is working overtime tonight. Enter the highest level of alert and not allow Tokyo to cause chaos on the first night of the departure of the Chinese chengguan......

Hey, it seems that for a while now, it seems that I will continue to eat seaweed rice balls and sleep in the office...... Would you like to consider quitting your job after you get married?

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Sa Bing, the blog diary of a city management team member in Jinan, Shandong

Late at night on September 30, in Tokyo

It's been a few days since I've been in Tokyo, but I've been working all day and have never had time, so I don't have time to write a little bit today.

That day, in the middle of the night, I received an order to assemble urgently, and everyone rubbed their eyelids and hurried to the bureau. Immediately, we were given a thunderbolt to Thunder - they actually asked us to take a plane to Japan to help the Japanese quell the riots in Tokyo!

In order to mobilize enthusiasm, the organization also put up an unprecedented reward: those who are willing to go to Japan will be paid twice and immediately become regular workers!

In this regard, the brothers are naturally jubilant -- the leaders of the bureau have long said that if our wages are tripled, we can hit the United States, if we triple our wages, we can hit the European Union, if we double them, we can hit Japan, if we increase them by 50%, we can go home and beat our wives, and if we increase our wages by 30%, we can fight Taiwan. But the current salary can only be beaten by his wife when he goes home!! Now not only has the income doubled, but there is also such a big pie as a temporary worker transferred to a regular establishment, who can not rush to it!

What the? Beware of the reactor in Fukushima exploding again, there is radiation over there in Tokyo? Out of the way, for many years. Our air quality in Jinan is famous in the country! Everyone has been accustomed to the days when it is either a sandstorm or industrial smoke all day long, and the radiation is afraid of hair!

When I first flew to Japan. There was also a little worry about the Japanese devil's katana power, and everyone wore stab-proof vests and fiberglass helmets, as well as tear gas, stun guns and large shields. But as soon as I really fought each other, I found out that today's Japanese devils are really unbeaten! Don't look at them dyeing their hair yellow, green, and green one by one, their arms and chests are full of tattoos, and they are wearing earrings, lip rings, and wrenches, which look quite terrifying, but when they really fight knives, they are far inferior to the old man who sells vegetables! Especially in terms of righteousness and courage, it is even more chilling - once we drove two or three people away at seventy yards, and the remaining dozens of thugs fled in terror.

In short, the task of suppression is very easy, just carry a stick and hit hard, occasionally encounter a hard point that pierces the hand, there are also stun guns and tear gas canisters available, and a group of more powerful brothers, even using submachine guns to shoot rubber bullets...... Are they fighting Tokyo as if Grozny is fighting?

I heard that another group of people were sent to storm the US military base, and they really succeeded! Wow! My Chinese urban management is invincible in the world!!

By now, there were fewer Japanese thugs on the streets of Tokyo than Chinese chengguan. Everyone was debating whether or not to bring back some souvenirs such as Japanese dolls and sake. In addition, tonight, I also got a Japanese specialty called dried pine fish, which is said to be the hardest shijie in Shijie, and it is said to be the "mummy of fish" compared to the black leba of the Russian old Maozi, and it needs to be cut into shavings with a planer knife before it can be used to make soup. As for where exactly did the fish come from...... I won't go into the details of that......

At 2:30 p.m. on October 4, it was recorded on the bus

This afternoon, we were going to return home by boat or plane, so the Japanese police pooled money to hold a farewell party for us at noon, so that everyone was very moved before leaving. …,

Although the barbecue BBQ is a little worse grade, it seems that in the ruins after a big mess, it doesn't seem that you should ask for too much.

Of course, just eating barbecue was a bit too monotonous, so I made a dog meat pot for the Japanese police with a camping pot stove, and they all praised it for the taste, and then got more dogs to come over and ask us to cook...... Alas, it's a pity that you can't cook the orthodox braised dog meat with Japanese soy sauce! Barely cooked out is also the taste of Japanese food - although the Japanese police are all happy to eat it.

At 8:30 p.m. on October 4, it was recorded in Yokohama

The cruise ship returning from Yokohama seemed to have gone awry, and it would take a few more hours to get on board, so the brothers wandered the streets of Yokohama.

Listen to the introduction of local overseas Chinese, since you have come to Yokohama, it is indispensable to go to SOGO, because here is not only one of the largest department stores in Japan, but also above the gate of SOGO, there is also a large SEIKO brand clock, the shape of the clock is very novel, it is a huge Cinderella castle, every 30 seconds before a punctuality, with beautiful music, the doors and windows on the castle will all open, and then a band composed of various robot animals will appear, The music is played by this band, and then the beautiful Cinderella robot comes out of the door, strikes the wall clock in front of the door with a small hammer in his hand, tells the time, and bows to the surrounding audience before returning to the castle.

I stood in front of this supermarket and waited for half an hour, and finally saw this scene and took a photo as a souvenir, which was quite interesting.

On the way back to the hotel, I happened to see a fortune-telling stall that looked like it came from Taiwan on the street corner, and I felt that there was still a little yen in my pocket that had not been spent, so I stuffed it to the old woman wearing black sunglasses in order to take care of my compatriots. Who knew that after she hummed and went crazy for a few minutes, she actually held back such a sentence to me: "...... Fearless warriors, your war is not over yet, continue to fight bravely! ”

Isn't that nonsense? When I get back, of course, I'll continue to fight with the cake sellers at the train station!

Of course, it would be nice if those Xinjiang Yankees were as unbeaten as Japan's waste wood and soft eggs. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )