I don't know when it began, Chinese people began to like festivals. In addition to the traditional public holidays in our country, in order to increase the number of nightlife parties. I also brought foreign festivals to the country and gave them together.

First of all, let's talk about this domestic festival, Qingming Festival is a day for the people of our country to pay tribute to their relatives. If you have nothing to do, just burn incense, but the bar creativity is endless, and you have to have a Qingming theme party. Now it's okay, rob the dead man's festival. There were really people who participated in all kinds of masquerade balls on this day, and they all dressed like paper people in the shroud shop.

Labor Day, this day is a holiday for the working people, and those who have never worked hard seem to be even crazier and too big than the working people.

Children's Day, I remember that after graduating from elementary school, I never had a holiday, and then look at this day, on this day, on the street, in the subway station and so on, you can always see tall men and women, dressed like elementary school students, I mean clothing. Look at the appearance again, the man has a mushroom head and big black-framed glasses, and he really looks like a primary school student at a glance. But take a closer look, I'll go, big brother, you can shave your beard too. I've never seen a primary school student develop so haode. The rest are girls, who are short and dress up like underage girls. But big sister, can you cover your breasts a little, when you were in elementary school, you wore low-cut, smoky makeup, and three bars on your arms?

And so on and so forth, many, many more. Western festivals in China are even more lively than those abroad. For example, Christmas, on this day, all the bars in Chengdu are doing well. Before you even enter the door, you have to charge the entrance fee once, ranging from fifty to five hundred. Once inside, all seats are subject to a minimum cost, ranging from 2,000 to 5,000. Even so, it was still crowded inside, and if you were a little excited when dancing, you wouldn't have stepped on anyone's foot. It's rubbing against a woman's breasts. Needless to explain, everyone knows it's inevitable.

There is also Halloween, which has also been given together on Halloween, which is more lively than the July and a half in China, which is really unreasonable.

This shows that our country is an inclusive country. The people of our country have a lot of spare money, and they are gradually moving towards opening up. One day, we will definitely achieve the goal of great national integration and harmony in the whole shijie.

Of course, not every festival is very popular, and the Spring Festival is currently listed as the least popular festival, and there is no one.

New Year's festivals abroad. We are very happy, but Weishenme celebrates the New Year in our own country, but the Chinese people are not happy. Many people also suffer from Chinese New Year phobia syndrome.

On this day, all the wanderers from the south to the north will return to the place where they were born and raised. The seven aunts and eight aunts like to ask the most questions, such as study, aiqing, work, income, etc. Don't be upset to answer, it's better to do less things that offend people. In addition, the people who work always have to give red envelopes. This is no longer five or ten yuan that can be sent back then, and the trip home is as little as three or five thousand. There is no upper limit to the number of more. It is not difficult to explain why so many people in Weishenme do not like the Spring Festival.

My feeling with Huaxia is not very obvious, every festival is celebrated, it doesn't matter how much money you spend, happiness is king. It has contributed to the country's GDP.

I had expected that there would be no shortage of Muses tonight. It's both April Fool's Day and Friday. When I have to go to work on weekdays, it is difficult to find a seat. What's more, today, if you don't die, it's like being sorry for your biological parents.

Huaxia knew that this would be the station site for the Spring Festival tonight. So I called Miao Miao early in the morning and asked her to keep her old seat.

Not long after we sat down, Miao Miao brought the wine that Huazi ordered. The little girl shouted "Brother Lai, Brother Hua" one by one. I'm embarrassed. Isn't it because when I came here that night to find someone, I gave her a look at the face? Since this mother-in-law pretended to have amnesia, I don't need to mention it again.

met with a smile and enmity, drank a glass of wine, and became friends again. Miao Miao said that there is a big draw tonight. This bar has two activities in three days, and it is not uncommon to draw lotteries, so what is there to make a fuss about. But Miao Miao said that tonight's grand prize is that two super beauties accompany them for free, and if you have a good time, you can arrange the follow-up show however you want.

I was skeptical, it wasn't going to be a bar gimmick. At that time, you spent seven or eight thousand yuan to drink, and after you won the jackpot, you realized that it was two beauties, impulse dolls. It's still the kind that can be bought for dozens of dollars on the Internet, and it will be really laughing and crying when the time comes.

Huaxia didn't doubt it at all, she was restless, and she began to think about what would happen after the beauty came. As if he was going to hit the jackpot.

Miao Miao pointed to the barrel on the DJ console and said that as long as the paper pulled out of it was the table number of the seat where the consumer was sitting, it would be considered a win. Jackpot, two beauties, limited to one table; Second Prize, one set of Hennessy, limited to two tables; Third prize, half a dozen beers, limited to six tables.

I don't have any windfall, and I haven't even won five yuan in an invoice. Only once I picked up five dollars on the ground, and in less than half an hour, my wallet was lost, and the two thousand yuan in cash were gone. I found that I still lost 1,995 yuan.

Today's odds of winning the lottery are quite high, I don't ask for much, half a dozen beers are enough. I've long been accustomed to the excitement of the night when Huaxia arrives, and I've been jumping up and down next to me for a long time.

Seeing my sluggish appearance, Huaxia patted me on the shoulder and asked, "This winter has passed, why do you kid still seem to be hibernating?" Excitement can't work? ”

I don't know what my situation is, I can't get into the state for a long time, and I said casually: "I can't play too long, I'm too crazy, I'll go back to warm your sister's bed later." ”

Hua Xia was surprised: "I'll go, aren't you, do you know what is the first of the top ten tortures in the Manchu Dynasty?" I immediately replied, "The mace burrows!" He shook his head, scolded "stupid" and said: "The first place is the warm quilt, do you know what the second place is?" ”

I squinted my eyes and said, "Won't it still be a warm bed?" Hua Xia nodded heavily and said, "That's right, have a drink." ”

Miao Miao on the side smiled and tore his clothes and tore the sleeve (sofa cover), Gao Chao came a little early, right? She must have done the same in bed, I thought to myself silently.

Huaxia said this in a joke, but it made a lot of sense. How could I not know the pain of warming the bed, although there is spring after the Spring Festival, the bed is also freezing to death, Lu Jieyu has no body temperature, she can't feel the temperature, she doesn't know the warmth and cold. But I always feel that as a boyfriend, I should be a human electric blanket. So every night before Lu Jieyu went to bed, I slept on her side, and covered the quilt with heat before letting her in. The other side of my sleep is still the same cold, and I have to warm it again. That feeling really makes me worse than dead, Huaxia said that I am a typical person who has nothing to do and dies!

A bottle of wine has been drunk by me and Huaxia, the bar is crowded, and a large number of people are pouring in at the door. The bar looks like it's inside a bus box during rush hour. Many people don't know that the approved number of passengers on a bus is only 40 people, but if you count it in Chengdu during peak hours, a bus can carry more than 120 people, more than twice as much. But in India, it's a piece of cake. Because the roof of the car can sit on people, and the doors and windows can also be hung outside. The people of Shijie know that the earthlings can't stop them anymore.

People are very resilient, so no matter how much they squeeze, they won't die, but I've seen a lot of cases of being squeezed and vomited after drinking too much.

The warm-up music on the scene has been unconsciously replaced with a strong sense of rhythm of electronic music, people who came early are now slightly drunk, buttocks are no longer next to the stool, all stand up, follow the rhythm of the music "nod and waist", slowly the crowd around someone was squeezed up the steps of the booth, standing in the middle of the narrow aisle in front of the booth, holding the handrail. Those bitches' butts twisted my eyes, and if I didn't look, I didn't know where my eyes looked more natural. It's distressing.

Hua Xia squeezed into the front row of people who caught my sight, rubbing against a boldly dressed woman, sparks flying. Seeing that Huaxia had found fun, I didn't say anything to her like a dead man, and after a glass of wine with me, I went to greet other regular customers.

I watched in the dim light as Huaxia, the male dog in heat, performed in front of me until twelve o'clock, and I was extremely bored.

If it weren't for the lottery to see if it was possible to win the final prize, I would have gone home to wash and sleep, and Lu Jieyu didn't call me. may have gone crazy with Xu Mingxiang. I went out twice during this time, and the heart-wrenching music made my ears ring. People are nearly middle-aged, and they can't compare to the body of eighteen or nineteen years old.

Just as I sighed, the music stopped, and only the voices were boiling. A DJ shouted over the microphone: "Are you guys hi?" ”

"Hi" drinkers still cooperate.

"Hey, is that enough?"

"Nope!"

"Do you want more" DJ's usual trick is here.

"And also!" Most of the people who answered this were women, and I don't know how long they had been "hungry", but they listened to the DJ's meaningful questions and answered them so naturally.

DJ laughed: "Don't look at me like a wolf, and want to find the men next to you, I'm sure they will be able to satisfy you!" OK, it's a holiday today, now it's time for the highlight of our muse, the lottery! ”

The scene was boiling, and the sound tide was higher and higher, and it was about to get out of control. The staff set up the transparent barrels on the stage, and the DJ explained the rules and rewards from the beginning. The raffle officially began with the sound of rapid music.

Huaxia asked the security guard to clear the crowd in front of us, sat down, and geared up for the jackpot, with an expression of ambition. (To be continued......)