"I'm making money, I'm making money, I don't know how to spend it" The phone rang for more than ten minutes, and I looked at the number with my eyes half-open, and I had to pick it up.

Today, Friday, at this time, the call must have been something wrong with the unit. Normally, if I hadn't arrived at the unit at this time, I wouldn't have gone and no one would have cared about me.

"Hey," sleepy-eyed answered, picking up the phone.

"Hello? If you don't give Lao Tzu to work, you will deduct your dog's day!" There is only one person who can talk to me in this tone except my parents, my brother and boss Huaxia.

"You yell, you want to pull me out last night until more than three o'clock, and I haven't slept for five hours, how do you want me to go to work? You can't be another mother-in-law who released a pigeon and came to me to be angry, right? "I don't eat his stuff.

"Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, if you don't go back to the unit to fight the fire, you don't want to have a good year." Hung up with a snap.

I opened my eyes in pain, and when I looked at the time, it was half past nine.

I got dressed and pants and went to the bathroom, huh! Where did the toothbrush go?

After searching the sink and not seeing anything, I walked back to the bedroom and patted the butt of the woman on the bed whose name I didn't even know.

"Hey, get up~"

"What?"

"What? Where did you leave Lao Tzu's toothbrush?" I scratched my hair.

"How does the old lady know where your toothbrush is, get out of the way, the dog tortures me until dawn like taking expired aphrodisiacs, and I don't let people sleep?" Her mouth was crooked, and she spoke indistinctly.

I don't remember exactly how I got her home. But the process of eating her is still a little impressive, this dog day mother-in-law is too fierce, when she looks in the mirror, there are red marks on her neck.

I can only wear a shirt and tie to work.

I walked back to the bathroom and whispered, "Get out!"

I'm not talking to myself, I'm not talking to the air, and I'm certainly not a psychopath. Excluding these cases, there is only one possibility. Yes, I'm talking to ghosts.

A white shadow appeared in the bathtub in the bathroom, "hehe" smiled, and raised the transparent hand to the void. Holy shit, toothbrush flew out from behind the toilet. I got the toothbrush and pointed at the white shadow, and said fiercely: "You fuck you, get away." Play to Lao Tzu's head, you are looking for death.

The white shadow turned into a cloud of fog and quickly dispersed, and it was gone.

My name is Lai Hua, I majored in interior design in college, and after graduation, I opened this company with a brother, a small boss, but more like a part-time worker. Slowly, I changed from a slightly immature boy to a second-rate person who played hooligan on women from time to time.

A few years ago, the old man asked me to go back to my hometown. Say, people are cheap when they leave their homeland. I made many excuses to reject the old man. It's not that I don't want to go back, it's that I've been in a big city for a long time, and it can be very uncomfortable to go back to a county-level city, and so far, the small life has been quite comfortable. With free time and a rich nightlife, we are always in and out of the entertainment venues.

When the old man heard that I didn't want to go back, he said angrily, you are a short-lived ghost, if you have the ability, you will die outside, and never come back.

It wasn't until last year that I finally ended my life renting a house. Because I told my parents that I was getting married.

Old man, the old lady came from my hometown in a hurry, brought nearly one million cash by the way, bought two sets of one property for me and my fiancée, and renovated it by the way, only to leave the house I rented with a handful of snot and tears, and returned to my hometown. I think they feel sorry for me, but it seems that they are more worried about money. After decades of hard work, almost all the belongings are here. It's not that I don't have a deposit, it's that I've played too hard in the past few years, and that deposit is not enough to make a down payment. I'd better not take it out and be embarrassed.

When the second elder left, he said, you two are having a good time. It is not easy for the old couple to save some money, especially my old man in addition to going to work normally, sometimes he has to do "part-time work".

But before my new house was completed, my so-called fiancée had already become a stranger.

The old man heard that the two of us had broken up, and he only said one sentence, "Return the house money to Lao Tzu, and if you don't pay back Lao Tzu, you will die." ”

I was so scared that I didn't call home for a month.

When I looked at the watch, it was almost ten o'clock, what kind of traffic is this? It turns out that it is only blocked during peak hours, and there is no time period in the past two years that is the peak period, because it is all peak during the day, and it is blocked everywhere.

Huaxia told me that when the subway is opened, it will no longer be congested.

Look, now that the subway has been open for more than two months, it is still like this, this car can't be opened, and I plan to catch the bus in the future.

I don't know how to describe my mood, I went out at 9:40, and it was already 11 o'clock when I arrived at the unit, which was less than 10 kilometers.

As soon as I entered the office, I saw Huaxia losing folders.

"Say, you tell Lao Tzu! What is it?" Huaxia's eyes were as wide open as the second tube. A little sister named Tian Mi, who had been rushing to the company for more than a year, yelled.

"Mr. Hua, what do you want me to say? Otherwise, you'll just drive me off. Tian Mi was about to cry, her face was red and her neck was thick, and she seemed to have been greatly wronged.

I put my bag on the table and dragged Huaxia into the office.

Huaxia probably told me about it, and when an old customer of the company had dinner with us, he was a little interesting to this little sister.

Their company's advertisement named her and let her be responsible for following, and when Huaxia and I were fooling around in the nightclub last night, Tian Mi happened to be an old customer talking about this list.

This old customer may have touched Tian Mi, and as a result, he touched a chaste martyr, and this little girl splashed a glass of wine on people's faces.

He probably was also determined to call people to eat (that's what, I know everything), so he kept calling Huaxia to complain, but as a result, I drank with Huaxia and stepped on the tail of my right foot to hit my brain, and I could hear a hammer call!

When Huaxia woke up early this morning, I called someone back and turned it off. called Tian Mi over to ask, only to know that such a big thing had happened. Simi, this little girl has been coming to our company for more than a year, and when I went to the talent market with Huaxia to recruit people last year, she squeezed in from the cracks, tied two pigtails, and handed out a resume with no makeup, and her face was red. This is difficult to find in the talent market in recent years. I don't know what year we heard a real thing, and it happened in this talent market. A recent graduate girl wrote in the specialty column of her resume: drinking.

Can drinking alcohol be considered a specialty? What kind of outlook on life, values? Facts have proved that drinking is indeed a specialty, and she not only successfully applied for the job, but also had a good company, which is said to be a state-owned enterprise. It's really fortunate that the ancestral tomb is smoking.

You can find a job like this. A pure, simple girl, we Weishenme can't give people a chance, so after discussing with Huaxia, she was recruited into the company on the spot. In the company's year, she used practical actions to tell everyone that my Lai Hua's vision will not be wrong. Several of the orders she was responsible for were going well. Until I ran into the "old fritter" this time, I really couldn't blame her for anything.

I told Huaxia that there are only two results in this matter, the phone is connected, you give the little junior sister to someone else, call and eat, and the list is negotiated. But how do you explain to the party, how to explain to the people, and how to explain to Tian Mi and her parents.

Hua Xia scolded with a smile: "Climb, you don't tell Lao Tzu this, can you use it all the time?" Then he leaned behind his back and said to himself, "Is it so unlucky to see that unclean thing that night?" ”

Something unclean? Can he see? Maybe it's the eyes. I thought so. I pretended to be interested and asked, "Huazi, what did you see that wasn't clean?" Say it, let me hear it, and make it up into a joke to scare women. ”

Huaxia is in a bad mood, I can understand, our company is not a big company, the main customers are some acquaintances introduced by Huaxia's parents and relatives, acquaintances and then introduce acquaintances, come and go, business is also on the road, and you can make a lot of money a year. It's not the first time I've encountered a situation like Tian Mi. Some women coped with it, some couldn't cope with it, and they fell out with it, and I went with Huaxia to wipe their butts. Accompany eating, drinking, and laughing, commonly known as three escorts.

After all, it's a regular company, and we're not professional pimps. So it's impossible to blame the employees and at the same time not offend the customers. I can only go out in person and coax those difficult customers to be happy.

This is not the first time that this customer has pestered a female employee of our company. I'm fucking tired of it, and I don't want to pretend to be a turtle son anymore. If the business can be done, it will continue, and if it can't be done, it will be pulled down. There are few people in this circle who don't know him, the famous old pervert, who wants to buy a house, a car, and a watch for our employees after drinking. I really bought a watch last year.

If it's a big deal, tear your face and see who will be embarrassed by then. Money is inexhaustible, especially this kind of money that can only be earned by selling meat by female employees, don't do it!

I see that Huaxia is so angry, and it is not good to show my negative emotions again. casually said: "There is another thing I haven't reported to you, last week I talked to a customer who has reached the time to sign the contract." ”

When Huaxia heard this, her hair stood up, and she shook her waist in a hurry, and her head was shaken unconscious. He asked excitedly, "Aren't you a designer?" How did you change your career to sales? The newly opened bar tonight, open two bottles of Hennessy, count it as Lao Tzu. ”

Speaking of which, Huaxia's family background is also quite thick. is not a nouveau riche, but this kid just looks like a nouveau riche, the most obvious is the Hermes belt around his waist, and he always likes to tie his shirt into the waistband of his pants, revealing the huge "H". I can't accept it at all.