Chapter 7: Uncle's Pig

In the next few days, my parents called all my relatives and friends over and held a banquet in the villa every day. The relatives who came were all more realistic, and Feng Shi also gave some financial subsidies according to the actual situation of the relatives. The aunt's family was more difficult, and the two cousins were honest farmers, so each of them bought them a commercial house in the city; My sister-in-law's family is relatively prosperous, and she sent two cars, one for her uncle and one for her cousin; His uncle was a well-known honest man in their village, and at the suggestion of his father, Feng Shi set up a processing factory for his uncle, specializing in processing bamboo and wood products.

Some distant relatives who are more shili know about these things and start to make trouble every day. The grandfather, who had no atmosphere, was angry with them, and after learning about these things, Feng Shi directly found the property and told the property to intercept all these people.

The small year is generally 24 in the lunar calendar, but in Fengshi and their village, it is 23. On the day of the new year, Feng Shi received a call from his uncle, saying that he would kill pigs today and let their family go over to "fight pigs". Rural customs, every year to raise a pig, raised until the Chinese New Year directly killed to eat meat. When killing a pig, invite some relatives to eat some of the water of the pig you just killed, as the name suggests: "playing the pig".

I haven't participated in such a thing for many years, and Feng Shi agreed on the spot. When I went back and told my family, it happened that my sister-in-law's family was coming, and they couldn't participate, so they had to go by themselves.

When I drove to my uncle's house, the uncles of the other grandfather's families had already arrived. Feng Shi hurriedly took out all the good cigarettes in the car and distributed them to a few uncles. When he was a child, Feng Shi didn't let these uncles worry a lot, he was very naughty at that time, and only the uncle could control him, so he was still afraid of the uncle. The eldest uncle and the second uncle worked together and only came back yesterday afternoon. When the uncle saw that they had all returned, he prepared to kill the pigs.

"Stone, I heard that you are doing a good job in business abroad, and you have bought a villa." Uncle asked with a smile while smoking.

"I met a noble man last year, his name is Zhang Kang. I used to be in the timber business at Lao Maozi's side. Seeing that I was more honest, he asked me to do it with him. As a result, business was very good this year, and he gave me some shares. "In the face of Uncle Feng Shi, he is still relatively restrained.

"It's such a big person, and I'm still afraid of your uncle. He hasn't beaten you, so what are you afraid of? The second uncle laughed on the side.

"Haha, you kid. You have developed well, our uncles are happy in our hearts, you have been very naughty since you were a child, no one has suppressed you, and you have to turn the world upside down. Now you're older and have your own business. We were relieved. "Uncle is still so old.

"By the way, uncle and second uncle, do you have any more mature ideas. My uncle just got a processing plant here, if you have any good projects over there, you can tell me. If I don't have a good project here, I'm going to build a cold storage for my uncle and second uncle, so that you don't have to go out to work every year. Feng Shi thought for a while.

"We have received the heart, and it is not easy for you to do business outside to make some money. Uncles, don't worry about you. When you find a daughter-in-law early, this is what we are most concerned about. Uncle waved his hand.

Feng Shi was about to say more, this was the master who killed the pig, and shouted, "Which of you comes here to help, this pig is too strong to hold down." ”

Hearing this, Feng Shi hurriedly ran over. The pig's limbs were tied and pressed against the door panel, and its mouth was also tied with ropes, and the door panel was placed on two benches, struggling constantly, and the old man couldn't hold it down alone. After Feng Shi passed, he pressed directly on the attachment of the pig's shoulder blade with a little force, and the pig couldn't move. The master who killed the pig saw this situation and smiled, "The little stone has a lot of strength, you press it tightly, I'm going to go under the knife." After speaking, he took out a three-foot-long sharp knife, quickly found the pig's neck, and directly made an artery in the pig's neck. Pig blood spurted out at once. Seeing the blood flowing out, Feng Shi had an urge to take a sip, and then he suppressed it. The blood that flowed out was followed by the basin below, ready to coagulate for a while and cooked. A small part flowed along with the wound to Feng Shi's hand pressing the pig.

Feng Shi clearly felt that the place where his finger touched the pig's blood was sucking blood. The voice that I haven't heard for a long time sounded in my head again: "The olfactory gene has been discovered, and it is being decomposed...... "The decomposition is successful, and it is being replicated...... "The replication is successful, it is being embedded in the body of the subject, and the olfactory gene is being improved." Improve success. is activating brain cells"

"It can only be upgraded by biochips, and the current state: with independent thinking, it is equivalent to the wisdom of 5-8-year-old children on earth."

"What's going on?" Feng Shi feels in the brain you ask.

"Hello the experimentee, due to an unknown mutation, only the biochip can be upgraded. My chip itself does not have the function of upgrading, but I don't know what happened, when activating your brain cells, a special energy came from the brain cells near your eyebrow bone, which directly grasped the upgrade and made me think intelligently. Speaking of which, I still want you xiexie. According to Lukacs's standard of wisdom, I should call you: Father! ”

"What? What do you call me? "Feng Shi was directly petrified. Thoughts are frozen.

"The pig is dead, no longer need to be pressed. Let's go over there for tea. Seeing that Feng Shi was still holding the pig, the old uncle came over and patted him and asked him to go to the uncle's side to drink tea.

When the old man made such a fuss, Feng Shi suddenly woke up. Hurriedly walked towards the hall. On the way, he hurriedly asked the chip, "I'm very confused now, you sort out the data first, and I'll come back and ask you later, and don't call me Father." Call me Feng Shao or Shi Shao."

"Haode Feng Shao, I'll sort out the data immediately."

Feng Shi walked to the hall with a blank face, the three uncles were talking and laughing, and when they saw that his face was wrong, they hurriedly asked, "Stone, what's wrong?" ”

"It's nothing, I haven't seen a pig killed for many years, I just saw the blood flow, and I felt a little uncomfortable," Feng Shi hurriedly replied.

"Haha, I'm still going to weishenme about it. Speaking of which, your uncle's pig is really not an ordinary pig. Hadron, tell me what's going on. Uncle Liu Zhongdao.

A month ago, one day when I was resting in the yard, I heard a faint voice shouting, Qiangzi, Qiangzi, you come here. I was surprised at the time, this voice had never been heard before, it was not like the voice of a normal person. I searched back and forth, but I didn't find anyone calling me. I heard movement in the pigsty, went to the pigsty and looked at it, and found that the pig was lying directly on the pigpen, and when he saw me passing, he stared at me, and then spoke directly, Qiangzi, do you want gold, I know where there is gold. It scared me to the ground, and it took me a while to recover. When I went to the pigsty, I found that the pig was sleeping in it again. I thought it was a dream, but on the night of the 15th of this month, the pig shouted the same thing again. I don't dare to talk nonsense about this kind of thing, I can only tell your uncle and Uncle Guo, they don't believe it. Liu Qiang said.

"What you're saying is a bit bizarre, how can a pig talk." Second uncle Liu Guodao.

"Second, it's possible, I've heard the older generation say that pigs will speak human words when they grow pig sand balls. After the pig hair will fade, just look at whether there are pig sand balls in the pig's belly. Uncle admonished.

"Uncle, what are pig sand balls?" Feng Shi hurriedly asked

"I don't know exactly what the pig sand pills are, but I guess it's the same as a dog with a dog treasure. But when I was a child, I heard the older generation say that this thing is a treasure of Taoist priests, but it is rare. "Uncle just heard about it

After a while, the pig's hair had faded, and then the master who killed the pig began to open the pig's intestines, only to see him holding a smaller kitchen knife, sliding from the pig's neck to the pig's belly, and then out of the internal organs. My aunt had already prepared the basin and packed all the entrails. The uncle is not afraid of dirty, so he picks up the pig's large intestine and starts squeezing, slowly squeezing out all the things in the intestines. And then slowly groping for something in these things.