"Chang'e?"

Looking at the avatar shaken out by WeChat, Shi Fan pinched the person in pain, "Nima, if you are Chang'e, I am the Jade Rabbit, no, I am Sun Wukong, I will kill you with a stick." ”

"Hmm, that's not right!" Just about to close WeChat, Shi Fan suddenly stopped again, looking at the cloud sideburns on the avatar, and the woman with jade bones and ice muscles was even more painful, "Your uncle, this is too realistic." ”

The woman on the avatar has snow muscles and jade arms, wide sleeves fluttering, and what is inserted in the cloud temples?Uh...... The legendary Golden Step?

"Fake, absolutely fake. ”

Shi Fan shook his head speechlessly, women in this year, if they want to be famous, they want to go crazy, how many times do they have to grind their skin to have this effect?

"Hey!" "It's not easy to make a date now, you have to have a pair of fiery eyes, otherwise it's easy to be deceived by PS technology, mobile phone smart whitening technology, you can make you white even if you're black, uh...... No, it's a white woman, face slimming technology, I'm afraid you can be a fair lady even if you are O'Neill.

"Who are you?" asked the woman in WeChat.

"Then who are you?" Shi Fan kept in mind that dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when you meet, you must not easily reveal your name, address or something, you must ask the other party first, and confirm that it is not an acquaintance, after all, the news about dating your own daughter has been reported, let alone an acquaintance.

"I'm Chang'e!"

"Load, keep loading. Shi Fan pinched the middle of the person hard.

"Xiaoxian is Chang'e, may I ask which immortal you are?"

"Snake spirit disease!" Shi Fan snapped on his mobile phone, where did the female madman who popped up, and Chang'e, don't you say that it is the queen mother, the head of all the fairies in the heavenly court, how tall and tall, if you fail to find a girlfriend again, it is unlucky.

"What is snake spirit disease?" In front of the Guanghan Palace, a fairy with fluttering sleeves and ice beauty looked at the cold night sky with a blank face.

"Shi Fan, don't pretend to be dead, hurry up and get up, Yao Zhu is still waiting for you to. A noisy shout suddenly sounded in Shi Fan's ears.

"Huh?" Shi Fan opened his eyes suddenly, and there was a circle of people around him, both men and women, who were looking at him with pitiful eyes.

"It turned out to be a dream just now, I said it was so realistic. Shi Fan realized that he was dreaming just now, and he quickly recalled that today was Yao Zhu's birthday, and she specially held a birthday party, inviting many classmates and friends, and Shi Fan was among the people who were invited.

In the middle of the dance, Yao Zhu invited herself into her room to visit, but Shi Fan saw Yao Zhu changing clothes, and the woman was rude, which attracted all the classmates who accused and ridiculed Shi Fan.

Being accused and ridiculed is not the most important, the most important thing is that as we all know, Shi Dashao is impotent and can't do anything, this is the most fatal, when everyone arrives, Yao Zhu said directly, "You still dare to come and peek at the old lady, I just agree, can you sleep with me?"

One sentence, just one sentence, Shi Dashao ran out of power.

was first accused of indecent manners, then ridiculed and despised by others, and many onlookers, Shi Fan completely fainted under the anger of his heart, and as a result, he dreamed that he shook Chang'e.

"Shi Fan, you toad want to eat swan meat, right? You actually broke into Zhuzhu's room to peek at her changing clothes? I don't know how many catties and taels I have, do you think you are still the eldest young master of the Shi family, you are now a fallen phoenix, you are not as good as a chicken?"

The one who spoke was a young man with a proud face and an Armani suit, his name was Song Yuanqing, he was a gentleman, and at the same time as he spoke, Song Yuanqing stepped forward and hugged Yao Zhu's not too thin waist, indicating the possession of this woman, and it was also a disguised blow to Shi Fan, the person you fancy is already someone else's woman, can that not be a blow?

"Haha, that's it, you really think that you are still the unrivaled Shi Da Shao, you are just an abandoned son of the family, a waste that no one even looks for a girlfriend to pick up you!" There was laughter around him again.

Yao Zhu made a sweet appearance, leaned on Song Yuanqing's arms, snuggled up to him and walked a few steps forward, looked at Shi Fan who was still lying on the ground with disdain, and sneered arrogantly: "Shi Fan, I tell you the truth now, I specially invited you in, specially let you see Miss Ben change clothes, and then humiliate you to your heart's content, do you know why?"

Yao Zhu broke free from Song Yuanqing's arms, walked around Shi Fan, and sneered: "Because you are a natural impotence, you are sexually impotent, I heard that you are pitiful there, so my family Yuanqing is not afraid of any misdeeds from you, so I boldly invited you to come, just to humiliate you, you really dare to come, I just agreed to sleep with you, can you go?"

"Can you go up, can you go up?" echoed in Shi Fan's ears over and over again, like thunder bombarding his eardrums, he fainted just now because of this, this is definitely a slap in the face for an inhumane man, and it is a heavy blow.

Impotence is Shi Fan's eternal nightmare, in a physical examination, he was found to have this hidden disease, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and I don't know who spread this matter, as a result, Shi Fan is impotence spread all over the capital overnight, making the Shi family feel embarrassed, the Shi family in the infighting did a DNA test, on the grounds that he is not the Shi family's species, abandoned Shi Fan, anyway, this matter is controlled by them, whether it is the Shi family's species or not, who really knows.

In the end, the Shi family arranged for him to fend for himself at Zhonghai University, and he didn't even give much living expenses, and he completely became an abandoned son of the family.

Because of this incident, Shi Fan began to blow himself up, and those gentlemen who were respectful to him when he was the eldest young master also began to laugh at him in turn, looking for opportunities to ridicule him, this Song Yuanqing is one of them.

For some reason, Shi Fan, who fell after being abandoned by his family, had a clear mind after having that strange dream, swept away his previous decadence, and stood up indifferently.

His eyes swept to Yao Zhu, and the woman in front of him was wearing a thin light gauze dress, her skin was faintly visible, and a few tight thin straps between her buttocks and abdomen were faintly visible.

"You can see thongs in public, wearing such a revealing woman, such a woman who doesn't know self-love, how could I, Shi Fan, be blind and interested in her?" Shi Fan couldn't believe his previous actions.

Just because he is impotent, ridiculed by others, and has strong self-esteem, Shi Fan wants to find a girlfriend to prove himself as soon as possible, so he will shake WeChat, the purpose is to find a girlfriend as soon as possible and cover up his flaws. As a result, he was taken by Yao Zhu at the ball, telling Shi Fan to be his girlfriend and bringing him to his room, and the others appeared at the right time, and Shi Fan fell into their trap.

Shi Fan only now understands that this Yao Zhu has been involved with Song Yuanqing for a long time, and I am afraid that everything today is instructed by Song Yuanqing, otherwise how dare she Yao Zhu?

"Hehe!" Song Yuanqing looked at Shi Fan with a smug smile on his face, "Shi Fan, Master Shi, aren't you very majestic? Women hug each other back and forth, I don't know how many Fan, why are you worried about your girlfriend now?

The slap in the face, Chi Guoguo's slap in the face, is nothing to ordinary people, but for a man who can't be human, it is tantamount to being slapped heavily.

"Haha!" There was another burst of laughter around him, and both men and women were full of disdain.

"Shi Fan, if you really have the ability, go and put Yao Zhu on and prove to us that you are not a waste. There were constantly people giggling and laughing, and the smiling faces were like hideous devils trying to drown Shi Fan at this moment.