Chapter 62: Calculated
Qu Fattou hummed happily while eating, "This time it's about the same, salty and light, maybe it didn't taste like it just now!" ”
I avoided the foaming ideas that flew out when he spoke, and nodded and said, "The taste is really good, if there is another bottle of thousand-year-old wine, it will be more beautiful" Saying that, I stretched my legs under the wooden table, trying to make myself sit more comfortable, but I didn't expect something to kick me down when the wooden few times, and rolled to the side of Qu Fat's legs and stopped, Qu Fattou looked down and picked it up, it was a white porcelain bottle sealed with mud.
"What is this?" Qu Fattou shook the porcelain vase, "It seems to contain something?" ”
My heart moved, and I thought to myself: Isn't it really such a coincidence, what do you want?
Qu Fattou didn't wait for me to say hello, stretched out his fingers and knocked on the sealing mud of the porcelain bottle, the bottle mouth opened, and a rich aroma of wine instantly rushed out.
"My mother! It's really a wine mile! Qu Fat's head was so shocked that even Chen Hudan's speech came out.
I saw Qu Fattou lift the porcelain bottle and pour a big mouthful on his neck, and after pouring it, he wiped his mouth with his teeth and popped out two words: "Good wine!" ”
My throat moved when I listened, and I hurriedly snatched the porcelain bottle from the hand of the goods and took a sip, this wine has a soft and mellow taste, not choking or stinging, and the aroma is rich. Sure enough, it is a good old wine on the bottle.
It's good now, there is wine and meat, and I and Qu Fattou ate heartily, and I forgot what a strange place the two of us were sitting in, eating strange meat, and drinking what a strange wine.
There is a lot of meat in the copper tripod, it looks like a whole pork has been stewed into it, the meat is fat and greasy, I just ate the first piece and felt very fragrant, after eating a few pieces, my stomach was full of nausea.
Qu Fattou didn't care about the big fat slices, and he didn't give up after scooping up the meat pieces on it, picked up the Tang knife I was putting aside, and poked into the broth in the copper tripod to continue to fork the meat below.
"It's almost okay, your dog's eating appearance is also a little cold, do you remember to eat stewed rabbit at Tiger Egg's house? If you eat it, you have a loose stomach, and that tastes" I grinned and muttered to the fat head.
Qu Fattou was sweating profusely, his mouth was full of oil, and he didn't care about talking to me at all. I felt my stomach twitch just by looking at his big oily mouth, and I simply turned my head to stop looking at his stumbling appearance.
After the five internal organs temple was full of wine and food, I burped and lay on the floor, but I muttered in my heart, where did this stew and wine come from? Could it really be that someone is specially prepared to give us a pick-up?
Can't it, I don't know anyone in this deep palace compound, and I haven't heard Qu Fattou say that he has relatives, is it the "dead fat man" who is pestering Qu Fattou in the middle of the road?
Having said that, since we entered that jade gate, we haven't seen any living creatures in this deep palace compound, so where did this stewed pork come from? I don't know if I have passed the quarantine, don't be the sick and dead pork in the black workshop
I was muttering in my heart, so I heard the fat head of the qu on the other side speak, "What, Da Baihuo, let's pack up the rest of this food and take it away." ”
I listened to it and scolded with a smile: "Your dog eats and drinks all and takes it all, this is a typical fucking devil three-light policy!" ”
Qu Fattou pursed his lips and replied seriously: "We don't know how long it will take to be in this ghost place, so we have to be prepared for a protracted battle, eat and drink more, and be prepared." Besides, we can't just drink wine and eat meat by ourselves. Although Chen Hudan, the dog, doesn't know where to run a marathon on the road, we can't ignore it, we have to bring him a portion of this stewed pork. ”
As soon as I heard that Qu Fat's ideological consciousness was quite high, I was still thinking about my comrades, and I was about to praise a few words verbally, but I didn't expect that the following words of the dog day almost choked me up!
"Da Bai is also practical, quickly take off your coat, Lao Tzu can go out to fish for meat and pack it."
The corners of my mouth twitched when I listened, "I knew that your dog didn't have a good eye!" In this cold and cold place, Lao Tzu is shivering in the cold in a cotton jacket! Your dog is still thinking about taking off Lao Tzu's clothes! ”
"Okay, if there is still a whole piece of cloth on Lao Tzu's body, who will care about your torn clothes? Stop talking nonsense, take it off! Qu Fat Head muttered to me with a wine burp.
Only then did I notice that half of the clothes on Qu Fat's head were left when I didn't know what to do, and they were still tattered, probably when they were fighting with the female corpse of Yongdao. The two trouser legs were also torn off from the thighs, allowing the dog to tear them into strips of cloth and tie them to the jade mat behind him.
This product is now like wearing a bikini, and the shape is like a striptease in the wild team when the county town rushes to the temple fair, and it is indescribably cold!
Qu fat head this behavior, I watched crying and laughing for a long time speechless, and then looked at this thing with a Tang knife and fork and a piece of fat staring at my pitiful appearance, after the most I had to shake my head helplessly, reached out and took off my coat and threw it to him.
When I took off my coat, I was left with a big sleeveless vest on my upper body, and I only felt a chill pressing towards me.
Trembling, I thought about moving towards the brazier.
I had just lifted my butt and before I could move my body, I suddenly felt something cold fall on my shoulder. Reach out and touch it, sticky and whirring, and then take your hand to your eyes and take a closer look, it is red like blood!
Seeing the blood on my hands, I couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously looked up at Lu. I saw something strange hanging from the roof of the building.
I panicked, and hurriedly picked up the flashlight and shone it on the head, and the flashlight shone through, clearly revealing the thing hanging from the roof of the building.
Now I can see clearly, there is a beast's head hanging from it, with a large mouth and fangs, and strange eyes and horns, which is the head of the pig-bodied monster sheep.
The eyes on the strange sheep's head were lifeless, staring at me and the fat head below with a hideous face, and blood dripping from its wide open mouth from time to time
"Yo ho! Why did this animal run up there, and there was only a sheep's head and a pig's body left? Qu Fattou looked up at the hanging strange sheep's head, raised his eyebrows and smiled at me.
I looked down at the remaining pieces of meat in the copper tripod and muttered "pig body monster sheep pig body pork"
After a few words, I turned my head sharply, leaned over and spit out. I kind of understand, dare to love this copper tripod stewed in this pig body monster sheep body! I said where did the pork stew come from, it turned out to be this disgusting animal!
Qu Fattou saw that I couldn't stop vomiting when I climbed on the ground, and he smiled evilly: "Big white life, big white life!" When your dog also has Lao Tzu's way, in fact, Lao Tzu has already seen the sheep's head, or I can't just grab meat and eat it, right? ”
I shook my hand at him, and continued to vomit without raising my head, secretly scolding this fat head in my heart!
He himself followed the smell of blood, I am afraid that he would have seen the sheep's head on the top a long time ago, and the dog's day knew that I didn't dare to eat the meat of the pig-fleshed monster sheep, and he didn't tell me, I don't understand it!
It took me a long time to straighten up, my throat and eyes were still bubbling with sour water, and I retched twice at Qu Fat's head.
"Almost!" Qu Fattou glared at me, flashed to the side and said, "Aren't I also thinking about you, telling you that this meat belongs to this animal, and your dog still eats it?" Where do you get the physical strength to continue looking for tiger eggs without eating? This is not human flesh, and if it is human flesh, then it will be a big supplement! ”
I also know that the fat head of Lu Daoqu did not tell me the truth because of his good intentions, but the pig's body and the strange sheep are indeed hateful, and I am really disgusted when I think of eating the meat of this animal
"Your dog's life is going to be my life!" I hummed weakly.
"Just eat a few more pieces, it's not a big deal, isn't it the same as pork." Qu Fattou said as he forked the meat from the copper tripod with a Tang knife, "You see your dog vomited all the food he just ate, and then eat some to replenish his strength." As he spoke, he handed me a large piece of meat from the fork.
I stared at the meat handed over by Qu Fattou, the corners of my mouth twitched, and my throat said, "Wow... He was speechless, and after the last moment, he stretched his neck violently and sprayed a mouthful of filth on the fat head of the canal.
"Holy shit! Big White Live! I don't want you to retaliate like this! Qu Fattou avoided the dirt I squirted and scolded: "Lao Tzu is kind enough to let you eat ......"
At this time, Qu Fattou also saw the piece of meat forked on the Tang knife clearly, and leaned over and vomited with a "wow" sound......