Chapter 854: This Mess

The monastic order, led by William, was a very interesting organization.

Its xìng nature is exactly what its name says – hermitage.

Not asking about the world, not interfering in the outside world, and not intervening in the lives of ordinary people as "aliens", the members who join the hermit must do the above three things in order to obtain the protection of the hermitage, and the protection of the hermitage is precisely the greatest meaning of the existence of this organization, although it does not participate in any external fighting, but pursues the principle of protecting all members, of course, provided that the members can pass the test.

This organization was originally more like a place for the "aliens" to huddle together for warmth, in the stormy era, in the church still hunted werewolves and vampires, regarded the aliens as the contractor of the demons, and the aliens, werewolves, vampires and other similar aliens themselves formed groups to fight separately, there were always some people who were tired of fighting, and William, who was traveling around the world at that time, met many such war-weary, and decided to unite them and establish an organization called the Moonlight Hermitage, Of course, this organization has nothing to do with your spending habits of spending two months' wages a month, and it has nothing to do with the Xunshan Hermitage Society, in fact, it can be regarded as a monster club, and it is also the oldest of the surviving monster clubs in the world today.

Now that time has passed, the Moonlight Hermitage has not changed much, it still adheres to the ancient code of not participating in any fighting, and provides protection and help to all the "aliens" who have passed the test, it seems to be a humanitarian organization in the Dark World, neutral and biased towards justice, the leader of the Hermitage has always been the werewolf William, this werewolf with a high reputation in the Dark World has accumulated amazing wealth and contacts when he traveled around the world, so that his organization can stand on the earth in every sense, William gives us a long list of the names of some of the people who helped in the establishment of the monastic order.

I can't say this list casually, but it's okay to pick a few names from it to scare you: Li Shimin, Elizabeth I, Zhu Yuanzhang, Zaifeng, Churchill, Du Yuesheng, Hitler, and **......

I think this list is quite delicious, and it should be no problem for an adult with normal three views to eat two and a half pounds of quick relief on this list.

"The people on the list did help the monastics, but they didn't know what to do," explained William the Werewolf, "I got acquainted with these people, and then tricked them into giving them money or finding 'people', and they didn't know what their money was going to end up with, so this list is the name of this group that could not have been put together." Elizabeth I, for example, she didn't know about my werewolf status, but I saved her once, so I was given a big bounty, which was eventually used to renovate the hermitage castle, so I wrote her name. ”

I was okay with this explanation, but I was still shocked by Hitler's name.

"I don't like him," William frowned, "while he was a good leader to the Germans, he was a disaster to the humans, so I managed to convince him that I could find a magical soldier power-up potion for him, and that it was easy for a werewolf to show the power to overturn a tank, and I cheated him out of a lot of money." ”

"He has a share of the credit for the defeat of the German army," Lin Xue commented, she still respects William, an old-timer in the dark world, "There are more than a dozen German tanks in his castle, and I don't give him what I ask him for." ”

At the time of the first action of Great Love Boundless, we had an understanding of the "aliens" of the dark world that were native to the earth, and even on the earth that seemed particularly peaceful, there were a large number of intricate special races, but at the beginning, Great Love Boundless was completely playing around with a foul attitude, and we didn't know much about this strange and interesting special society, so to speak, except for the young organization of Lin Xue's ability group, Our understanding of the dark forces on the earth is still at the level of novels, and this acquaintance with William can be regarded as giving everyone a more reliable understanding of this special society, especially shallow: she finally has the opportunity to satisfy her gossip fire.

We found that William was a particularly peaceful person, his xìng style and his identity were completely inconsistent, although there was only less than a day of contact, this werewolf who spoke a strong Tangshan dialect, knew Chinese history well, and could chat with anyone without barriers gave us a deep impression, and the appearance he showed was really not in line with the identity of a werewolf, let alone his name of "earl" (albeit self-proclaimed), but how to say, this temper is tǐng's taste to our taste- The members of the imperial family are all five or three without a score, and it doesn't seem to be a big deal to have an extra werewolf count like the second uncle next door.

Towards the end of the evening, William had fully recovered his strength, and was accustomed to the awkward feeling caused by the bracelet in his hand constantly suppressing his werewolf blood, and he was already so curious about the werewolf that he invited William to stay for a light meal as the head of the family, and even Ding Ling and Lin Feng, who were going to go to Shadow City for treatment in the afternoon, also stayed together, so a few of us began to squat on the sofa and talk about the mountains when we were idle and bored.

At this time, William was telling about his great achievements.

"At that time, it happened to be the winter in Siberia, but the most difficult season, what was the concept of exile in Siberia? I'll tell you this, prisoners, beheading, not a drop of blood will be shed, because the blood will not be frozen, and people in that place will not survive - of course, it is better now, but at that time, going to Siberia was looking for death. It was in the coldest winter that I was exiled to Siberia...... Well, it's exile, werewolves are powerful, but werewolves can't unify the world because humans have more powerful things, and the tsar has a paladin unit dedicated to dealing with 'demons', I can't beat them, and I'm almost cursed. I shouldn't have gone it alone.

But after all, I am one of the most powerful werewolf leaders in the world, and after half a year, I have unified all the canines in Siberia......"

"Then you send a Siberian wolf to send a message to the Tsar, saying that if he doesn't end his exile, you will incite all of Russia's canines to defecate in the open in Moscow," Lin Xue rolled her eyes and took it, "You told this story, and then the wolf was eaten as soon as it came out of the snowfield." ”

"Chinikov is a brave wolf," William raised his hand in a mournful tone to draw a cross, "but I forgot that most of the Russian civilians living near Siberia were illiterate at that time, and the sign I hung around his neck was of no use." ”

"Then how did you get out of Siberia? Those paladins have been xxx on the snowy border, right? ”

William shrugged: "Half a month later, the October Revolution broke out, and the paladins began to be removed from the cathedrals guarding various places......"

Chinikov died unjustly.

"By the way, there shouldn't be any taboos for werewolves to eat, right?" My sister, who was helping Anvena prepare lunch in the kitchen, suddenly came in and shouted, interrupting Werewolf Brother's bragging, "Do you have any other preferences?" We have the best maid in the world, and her cooking skills are not easy to enjoy. ”

Anvina's little head came out of the wall in the next second, with a shy look on her face: "It's not enough, to become a perfect maid, Anvina needs to work harder." ”

"......Ghosts," William paused for a moment, then shook his head in relief, "There are ghosts in my castle, but they are not as smart as this one, you are really worthy of great love, and you have brought me too many surprises." ”

Then he raised his voice again and shouted in the direction of the kitchen: "Please try to keep it simple, except for dog meat and wolf meat, I can accept it, preferably with ribs!" ”

Looking back and seeing our strange gaze, the werewolf brother looked at us embarrassedly: "Eating habits, when I was young, I still liked to eat big bones raw, but now I have changed." ”

We continue to look and salute.

"Well, can you hear me?"

At this moment, an unfamiliar voice suddenly came from my spiritual connection, which surprised me a little, and after reacting for a while, I was sure that it was Ding Ling talking, but this time it didn't sound as hoarse as usual, it seemed to be the original voice before her voice mutated, Ding Ling could also talk to our spirits, this skill was taught to her by Lin Xue.

"What's wrong?"

I replied quietly in a spiritual connection.

"Let William senior...... Here, okay? You usually seem to try not to interact with ordinary people, right? ”

"What do you say," I laughed in my heart, it turned out that this little girl who was a little too big was worried about this just now, she was much more responsible than a certain eldest lady, although she was worried very badly, "In order not to be violent, we usually find a box to put ourselves up?" It's also not a military exclusion zone. But you still have Lin Feng, I have to ask, how many people in your ability group have shown disease? ”

"There are no statistics yet," Ding Ling said in a gloomy mood, "As of the latest data at nine o'clock this morning, in the nine hours since the eruption of lunar energy, seventy percent of the members of the organization have reported abnormalities in their bodies, and this number is almost refreshed every five minutes. ”

I covered my forehead and lay on the armrest of the sofa and beckoned to Qianqian: "How many people can you use at one time for your great love?" ”

"I don't know what to say," shallow blinked in a daze, "At that time, I was looking for 'idle personnel' in logistics, and later added a group of guards under Ding Dong, about a few thousand." ”

Because there was William as a guest at the scene, some of the words could not be said too clearly, and even the shallow knew this, so she used the words "idle personnel" and "jingle guards" instead of "Imperial orderly" and "heroic soldiers", and my heart crackled and added up.

The great love composed of thousands of humanoid self-propelled weapons is boundless, if you want to talk about combat effectiveness, it is completely no problem to sweep the world, but killing people is not the same as saving people, a terminator can carry a six-barreled machine gun to overturn a reinforced company, but a Hua Tuo can't operate on people at the same time while he is alive, right?

Now the situation has deteriorated, according to known theories, ninety percent of the "aliens" on the modern earth are the remnants of the Atlantean civilization of the past, that is to say, all have ancient genetic memories, and the explosion of lunar energy is enough for these "aliens" to wake up their ancient genes of hostile attack alarm, I don't know how many special abilities and demons and monsters on the whole earth combined, but it must far exceed the number of people with boundless love.

And what's more troublesome is that these aliens can't use a unified treatment method, the Atlantean civilization created as many as a thousand kinds of biochemical monsters, these intricate genes have been mutated to the present, so they are not the same after being exposed to lunar energy radiation, and the energy suppression methods and purification energy levels required are also different, and the best result of batch manufacturing hundreds of thousands of vaccines for their unified distribution is that the earth has ushered in another complete era of the end of the law, All the people with special functions died, and then I was punished by my sister for kneeling on the radiator, and I had to write a review of more than 3,000 words......

Speaking of Jingle Bell, I haven't seen her for a long time today, and the little thing ran around alone when William came over in the morning because he wasn't interested in our topic, and I don't know where he went.

"Who is the most idle on our hands now?"

I patted Sandora, who was sitting next to me, waiting for the meal to begin, and asked in a low voice.

Since the situation has escalated, let's transfer some people from Shadow City to help, I really didn't expect that what I thought was another shallow game would have an unexpectedly complicated tendency. The world's aliens are on a rampage, if you don't get it, it's the end of the world, and the Americans can't save the world this time - their X-Men and Hulk are sedatives at home at this time.

"The most idle? Do you still need to ask? ”

Sandora rolled her eyes, "Who better than your jolly youkai?" ”

I suddenly slapped my head and realized.

At this moment, the meal was served, and we ended our discussion about the peace of the world, and began to greet the meal to eat, William let the table in front of him the same meal as the state banquet and the six rice cookers in front of Sandora drop his jaw, and I stood up and shouted "Jingle Bell!" Jingling! Come out to eat! ”

Jingle Bell will not run far, and no matter where to play, as long as I greet her when it is time to eat, she will appear, this is the tacit understanding between the pet and the owner, this time is no exception, a few seconds later, Ding Dong's sharp and thin voice came out from the utility room: "Drive!" Drive! Clank is a knight! Drive! ”

The small lattice under the door of the utility room was the special entrance and exit of Jingle Bell, and the little guy ran out of it on a big golden retriever rat that he had caught out of nowhere, and the rat still had a reins on it.

Me: "......"

Ding Ling and Lin Xue went to the table on the spot, and Qianqian was stunned for a while, breaking a small piece of flower roll and preparing to feed the mouse - this girl is a strange girl.

Ding Dong didn't realize it, and in the horrified eyes of everyone, she rode the big mouse she caught around the table, whining and shouting something in her mouth as she ran, and I listened to it for a long time before I understood that she was reciting the famous sayings of Julius Caesar and Xiang Yu - but the question was which of these two rode the rat on the expedition?

"Stop making trouble!"

I laughed and bent down to grab Jingle Bell on the table, her mount mouse was scurrying around like crazy next to my chair tuǐ, this golden retriever rat has surprised me very much, it is normal for it to obey Dingdong's orders as a creature, but now that Dingdong has left its side, it is not normal for this unlucky thing to not run away, Lin Xue and Ding Ling have already jumped from the table to the chair, and now looking at the big lady who is about to magnify the move, I found out for the first time that the eldest lady who is so powerful and domineering is afraid of mice.

To William's surprise, except for these two girls, the rest of the girls were not afraid of mice: Asa was still holding a flower roll there to name the mouse.

"Where did you catch the rats! It's not dirty. ”

My sister glanced helplessly at Jingle Bell, who was jumping between cups and plates, ready to expel the intruder.

"It's not a mouse! It's a clank's mount! It's called Pikachu II! Jingle Bell whispered softly as he waved a toothpick, then reached out and pointed to the window, "Pikachu!" Sortie! ”

"Squeak!" The golden retriever immediately stood up and saluted, teleported to the window, waved his paw and scratched the glass, and suddenly a thunderbolt at least one meter thick pierced the sky, leaving a bright river in the evening sky that could not be dissipated for a few seconds.

"Squeak!"

Pikachu teleported back in a retreat, picking up the flower roll that he had thrown at him and enjoying it slowly.

We: "......"

William: "...... I...... I definitely don't ask, but what the hell is this little thing......"

"Boom!"

Werewolf Brother was half scorched on the ground.

No creature in this world is allowed to slap and feed God and disrespect words, and those who violate it will be punished by thunder for blasphemy, and will be deducted from 60% of their health and 15 minutes of weakness, except for our family, it will be effective, this is the authority of the legendary god.

"Won't hang up, will you?"

Ding Ling glanced at the werewolf brother cautiously, and then looked at the jingle bell that summoned the golden retriever mouse to the dining table and was riding the mouse all over the table, "God? ”

"Yes, God!" Tinker Bell rode the rat around, while Lilina had already begun to pray before the meal, and the pseudo-Lori goddess folded her hands in front of the xiōng, reverently chanting, "Thank my lord Tinker Bell for giving me vinegared shredded potatoes." ”

Ding Dong took the other party and peeled the peanuts for her, and generally fed half of them to the mice and nibbled them herself: "Xie Lu Xie Lilina peeled peanuts for Ding Dong!" ”

"This messy ......"

I clutched my head and choked speechlessly, Tinker Bell found a new toy, and this time it was a mouse, even though it was a rat that could cause thunder, it was still a mouse, and I was afraid that the house was going to be very lively again. William also woke up at this time, he glanced at Ding Dong with a distorted expression, and his tone was very auspicious: "I think I didn't leave in the afternoon It was a huge mistake......

"Pay attention to confidentiality, it's not normal to have boundless love."

Lin Feng muttered to him in a low voice.

Lin Xue began to continue to hunt down his younger brother, and William shrugged: "Zhilu Dao - thank Jesus for giving me sauerkraut tofu......"

"Boom!"

I was stunned for a moment, and then beckoned everyone to dinner, and Lilina sighed: "Ya said the wrong name, and it was in front of God, according to the unit, he should say thank you to Lilina." ”

I continued to hold my head and choke speechlessly: "This mess ......" RO!.