Section 733 Celebrities
Kailas's presenter abilities are clearly available at any time. Perhaps out of professional habit, his eyes are sharp, and his tone of voice, although gentle, has a clear haughty: "It's rare to see a special guest like you who goes directly on stage without makeup. Hehe! Don't get me wrong, I don't say this in the slightest disparagement, or contempt. You have to understand that if you sit in the seat in front of the camera, there will be a lot of spotlights coming straight through. The effect of makeup will be very prominent at that time. ”
Su Hao looked at Kailas's actions, moved towards the back of the sofa, and said lightly, "I don't like things that are made up the day after tomorrow." Aren't many advertisements featuring "green" and "natural" as the main cards? ”
It's a disguised mockery of makeup, and Kailas can certainly hear the implications. His gaze narrowed slightly, but the smile on his face did not change. He took out a piece of paper folded in half from his jacket pocket and handed it over: "Everyone has their own interests and hobbies, and stubbornness is inevitable. Hehe! So, let's talk about something else. Well, here's a list of questions, and I think you'd better take a look at it before you get on stage. ”
Su Hao took it and opened it.
This is a page with a list of frequently asked questions. It's a lot, and it's also miscellaneous. More formal topics include career, personality, position, etc. The biased aspect is mainly the exploration of private fetishes. There are also some messy questions. For example, under what circumstances did your parents meet? What do you know about hens laying eggs? Do you think there is a connection between ant genes and human genes, etc...... All in all, it's messy, and there is no pattern at all.
Su Hao shook the piece of paper and asked, "Is this the question you want to use as a problem to make it difficult for me when I come to power later?" ”
"No, no, no! Absolutely not. ”
Kailas looked very sincere: "It's just to prepare you in advance. You know, it's an entertainment show that runs for more than four hours. It's not easy to attract the audience enough for such a long time. We need all kinds of questions, and we need you to answer them. As long as the audience is happy, the game between us can continue. Please note that this is a game. A game of interaction between you and me, as well as between you and the audience. ”
"Games?"
Su Hao returned the piece of paper to Kailas noncommittally, and said coldly: "Just for a game, you called me all the way from the border of the empire." Do you think I'm a puppet that you can manipulate at will on stage? ”
"Huh! It's weird, how could you have such an idea? ”
Kaylas laughed out loud, "It's the first time I've met someone as funny as you." It's true! You're completely different from previous show guests. You should have watched our show, every time the guests on stage are either imperial officials, or rich businessmen and aristocrats. Seriously, I hate these guys. They are bloodsuckers lying on civilians, and I like to mock them casually on TV shows. By the way, in last year's show, we also invited a logistics minister from the Wehrmacht. His appearance is terrible, he doesn't know anything, and he simply answers questions that are not asked. The show made everyone laugh, and it worked wonderfully. ”
Su Hao looked at him calmly: "The meaning of the show, just to amuse? ”
Kailas put away the smile on his face, but his attitude remained calm: "Don't get me wrong, I don't mean that in the slightest. I just want to tell you that this program is designed for the Oviado City tragedy. I don't know exactly what your role is in that. But you can see that you are a pure soldier, completely different from the guys who came to power in the past. I don't want you to be the laughing stock of the audience, but I can't help it, that's what I do. I just hope you will cooperate with me. Of course, I will also give you preferential treatment on various issues. If you help you, you help me. It's good for everyone. ”
Su Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at Kailas, who looked calm: "It's that simple? That's what you want to say to me? ”
"Otherwise, what do you think would be there?"
Kailas spread his hands and made a very helpless movement: "I'm not a big star in the eyes of ordinary people, in fact, I'm just an ordinary show host." At most, it is more well-known and the ratings are a little stronger. The guys on the TV station could replace me at any time. I have to bow down in front of them, and pat myself respectfully. Seriously, this kind of thing is embarrassing for everyone. But it can't be helped, the world is like this, you have to give up your dignity at some point and submit to reality. ”
As he spoke, Kailas looked at the clock hanging on the wall, and smiled again, "It's almost time, you should prepare a little." Don't be so nervous, the stage is not a boxing ring, and the audience will just whistle and shout at you. Hehe! You have to learn to adapt. ”
Su Hao nodded lightly: "I hope so." ”
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The corridor leading to the live broadcast room is long. Along the way, there were staff members in TV station uniforms everywhere. They walked in front to clear the way for Su Hao, and when they came to a tightly closed gate, they asked Su Hao to stop. One stares at the watch hanging from his chest, the other at the information screen stuck on his arm. On the screen, Kaylas is waving up to the audience, saying the opening words that are essential for every episode. The atmosphere was very lively, with lights and music constantly bombarding people's glasses and ears. As the dancing girls left, the entire stage became empty and calm again, and Kailas, dressed in gorgeous costumes, raised her hands in the air and turned around, directing the light to the closed door behind her.
"It's your turn."
Su Hao heard the staff next to him say this: "Unlucky guy, good luck!" 1, 2, 3, go for it! ”
When entering the studio along the corridor, Su Hao only felt that the dazzling white light was shining directly from all directions, and he felt a very uncomfortable vertigo. He instinctively raised his right hand in front of his forehead, and after a few seconds, the sensation faded away, and although the light was still strong, it was barely acceptable. Almost at the same time, Su Hao heard bursts of laughter coming from the audience.
"Our special guest this time is supposed to be from a place where night is longer than day. The lights here were obviously too bright for him. ”
Kailas teased as he walked briskly across the stage, came to Su Hao's side, and guided him to slowly sit on the sofa in front of the camera. When he did this, he did not forget to express his humorous special opinion to the audience: "We should forgive him." When I was a dirt bun and walked into this place for the first time, I was much worse than he is now. ”
The audience erupted in laughter again. Su Hao saw that many people were happy and couldn't spend. God knows what they're laughing at. Perhaps, these guys have a special ingredient in their genes that they can laugh at any time.
"Introduction, the special guest of this episode, Major Su Hao. He came from the famous "Iron Warriors" legion and was a highly decorated combat team commander. ”
Kailas first introduced Su Hao to the audience with a stern expression, and then his tone and expression changed: "I also thought about becoming a soldier. It's all this damn society, and the horrible mortgage dunnings from the banks. Seriously, I love military uniforms and I love power armors. Before I put them on, though, I should have worked out my muscles in the gym. Otherwise, I'd be crushed alive by that heavy piece of steel. ”
The audience continued to laugh. At a very close distance, Su Hao even heard a man with oily hair and a powdery face shouting at him: "This guy is a machine guy, when he stands in the toilet to pee, you will find that all the liquid that flows out is engine oil!" Hahahaha! Oil! Oil! ”
If the time and place were changed, Su Hao believed that he would definitely beat this man so hard that he didn't even know his parents.
"The focus of this episode is on the military."
A deep smile filled Kailas's face covered with various makeup: "The main legion has always been very mysterious, and Major Su Hao is also the first legion member we invited. Can you tell me what is your job? ”
Su Hao glanced at Kailas deeply and said calmly, "Of course, it's to guard against those dark creatures. The main thing is that they appear, and so is our work. ”
Kailas smiled and asked, "What's the most common way to do this?" For example, Major, when you meet a dark warrior on your daily patrol, will you greet him? ”
Su Hao replied expressionlessly: "I will cut off its head with a chainsaw sword, and then dig out the spar in the brain." ”
As soon as the words came out, many of the audience sitting in the audience became in an uproar. Many women involuntarily covered their mouths with their hands, their eyes full of horror. Although Su Hao's voice was not very loud and his expression was very calm, he could still imagine a bloody picture in his mind about them. /p>
The Inner Realm of the Empire is not a battlefield after all. Although the civilians knew that the dark world was opposed to the Empire, few of them had actually seen the bloody scenes of the dark creatures slaughtering humanity. The last time the Dark World went deep into the hinterland of the empire was tens of thousands of years ago. It has been so long that almost all of the people who have personally experienced the war have grown old, and later people have no intuitive concept of this. There are even those who believe that dark creatures also have the same right to live as themselves. Their understanding and concept of war comes only from film and television.
Kailas guided Su Hao to continue to talk in depth in this regard: "Can you talk about the part about your battle in detail?" What would you do if you were confronted with hordes of dark creatures? ”
"Of course there is not one left, kill them all."
Su Hao had seen a similar question on the previous piece of paper, and he could roughly guess the true motive of Kailas's question at the moment. So he smiled and said in an accentuated tone, "You should try it yourself, fire at the belly of the dark creatures with a shotgun, or cut off their heads with a chainsaw sword." At close range, blood will splash on your face when you break open their bodies. You won't feel scared, you'll just feel thrilled like never before. You'll want to kill them all, regardless of a single qiē. Then, a mandible was dug out of the corpses and placed in the living room as a decoration. ”
The audience suddenly became confused because of Su Hao's words.
"Oh! It's cruel. ”
"It's unbelievable, this is the emperor's style? Shouldn't we be merciful to them? Dark creatures, like us, are advanced intelligent lifeforms. You should love nature and treat every animal fairly. It's so cruel that it's no wonder that the Dark World is our enemy. ”
"What are these savage and stupid guys going to do but use knives and guns? I hate this guy who is a soldier, I hate a qiē garbage in a military uniform! ”
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost inflamed, Kailas quickly changed the subject. Facing the camera, he said in a somber tone: "War is always an extremely heavy topic. Regardless of who is right or wrong, the passing of any life will not be pleasant. It is true that the dark world is our eternal enemy. From the beginning of the empire to the present, we have no way of knowing what has happened in the past. I have no intention of questioning the wisdom and greatness of His Majesty the Emperor, but the war has also caused us great pain and scars. ”
"Now, I'd like to show you a video. Note that this qiē is real, and it happened on the imperial border. ”
Kailas made a mysterious gesture, and a giant holographic screen tens of meters long quickly rose in front of him. In the pale blue light curtain, collapsed buildings, blasted city walls, and a shocking forest of flesh and blood appeared in the square.
"This is Oviado, a small city set on the border of the Empire. A few months ago, it was attacked by dark creatures. It was a very bitter battle, and Oviado's Guardians held out until the last moments. Their opponents are very strong, and the dark creatures that attack the city are thousands and cannot be counted. ”
Kailas's tone was very sensational, and as he introduced, a new image appeared on the screen. It was part of the footage that rescuers recovered from the ruins of Oviado after the incident. There are a lot of surveillance cameras set up in the city to film the scenes of the attack of the dark creatures. Although most of them are clips and disorganized, they look smooth after special editing.
"The City Watch are heroic. They showed extraordinary courage in the face of a formidable enemy. The dark creatures that attacked the city suffered heavy casualties, and they had to rely on specially domesticated antdemons to force down the walls. This is definitely bad news for Oviado. Creatures of darkness rushed into the city like a tidal wave, wreaking havoc. Look here, a dark warrior plunges a longsword into the guardian's body. And here, the terrible ant demon bites a woman in two pieces from the middle. They are so cruel, how fierce. Now, who else thinks that the dark world really has the same power as us to coexist in this world? ”
There was silence. Even Su Hao has to admit that Kailas, the host, is very good at guiding thinking consciousness. The audience, who was originally hostile to Su Hao, changed their minds in front of Oviado's tragic and bloody battle scenes. Many people had their mouths wide open, and their eyes were full of horror and fear. Even those women who used to have a good impression of dark creatures, and can be said to have overflowing love for a qiē creature, no longer had their previous expressions of pity when they saw the human limbs in the picture being stuffed into the mouth of the ant demon and chewed indiscriminately, and they all became frightened, and even covered their eyes with their hands, extremely timid.
"The citizens of Oviado are all good."
Kailas's tone became especially eager, as if the commander was encouraging before the battle: "Look here, a guardian has jumped directly from a building dozens of meters high with a dark creature that has attacked the guard tower. He didn't care about his own life or death, but only thought about dying with his opponent. And here, these mercenaries are fighting to the death and staying in their positions. When the bullets run out, they slash with their knives, then simply pounce on the dark creatures, biting them with their teeth. They are truly brave men who gave their lives to defend their homeland. It was a battle to sing and cry about, and although they did not survive in the end, the spirit and perseverance they showed were enough to be remembered in the annals of history and engraved on the greatest monuments. ”
There was a lot of discussion in the audience.
"These people are so brave."
"The emperor is above, I have never seen such a bloody thing in my life. Those dark creatures are really scary, maybe I was wrong about them before. I should buy a gun when I go back and stock up on a few hundred rounds of ammunition. ”
"What happened to that city, Oviado?"
Su Hao had been silent and sneering alone. He watched the camera sweep over the faces of the self-talking spectators. God knows if these guys are real viewers? Or a specially trained live actor? These expressions and words are completely in line with Kailas's guidance and the changing scenes. All right! Even if their ideas were true, they would have switched too quickly. Could it be that they are all a bunch of puppets who can be manipulated at will on the studio?
"These brave men deserve our respect. This was acknowledged even by the imperial officials who surveyed the scene at the time. ”
Kailas got up from his chair, turned his back to the screen, and shouted to the audience, "I don't want to admit it, but I didn't change the facts." I know many of you feel the same way I do. But I still have to tell you: Oviado has fallen. ”