Chapter 144: Neither Men nor Dogs

Leaving Warehouse Nine, I had some realizations, according to my research, even if a man is a dog, he has to give him bones, and after eating for a long time, he will recognize you as the master, and then keep wagging his tail behind you, but men are not dogs after all, at least they can't walk on all fours.

Is there a way to let a man follow you for the rest of your life?

The answer is yes, that is, he owes him money and does not pay it back!

However, this method is a bit flawed, if the man's condition is not very good, you owe him money and he may keep chasing you, but if it really gets to the point that he wants to vomit when he sees him, he may not care. If he encounters a person who regards money as something outside his body, he doesn't care even if he makes a profit, unless he really has you in his heart and wants to get close to you under the pretext of wanting to get close to you.

So under the condition that there is no money to do with it, my love is obviously at a disadvantage, and I am glad that Diao Chen is really chasing me all the time, but he is not by my side, but in my heart.

So I concluded that no matter whether it is a man or a dog, it will not be borrowed. It's a pity that even if I summarize it well, I have a fart, and I have neither a man nor a dog now.

A few days later, Uncle Diao officially returned to the company, in order to show our admiration for his old man as if it was all that, early in the morning, various departments elected representatives to welcome under the company building, and the battle was almost no red flag waving colorful flags fluttering and singing: "The sea sails by the helmsman, and all things grow by the sun......"

I disdain this kind of formalism, but now I think about it, why don't you usually do things smartly and let the boss worry about dim sum? I can tell you, the boss has built a viaduct in his heart now, if you make trouble in the future, don't let the boss save some snacks, in case the boss has three long and two short, you can eat!

However, Huang Ji did not see it that way, and after pondering for a long time, he said the only big truth he had in his life: "Formalism is the only way for people to realize their self-worth." ”

Therefore, I immediately silently regarded Huang Yi as the only smart fool in the design department.

After waiting for a long time, just when we were about to be frozen into popsicles, Uncle Diao's luxury car finally stopped in front of the building. The general manager of the company, who has always been known for his flattery, personally opened the car door for Uncle Diao, and helped him out, I looked at this situation, if Uncle Diao was riding a horse, I am afraid that he could lie on the ground to make a human flesh stool for Uncle Diao, and then go farther, in case Uncle Diao is really popular with the company's gang of people, let him go to Uncle Diao to make a monument to the king of the eight he does not blink.

"Let's welcome the chairman back to preside over the overall situation with warm applause!" Under the shouting of the general manager, the masses spontaneously and heartily remembered the deafening applause, among which the general manager himself and Huang Yi around me were particularly exaggerated. I don't want to go into detail about what the general manager is like, but I have to talk about this Huang Xuan, as far as the strength of his applause, it is estimated that we have seventeen or eighteen combined without his voice, and it is worth mentioning that the little tears in his eyes that have not taken off the window for a long time have raised the entire pompous performance to the height of Stanislavsky, which shows that as an actor, his self-cultivation is very extraordinary.