Chapter 66: Fire Talisman
I almost fainted, what time was this, and I was still thinking that I could be invited to drink, and it would be interesting to invite me down the Lechuan River with a whip.
As soon as I had such a thought in my mind, the bull head had already thrown the whip and went straight to the sky, and the sky reacted very quickly, flying back directly, and it was able to dodge the whip of the bull's head, which scared me to death, and I was afraid that the whip would be whipped to death.
Seeing that a whip was missed, the bull head was also anxious, followed by the second whip and threw it towards the sky, the corner of the mouth of the sky was crooked, jumped up, and dodged again, laughing at the crooked mouth, saying yes, a few more whips to warm up.
Don't say, that cock bomb looks a bit obscene in my opinion, but it's really handsome!
When will I be able to compete with the bull and the horse like the sky?
I couldn't think about it.
Just as I was thinking about it, the bull's nostrils were spraying rough air, and he had already thrown out the third whip like a brute bull, and he easily dodged it against the sky, not to mention that I was shocked, even the bull's head and horse face felt incredible.
When the ghosts in the Lethe River saw this, they all wept and howled, and stretched out their hands to us, begging against the heavens to rescue them.
And I'm complacent, I actually got such a great master.
When I heard him say that he was going to negotiate with Niutou Horse Noodles, I was so scared that I was trembling, but I didn't expect that even Niutou Horse Noodles were cut.
I looked at the sky with stars in my eyes, and he was pulling his white clothes there coaxingly: "Damn! It's all you, see that Lao Tzu has soiled his clothes in order to hide from you, and today he specially changed it to see my obedient son, damn! I knew I was wearing black. ”
I really want to hug my thighs and tell him that now he is not wearing clothes, and in my heart he is higher than the sky, deeper than the sea, and greater than God.
Niu Tou was about to die of anger, Ma Mian was much calmer than him, and when he asked who he was, his tone was much more polite than before.
You see, this world is the world of the strong.
Not to mention that this is the case in the yang world, it is also the same in the underworld.
As long as his fists are hard, he can be scared of any bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods.
Ma Mian asked me who the master was, and he also cocked, clasped his nostrils and said I didn't say it early in the morning, I was against the sky!
The head of the bull is roaring there, I don't care if you are against the sky or against the earth, in the underworld, with my bull head, there is no part of you to spread wild.
Rebel smiled there, "But I'm already wild, what do you want?" ”
The bull head was angry to death, and suddenly bent over 90 degrees to bow to the sky, I haven't figured out what's going on, the two big feet of the bull head have been digging up the soil on the ground, and suddenly the earthquake shook the mountain with dust all over the sky, I coughed, and pulled me with one hand against the sky, shouting: Go!
Dragged me to soar, the bull head chased after us, in the end faster than us, just catch up, but the sky is grinning and sly, directly took out two paper figures to pat me on the chest one, he himself also pasted one, suddenly the bull head can't see us, in that hatred itching teeth, against the sky smiled obscenely, muttering: Fight with me!
It's shameless enough.
I asked him, what should we do now, Niu Tou and he are red-eyed, and they are still negotiating a fart, you say who you have lost face, and people are still willing to give you face.
The dick was angry and raised his middle finger to the sky: He dared not to give me face!
I was skeptical.
But he said I'll know later, he's just teasing those two ghosts now.
When he said this, I almost fainted again, it was the famous bull-headed horse-faced ghost in the underworld, he actually said that he was teasing them.
I was speechless for a while, and hurriedly reminded the heavens, saying that you don't play yet, you can play as much as you want in the future, but I'm dragging my broken body and waiting for help now, you better do business with me first.
Tilting a glance at me against the sky, he was quite proud, and said that you saw that you and I have been staying for so long, and you have learned the humor of being a teacher.
I was speechless for a while, and then I thought of the incense that reminded him of eleven o'clock, but Eleven said, this incense is gone, I can't go back, then I can never go back.
nodded against the sky, and said something serious: "If you can't go back, stay here." ”
These words almost scared me, and he squeezed his eyebrows next to him, saying that he was joking with me, and at the end he pretended to shake his head and lament: "When will you learn to be half humorous as a teacher." ”
I didn't speak on the surface, but I silently added in my heart: It's cheeky and shameless.
said that although he said so, the sky was taking me with my footsteps, and he actually went back to the bull head and Ma Mian, and the horse face persuaded the cow head a few words, although the cow head was damaged, but he probably knew that there was no result in continuing to entangle, so he followed the horse face and prepared to go.
But that Meng Po is a person who has no eyesight, and she is still picking words there, saying that the two ghosts are sent to adults, so do you just let those two living people go?
As soon as Niu Tou heard this, he was already angry and had nowhere to spill, but now he found an outlet, after all, she revealed the matter between me and the sky, and Niu Tou Ma Mian originally intended to show his majesty, but he was swept away. She still dares to talk more, and doesn't scold her for scolding anyone.
The violent temper of the bull head raised the whip even more, which frightened Meng Po's face green, and she didn't dare to squeak anymore.
Against the sky, I gave me a look, and let me follow him behind the bull and horse.
We didn't dare to get too close, and vaguely heard Ma Mian and Niu Mian talking there, and Niu Mian was naturally angry, and Ma Mian asked him to drink together.
As soon as I said this, I felt helpless, and whispered to the sky, we are really not fully prepared this time, these two look like drunkards, and we think about this thing all day long, and it is better to take the ticket than to take the wine.
But who knows, as soon as I finished speaking, I took off the gourd from my waist, shook it there, and said proudly: Look what this is!
I was overjoyed: Is that wine?
Nodding against the sky, I'm a little relieved now.
The gourd is the same as the one outside, because I have seen Eleven holding a gourd to collect ghosts before, and Eleven is an apprentice against the sky, so I take it for granted, I think that the gourd on the waist of the anti-heaven is also used to pretend to be ghosts, but I didn't expect this to be an ordinary wine gourd.
But also, the gourd that Eleven took looked very exquisite than this, and it didn't look like a vulgar thing.
Niu Tou and Ma Mian quickly found a place to sit down, these two are the best ghosts in the underworld, the offerings in the hands are naturally indispensable, there is wine and meat to eat, against the sky and I watched on the side, suddenly he tore the paper figure on my chest, and at the same time took down his own, and the two of us appeared in front of them so clearly.
The bull head was suddenly startled, and saw that it was the two of us, the bull's eyes were very big, and the red eyes were about to fly out, and I was furious by him, but the horse reached out and pulled the bull head and asked: "I have let you go, why do you want to follow?" Do you really think that I am afraid of you? ”
I held my breath and watched the tension of the saber-rattling, and I didn't even dare to take a breath.
Against the sky, he was still smiling, as if he didn't feel the oppressive atmosphere at all, and said with a smile: "Didn't I say it? I've brought the good boy here for a favor. ”
The bull head shook off the horse's face, furious, a whip was thrown towards us, this time against the sky did not run or dodge, but reached out to the bare hands to take it down, snapped a loud sound, the whip was pumped in the hand of the sky, he held the whip tightly, the head of the cow wanted to take back several times but was stunned to pull out half a point, the sky did not hurt at all, no one laughed happily: "Brother bull head don't be so impatient!" I have come against heaven to consult with you, because I can afford you. Hades is the most disciplined, if I tell Hades all about your dealings, are you sure you can bear the consequences? ”
As soon as I heard this, I secretly said that it was not good.
This man clearly had good wine on him, but instead of bribing, he threatened.
When Ma Mian heard this, his attitude softened, and he said What do you want to say to Hades, why don't you tell us first.
Smile against the sky: Are you afraid that I won't be able to deceive you? A few months ago, a pregnant woman in Niutou Village was pregnant with a doll and was killed by an adulterer, and she should have been detained to deal with related matters, but because of drinking and mishap, she was two hours late, causing an evil magician to cut open the belly from the mother's body and lead out the child's soul to lock it in its corpse to refine the ghost, the mother was pregnant and died violently, and the child was arrested and practiced as a ghost without reincarnation, and the resentment rose sharply, and now it is a powerful ghost, a scourge of the party. You are afraid that the king of Hades will know the blame, so he will hide this matter and not report it, and you are even more worried that the female ghost will sue Yama, so you will secretly beat the poor female ghost to the soul, isn't it!
Speaking against the sky, he spoke loudly and vigorously.
I didn't expect these ghosts who are in charge of the order of the underworld to do such a hateful thing because of their own selfishness.
As soon as the words against the sky were revealed, the bull head and horse face changed their faces, and they hesitated and did not speak.
After a while, the bull head raised his head and his nostrils were white, and he said in a rough voice: Since I let you know, then I can't let you go today.
I secretly said that it is not good, why does this anti-heaven master still threaten people when he needs to ask for help, if this provokes them and calls out the underground things to attack us, then ......
I didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Ma Mian is also holding the soul chain with the bull head to attack us, I was shocked, and I was at a loss, but the sky was pulling me behind me, at the same time, I saw him take out a talisman from his pocket, this talisman did not ignite spontaneously, and flew straight towards the bull head and horse face.
The bull head sneered: True fire talisman? It's a little too pediatric.
He didn't avoid it at all, he opened the bull's mouth wide and blew at the burning talisman, the talisman really became smaller, the bull head was very proud, and the corner of the mouth grinned, it was not in a hurry, when the talisman flew close to them, the flame that had been extinguished suddenly rose sharply, burning more vigorously, and went directly towards the door of the bull's head, the bull's head was unprepared to dodge, and he saw that the fire talisman was about to burn it.
But at this moment, a calm voice sounded, and the fire talisman in front of the bull head was extinguished in an instant......