15. Chengguan on the moon
In the vast universe, billions of stars shine with billions of rays of light.
However, there are many more deep spaces, but they are shrouded in the deepest darkness, making these starlights seem so powerless.
The endless night sky, the boundless nothingness, the unimaginable cold......
All of this is beyond the harsh environment of ordinary people's imagination, forming a barren and dead universe.
In this vast forbidden area of life, the earth, the cradle of mankind, is as dazzling as an oasis in the desert.
Especially when you open your eyes from some desolate and dead alien planet and look out towards the vibrant blue Earth......
Looking at the blue earth in the distance through the porthole of the spaceship, Xiao Huaidan couldn't help but feel deeply intoxicated by this magnificent scenery from the bottom of his heart.
And beside him is a dead planet that has been endowed with countless romantic and beautiful fantasies, but is actually ruled by cold and desolation.
- Huge fireballs hung high in the air, undisguised and undisguised with a vicious light, but it was difficult to leave much heat on this cold planet without an atmosphere, let alone dispel the darkness that filled the entire sky;
Rolling craters stretch as far as the eye can see, and at the foot of the mountains are vast depressions covered in dust and gravel, but no matter which direction you look, there is not a trace of green vegetation, only a desolate desert with no life.
There are no osmanthus flowers, no jade rabbits, no palaces, no fairies, not even a trace of wind. Only the glare of sunlight and the terrible dead silence.
At the end of the horizon are the hazy dark mountains. And near the feet, there is dry sand that can't squeeze out a trace of water. The sand filled the entire depression as far as the eye could see. Hiding most of the Shijie around him in a desperate whiteness.
- This is the Jinghai depression on the front side of the moon, the coldest desert, and it is also the landing site of the Wu Gang-13 lunar landing spacecraft.
At this moment, Comrade Xiao Huaidan was sitting on the cockpit of the lunar spacecraft, looking out at the distant scenery through the round porthole in front of him.
The four-day and three-night lunar surface expedition in Jihua has been completed. All that remains is to wait for the moment of liftoff and return.
So, he finally had enough free time to enjoy the alien scenery above the moon. He even used the clipboard and space pen in the cockpit of Wu Gang's 13th lunar landing spacecraft to record some of the chaotic thoughts wandering in his mind on his private notepad:
“…… When the night comes, when the stars are rising. I stand above the moon. Looking at the starry sky and the blue earth, there is often a sense of uncontrollable trembling. Such a vast universe, such a small earth...... Perhaps, some kind of catastrophe will come suddenly in the next moment......"
Just as Xiao Huaidan was thinking about the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing under the pen, a loud singing voice suddenly interrupted his train of thought.
“…… I'm looking up, above the moon, how many dreams are flying freely!
Yesterday was forgotten. The wind has dried up the sorrow, and I want to reunite with you on that vast road!
Life has been guided. The tide rises and falls, and with your distance, it is heaven......"
Accompanied by the song "On the Moon" as the "Wake Up Number" in the loudspeaker, Peng Youzhi, another astronaut who was originally leaning on the cockpit seat and pretending to sleep, also yawned and slowly opened his eyes, "...... Whew, it's this song again, it's not good at all...... Huh? Lao Xiao, are you awake? What time is it? I didn't delay anything important! ”
“…… At half past four in the morning Beijing time, there are still five hours left before the rescheduled return time. Xiao Huaidan put away the space pen and notepad, and said to his partner calmly, "...... Until we take off, there is nothing important, we can rest for a while and look at the scenery on the moon, after all, I am afraid that there is only this one chance in this life...... Alas, although it is not the first time that the moon has landed, it is not much to talk about, but it is really sad to be completely forgotten by the news media like now......
- On the LCD screen in front of them, a bunch of electronic newspaper windows opened, which were almost overwhelmingly filled with the first-ever space pornography of mankind (although it looked more like naked. TV shopping program), as well as the comments of people from all walks of life, can be called the focus of news that has caused a sensation around the world. And Miss Shikame, who is the star of the first space film in human history, has jumped from an unknown and impoverished third-rate amateur actress to a new generation of supreme AV diva far better than "Sora Aoi"! In addition, there is an even more dazzling halo of brilliance - the national heroine who conquered the universe!
As a result, not only did newspapers and magazines publish high-definition "art photos" of Kameyan, but her parents and relatives in the countryside of Hokkaido, Japan, also appeared on variety shows. The AV company she used to work for was even a bronze statue of Jihua erected a deer eye flame at the door - it is said that her bronze statue is going to be designed to be naked all over, with a massage stick on her lower body and an incontinence posture - even a few unknown AV CDs she shot in the past were also sold quickly on various online trading markets, and soon exploded to a sky-high price of 100,000 yen, but it is still "hard to find".
——In order to clean up the story of this crossing incident, former Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mashiro even went out in person and used the "Evil King's True Eye" to tamper with her relatives, friends and colleagues in the AV company one by one, so as not to gang up the inside story of this "Sino-Japanese cooperative manned space experiment" in front of the public.
As for the news of the successful landing of the two astronauts Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi on the moon, they were unceremoniously squeezed into the most inconspicuous corner, and there was usually only a very short short message, and some newspapers did not even mention it at all, completely stealing the limelight.
On the one hand, it is a sensation in the world, and on the other hand, it is obscure, such a stark contrast, it is no wonder that Comrade Xiao Huaidan feels unwilling.
“…… Alas, to be a man is to be content. Old Xiao! For us, it is important to be able to leave our footprints on the moon and enjoy this exciting cosmic landscape. It is already a great achievement worth remembering for a lifetime and can boast to your children and grandchildren! ”
Regarding Xiao Huaidan's jealousy, Peng Youzhi comforted him disapprovingly, "...... If you really envy the reputation of this little Japanese girl, why didn't Weishenme take the initiative to sign up as an actor in the first place? In that case, it will be your turn to make a global sensation with her, and even go down in history! ”
“…… Hey! Come on! Lao Peng. I just said this casually, are you still serious? Xiao Huaidan hurriedly shook his head with a wry smile, "...... We're all in our forties. If you have a family and a job, where can you still pull this face! If I really took off my pants in front of the whole Shijie audience and had a shot with that Japanese girl in space, my wife and daughter would have to fall out with me!
In case of another bastard child or illegitimate daughter - you know. There have always been some science maniacs in the space sector who want to conduct experiments on 'cosmic babies'. It's just that there has been a lack of conditions...... Do you think my family relationship didn't break down fast enough, or what?
Not to mention, in the weightless space, it is difficult for every man's thing to be hard. This kind of reputation as a 'space impotence man' is really not to be desired...... For example, the one who took our errand and showed the chicken in the film. The little comrade Wang Qiuxiao of the chicken is now being sneered at by the audience of the whole shijie. Said that the thing on his lower body is really useless, soft and soft like a rotten banana! ”
- In fact. In the first space pornography in human history starring Miss Lumu Yan, the male genitalia that appeared as a science and education video did not belong to Peng Youzhi or Xiao Huaidan, but grew under Wang Qiu's crotch......
Previously, when preparing for filming, Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi were indeed forced by the ground command center to "masturbate once" in space and leave a recorded image. But when I really wanted to use it in the, I found a problem - that is, there was no comparison reference on the ground!
There is no way, whether it is Xiao Huaidan or Peng Youzhi, they are not "Brother Guanxi", and they have no preference for taking pictures of their own beds as a collection.
So, this one exposed the chicken in front of the whole shijie people. The heavy responsibility of the chicken had to fall on the only young male traverser who had arrived at the Xichang Ground Command Center, that is, classmate Wang Qiu - because Xue Ji Dailan was not around, so he had to be masturbated by the zombie witch Sanae Rika who had no discipline on the ground; Then it was Miss Shikame who shot and helped him get a second shot in space...... And they were all filmed.
Therefore, after the first human space of Lumu Flame became a hit, Wang Qiu's crotch was a very historic chicken. Chickens are now world-famous, and they are said to be included in the illustrations of university textbooks, which have been carefully observed by Wang Qiu's younger students from generation to generation.
Later, there were even leading cadres of the space bureau who came to persuade Wang Qiu to make sacrifices for the country, sign a contract for donating his body, and donate his famous genitals after his death to be stored in the China Aerospace Museum......
- None of them are dead, the chicken down there. The chickens have already been booked by the museum...... How can people complain about this kind of embarrassment?
In this regard, poor Wang Qiu was naturally on the verge of a mental breakdown for a while, and the two astronauts who escaped this catastrophe were not without joy.
“…… You don't have to worry about him! Didn't he reveal his name or show his face? Just expose a chicken. What does it matter to chickens? Even if there is a so-called 'doxing' right now, who else can run into the bathhouse and check each man's chick one by one. Chickens don't make it? ”
Peng Youzhi commented a few words, and then changed the topic, "...... By the way, Lao Xiao, how did our official propaganda department in China explain the invitation of Japanese actresses to shoot space pornography in our space station this time? Belch? You ask me Weishenme to bring it up? Don't forget, after we return to Earth, there will definitely be a press conference, and maybe some reporters will ask us about this matter, so it is best to be prepared in advance, so as not to go against the main theme of the Propaganda Department......"
“…… Propaganda department? Isn't it the official tone that says what is equal to what is not said? Xiao Huaidan opened an electronic version of the People's Daily, pointed to an editorial on it, and said, "...... Well. It is hoped that the broad masses of the people will be able to look at new things from a scientific rather than an erotic perspective, and at the same time, they will respect the different values and morals of friendly neighbors, and continue to unswervingly adhere to the basic principle of seeking common ground while reserving differences and harmonious coexistence......"
Except for the empty and empty official tone on the "People's Daily". The "Reference News" put forward a relatively "logical" explanation -- that is, Japan has just barely recovered from a series of crises and wants to build some projects to boost the spirit of its people, so it has come to China in the hope of participating in manned spaceflight, and China has responded in order to help Japan's pro-China politicians.
However. Japan's space department, which lacks not only funds but also discipline, has turned the space experiment plan into an AV script, but the Chinese side cannot break its promise. I got the AV actress lady up. Who knows that the Japanese aerospace department is crazy about money, and in order to attract sponsorship, they even refuse to shoot a good movie, and they have made it a space naked that sells dog meat on the head of a sheep. Sports TV Shopping Programs...... In addition to getting a large amount of advertising revenue, it also made the long-awaited Quanshijie audience angry and scolded in unison: "We even took off our pants." You just show us this?!! ”
Generally. This is the "behind-the-scenes truth" that gets the majority of "intellectual" readers, though it's not entirely the case......
Xiao Huaidan continued to browse the other electronic newspapers on the screen, and then found a strange thing, "...... Huh? Other editorials either expressed understanding and approval of this matter, or denounced moral turpitude...... But the editorials of Hong Kong newspapers are particularly strange! While praising the bold innovation of Japan's aerospace industry, he denounced the moral corruption of China's aerospace industry, and wrote it in the same article, which is simply slapping himself in the mouth......"
Xiao Huaidan frowned and muttered, while Peng Youzhi, who listened to him, pursed his lips disapprovingly. “…… This is not surprising, the brain-dead media in Hong Kong has always been so schizophrenic. The last time there was an American GI raping a girl in Hong Kong. The newspapers written by the 'Hong Kong Can' are not shouting that this is a sign of sexual openness, that democracy is a blessing, and that being raped is a blessing, and that it is a blessing to be raped, and on the other hand, they denounce the mainland side for losing power and humiliating the country, and for not being able to protect the virginity of its own young girls...... Such a group of brain-dead patients who must oppose China and foreign countries must be praised every time, it is normal to speak upside down and slap themselves in the mouth! If you have to be serious with the brain-dead, you will definitely lose! ”
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However, Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi, who were far away on the moon, did not know at this time that the light scene that was made into an A-film and screened in front of the whole Shijie audience was just the tip of the iceberg of this "Sino-Japanese Cooperative Space Sex Function Experiment".
The various human experiments that have really been done in space with Miss Kame Flame as the "material" are far more than just a little bit of sidekick.
——Although there is no male actor in the universe who is willing to dedicate himself, and it is true that as Lu Mu Yan said, it cannot solve the problem of men's lack of "hardness" and "durability" in space, but various models of simulated massage sticks can also completely replace part of the use of a reproductive organ, and also install high-precision recording and measuring elements, which are enough to make Lu Mu Yan say no on his mouth, but his body is honestly drowning in pleasure - although Chinese pay attention to face, but they are still pragmatists in their bones. Conducting reproductive mating experiments in space is indeed very unscrupulous, but after all, it has the necessary scientific value. Therefore, since there are Japanese actresses who are willing to dedicate themselves to the top tank, it is natural to squeeze out all the use value as much as possible.
In fact, this series of heavy taste experiments is the real reason why Shikame was warned by experts that he was in danger of sudden death after the end of filming......
Of course, none of this has anything to do with Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi, who are staying on the moon, at least for now.
However, in the next moment, the situation changed suddenly.
“…… Toot-toot-toot-dash alarm! Crash Alert! Attention two astronauts! Attention two astronauts! Wu Gang's spacecraft No. 14 is about to land near you! Wu Gang's spacecraft No. 14 is about to land near you! Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for collisions......"
The sudden sound of the alarm from the communicator made the two astronauts who were originally waiting to leave for home be stunned.
The Wu Gang 13 lunar spacecraft they were on was only launched this month, and they had not heard of the plan to launch the rest of the follow-up spacecraft at the same time, and the next launch window would be many months away!
So, where did this Wu Gang 14 spaceship, which was supposed to lie in the warehouse, come from? Belch...... Could it be......
As if in mind, the two astronauts looked up together as they pulled on their seat belts - even though there was only a cold metal bulkhead there, they knew exactly what each other was thinking of......
That is the "Guanghan Palace" space station located in the orbit of the moon, which has just left before, and the wormhole that connects to the ground......
“…… Alas, our Chinese super-space-time secret urban management troops are finally going to kill out of the earth and land on the moon to continue tossing! ”
Feeling the bumps and vibrations coming from the ground, and looking at another moon landing spacecraft that landed not far away, Peng Youzhi couldn't help but sigh wistfully.
“…… Yes, Lao Peng, it seems that our return flight Jihua may be postponed again......"
Xiao Huaidan also echoed and replied, while revealing a wry smile, "...... However, it seems that you can enjoy the moon scenery for a few more days! (To be continued.) )