Chapter 38: Breaking the Incense

I wanted to exclaim, but I couldn't say a word, and I didn't even open my mouth tightly.

The whole body is light and fluttering, and when it jumps up, it is three feet high, and it doesn't feel hard at all.

Now I know that the so-called fairy is really on me.

Now I can't control my own body, so by the fairy on my body, he took me directly to the big fat pig that my father carried, my fingernails have always been very clean and can even be said to be bald, but with a pair of hands like mine, at this time, like a knife, I directly inserted it and dug up a piece of meat and threw it in my mouth to chew and chew it.

But I didn't feel the slightest taste.

Tearing and eating a few pieces of meat, 'I' jumped directly to the chair next to the long table and sat down cross-legged, took a jar of wine from the table and poured it into my throat.

I'm a little strange, the last time I showed my brother-in-law, Mrs. Wang also invited Xian'er to come up, and at that time Xian'er also drank a lot of wine through Mrs. Wang's body, but I remember that after Xian'er left, Mrs. Wang was drunk, but now this wine is poured into my mouth, why can't I feel it at all.

I thought to myself.

But there was a high-pitched laugh that laughed, and I couldn't manipulate my body to see who this laugh was, but I always felt that this laugh was very close to me.

"Haha, you little doll still want to find me?"

A high-pitched voice sounded, indescribably strange, thin and sharp, but I always felt familiar, as if I heard it somewhere.

I pondered and thought, where have I heard it, thinking about it like this, this makes me think, isn't this the voice of the goddess Wang who was put on the body when I helped my brother-in-law?

Thinking about it like this, I suddenly understood that it was my fairy talking to me.

But I couldn't open my mouth, and even now I knew that it was Xian'er talking to me, but I couldn't respond.

Just when I was in a hurry to speak but had a hard time, the voice spoke again, strangely, except for me, no one seemed to notice or hear, the onlookers either a few people gathered together and whispered to each other, or just stared at a few of us, Mrs. Wang also seemed to be unable to hear Xian'er talking to me, at this time completely ignored me, just lit incense, let Qiqi kneel forward to her to toast, it should be the etiquette of accepting apprentices on behalf of her brother.

"You little doll don't need to speak, since I am on you, you and I can naturally communicate with our minds."

The voice was whispering in my ear, and it was very close.

I suddenly felt that my dick exploded, and I didn't need to speak with my mouth and only rely on my mind to communicate, isn't this a common trick in TV dramas? That's only a martial arts master, thinking about it, I was suddenly eager to try, and asked in my heart: Xian'er, are you willing to let me Su Ze worship Xian'er?

Although Huang Xian'er said that we can communicate with our minds, I still can't believe that I have this ability, and now I also asked casually with a little doubt, but I didn't expect that I just finished asking in my heart, and the sharp and thin voice sounded.

"I, Huang Xian'er, think that I have a fate with you, but I can consider it, but now you have to take a look around."

It's called an ecstasy in my heart, and if I just ask in my heart, this Huang Xian'er really knows.

However, since Huang Xian'er asked me to look around, how dare I disobey and do it, but now my body is not controlled by me, but I am still conscious and have my own independent thinking space.

After Huang Xian'er said this, she actually turned around with me directly, and I took a look, and suddenly saw that it was famous.

I saw an old lady in black sitting on Zhang Qiang's shoulder lying on the wall!

The old lady described it as withered, her eye sockets were deeply sunken, and her wide black clothes were skinny, as if there was not flesh and blood in the clothes, but a pile of white bones.

I know this old lady, isn't it Zhang Qiang's grandmother who has just passed away for three years?

But how could this old lady be here, still sitting on Zhang Qiang's shoulder.

I suddenly remembered that when I was working outside during the summer vacation, Zhang Qiang told me several times, saying that his shoulders were sore and painful, as if he was pressed by some heavy object, and he couldn't lift it.

At that time, I only thought he was the eldest young master, and I couldn't stand it, so I didn't make fun of him, but now it seems that ...... Maybe...... Is it because of this old lady?

But how could she sit on Zhang Qiang's shoulders?

Before I could think about it, the old lady saw me staring straight at her.

He actually looked at me and disappeared all of a sudden.

I was shocked and couldn't come back to my senses, but Huang Xian'er asked: Are you afraid?

I nodded honestly, and she asked again: If you want to enter my department, then this kind of pediatrics will be considered pediatrics in the future, and it is not too late for you to regret it now.

To tell you the truth, in fact, at this moment, I hesitated.

After all, people and ghosts have different paths, people will be afraid of unknown things, such as gods and ghosts, this is normal, this is human nature, but when I think of the ghosts I have seen since I was a child, those ghosts that bully me and make me sick, the family around me who are worried about me, and the ghost things that hurt Wang Shenpo who spend their energy to save me again and again, I suppressed the most primitive fear in my heart.

I said to myself in my heart: Su Ze! Now that you've made your decision, don't look back.

I believe that the words in my heart can be heard by Huang Xian'er.

Sure enough, Huang Xian'er smiled in her thin voice: "Okay! Since this is the case, I will tell you my rules, although I promised to be your family protector, but if you don't follow my rules and wantonly come nonsense, I can't let you go. ”

I said yes, and she told me one by one.

Speaking of rules, I thought this was so mysterious, and there must be a lot of rules and cumbersome, but I didn't expect it to be surprisingly simple.

Speaking of which, there are nothing more than two points.

First, it is the duty of the top fairy to help people see, this is to hold the virtue of practicing to save people, not for profit, every time I look at it, I ask for money, and she has the final say, I can't charge more.

This also reminds me of the fact that my grandmother paid Mrs. Wang before, and Mrs. Wang insisted on only having one piece, presumably it was Huang Xian'er who instructed her at that time.

It is no wonder that Mrs. Wang is so famous in our villages, and there are so many people who have seen it, but she has not been able to make a fortune.

Second, I must be wholeheartedly good, and not have evil thoughts in my heart, or she will not be able to circumvent me.

There was no conflict or difficulty between these two points for me, so I just agreed.

I agreed, and my whole body quickly flew up from the ground again, and I saw that the people on the wall all opened their mouths wide enough to swallow an egg, and I immediately felt very proud of the beauty in my heart.

In normal times, these people would be dismissive of me.

Unexpectedly, today, I, Su Ze, also raised my eyebrows, making them stunned and amazed.

Huang Xian'er flew up directly and drank a jar of wine on the eaves, but I still couldn't feel the slightest taste of wine in my mouth.

At this time, a jar of wine was quickly drunk, and as soon as 'I' wiped my mouth, I threw the jar out directly, smashed it on the ground, and smashed it to pieces.

"Your doll has a good physique, and the yang energy is insufficient, so it is really more suitable for inviting immortals to upper body, and you can get the biggest and best results, my Huang Xian'er is on your body, and you can actually take away all the tobacco, alcohol, meat and food, and you kid is not touched at all."

I didn't understand what it meant, so I asked Huang Xian'er for advice.

She told me that although my congenital yang qi deficiency physique is easy to hit ghosts, but

The upper body is the best carrier, after the general person invites the fairy to finish the body, the body will be affected to varying degrees, just like I saw the Wang Shenpo, she has been a goddess for a lifetime, but after inviting the immortal, she will still feel that she has drunk and smoked, so she will be drunk.

But my body will not be affected by these at all, even if Huang Xian'er drinks all the wine and eats all the meat today, I will not feel drunk, or feel that my stomach is stretched.

I can tell that Huang Xian'er is very satisfied with my physique.

I felt that my heart was right, and I was worried that Huang Xian'er would dislike my soft and boundless eight characters, but unexpectedly, it was a blessing in disguise.

After falling to the wine jar, 'I' fell directly from the eaves, and everyone was shocked, after landing, 'I' knelt directly at the long table, at this time I found that Qiqi had stood next to Wang Shenpo, and she looked at me quietly, and did not speak, I think about Qiqi's apprenticeship ceremony has been completed.

When I knelt down, I found that my body was able to move on its own again.

Mrs. Wang came over at this time and asked me to put three sticks of incense on the tablet, and said that this is my pass through Xian'er's level, and Xian'er is already willing to accept me, so let me respectfully finish these three incense sticks, and it will be counted.

As soon as I heard that as long as the incense was on, I was excited, and I directly took a lighter and lit three incense sticks and inserted them into the stove, but I plugged in this one, and actually broke the three incense sticks directly, and I was dumbfounded, Wang Shenpo frowned and looked not very good-looking, I also began to be a little nervous, but I didn't dare to say much, just when I was stupid, I smoked three sticks of incense and lit it, this time I carefully inserted it inside, but this plug was broken again, and all three were broken, and they were brushed together.

Mrs. Wang wrinkled her eyebrows, not knowing what she was thinking.

I was speechless, so I pulled the stove with my hand, and muttered: "Grandma Wang, what do you put in this incense burner, why is it so hard, the incense can't be inserted." ”

But as soon as my hand touched the stove, I didn't know what to say.

This furnace is clearly not hard......

This fact is weird, if I said that the first time I put on the incense was excited, and the force of my subordinates can explain it, but this second time the incense, I was clearly careful, how could I break the incense twice?