Chapter 59: Snakeskin Urine

''Really??? Sister Ruoxi asked with her eyes lit up.

"Isn't it steamed or boiled? Hehe......" Yuan Shuai said with a deliberate appetite.

"Speak quickly, speak quickly! Don't sell it! Beware of Lao Tzu blowing your head with a hammer! Ghost Hand said fiercely.

"Hehe, it's okay to tell you, brother, please go and get the snakeskin." Yuan Shuai said mysteriously.

"Snakeskin? Why use it? Yuan Fang looked dazed, but he still went to take the peeled snake skin in a daze.

"Now, please pee in here... Hehe" Yuan Shuai stretched out the snakeskin and smiled lewdly.

"Ahh Sprinkle...... Pee? Sister Ruoxi was the first to scream, and then covered her hot little face with her hands, and no longer dared to open her eyes to look at Yuan Shuai.

"Hooligans!!" Sister Ling'er screamed.

"So what...... How embarrassing. Yi Meng said with a red face.

"Dead Yuan Shuai! Are you trying to take advantage of us?" Yanzi hated to stare at Yuan Shuai's fat face with a wicked smile.

"Yuan Shuai! Person...... People are very shy. Don't be good or bad. Sister Lili, who had returned to normal, looked shy.

"You disgusting pervert! Death to Hongu!! The Snow Girl broke out instantly, brandished her hand knife, and headed towards Yuan Shuai.

''When''!

Cold Moon's katana once again sealed the Snow Maiden's golden hand: "Don't get excited! Wait for Yuan Shuai to finish. Leng Yue coldly spit out 8 words, then put the knife back into its sheath and walked back in style.

"Good! Yuan Shuai! You said! If you have a bad idea, come here, I will never kill you! Snow Maiden said hatefully.

I don't know why, Xiao Fan always feels that the Snow Girl of the Queen Fan is very face-saving to Leng Yue, but he can't figure out what the reason is.

"Hehe, Xue'er, oh no, Sister Snow Girl, you are too impulsive, the reason why I asked everyone to sprinkle all the urine into this is to reserve drinking water. I'm smart, right? Hey. ”

"This is Bei Ye's invention! The name is - snakeskin urine! Hey. Yuan Shuai was afraid that they wouldn't understand, so he added.

''Vomit'''.

''Wow''.

''Wow''.

A wonderful vomiting trio sounded at the scene again, but although this method is disgusting, it is not a way to do it. So, they all compromised in the end.

Next, we divided into two batches, the first batch of girls and the second batch of boys, and injected urine into the python skin.

Don't ask me why, ladies come first, it's the same truth through the ages! And when they are there, it's okay! Yuan Shuai showed a lewd smile on his face.

However, when Xiao Fan started to pee inside the snakeskin, he was thinking, if he was really dying of thirst, would he have the courage to drink it? Alas, he's only in charge of urine, and I'm not sure who's going to drink it!

Xiao Fan thought, perhaps, except for Yuan Shuai, whose eyes were shining, other people's thoughts should be the same as him, and no one should think that they would reach the point of "dying of thirst and having to drink urine to quench their thirst", and the reason why they did this was mostly because of the element of schadenfreude.

In a few moments, the snakeskin was filled with urine. Yuan Shuai touched the bulging snakeskin urine bag with a happy expression.

Then, he secretly ran into his tent and slept with snakeskin urine.

Nima, are you still afraid that someone will steal your urine and not be able to do it, and you will have to sleep with it. Xiao Fan looked at Yuan Shuai's expression of holding the snakeskin and hiding it, and he really couldn't stand him.

Or, is he trying to steal a drink? Vomit! As soon as he thought of this possibility, Xiao Fan couldn't help but vomit anymore.

In this way, after arranging a vigil, the rest of us walked into our own tents and slowly fell asleep without enough food and drink.

In this way, the 12th day of the disgusting and heavy-mouthed end of the world finally came to an end.

Xiao Fan, who had nothing to do all night, woke up from a comfortable sleep, and at this time, the sky was already bright.

Xiao Fan looked at his watch, at 10:33 on April 27, XXXX, he couldn't help but sigh, it's good to be a leader, no one dares to disturb your dreams, hehe, since the outbreak of the zombie virus, he has been having nightmares constantly, and he has a good night's sleep for the first time.

"Hey! What are the big guys doing? Do you miss your boss? Xiao Fan climbed out of the tent and shouted thickly.

‘’………………‘’

Not only did no one answer him, but he couldn't even see a single figure.

Strange, where did they go? Xiao Fan had a bad premonition.

Xiao ...... Xiao Fan! Do you still have any paper there! I can't hold it anymore! Yuan Shuai roared anxiously as he trotted towards him.

"Paper? What do you want paper for? Xiao Fan asked with a puzzled expression.

''Phew, I'll go!'' ‘’。

Yuan Shuai didn't say anything, and directly answered Xiao Fan with a stinky fart, an anxious look and an action of covering his hips.

"You... Do you have diarrhea? What about them? Xiao Fan asked in surprise.

"Nonsense! If not they were all in the course of the artillery fire. Do I need to run back to you for paper? Fast! Come on! ”

"Hahaha. It's a bad stomach! How am I okay? I...... Ah, I have a stomachache too! Xiao Fan ignored Zhu Ti's entanglement, directly grabbed a handful of paper and ran to the bushes not far away.

"Your sister! Give me some paper. Yuan Shuai's call came from behind Xiao Fan, but he didn't have time to care about him.

''Oh, poof~! ‘’

''Ah, poof~''

''Uh-huh, uh-huh! ‘’

After a flurry of thunderbolts and the symphony of men and women, the morning of the 13th day passed like this.

After Xiao Fan took a few pills of haloperic acid (a western medicine for intestinal infections) that he turned out of the first aid kit, the pain in his stomach was slightly relieved, and after that, he distributed these medicines to everyone to take, because there was no water. Urine is also not suitable for swallowing, so they can only be swallowed dry.

It's not that snake meat is not suitable for them to eat, Xiao Fan thinks that the problem should be with the rat meat. And Yuan Shuai, who ate hundreds of live maggots raw, had the most serious pulling, his face was pale, and the whole person couldn't do it.

Alas, this may be the reason why he eats live maggots raw, and even Bei Ye has to cook maggots before eating them, and he is good. Eaten raw.

Originally, Xiao Fan and the others planned to continue on the road after their stomachs were slightly better, but Yuan Shuai's situation was really not optimistic, so Xiao Fan could only lead some people to find new food and water, and left the seriously ill Yuan Shuai behind, and let Ling'er sister, Yimeng sister and Yanzi, who were also very prostrate, take care of him, in addition, for the sake of safety, Xiao Fan also ordered Sister Lili and Snow Girl, who were among the six major combat forces, and Ruoxi's sister, who was as accurate as a god, to stay and protect them, and finally, Xiao Fan shouted the witty Sanzang aside, Let's talk about it.

After a while, Xiao Fan finished explaining, and Sanzang also paid attention to it and stayed behind to complete the task given to him by Xiao Fan.

"Okay, Uncle Yuan, Yuan Fang, Ghost Hand, Leng Yue, and Qin Feng, let's let the ''elites' in our team explore those unknown areas, open up a new world, and find precious food and water sources! Save our great Comrade Yuan Shuai! ”

‘’……………‘’

The audience was silent, but in Xiao Fan's mind, a song "The first snow in 2002" sounded in Xiao Fan's mind.

"Sanzang, we'll be back before the sun sets! You must remember what I said! When Uncle Yuan and the others had already silently walked towards the dense forest in front of them, Xiao Fan turned his head and shouted and waved to the crowd that remained.

Sanzang smiled silently, but raised his right hand and waved to Xiao Fan.

When Xiao Fan saw the shining object in his right hand, Xiao Fan smiled reassuringly.

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