Chapter 018: Assassination of the Lieutenant General
finally received the "release from prison", Haoyi and the two finally returned to the establishment and were assigned to the squad led by Zhao Jiakun, which was responsible for the maintenance of CC010 siege tanks.
When Haoyi touched these cold big guys with his own hands, he had an inexplicable impulse in his heart, just wanting to drive such a steel giant beast to rampage on the battlefield. Driven by four sets of special tracks with suspension devices, a plasma cannon that can be converted according to different combat missions, and the powerful shape of the siege tank, Haoyi was deeply attracted.
"Tut-tut, if you can drive this big guy around with your own hands, how enjoyable it would be!" Looking up at the behemoth that shone with a metallic cold light, the horn of Haoyi's mouth unconsciously flowed out.
"Haoyi, why are you standing there stupidly? Why don't you come over and help! Zhao Jiakun, who was tinkering under the tank, showed his head and tilted his head and shouted. For this newly assigned recruit, Zhao Jiakun gradually became a little confused, his appearance was mediocre but always eccentric, occasionally flattering others but not making people feel obviously disgusted, and there were often some inexplicable movements and gestures. Like just now, this guy stood in front of the tank for a minute or two. If it weren't for the look with shiny eyes and a harassy look on his lips that betrayed him deeply, outsiders would definitely think that this was a sentry standing guard.
"Ah, here it is, class leader!" Haoyi came to his senses, kicked a kick, and Hu Erfat, who was sitting on the ground and leaning on his legs and dozing off, ran over.
Maybe it's because he crawled around in his father's motorcycle repair company every day when he was a child, and Haoyi seems to have an extraordinary talent for the work of maintenance soldiers. In the face of the extremely complex internal structure of the siege tank, even the squad leader Zhao Jiakun, who is a maintenance veteran, often makes difficulties, but as long as Haoyi touches it a few times, he can quickly find out where the fault is. Because of this, the efficiency of Haoyi's maintenance squad is several times higher than that of other classes, which has attracted Zhao Jiakun and other veterans to praise Haoyi.
"What's this? I think back then, when Lao Tzu was eight years old, he could dismantle a new locomotive to pieces! During the break and chatting, Haoyi boasted to a group of maintenance soldiers.
"Wow, that's amazing? And what about later? A maintenance soldier asked curiously.
"Later? Uh......" Haoyi scratched his head embarrassedly, and smirked: "Later, even my father couldn't reassemble the locomotive, so angry that the old man beat me up and lost a brand-new locomotive!" ”
"Cut! It turns out that it will only be dismantled and not repaired! The maintenance soldiers raised their right middle fingers in disdain, and despised Xia Haoyi fiercely.
"Uh, Haoyi, can you do anything about these tanks and locomotives in the future?" Squad leader Zhao Jiakun told worriedly: "Don't fuck it, dismantle the whole tank and then can't put it back." In that case, the company commander will have to chop us up alive! ”
"Ah, class leader! Don't you feel at ease when I work? Haoyi patted Zhao Jiakun and said proudly.
"Cut!" This time, even Zhao Jiakun and Hu Erpang raised their middle fingers again along with the others, despising Hao Yi fiercely.
After getting along for a period of time, Haoyi also learned a lot of inside information about the 9th Maintenance Company from Zhao Jiakun and other veterans. Company commander Li Yi is a distant relative of a certain high-ranking official of the logistics headquarters of the group army, and he came to the 9th maintenance company just to confuse his qualifications so that he can rise to the top in the future. That fat sergeant Li Yuangao is Li Yi's cousin, and he is idle all day long, and he doesn't have to do any work. Li Yuangao took a group of followers to form "***", in addition to eating, drinking, and bullying other honest soldiers in the company all day long, he was looking for opportunities to mix with other companies with female soldiers, such as the medical company, to molest female soldiers.
What made Hao Yi even more angry was that Li Yi actually used his power to often deduct the military salary subsidies of his soldiers, and his new locomotive, which was indirectly destroyed by Hao Yi, was purchased by Li Yi with the stolen money obtained from his private pocket.
"Oh my boy, don't you want to report that guy to the gendarmerie?" Haoyi said angrily.
"Report?" Zhao Jiakun shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Who dares? One is that the entire company has the final say in Li Yi, and no one wants to touch this mold, and the second is that hey...... In fact, the internal corruption of the federal army is not what it is, not only him, Li Yi! Saying that, Zhao Jiakun, who had a vicissitudes of life, patted Haoyi on the shoulder and persuaded: "Young man, don't think about it too much, honestly have completed three years of military service, go home and marry a wife and live a good life!" ”
"Uh......" Haoyi stared, but didn't know what to say.
In this way, Haoyi, who was originally ambitious, had no choice but to be a big soldier in the maintenance company. However, he is restless in his bones, and he will always make some movements, which makes the whole company often uneasy. Of course, Haoyi's spearhead is mainly aimed at the corrupt company commander and Li Yuangao, who is a fox and a fake tiger.
For example, he secretly moved on the marching bed where Li Yuangao slept, so that this big fat man, who weighed more than 180 pounds, suddenly collapsed the entire bed when he slept until midnight. The entire company's dormitory area shook like an earthquake. Another time, Hao Yi secretly installed a seat ejection device only in the mecha to the company commander's car, and connected the locomotive starting circuit with the ejection device in series. So, when the unwitting company commander was in the engine car, a puff of white smoke rose up, and poor Li Yi was instantly ejected to the roof of the base with a miserable scream, and enjoyed a thrilling bungee jump for free. Although the company commander landed unscathed due to the parachute deceleration equipment installed on the catapult device, Li Yi, who had recovered his strength, still angrily ordered to track down who had done something to his locomotive.
Under the deliberate cover of some colleagues, Haoyi repeatedly escaped the catastrophe without danger. However, he still "unrepentantly" looking for opportunities to trick the company commander and Li Yuangao. Some maintenance soldiers who vaguely knew Haoyi's "righteousness and bravery" gradually admired this bold private.
However, one day later, Hu Erpang's unintentional mistake almost caused Haoyi to cause a "big disaster", although it was an unintentional move, but it almost ruined the military careers of Haoyi and Hu Liangtao.
On that day, Lieutenant General Bross, head of the headquarters of Army Group, suddenly came to the 9th Maintenance Company for inspection. At that time, Hao Yi and Zhao Jiakun were doing maintenance in the cab of a newly arrived siege tank.
"Lao Zhao, what do you say is immortal (Haoyi's nickname for Bross) Lieutenant General suddenly came to inspect our company?" Hao Yi, who had just finished the repair work, was bored fiddling with the holographic periscope in the cockpit, observing the scene outside the combat vehicle.
"How do I know, maybe it's the credit of Li Yi's distant relatives at the headquarters. You must know that as soon as the minister came to inspect our company, it invisibly increased the capital for Li Yi's future promotion! Zhao Jiakun wiped the sweat from his forehead, leaned against the console and said.
"Yo! Look at the immortal mid-aged! Damn, I brought a convoy of tickets, all of which are the latest military luxury locomotives, general-level cars, tsk! It's cool to look at! Haoyi watched while suddenly pressing flexibly on the console with two hands.
In order to facilitate maintenance and detection, the entire tank system has been fully activated, and even the weapon system has been put on standby. "The artillery system is activated, the target is being captured!" Suddenly, a female computerized synthesized voice sounded in the cockpit.
"I'm X, Haoyi, what do you want to do!" Zhao Jiakun was stunned for a moment, suddenly came to his senses, and asked in surprise with a big change in his face.
"Ah, squad leader! I'm just having fun, don't worry, nothing will happen! Haoyi turned his head and grinned at Zhao Jiakun, then turned back and continued to operate the chariot. For this new type of chariot, relying on his talent, Hao Yi has already been so familiar with it that he can even figure out the location of each part of the chariot with his eyes closed. Although he can't drive this chariot to the battlefield, it is of course a piece of cake for Haoyi to drive this chariot.
"You kid, be careful with the fuck!" Seeing Hao Yi's hands beating flexibly on the console, Zhao Jiakun's heart rose to his throat, and cold sweat was even more whirring out. But he didn't dare to forcibly disturb Haoyi, for fear that one would accidentally cause a big disaster.
"The system has locked on to the target, the distance is 500, the azimuth coordinates XX, YY, the artillery is already in place!" The computer-synthesized sound sounded again.
"Haoyi, stop Lao Tzu!" Zhao Jiakun finally couldn't bear it anymore and yelled loudly.
"Hehe, you said that if you press this red button at this time, and there is a bang, the whole number of generals will not be "scrapped"? Hao Yi pushed away the holographic scope with a wicked smile on his face, and said as he gestured to a huge button on the console.
Seeing Zhao Jiakun's face turned blue, Haoyi suddenly felt bored, pouted and left the console, came to Zhao Jiakun's side, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, squad leader, I'm just playing around." The immortal lieutenant general has already gotten out of the car, and the company commander of the dog day is leading them over this way! ”
"Brother Hao, I'll pull it!" Zhao Jiakun was about to answer, when suddenly the cockpit door was opened, and Hu Erpang jumped in with two bags of food in his hand.
"Mom, I'm tired!" Hu Erpang handed the food bag in his hand to Haoyi and the others, and said, "I got some braised pork head meat from Lao Wang and gave you a taste!" ”
"Erfat, you foodie, you finally don't have a ......" Haoyi took the bag and was about to laugh and scold, when he suddenly saw Hu Erpang raise his buttocks, and suddenly sat on the chariot console, and his face turned green all of a sudden: "Erfat, don't ......"
When Haoyi spoke, it was already late, and the fat big butt of the second fat had already pressed the red button heavily. Then I heard the computer-synthesized voice report without any emotion: "Artillery fire!" ”
With a "boom", the unique dull loud sound of the plasma cannon came, accompanied by a slight shaking in the cockpit, and the food bag in the hands of Hao Yi and Zhao Jiakun fell to the ground with a bang, and the two of them were suddenly stunned in place with black lines.
"Huh? What's going on? Hu Erpang, who didn't know why, scratched his head curiously, and asked stupidly: "Brother Hao, how can there be a cannon sound?" ”
The next moment, a terrible siren sounded in the area where the entire maintenance company was located.