Chapter 208: This grandson is wasted

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"Four demon kings?" I asked with a frown. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)

Brother Feng nodded and said: "The Eastern Demon King is a thousand-year-old zombie, very mysterious, our Longhu Mountain once set up a bureau to kill him thirty years ago, but the more than 130 Dao Masters who went were all wiped out, and none of them survived, that is, this matter let us make him the Demon King." ”

"The Southern Demon King, that is, the Demon King of your Chongqing is a monster named Bai Mingfeng, we don't know much about this monster, it is elusive, but its strength will definitely not be worse than that zombie."

"The Western Demon King is a ghost, a hundred years ago at the foot of Maoshan to cultivate a ghost, Maoshan that group of ** grabbed her to the Jinyuan gourd and imprisoned her, but the Jinyuan gourd was almost damaged by this ghost, and finally let this ghost pat his ass and leave, haha, this incident made Maoshan laugh at us for a long time, if it wasn't for the fact that the thousand-year-old zombie was caught later, now I see that the Maoshan disciples can laugh at them, cough cough

"The Northern Demon King is the Chang Tianqing you asked, this guy is almost the same as Bai Mingfeng, mysterious, likes to play chess with one of his doppelgangers by a river, and doesn't like to cause trouble, so we didn't arrest him

I gave him a blank look and asked: "You guys are really idle eggs, since that zombie and ghost demon are so stiff with your Longhu Mountain and Maoshan Mountain, why do you still crown them demon kings." ”

"You think we're really idle? The demon king was raised from the head of our Longhu Mountain four hundred years ago, although these monsters are not greedy for worldly money and the like, but they care about this kind of false name, the previous monsters want to fight against our Longhu Mountain Maoshan all day long, after the demon king, we also said, which monster can kill the demon king, can take the place of the demon king, become the current demon king, and then these monsters want to kill the demon king in their own area, and start infighting. ”

"You're pretty smart in that way." I nodded, this kind of false name is indeed the most wanted, not to mention the demon king recognized by Longhu Mountain and Maoshan Mountain, these monsters have never been treated by Longhu Mountain or Maoshan Mountain, if they become the demon king, there will be a feeling of raising their eyebrows.

And this kind of false name is really attractive, for example, I also want to be the most beautiful man in China or something, if there is such a competition, even if I know that I have no chance of winning, I will definitely still participate.

Those monsters are estimated to be similar, and they will all challenge the demon king with a fluke mentality, and these monsters will think, what if this demon king is just a virtual appearance, but in fact, there is no real ability? The result, of course, was to let these demon kings be abused into dogs, and twenty votes.

I was chatting with Brother Storm, and after about two hours of driving, we drove into a depressed town

The town is not big, only two streets, and there are no buildings with more than five floors.

"Where is this?" I asked Brother Storm next to me.

"This is Meishan Town." As he spoke, Brother Feng pointed to a black mountain in the distance and said, "That mountain is the Charm Mountain." ”

I looked in the direction that Brother Feng pointed out, and there was a high mountain not far from this Meishan Town.

It was past ten o'clock in the evening, and there were no more people in the town except for a few 'corridors', which was actually the beginning of nightlife in the big city, but it was already late at night in such a quiet town.

After parking the car, I walked down, even at night, the air was very hot, Brother Feng looked directly at a corridor twenty meters away in front of him, and there were two aunts with heavy makeup standing at the door of the corridor soliciting customers.

"It's a paradise here, and everyone can do this kind of business." Brother Frightening swallowed his spit and sighed.

"Hey, you don't want to go in and play, do you?" I gave him a blank look.

Brother Feng suddenly made a straight face, frowned and looked at Meishan and said: "This big night, there must be a lot of monsters on the mountain, it is not safe to go up, and we have not bought the necessary items to spend the night in the mountain, so I have to criticize you, if you are not ready to enter this kind of mountain, you will get lost." ”

"Hey, if you want to go in and play, you just say it, what are you talking about." I looked at Brother Storm speechlessly.

When Brother Feng heard this, he smiled lewdly and said, "Okay, you can find a small hotel to stay in for one night, and I'll go in and investigate." ”

After speaking, he twisted his buttocks, then walked to the door of the porch, and went in with the two aunts in his arms.

Don't criticize him for coming out to do things and thinking about prostitution, just because he can even look at those two aunts, it's worth my despises.

I shook my head, found a small hotel, opened a room, and stayed.

This room is not big, only twenty square meters, and there are cockroaches and rats or something, but I am out to do business now, and I can't be too picky.

I took a casual shower and went to sleep.

I woke up early the next morning, not because I had something important today, but because I was woken up by Brother Storm's phone.

"Fengzi, Fengzi, hurry up and save me." Brother Feng said on the other end of the phone: "I was in the store yesterday, hurry up." ”

As soon as I arrived at the door of the corridor, I saw that Brother Feng was taken out by the two policemen, and he was still handcuffed, and his whole face was pale, as if he had collapsed.

"Dude, buddy, slow down." I hurriedly went up to stop the two policemen, who looked to be in their twenties, and one of them glared at me and scolded, "What's the matter? ”

"This is my relative." As I spoke, I handed over my ID card to the deputy captain of the Chongqing Special Police Brigade, and one of the policemen took it, frowned and scolded: "The police in Chongqing? We belong to Chengdu, and don't want to use any power to pressure us, we police are for the country and the people, and we can't be afraid of power, you are also a policeman, you should understand better. ”

"Of course I understand, I didn't say I was going to let the two of you release my relatives." I secretly cursed these two police bastards in my heart, then took out 5,000 cash from my wallet and handed it over and said, "Two comrades for the country and the people, come, I invite you two to have a cup of tea." ”

"To what? You are what we are, we are the police. The policeman frowned and scolded, "Tea? Is this enough for tea, we are two people. ”

"Yes, yes, look at my head." As I spoke, I took out another 5,000 yuan and handed it over and said, "Just drink a cup of tea for one person." ”

Paralyzed, these two policemen are really black, if I didn't think it was troublesome, I would directly ask Director Luo to come forward, but I just felt that it was embarrassing for Brother Feng to prostitute and ask Director Luo for help, even if Director Luo asked the police here in Chengdu for help, he would feel ashamed.

Another policeman coughed and said, "After all, they are colleagues, and they are so sincere, otherwise we will go for a cup of tea?" ”

These two policemen didn't say that it was the first time for this kind of thing at first glance, one sang red face, the other sang white face, and they were really skilled in cooperating.

The policeman who objected at first also nodded and said, "Don't do this kind of thing next time, otherwise you won't talk about having a cup of tea." ”

After speaking, he opened Brother Fengfeng's handcuffs, and the two of them left happily.

"Fengzi, I don't live anymore." Brother Feng mixed snot and tears, and hugged me as he spoke.

"Oh, I'll go, what are you doing, aren't you just arrested for soliciting prostitution, didn't you often play this before, haven't you been caught?" I gritted my teeth and watched him wipe his snot and tears on my T-shirt, but I still comforted him, after all, I still had to rely on him to follow me into the wailing hole.

"No, this, this corridor is not human." Brother Feng scolded.

I only knew it as soon as I heard it.,Originally, Brother Feng thought that this kind of small corridor would have some innocent little cuties.,Or a 'summer job.,Student girl or something.,After all, according to his years of experience in prostitution.,Those who stand at the door to solicit customers are not beautiful.,The beautiful ones are inside.。

As a result, after going in, these two aunts, after entering, Brother Feng regretted it, and then wanted to come out, but let the two aunts catch and not let them come out, the two aunts are also thirty or forty years old, like a wolf and a tiger.

At this time, Brother Feng hugged me and cried like a little girl, I secretly said in my heart, let him want to prostitute every day, and after seeing it, he will be a little more restrained.

"Let's go, let's hurry up to Charm Mountain, this town is my nightmare, I don't want to stay here for a quarter of an hour." Brother Frightening Wind pulled me and ran.

He walked left and right, and obviously had no strength on his feet.

After getting into the car, Brother Feng took a deep breath, then looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said: "I thought I would cry, but I didn't, I just stared at the door of the corridor in a daze, and gave you my last blessing, this is not a kind of realization, let me see the corridor clearly, although the pain of love will be in the deepest part of my soul day and night......"

As he spoke, the grandson began to sing

"Ahh What a painful realization, the corridor was all I had, and now every step of the way back when I come back, I am so lonely, ah......"

"Ah, you're paralyzed." I couldn't stand it anymore, so I slapped him in the face with an ear scraper.

"I'm so pitiful, you still beat me." Brother Feng gritted his teeth, looked at me, pinched his orchid finger and scolded me: "You, you are not human. ”

"Hey, brother, can we be normal, how dare I rest assured that you are in this state and enter the wailing ancient cave together." I wonder if the events of last night were too stimulating for him, and he short-circuited his nerves, and he felt like an old lady talking.

As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Frightening Wind rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Hey, hey." I slapped him on the cheek and he seemed to have fainted.

In the end, I had no choice but to drag him out of the car, carry him to the hotel where I stayed last night, open a room and throw him on the bed.

I looked at Brother Frightening Wind on the bed from the side, smoking a cigarette, and I was also irritable, Brother Frightening Wind is so forceful, it's a waste, but how can I find the wailing ancient hole?