Chapter 1139: Elephant Dancing
The merchant immediately widened his eyes, and said in a rough voice: "Then I can't let you test drive ......" while saying, he scolded Zhang Qifan in his heart for not knowing what to do, this is a heavy armor, a behemoth more than 30 meters high, and it is not a bumper car, can you test drive it casually?
Not to mention the damage to something, just if you can't control the balance and fall, it will be equivalent to the collapse of a thirty-meter-high building, not to mention the armor itself falling apart, and the surrounding armor will definitely be smashed, and if you want to smash the ground of the freight yard, then I am afraid that it will kill people.
The little broken child, who didn't measure his own strength, played the piano ...... randomly, and the owner scolded in his stomach, if it weren't for Zhang Qifan's inspection when he was very knowledgeable, he would probably have to drive people out.
“…… I have this, can I use it? Zhang Qifan flashed his wrist, and an electronic certificate was projected on it. The name of the certificate is a bit long, but the full name is: Military Special Armored Entity Control License. There is also a small symbol next to it: A+.
The owner of the goods, who had not finished speaking, subconsciously swallowed back the following words, and the abruptness of the action made him almost bite his tongue.
Those who do his job naturally know the meaning of this large list of nouns. There are many types of military armor, but special armor, for sure, is a combat model. And entity control means that the other party can get on the physical mecha for practical operation.
However, any soldier in the military, as long as he survives two thousand virtual hours in the virtual reality, can obtain practical qualifications, so the most valuable part of this certificate is the small word: A+.
This symbol indicates that the practical qualifications of the certificate owner are not obtained by staying up for time, but by actually playing with the record.
The owner of the goods had a stool eating expression on his face. Looking at Zhang Qifan's eyes again, he was already a little shocked. How old is this teenager in front of you? Eighteen years old? has already played the practical proof of military special armor, is he an ace driver secretly trained by the military?
Military armor is inherently more difficult to maneuver than civilian armor. The military practical operation certificate, even if it is boiled out for a long time, is better than a civilian driver's license of level 18, let alone typed.
Why didn't you take it out sooner if you have this kind of certificate? Molest people, what is this?
"Guest, you are really, you have a certificate to take it out early, please please, please here. I'll arrange a test drive for you right away. ”
At the test drive, as soon as the heavy armor was pulled over, a bunch of idlers quickly surrounded him.
Armor is a bulky item. Basically, they haven't opened for three years, and they have been open for three years, and many shippers are in a panic.
And heavy armor is the kind of goods that can't be sold in three years. It is used to repair large armor. Large armor is inherently scarce. There is even less heavy armor to repair them.
It's a rare opportunity to see the reloading in action, as long as the idle people come around to see it.
However, seeing Zhang Qifan standing in the preparation area with an immature face, the crowd of onlookers suddenly became in an uproar.
"Lao Zhao, are you sleeping? The one you dragged over was a three-ball brand of heavy maintenance armor, not a bumper car, and it can't be played with by children. ”
"Lao Zhao, are you mistaken? Does that kid have a driver's license? You give it to him, too, I say. The yard is smashed, and you'll have to fix it. ”
"I said Lao Zhao. This kid didn't come back from your foolishness. You can't sell that tattered one, so just fool him into breaking it, and then let him pay for it, right? Be careful not to break someone, you can't afford to pay for it. ”
The owner of the goods called Lao Zhao crossed his arms, with a noble and cold smile on his face, just ignoring those screaming guys, he wouldn't be so kind to remind these guys who laughed at him, just now he underestimated Zhang Qifan, and was slapped in the face by the certificate, and when the armor moved, he also had to slap the faces of these messy guys.
The heavy armor finally stopped under the tow of the trailer, and Zhang Qifan, who had been prepared for a long time, used both hands and feet, and climbed onto the cockpit along the boarding frame.
Seeing his nimble movements, the commotion of the onlookers was a little quieter.
Zhang Qifan went up to the cockpit, Zhang Qifan did not rush to start the armor, but first carefully looked at every button, every indicator light, and every switch, which was two or three minutes.
I didn't see the armor start for a while, and the crowd of onlookers, who had been quiet for a while, became noisy again: "You can't find the button to start the engine, right?!" ”
In the crowd of onlookers, a bald man with a thick scar on his head said to the younger brother next to him: "Go back and drive our heavy armor over, and let Lao Tzu teach this child how to play with heavy armor." ”
The onlookers applauded loudly for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and the days of doing business were too boring, and there was no ghost for most of the day, and they might not be able to start a single business for three or five days. When the grass is about to grow, of course everyone is happy to see it.
When the bald man's heavy armor was brought over, Zhang Qifan, who had been studying for a long time, finally launched the repair of the armor.
The engine started, and a buzzing tremor spread throughout the armor.
The chatter is smooth and shows that the engine is running well. Zhang Qifan cautiously stepped on the clutch, and the armor gently pushed up. This is the first time he has piloted this kind of heavy armor, and he doesn't know how much power he has output, so he needs to get used to it.
This kind of caution, in the eyes of the onlookers, naturally becomes a novice performance. If you have driven heavy armor, how can you not even know the weight of the clutch?
Several familiar shippers began to laugh at Lao Zhao again: "Lao Zhao, where did you have the audacity to let such a green boy test drive such a big cargo?" Are you really not afraid of falling? ”
"Is that kid an adult? Even if you practice as a mother, you can't get a level 18 driver's license. ”
The bald man also drove a three-ball heavy maintenance armor of the same model, and after activating the armor, the bald man was familiar with the support legs of the armor, and then twisted his buttocks.
With such bulky armor, the posture of twisting his ass is very funny, but the bald man is very skillful in twisting, showing his good manipulation skills.
Then, he stopped and lightly stepped on the clutch. The maintenance armor suddenly learned Zhang Qifan's armor, and gently pushed it up, looking cautious, like a novice before Zhang Qifan.
The bald man is naturally not a novice, and this deliberate imitation caused a lot of laughter.
This kind of imitation is actually famous, called imitation show, is a way to compete in driving skills, one side uses a mecha to make complex movements, the other party can imitate it, who is more flexible and skilled, at a glance.
In the panicked onlookers, someone suddenly shouted: "Come on, come on, open the market, bald head against rookie, the odds are one to five, buy and leave." ”
"Hey, hey, don't buy all bald, the odds are smashed by you to one to twenty. Let's buy a few rookies, otherwise how will this plate be opened? ”
The dealer called for a long time, and no one was willing to bet on Zhang Qifan's side. The rookie didn't see a chance of winning, whether it was age or performance at the beginning, he looked like a novice, who would be so stupid to bet on the side that would lose.
After shouting for a long time, seeing that this plate was about to collapse, Lao Zhao turned his head and said arrogantly: "One to twenty, I took this plate." ”
If there are 20,000 people who bet on bald heads, then one to twenty, Lao Zhao will bet 1,000 on the rookie's side, which is not a lot of money. Anyway, it's just a joke, as long as someone is willing to take the plate, you can continue to play. The dealer hurriedly made a record, and he drank and bought and left.
Zhang Qifan didn't want to pay attention to the bald head, he checked and repaired the armor step by step, forward, turning, turning, and lifting, all of which were very flexible and stable.
But every time he made a move, the bald head imitated it like a monkey, and sometimes blocked Zhang Qifan's line of action, which made him a little annoyed. It's okay to provoke, but don't get in the way.
Turning around, the left front leg of the six supporting legs took a step forward, and then looked at the bald head.
The bald head did the same, and also took a step on the left front leg.
Zhang Qifan's left front leg was retracted, and his right front leg took a step.
The bald head does so.
Zhang Qifan stepped forward with his left front leg, retracted his right front leg, and staggered his back four legs together.
The bald head easily made the same action, and then smiled loudly at Zhang Qifan: "Hahaha, little guy, is this your level?" Not bad, well balanced, at least not to fall. I underestimated you just now, uncle is sorry, hahaha! ”
Zhang Qifan ignored his ridicule, and the six feet continued to alternate, but the speed was getting faster and faster.
At first, he easily kept up with Zhang Qifan's pace, but as Zhang Qifan's speed became faster and faster, the bald head had to concentrate to deal with it.
But after concentrating his energy, Zhang Qifan's pace was still picking up, and he began to move a few times, pause, move a few times, and pause again, as if there was a rhythm.
The bald head was quickly confused by this rhythm, and his left front and middle leg tripped together, and the armor stumbled, almost losing his balance, and he was so frightened that he scrambled for a while, and stopped the armor.
As soon as the armor of the bald head stopped, only the footsteps of Zhang Qifan's armor remained in the entire test driving field.
......Bang bang bang stomp stomp slam thump The onlookers were dumbfounded, this is ......, this is the rhythm of tap dancing?
This heavy armor, which is more than 30 meters tall and trembles three times in the entire test drive field when you stomp your feet, is actually dancing and kicking with very light legs? Are you kidding!
No kidding, something that made them even more dumbfounded happened, Zhang Qifan's armor stepped on the drum, while swinging his hands and twisting his waist, like a dancing elephant, he jumped to the end of the year.
The 30-meter-high armor weighs tens of thousands of tons, as long as the six legs leave the ground at the same time, when landing, the supporting legs are equivalent to bearing the impact of tens of thousands of tons at the same time.
When Lao Zhao saw this scene, his face turned completely white, and his heart almost jumped out of his chest.
Bang! The test drive shook violently, but the shock was much lighter than expected, not at all like the movement of a behemoth of tens of thousands of tons smashed to the ground. In the center of the field, the heavy armor was intact and landed safely.
The onlookers were dumbfounded, and a thought inevitably arose in their hearts: Is this still human?
Request for a commuter pass (to be continued......)