Chapter 664: Staying in the Mountains and Talking to the Pines
Seeing Zheng Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying kowtowing in front of their feet like pounding garlic, Wang Lu's heart swelled with disgust.
That's right, it's disgust, deep disgust.
In Wang Lu's eyes, kowtowing and kneeling do not represent the other party's respect for you, on the contrary, it is a kind of coercion, a coercion that takes advantage of the sympathy of others.
Wang Lu had been coerced like this before. The cause was a simple car accident, Wang Lu was driving in the traffic and waiting for the red light, at this time, a dilapidated tricycle drove across the motor lane, in order to avoid a straight truck, hit the back of Wang Lu's car. Pulled a long scratch on the bumper.
In a very simple and straightforward accident, the traffic police directly determined that the tricycle was fully responsible, and then - and then Wang Lu found that he was in trouble. Such a scratch, the standard price for maintenance in the 4S shop is 400 yuan, but look at the pitiful appearance of the tricycle driver, Wang Lu can't bear it, so he said to give 200 yuan. But for this 200 yuan, the tricycle driver was unwilling to pay, saying that he had no money. Wang Lu was a little unhappy on the spot, he had already taken the initiative to reduce the amount, and you refused to give 200 yuan? If you don't have any money, you can't have 200 yuan. Yes, that's right, my income is higher than yours, but my money is not blown by the wind, is it easy to earn a salary? The starting point is 5000 words a day, and there are pirated copies everywhere, and there is no reward, Lao Tzu code words are coded out of cervical spondylosis, is it easy for me? Wang Lu also had a bullish temper for a while, and the 200 yuan could not be less.
At this moment, the other party suddenly knelt down. Then, the scene changed abruptly, and a large group of spectators scolded Wang Lu for being shameless, having no sympathy, bullying the poor, and some people vigorously slapped Wang Lu's car, shouting, "It's great to have a car." If you have a car, you will force people to kneel"--Disgusting Wang Lu to death, your sister, when did Lao Tzu force him to kneel. It's because he has no backbone, okay. But the scene was all messed up, and Wang Lu couldn't explain at all, and finally Wang Lu was sprayed with a snort on his nose, and the tricycle driver took advantage of the chaos. Thereupon. After the spectators declared justice, they threw down Wang Lu and stared blankly at the scratches on the bumper of the car, and walked away.
Fuck me. It's just 200 yuan, Wang Lu asked someone to clean the room, it costs 25 yuan an hour, and no matter how poor you are, you can't pay 200 yuan. It's just that in order to save 200 yuan, you can kneel on the street, your sister, is your dignity only worth 200 yuan?
Therefore, Wang Lu was extremely disgusted with the act of kneeling and kowtowing at every turn.
"Get up. If you have something to say, it's good to say. Wang Lu said in a deep voice, and the brain waves were unconsciously emitted.
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying both felt the pressure from Wang Lu, it was the power of the king, awe-inspiring and inviolable. Tan Ying quietly pulled her husband and stood up together. The place where the skin of the two people was knocked on their foreheads. There was black juice slowly seeping down, but the two of them didn't wipe it.
But the more they were so respectful, the more disgusted Wang Lu became, and what was he doing here? Show me acting?
But Wang Lu didn't have a seizure on the spot, his own smart corpse was fake, he really wanted to fight with Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, it was really difficult to say whether he would win or lose, and if he was bitten, he would be sad. More importantly, Feng Zhenzhen must not be involved in this conflict, she was saved by herself, now is the time to repay her, you must ensure her safety.
Wang Lu flashed countless thoughts in an instant, and finally decided to flicker, continue to flicker, and never let Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying discover their fake identities.
Wang Lu softened his tone and said, "You just said a good thing, the envoy of the world is a family. If I really knew that there was any special way to promote awakening, I would naturally not hide it--" He paused, knowing that he could not categorically refuse, and that he had to give the other party a little hope, so he said in a consultative tone: "Seriously, we have been living in the mountains and have not had any contact with the messengers outside, but one thing is certain, awakening is definitely not a matter of eating human flesh as a sacrament. I can assure you that I've never eaten a single person. As he spoke, Wang Lu motioned for Feng Zhenzhen to hand him the bag of dried meat.
Wang Lu opened the jerky bag at Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying: "You see, we eat some little beasts every day to live, and we only brought this idea of dry food with us when we went out this time." ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying took the bag and tasted a piece of dried meat - although the two of them were wise corpses, they had never eaten human flesh, and they didn't know what human meat tasted like, but the bag of jerky handed over by Wang Lu was indeed ordinary beast meat.
Wang Lu said beside him: "Although I haven't seen that prophet, I always feel that it is a bit unreliable to be able to awaken by eating human flesh. When it comes to eating human flesh, it belongs to those voters, at the beginning of the Resident Evil outbreak, how many human flesh did voters eat, especially the first batch of infected voters, but they ate so much human flesh, and they didn't see any evolution, awakening, or anything. ”
This reason is a bit reluctant, because there is still a big difference between zombies and smart corpses, but Wang Lu quickly came up with a strong enough evidence: "I am in the deep mountains, and I don't know how far the envoys from other places have evolved, but in my opinion, the degree of evolution of the two of them is very high, but haven't you ever eaten human flesh?" ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying were silent for a while, although the two have been in a small mountain village, they have a little contact with the outside world, and they also know that some envoys have not even recovered their language skills, which is much worse than the husband and wife.
Pan Jingfeng said: "When the Yellow Envoy said this, I remembered that there was a messenger in this area called Wang Da before, and he never ate people, and even persuaded other envoys not to eat people, but his degree of evolution is very high. ”
Tan Ying next to her shook her head: "Husband, there has been no news from Wang Da's envoy for a long time, it is possible that he has degenerated into an ordinary voter because he has not eaten human flesh." ”
Wang Lu didn't expect that Wang Da, who was killed by himself, would spread so far and wide, and he was really famous all over the world, but he couldn't tell Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying that Wang Da did not degenerate into a zombie, but was killed by himself, and the crime was spreading fire.
Wang Lu was silent on the surface, but in fact, he was anxious, and he didn't know how the prophet came up with the sacrament theory, and now in order to solve the doubts of Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, he had to make up a set of arguments to deny the sacrament theory. Wang Lu is not a magic stick, and in a hurry, where can he think of it for a while.
At this moment, Feng Zhenzhen suddenly said, "Two of you." Instead of thinking about this out-of-tune sacrament, or the secret of our evolution, why don't you take a hard look at the changes that have happened to you? After all, you didn't rely on any external forces. It has evolved to the point where it is now, and there is a good saying that it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself, if you have found an effective path of evolution from yourself. And why take the risk of grabbing some sacrament to eat? Let's not talk about whether this sacrament is so easy to find, even if it is found, it will definitely be in the spotlight. How can the two of you fight with the envoys of the many and powerful people with these hundreds of voters? ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying glanced at each other, yes, this is reasonable. Among the envoys, there are also spheres of influence, or "circles". At the beginning of the awakening of the intelligent corpses, they only commanded the zombies by instinct. Gradually, you find that the more zombies you are attracting, the greater the corresponding power, and the more advantageous it is to command the zombies to attack the survivor settlements or protect your own safety. So the wise corpses wantonly wooed the zombies to be their little brothers. Feng Zhenzhen because of her quick awakening, what she did went further, she was in Liansheng Plaza at that time, and she had initially set up a zombie as the bottom, the low-level intelligent corpse as the grassroots cadre, the high-level intelligent corpse as the middle-level cadre, and the pyramid-shaped power structure on which she was high. In fact, it is not surprising that in the animal kingdom, it is normal for a few strong and powerful people to rule over the majority of mediocre people, whether it is a pack of deer or a pack of wolves, there will always be only one leader.
Since the advent of the apocalypse, the wise corpses have established large and small circles, although the number of zombie brothers under them has fluctuated, but it has basically been formed, compared to such a large circle, the hundreds of zombies under Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying are really not enough to see.
If you really take this idea zombie to fight for some communion, the end can be imagined.
Tan Ying said suddenly: "The two of you are right, it is our husband and wife who are not thoughtful, but I want to see that it is fate, I don't know if there is any urgency for the two of you to go out of the mountain, if there is no urgency, please stay here for a few more days, and our husband and wife can also ask for more advice on evolution." Speaking of which, we all have one thing in common, that is, we have never eaten a living person but are still evolving, and if we can reveal the true secret of evolution, it will be the gospel of the messengers of the whole world. ”
The gospel of the whole world is a shit corpse, I just want to hurry home and see my wife and son! Wang Lu hated in his heart, but his face didn't show it, but said heartily: "That's good, it's just going to trouble you." "--I can't turn my face with Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying yet. Unless he has the confidence to kill this pair of wise corpse couples with one blow, otherwise, as revealed in the words of Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, this deep mountain is mostly the nest of smart corpses, and there are few traces of survivors.
Tan Ying's IQ is indeed higher than that of her husband Pan Jingfeng, and she immediately said to Pan Jingfeng: "Quick, go to the kitchen and cook these meats." ”
Pan Jingfeng was puzzled: "What kind of meat is boiled in a good way?" The stove and pot were not used for a long time, and they were so dirty that they had to be cleaned with great effort. You used to eat meat directly torn and eaten, why are you so particular today? ”
Tan Ying said: "This meat is boiled for two guests, haven't you seen people eat cooked jerky?" It's like you, bloody and eating raw meat, and you don't have any quality at all. ”
Pan Jingfeng hurriedly said: "I'll cook it, I'll cook it." Carrying the pieces of meat, he hurried to the kitchen.
At this time, Tan Ying handed over the clothes that had been sewn and said to Feng Zhenzhen: "There is no one on the second floor, you can change your clothes there." Feng Zhenzhen thanked him and went upstairs to change his clothes.
Wang Lu looked down at the clothes on his body, which were Pan Jingfeng's, and listened to the sound of washing from the kitchen, and then looked at Tan Ying busy picking out the well-picked white loquat for cleaning, knowing that the other party was Huairou offensive, so he let the two of them stay.
He didn't come up with a good way to get out for a while, so he could only come and be safe.
After a while, the meat was cooked, that is, boiled meat, without even a little salt. There was also a plate of peeled white loquats.
Naturally, it was not easy to live up to the hospitality, Wang Lu and Feng Zhenzhen had to eat, anyway, some time ago in Liao Village, they ate boiled meat in plain water.
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying accompanied the guests and also ate a few chopsticks together.
Tan Ying cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and the guest and host sat down again.
Tan Ying was not in a hurry to ask about the secret of evolution at this time, but instead pulled up her routine: "Yellow Messenger, where do you live before you come to our small road to the village?" ”
The drama meat is here, this is to set the old bottom. Wang Lu said indifferently: "Oh, I live in Liao Village, um." It takes about 3 or 4 hours to ride a bike. ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying glanced at each other, and the two of them were familiar with the name of Liao Village, but it was abandoned many years ago. But since people can name such a remote village, nine times out of ten they are not lying.
Tan Ying asked again, "Yellow Envoy, how did you come to this deep mountain?" How did you spend that time after the Resident Evil outbreak in the first place? ”
Wang Lu is obedient and bosom friend. Knowing that Tan Ying was still not worried about his origins, he was still talking, and he was somewhat unhappy. Wang Lu doesn't like the feeling of being led by the nose - since we stayed, we expressed our willingness to communicate openly with you, so what's the point of going around and down?
Wang Lu said straightforwardly: "Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, although the years are nothing to our envoys, what we have is time, but I think that some irrelevant topics should not be discussed." ”
Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying immediately felt the pressure from Wang Lu. Pan Jingfeng even flinched, this small action fell in Wang Lu's eyes, and he immediately turned the defense into an attack: "In this way, the two of you will talk about your experience in this small mountain village after becoming a messenger." Let's analyze and analyze together. ”
Tan Ying said: "What is the experience in this village? In fact, after becoming an emissary, there is really nothing to say. Our husband and wife used to be very ordinary people, but they have become messengers, and they have never thought of doing anything earth-shattering, so it is good to live together in peace. In the past, there was voter harassment, but now that we are a family, we can still help out with some work, which is a good day. If I hadn't listened to the Prophet's sacrament theory and knew that not eating people might degenerate into the elect, my husband and I might have lived like this for the rest of our lives. ”
Wang Lu believes this, no life and no death, no dirt and no purity, no desire and no thought, since there is endless life, then why go to the fly camp dog Gougou, such a mountain dwelling day, once upon a time, is also Wang Lu's yearning.
Pan Jingfeng said: "The two of us don't have anything to do in the mountains, although we can't eat people, it's no problem to catch a beast to eat, I originally thought about raising chickens, ducks and pigs, but I couldn't raise them for long, and I was eaten up by the voters if I wasn't careful." ”
"There are a lot of voters, and they can eat a few bites of meat alone, and we think that people are iron and steel, and even if they are voters, if they don't eat for a long time, their bodies will always be unbearable, so try to give them some vegetables and fruits. At the beginning, the voters refused to eat it, and it was not a way to force it, but then they came up with a way to smear animal blood on vegetables and fruits to lure them to eat, and slowly, they got used to eating. ”
Tan Ying changed her words: "It's just that in this way, a new problem has arisen again - there is not enough food to eat." In fact, there is not a lot of arable land in this small road village, but we are too busy to farm as a husband and wife. There is really no way, so I taught the voters to do some of the simplest tasks, such as loosening the soil, watering, fertilizing, and driving birds. ”
Wang Lu nodded: "The voters who drive birds in the loquat forest are what you taught, right?" It's kind of interesting. ”
Tan Ying said: "To make you laugh, the voters are really not open, so they can only do some simple actions, and no matter how complicated they are, they can't remember it." She pointed to the loquat on the table and said, "You have also seen it, let them pick up the loquat that fell under the tree, even the stones and mud." Didn't you see that my husband and I just started teaching them that, a movement has to be repeated several times without saying it, always teaching the front, forgetting the back. ”
Feng Zhenzhen listened to it and wanted to laugh - laugh at herself - she also organized zombies to farm in the zoo at that time, and asked the smart corpses to supervise the work, but it was also a mess, and a lot of seeds were wasted. Thinking of that scene, I couldn't help but have a good impression of Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, the unconventional corpse couple.
Of course, there is another important factor, that is, Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, whether they are voluntary or limited by the environment, have never eaten human flesh so far.
Tan Ying said to Wang Lu: "Yellow Envoy, you see, the experience of our two husbands and wives is just such a thing, I really can't say anything extraordinary, and these things have nothing to do with the evolution of IQ." ”
Wang Lu shook his head: "This can't be said like this, our envoys actually don't have a deep understanding of biochemical viruses, think about it, 200,000 years ago, when Homo sapiens in East Africa used artificial fire, would they not have thought that their descendants would actually evolve to rule the earth." ”
"What Homo sapiens?" Pan Jingfeng asked.
Wang Lu was speechless, this is really a pretty eye for the blind to see, Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying are just a pair of ordinary rural young men and women, where do they understand the "Homo sapiens" in the theory of human origin, and they use the evolution of Homo sapiens as a metaphor, it is really a pearl cast into the dark.
Wang Lu briefly explained Homo sapiens and related doctrines, and he said to Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying: "You see, the human brain has actually been evolving, so it is not uncommon for the IQ of our envoys to evolve. ”
Wang Lu knew that of course such an explanation could not convince Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, so he snorted and said: "In this way, after dawn tomorrow, we will follow your husband and wife, and follow the usual practice of daily work and rest, go around your village to see what is different, maybe you have eaten what Zhuguo Fairy Grass has evolved so fast." (To be continued.) )