Chapter 79 is like a eunuch going up to the green building
Teacher Mu also noticed the abnormality of his mouth, and left Yu Xiaojia's lips in embarrassment: "Ah, this, this is the result of my body's natural reflex, if there is a foreign object attack, my skin will automatically crystallize, ha, don't be angry." Teacher Mu stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, and immediately the original crystallized skin returned to normal.
Teacher Mu once again stretched over Brother Zhu's face and forcibly kissed Yu Xiaojia, however, the moment Yu Xiaojia's lips touched his skin, half of Teacher Mu's face immediately crystallized, and even tried several times, it was the same.
It turned out that Teacher Mu's body mistakenly judged Yu Xiaojia's kiss to be an attack, and it was automatically crystallized to guard.
Mr. Mu saw that the beautiful woman he had been dreaming of took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, but because he had the gene of God, he automatically crystallized to block and counterattack all kinds of damage - it seemed that the ability could not understand what was close and what was harm, as long as there was a foreign object approaching, it would all crystallize - he couldn't help but be angry and annoyed.
What's worse is that Mr. Mu thought of something, if he can't even kiss him, then if he and Yu Xiaojia circle and fork, his thing will also crystallize into a stone stick - God, then what's the fun of being a man!
Legend has it that a stone girl can't be humane, so she doesn't become a stone man, not a eunuch but better than a eunuch! Damn, I still expect to be able to 3P, 4P and even 10P in the future, and now it has become a spring dream!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Teacher Mu pushed Yu Xiaojia away, like a mad beast, falling and beating in the broadcast room, and under his crystallized fists and feet, everything became a mess of debris.
Yu Xiaojia didn't know what Teacher Daomu was doing with her sudden gaffe, she and Xiao Hui hugged each other and shrunk next to her - Xiao Hui did not escape alone as Yu Xiaojia prompted, not to mention that this is the fifth floor, she will definitely die if she jumps out of the hole, and more importantly, Xiao Hui must not let Yu Xiaojia sacrifice herself, she is a policeman after all, and it is her duty to protect the people. What's more, she knows that in the face of a monster like Mr. Mu, there is no escape, and only by fighting can there be a glimmer of life.
Yu Xiaojia didn't know what Xiao Hui was thinking, she was secretly glad in her heart - her first kiss should not have been lost, this, kissing with a crystal like iron and stone, should not be considered a kiss. Otherwise, if you drink water every day, will you still kiss the teacup?
--At this critical moment, Yu Xiaojia is still struggling with whether she has lost her first kiss, and she is really an idiot. But it was Yu Xiaojia's simplicity and infatuation that made Teacher Mu fall madly in love with her, and even after mutating into a self-confessed god, he hoped to get her heart, instead of conquering her with violence. It is no wonder that in both Eastern and Western mythology, there are immortals who fall in love with mortals and cannot extricate themselves.
At this time, Teacher Mu, who was going crazy, suddenly stopped, he stared at Yu Xiaojia, and smiled strangely: "I'm just stupid, gods can't get close to mortals, but if mortals become immortals, won't they be able to live and fly together and become a pair of immortal couples?" ”
He muttered to himself, turned around and took out the small bag containing the god gene, took out a syringe filled with injections, and said to the shocked Yu Xiaojia "gently": "My goddess, this is the gift I have prepared for you a long time ago - the diluted god gene, I originally wanted to inject you after we spent our honeymoon." But now it seems that you, as a mortal, cannot be combined with my god body, and we can only truly unite after injecting you with the god gene and mutating your body. ”
Yu Xiaojia changed color in shock, could she also become a monster that can crystallize like Teacher Mu? Thinking that his whole body was crystallized, and then he was forcibly hugged and kissed by Teacher Mu, who was also a crystal, Yu Xiaojia shuddered, and just said "don't" half-like that Teacher Mu had already grabbed a chicken, grabbed Yu Xiaojia and pricked her plump arm.
Xiao Hui saw it next to her and exclaimed sadly: "Sister Yu! I wanted to rush up, but I was glared at by Mr. Mu: "Stop!" Dare to spoil my good deeds, Lao Tzu will kill you! ”
Yu Xiaojiamu stood in place dumbfounded, she had no way to resist, and she didn't know how to resist, she only had one thought in her heart: "It's over, am I going to become a crystallized monster like a stone carving?" I—Am I still human? Pity me, though surrounded by suitors, has never fallen in love with anyone else, and in the future, love will always leave me, because no one will fall in love with a stone sculpture. Just like the statue of Nanas, despite her broken arm, she is still beautiful, but people will only look at her and admire her, but no one will fall in love with her, and she will never taste the sweetness of a kiss. ”
Click, there was also a sound of musculoskeletal mutation on Yu Xiaojia's body, she closed her eyes, and tears slid down her face, maybe this was the last time she shed tears, because of the stone carving, she would not cry.
Suddenly, there was an exclamation from Xiao Hui next to him: "Sister Yu, you, you...... It's so beautiful. ”
How pretty? What does that mean? Shouldn't you be transformed? Just like Mr. Mu, his body has become thick and strong, and even his clothes are torn, what's so beautiful about this?
Yu Xiaojia couldn't help but open her eyes--no way, women have a paranoid attachment to their beauty, even if they become monsters, they can't help but find out when they hear someone praise them for their beauty--As soon as Yu Xiaojia opened her eyes, she saw Teacher Mu and Xiaohui both looking at her with appreciation.
She couldn't help but bow her head - only to see that her musculoskeletal had indeed mutated, but it had only increased a few points, making her figure have the style of a professional model, and the body shape was not exaggerated, it was still a fine fit, and there was a golden light, flashing on her body.
"What's going on?" Yu Xiaojia was also stunned, she couldn't help but raise her arm, wanting to touch her body, but she didn't expect her arm to move slightly, and the whole person floated, as if she was about to fly, so that she screamed, clamped her arm, and plopped softly, and her feet, which were already more than ten centimeters off the ground, fell to the ground again.
"Wind - I feel the wind on my arm!" Yu Xiaojia was surprised and delighted, she tried to raise her arm, and sure enough, she felt that there was a stream of air flowing around her arms, and the amplitude was a little larger, and the air flow rolled up the gravel and paper on the ground, like a gust of wind blowing.
Xiao Hui looked at Yu Xiaojia with fascination: "Sister Yu, after you transformed, you got the ability to control the wind - heaven, you have really become a fairy, maybe you can still fly in the wind." ”
The golden light around Yu Xiaojia gradually faded, and seemed to hide into her body, Teacher Mu smiled beside her: "The genes of gods really vary from person to person, not bad, my goddess, you mutate like this, it's much better than becoming a crystal like me, women, it should be like rain, fog and wind, if you want to become a crystal like me, how tasteless it is." Come on, my goddess, let's kiss it. ”
As he spoke, his big hand reached out to Yu Xiaojia, Yu Xiaojia's willow eyebrows were upside down, and he said: "Don't touch me!" With a wave of his hand and a tom sound, a wave of qi hit Mr. Mu like substance.
Teacher Mu had already crystallized his whole body when the air flow hit his body, and he laughed: "Yu Xiaojia, the God Gene I injected you with was originally diluted and weakened, even if you successfully mutated and were able to control the air, how could you hurt me in the slightest?" No matter how strong the wind is, I will be like a mountain, no matter how you blow, I will not move. ”
Yu Xiaojia waved her hands continuously, and waves of air smashed on Teacher Mu one after another, and the diffused air flow even lifted the sand and gravel on the ground, causing Xiaohui to close her eyes and squat in the corner, to be honest, Yu Xiaojia's ability to control qi is not weak, if she were an ordinary person, she would have been overturned by the air waves a long time ago, but the problem is that Teacher Mu's whole body crystallized, like a stone sculpture, no matter how fierce and strong the wind is, even if it is a twelve-level typhoon, he should not take it seriously.
Teacher Mu forcibly hugged Yu Xiaojia and kissed him like a pig brother - his crystallized mouth was only 0 away from Yu Xiaojia's red lips. 1 centimeter, paused. I can't kiss anymore.