"Life in the world is nothing more than the four pleasures of 'eating, drinking, prostituting, and gambling'." The land fairy Guangguang blushed, with a big tongue, holding the wine glass in one hand and holding my sleeve in the other, and said to me sincerely with a look of heart-to-heart: "But if you talk about the things in the cup, the little wine in the world is compared with the secret brew of the fairy family of Lingguang Gongzi, that is, that's what it is, oh, it's cat urine mixed with water, and it can't be served on the table at all!" ”

I was very tolerant and allowed him to pull my cuffs, and humbly asked with a smile: "Not to mention eating and drinking, I don't know what kind of pleasure gambling and prostitution are?" Lingguang has just arrived, and he has to ask the land fairy for some advice. ”

"Hey, hey!" The land fairy smiled ambiguously, "It's not that I'm making it up, everything in the sky is good, it's just a little cold, the spring and white snow are good, but how can it be more pleasant and direct than the worldly pleasure." Thanks to the fact that Lingguang Gongzi did not abandon himself to Xiaoxian as a guest, Xiaoxian should be a landlord. ”

He took my hand as he spoke, and said heroically: "Let's go, Xiaoxian will take you to have fun!" ”

"I'm tired." I arched my hand, crowned my hair, and followed the land fairy out in a dashing manner.

I came to the mortal world for a little half a month, Runyu Xian was on duty at night, except for a short nap during the day, most of the time he accompanied me to play chess, play the piano and talk about poetry and scriptures, and took care of me very properly. However, there are disadvantages of being too thoughtful, and the courtyard that does not go out every day makes me mistakenly give the illusion that I am still in the water mirror, but I just moved a place.

The little fish fairy said to me warmly: "There are many filths in the dust, if it is tainted by the Jinmi Fairy, the Pure Immortal Yuan. Runyu is also to blame for his death. ”

Defile me! Defile me! As long as you can go out and have fun. Regardless of the shouts in his heart, under the sincere gaze of the little fish fairy, he finally turned into a sentence, "What Runyu Immortal said is." ”

In recent days, the little fish fairy has been busy with a tight tolerance, and he has no time to play chess with me during the day, so he has to rely on the small feng shui land to take care of me. The land fairy respectfully received the will of the hall, and brought the local products to the door every day to honor me, what duck head neck, sauce plate duck, osmanthus duck, salted duck...... I am sure to pay attention to food, but I have no great enmity with the duck of the bird clan, so I persuaded the small land to exchange some things, but the small land looked disagreeable, "Lingguang Gongzi doesn't know, the best in the appetizer is the duck, squint a sip of small yellow wine, chew two mouthfuls of osmanthus duck, life is enough!" ”

This small land is addicted to alcohol, but the amount of alcohol is not very good, every time I drink more than a dozen jars, the tongue will be bigger, the words are not reduced, but more, the bamboo tube pours beans generally, and the meat jokes are one after another.

I also tasted the little yellow wine, and it was hard to drink, and I don't know how this little land could be so happy. I really can't see him practice himself like this, I specially used the osmanthus in the courtyard to brew some wine with him, thinking about putting him down by the way, but this small land only drank a pot of osmanthus brew and began to scatter his eyes, there are questions to answer, but sighing, if I drink more than 20 jars of Lingtai, I may not see a little chaos, in the past, the elves in the water mirror were the most afraid to drink with me, so that if I want to drink a wine, I can't find companionship, the so-called high place is not cold.

Today, I thought it would be good for me to go out and see what I had done after I had laid down the little land, but I thought it was very good that he was so enthusiastic that he wanted to take me there himself.

Let's say that this land fairy took advantage of the strength of the wine to take me around to a small shop, this shop looked left and right is just a small shop selling cloth, after entering the store, the land fairy opened his mouth to the shopkeeper and asked, "I don't know if there are fresh fish to sell here?" ”

The shopkeeper was smoked by a mouthful of wine, and it was easy to stabilize his mind and carefully look the two of us up and down, and said, "Two sons, come with me." ”

I was very inexplicable, as I entered the backyard of this small shop and went down a few flights of stairs, into a basement, only to find that there was a cave, the basement was brightly lit, and there were no less than twenty square tables in unison, and there were four people sitting on each table, and there was a small tofu block in front of him as a meditation and thought, and there were also three or two people watching the battle on the side.

"There are big chips and many masters, and if you want to gamble, you need to get this underground gambling shop to have fun." The land fairy said in my ear, and then asked the shopkeeper for a pair of mahjong, that is, the tofu block, and after roughly following the rules with me, he pulled two mortals to a table to officially start.

Two hours later, the land fairy and I were blasted back into the street by the gambling house's guard. "This son, we are doing a small business, and we can't afford to toss a master like you, so please don't come to smash the field again." Finally, the shopkeeper bowed to me three times.

The little land fairy beside me looked at me with admiration, "Lingguang Gongzi is so lucky!" Good gambling skills! Could it be that the real body of Lingguang Gongzi is the second master of Guan, the god of wealth? ”

I carefully recalled the second master Guan who was as red as a jujube, and then compared it with my white and beardless appearance, I really couldn't beat the edge. Mahjong this thing, boring tight, the so-called confrontation to have a win and lose before making fun, like playing with the little fish fairy, he eats my three or five sons, I swallow him five or six sons, take turns to win or lose to calculate the interest, which is like this mahjong, I listen to what cards can touch what cards, all the fields are Hu, except to win some heavy yellow and white things, it is really not very interesting, just that.

I patted my clothes and walked in front of the house, and the little land carried the yellow and white things I won with a cloth jacket and followed behind slowly.

Now that you have tried to "gamble", you might as well experience the last of the four great joys of life that the land fairy said.

The land fairy led me to a place called "Wanchun Building", and I was greeted by a terrifying smell of fat powder that rushed straight to the Tianling Gai, and the general was stunned for a moment, and a woman who was a few years old and smeared with red willows and green had already held me and the land fairy one by one, "Yo, look at these two handsome boys, please come in, please come in!" I wonder if the two of you know each other? ”

The land fairy was still dizzy, and walked a long way, panting and throwing the cloth on the table, poured a sip of tea and said, "And call your top card here." ”

The woman's eyes smoothed the open corner of the cloth, and immediately straightened, and shouted upstairs in a sharp voice: "Peony! Bay laurel! There are distinguished guests! ”

A big flash slashed the Tianling cover, I straightened my eyes, Peony Changfang Lord?!

I dragged the small land out of the door, and ran wildly, I don't know how far I ran, and I didn't see anyone driving flowers to get us, so I gasped and stopped.

Thanks to my responsiveness! If you give Changfang Lord back and take it back, I don't know how to punish me, fortunately!

"What is Lingguang Gongzi doing?" Xiao Di didn't know where to go, he asked me in a daze, and before I could speak, he patted the back of his head and suddenly realized: "Xiaoxian is negligent, Xiaoxian is negligent, Xiaoxian has forgotten Lingguang Gongzi's preferences, and he should be punished!" ”

Well? What do I like?

The small land couldn't help but say that I patted the door and entered a place called "South Building Restaurant", the small garden at the door contains chrysanthemums and peaches, and it is elegant, the more you go inside, the more you feel that something is wrong, but you can't say where it is wrong, until the land fairy is very heroic to throw a few yellow and clear things, a left and a right two fancy white men come to me, I only realize that this is not right.

Yes! As far as the eye can see, the people in this small restaurant in the south building are all men and men.

It turned out to be a place where broken sleeves were concentrated in double cultivation.

"These two little guys, are you still satisfied with Lingguang Gongzi?" The land fairy squinted his eyes, leaned on the Taishi chair next to him to eat tea, and listened to the sound of his tongue knotting, obviously still drunk.

I swallowed dryly and said, "Very satisfied." ”

If it comes, it will be safe.

I made up my mind, but I didn't know what to do next, and it wouldn't be good if people laughed at me that I hadn't seen the world. I turned my head to look into the curtain next door, but I saw a man who looked like a meat mound holding a folding fan and picking up the chin of the little man in his arms, and said with a smile: "Yingge, let the master hurt you well!" ”

Got it!

It's just that I don't have a folding fan at hand, so how is it good? If I change the fan out of thin air to frighten a mortal, yes, I took a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of me, gently lifted the chin of the little man who was holding my arm on the right hand, pulled a smile, and was about to say the words that I learned and sold, but I didn't know that the little man next to me looked up weakly, but his eyes were stunned and flew behind me, and he was envious and envious and surprised and glamorous.

"Jinmi?!"

I turned around, but I saw the phoenix standing at the door, with soap boots in green clothes, and the expression on his face was beyond the Six Realms and not in reincarnation, which was very mysterious.

I smiled at him, "What a coincidence, Second Highness also came to have fun?" ”