Xiao Wu returned upstairs, the fat man was holding Mao Linsen's sky-high tea and drinking wildly, Mao Linsen shook his head and sighed: "Cow chews peony." ”

Xiao Wu continued: "Violent destruction of heavenly things." ”

The fat man smiled and said, "I'm just a vulgar thing, how can I compare with the two of you." ”

Xiao Wu sat down and said, "Didn't you recognize your junior high school classmate just now?" ”

The fat man's eyes flashed, "Really?" Didn't recognize it. ”

"People recognize you at a glance, but I deny it for you, your current identity is too far from what he expected, and I don't want you to lose face."

"Yes, yes, it's still Xiao Wu who feels sorry for the fat brother, it's best if you don't know him."

"But fat brother, in which city in the north did you study in junior high school?"

The fat man was stunned, and before he could answer, Mao Linsen interjected and said: "Xiao Wu, the opening day of the Nova Era is coming, and the father of the Jin brothers will come over to attend the opening ceremony. ”

"Oh, is it still in the Universal Building?"

"No, their office has moved to the top floor of the department store, and the renovation of the office is done first, and the renovation of the store downstairs is almost finished. The foundation of that building has a problem that needs to be avoided in the exterior wall decoration, just a few days. ”

"Well, okay, in addition to fighting ghosts, I also learn Feng Shui."

"With me, you don't have to learn." Mao Linsen smiled: "The chicken I bought yesterday, can I burn it and eat it today?" ”

"Okay, I'll cook."

Watching Xiao Wu go downstairs, Mao Linsen said to the fat man: "When I saw Liu Licheng in the life grid of that middle-aged woman, I was soft-hearted for a while, thinking of saving his life. ”

"After all, the teacher is a soft-hearted person, a student in the previous life, and he can't help but save it in this life." The fat man grinned.

"Where do you still have the slightest respect for me now?"

"I'm going to treat you like an old man, others will be scared, first of all, Xiao Wu will be scared, when the time comes, do you want her to treat you as a father, a brother, or a boyfriend?"

"What should a boyfriend do?"

"Teacher, how do you ask me this question, I want to know what women think, and they are still alone."

Mao Linsen glanced at him speechlessly, a person like a fat man, no matter how much suffering he suffers, he can treat it as a jelly bean one by one, and live with a smile.

He asked the fat man, "How did you check the 10-minute surveillance that was deleted outside the auction house?" ”

The fat man immediately said proudly: "I was about to tell you, I invaded the nearest Skynet monitoring probe near there, checked the pedestrians passing by during that time period, and the pedestrians in the time period when the light fog appeared for the second time, and found that a person should be Lao Ji, although he made a disguise, but the way he walked betrayed him." ”

Mao Linsen sneered, "Old Ji? It's really ghostly, he is already at the end of the strong crossbow, I guess he went back to find a helper, and he didn't dare to come to me, so he looked for trouble with Xiao Wu. ”

"But now that he's hiding, we're in the light, he's in the dark, how can we find him out?"

Mao Linsen took a sip of the teacup slowly, "Wait, there will definitely be another one." ”

"The teacher is so calm, if he wants me, he is in a hurry, whoever wants to harm my girlfriend will dig three feet into the ground and find out the corpse of five horses."

"You also live for two thousand years, and see if you will be in a hurry."

The fat man smiled and said, "Forget it, just live a good life in this life." ”

No one knows how strong the fat man's dependence on the teacher is, looking at him five big and three thick, he thinks he is a big man, but he has been rooted in his loneliness since childhood, which makes him particularly afraid of being abandoned.

For the fat man, the memories of that northern city are difficult to describe, and all his memories began at the moment he met Limber, and he vividly remembered the first time he saw his teacher, even though he was only five years old at that time. And the memories before that were blank, as if he had appeared in this world out of thin air.

No one will appear out of thin air, his birth was an accident, because the mother with cerebral palsy was raped and pregnant by someone for some reason, because she was very fat, and the multiple children in her belly looked just a little fatter, and her grandparents were busy picking up garbage all day to make money, until the child was born, she found out that there was suddenly more people in the family.

The two old men scrambled to clean up the newborn child, and when they looked back, they saw that his mother with cerebral palsy had died of hemorrhage.

His grandparents had to support him anxiously, the pressure of life, the depression of the mood, and the two old people also died of illness one after another.

The people from the neighborhood office helped him contact other relatives to adopt, and the reply he got was either weak or unintentional. I had no choice but to contact someone from the Civil Affairs Bureau.

He sat and waited in front of the street office, and there was a small lonely, and the people who walked by the door looked at him indifferently, and out of nowhere came the song of Happy Birthday, and he suddenly became happy, and sang the song of the only meeting.

A woman with a problematic IQ stopped to listen to him sing, and then sat next to him and sang happily with him.

Passers-by laughed and shook their heads, and the woman's husband stood there watching, and he seemed very happy that his wife could sing.

When someone from the Civil Affairs Bureau came, the man said, "I have adopted this child, and he is very close to my wife." I am a secondary school teacher and have the ability to raise him. ”

Since then, this man has given him all his fatherly love. There is only one request, call him Limber, not Daddy.

His five-year-old intelligence is comparable to that of his adoptive mother, and Limber is like taking two children, telling them stories and playing games with them, and he is really patient.

Soon, his cleverness was revealed, and by the age of 10, he was already taking care of his adoptive mother, who had an IQ of only 5 years old, like Limber.

Limber's favorite thing to instill in him is science fiction stories such as celestial orbit and extraterrestrial life, and he always likes to add a sentence after the story: this is probably not science fiction, or it is real.

Slowly, this sentence took root in his heart.

When he was in junior high school, Lin Bo was his homeroom teacher, and after graduating from junior high school at the age of 15, Lin Bo contacted him to a high school in the United States and sent him to study abroad. At the airport, he said to him: "Ten years, it can't be longer, otherwise it will be even more difficult to give up." ”

He didn't understand what he meant, and after going abroad, he went from frequent correspondence to no news at all, and the last letter told him that his adoptive mother had passed away, and he had changed city life and work.

He thought that his adoptive mother had died, and Limber must be very lonely and wanted to return to China to accompany him.

Limber wrote back that no, he had adopted another girl.

He felt that all this was very wrong, but Limber was like he had disappeared from the earth, and he couldn't find him anymore. At that moment, he suddenly had a panic of being abandoned again, and although he was almost an adult, Limber had left him enough money.

He threw himself into his studies and later worked hard, believing that Limber must have wanted him to be independent and self-reliant.

At the age of 35, he ended his third relationship, only to feel that he was the only one left in the world, and loneliness pressed him like a mountain. Limber called him out of the blue and asked him to return to China. Hanging up the phone, he cried for the first and last time in his life.

He returned to the country as fast as he could, threw himself at Lin Bo's feet, hugged him and cried bitterly, Lin Bo sighed silently and said, "Thank you for coming back, now, I need you." ”

Limber gave him a pile of ore and said to him: There is an element in it, refine it, make glasses, I can use it.

It took him a month to do it, and when he put on his glasses, he saw that there was a female ghost next to Lin Bo, and he was really scared.

That incident was ridiculed by Ni Min'er for a long time.

When he got used to the presence of Ni Min'er and other ghosts, one day, Limber asked him: Do you believe that there are aliens in this world?

He said, "Yes, I've always been, and I'm a member of a UFO association in the United States." ”

Limber nodded: Just believe it. As he lay down on the bed, he just wanted to ask what was wrong? I saw a tall figure sitting up in Limber's body, with a blue fluorescence all over his body. Tall and lanky, with long limbs and a well-developed back of the head.

"He" walked up to him, and the transparent amber eyes looked at him, and held out his hand to him, he stretched out his hand in amazement, but the violent beating of his heart could no longer support his body, and he fainted.

Before fainting, I vaguely heard "him" say: Another Ye Gong is a good dragon.

It wasn't difficult for him to accept that Limber was an alien, and that "he" told him that "he" was called Pi, and that "he" was in front of him because he needed his help.

They stayed together for three days, gave him materials, made him a mahogany cross, and made a charm.

He asked many questions, about galaxies, aliens, history, black holes, etc., and Pie was very patient and answered them one by one.

Finally, Pie said, "Limber's business is done, and I must leave the earth for a while, maybe months, maybe years, and when I come back, I will come back to you." During this time, please take care of Xiao Wu for me. ”

He thought that the teacher's care for Xiao Wu was just out of the affection for adopting her since childhood, and he said: "She and I are both your adopted children, just let me take her with you to take care of her." ”

Pai said, "Xiao Wu is my companion Dia, she is injured and has been recovering. Your adoptive mother is also her. This time she has returned to the normal intelligence of earthlings, and before I come back, you don't appear in front of her, I'm not sure if it will mess with her memory. I left her 200,000 yuan, if you find that she doesn't have enough money, find a way to let her get a sum of money naturally, just worry about food and clothing. ”

He agreed to Pie's request, discussed with Ni Min'er how to take care of Xiao Wu, and returned to the United States to start his own business.

Five years, until he was tired and fell into cardiac arrest in the company, and his soul was about to leave his body, he saw Pie fly in through the window and slap his soul back into his body with one palm.

After that, it would be nice for him to be happy in this life, and there was nothing else to ask for.

*

The fat man poured tea for Mao Linsen and poured himself a cup, "Teacher, where have you been in the five years since you left the earth?" ”

Mao Linsen was silent for a moment and said, "I went home." ”

"What's wrong with your home? Why do you want to live on Earth? ”

"The planet I live on is called helium, its volume is only half of the earth, it was destroyed by a sudden meteorite rain, and now it is divided into two halves, although the living environment has changed, but it is not impossible. Some of the displaced people have already returned, and I will take her away as soon as Dia's body recovers. ”

"Understood, teacher, if there's anything I need to contribute, just say it."

"You're already helping me."

The fat man smiled happily: "Teacher, do you need me to go to work with me tomorrow?" ”

Mao Linsen couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said, "No, I always feel that this time it's not just as simple as dealing with an old Ji." Maybe Jin Xuanxiao is the key to the problem, keep an eye on him. ”

"Okay," the fat man nodded, and said, "Teacher, I made a pinhole high-definition probe, press one at home, there is often no one at home." ”

Mao Linsen nodded.

He took a nail out of his pocket, looked around the room, and then found a place to "bang bangbang" and nail it into the wall, unscrewed the nail head and changed the head, and hung up the "Morning Mist Map of Yinpan Village", just to expose the hidden probe.

If the fat man doesn't say it, he can't even see it.

Take out your mobile phone, click on a page, and you can see the picture captured by the camera, and the whole living room is clear at a glance.

The fat man proudly showed in front of Mao Linsen, "How? ”

Mao Linsen looked at it, "With such a small probe, this kind of clarity is also wide-angle, which is already very good." ”

was praised by the teacher, and the fat man hummed an out-of-tune tune proudly, twisted his hula dance in front of the camera, looked at the page with his mobile phone, and twisted left and right, back and forth in the living room.

Xiao Wu walked up the stairs, stretched out her head and looked twice, the fat man's big ass was twisting happily at her, she was so frightened that she shrank back, and couldn't help but shudder, these two people turned out to be good.

The fat man saw Xiao Wu's head flash in the camera and called her, "What are you doing sneakily?" ”

"It's time to eat." Xiao Wu muttered again: "Why do you have eyes on your buttocks?" ”

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