Chapter 15 The corpse has been defrauded
Xiucai met a soldier, and he couldn't explain it clearly, what my master was most afraid of was a fierce person like Lao Lin, and he didn't dare to quarrel with Lao Lin anymore, but he knew that I would definitely not "go out of the school".
To be honest, I don't have too much passion for being a god, and I don't appreciate Zhou Tan's submissive and forward-looking character, if the two are in a fair position for me to choose, I will choose Lao Lin, who is heroic and righteous, and happy to be the master. But I became a god stick in order to survive, a teacher for one day and a father for life, of course, I can't really go out of the teacher's door.
One article and one martial arts, Zhou Tan and Lao Lin did not conflict, so I proposed that both masters should be, but Lao Lin was actually joking with Zhou Tan, so I quickly agreed.
Everything has to be said to come first and come first, Zhou Tan has already taken the lead, and Lao Lin can only be relegated to the second master. In those years, chrysanthemums were still a kind of flowers, 2B was just a drawing pencil, and the word "two" was still very popular, so although Lao Lin was not very satisfied with the title of "second father", he also gladly accepted it.
Lao Lin's martial arts were learned from a relative when he was a child, and there were more than a dozen moves in total, which were called splitting tendons and wrong bones, and it was renamed in modern times, called grappling. He doesn't know which family he belongs to, anyway, if he can beat others and can't move, it's a good martial arts.
Half of the reason why Lao Lin was able to rise rapidly in the countryside was because he was invincible in fighting, and in addition, he was thick on the outside and fine on the inside, ingenious, and proficient in hunting, fishing, blacksmithing, and carpentering, and I could learn a lot of things.
We were drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in large chunks, when Wu Zhangya broke in. He is nearly 50 years old, and he is good friends with my two masters, and he is proficient in Chinese medicine and herbal medicine. Like things gather, my two masters and Wu Zhangya are both good at wine and food, and they often eat at other people's houses.
I also drank two bowls of old wine, and asked with the pleasure of wine: "Second Master, you are so powerful, who left you this scar on your face?" ”
Lao Lin was already drunk and his face was flushed, and he touched the scar with pride: "Mom, that time I didn't fight back to let people cut it, I slept with his wife, and he slashed me, which can be regarded as flattening!" ”
Everyone daxiao, I am sweating, being caught and raped in bed is still so proud, and only this second master can do it.
Lao Lin said solemnly: "People who practice martial arts are not forced to do so, they can't do anything to people who don't practice martial arts, and they can't bully people with martial arts, this is my rule." ”
I hurriedly said, "Yes, I will never hit someone first, and I will never steal other people's wives!" ”
Zhou Tan and Wu Zhangya, but Lao Lin made an angry look: "It's not promising, you should see everyone you like and hook up, this is called a man's ability, as long as you are willing to do it, the emperor Lao'er can't control it!" ”
Zhou Tan hurriedly said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, if you hook up with other people's wives, it is inevitable that others will also hook up with your wife, if you don't get a few more kinds of flower willow disease, this life will be over." ”
Lao Lin said triumphantly: "I have the foresight not to marry a wife, so only I sleep with other people's wives, and it is impossible for others to sleep with my wife, and it doesn't matter if there is a willow disease or something like that, Lao Wu will be cured, haha......"
Everyone is down, what else can be said when encountering such an old rascal and an old scoundrel?
My mother saw that I worshipped two masters and had a backer, and she had a smile on her face.
This night Lao Lin spent the night at my house, and in the second half of the night, the dogs in the village barked non-stop, and they quarreled all night, which really annoyed me to death. But at the same time, I am also a little uneasy, weishenme these days the dog barks, some people say that it is true that they saw the tall gods?
As soon as it was dawn the next day, Lao Lin began to teach me grappling techniques and the tricks of fighting. After breakfast, Master still came to my house to teach me a lesson, and he still taught me the basics. Both masters stayed at my house to prevent the Butterfly Gang from harassing them, and the knot was calm all day, no one came to seek revenge, and Shengyu Po did not come to trouble.
Could it be that Sheng Yupo is so soft? I don't think she or her son are like that, and they won't give up. But whether it's literary or martial, even if you let the horse come, I have two masters to support me!
At about eight o'clock in the evening, I was listening to the two masters talk about some rural legends, when suddenly I felt a cold and rancid smell rushing towards me. I can't say that the smell of weishenme rancid is not smelled, but felt, in short, the feeling is like facing a rotting corpse in a coffin, and the cold and numb feeling quickly extends from the hands and feet to the body, rushing to the top of the head. Before I could react to what was going on, another cool and comfortable breath on my back suddenly spread, quickly pushing the cold feeling out of my body.
Master, who was sitting diagonally across from me, also sensed something strange, with his hands on his chest, his thumb and index finger upright, his other fingers bent together, and his hands together. But by the time he pinched the gathering aura, I was back to normal.
"What's going on?" Master asked.
"I don't know, it's a little weird......"
Before I could finish my sentence, there was a sudden very sharp and high-pitched exclamation from next door, followed by several screams, I had never heard such a hoarse exclamation, and the feeling of fear was like an invisible hand pinching my heart. My mother and the two masters also changed their faces and jumped.
"Mom!
"Run!"
"Tricked the corpse ......"
All kinds of screams mingled, and even though they were separated by a wall, they still made us startled.
I've heard the legend of the corpse scam many times, but I've never encountered it, and I didn't expect it to happen at close range. Lao Lin immediately rushed out, and the master shouted, "Don't go out!" ”
This time, Lao Lin was obedient, stopped and turned back and asked, "Don't help?" ”
But Master asked me, "Are you okay?" ”
I shook my head, and he asked again, "What did you feel just now, I'll hear it." ”
I knew that the matter was not trivial, and hurriedly explained in detail how I had just felt. Master's face was gloomy and he pressed his finger on my back: "Does the cool breath start from here?" ”
I can't be sure, but I'm sure it started with the dorsal vertebrae, so I nodded.
There was a strange light in Master's eyes, as if he was surprised and excited, but also a little angry, and I couldn't figure out what was going on.
My mother and Lao Lin hurriedly asked what was going on, but the master didn't answer, just said that no matter what happened outside, don't go out. Lao Lin was furious: "You old liar began to pretend to be a ghost again, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, what are you doing?" ”
The master sighed: "Alas, there is no evidence for this, so you can know it in your hearts, don't make trouble." Just now, Sheng Yupo sent an evil thing to harm Xuan Ming, but it didn't succeed, and the evil thing fell on the corpse next door and turned into a zombie! ”
My mother and I were terrified, and at the same time very angry, it was not enough for this old witch to instigate the Butterfly Gang to smash and loot, but she actually used evil means to harm me, it was really too much!
Lao Lin was furious and immediately went to settle accounts with Sheng Yupo. Originally, he had a little friendship with Sheng Yupo's husband, so he didn't trouble their family because of the Butterfly Gang's troubles, but now Sheng Yupo actually used such a despicable means to harm me, and he was furious.
I couldn't hold Lao Lin, and the master said coldly: "I knew that your bull temper would run wild, but it was boring to go and hurt more people." ”
Lao Lin said angrily: "How can you harm more people? ”
Master said slowly: "There are many kinds of corpses, the general one is just to sit up, or jump a few times and not move, but some will become zombies, jumping like flying, infinite strength, strong as iron, minions with corpse poison, caught or bitten by it may also become zombies, if you don't believe it, you can try it, see if you can split the muscles and bones?" ”
Lao Lin was immediately speechless, no matter how powerful his grappling hand was, he couldn't detain zombies, and fighting demons was not his strong point.
Master continued, "There are many kinds of zombies, and if they are buried in a corpse field, they will become zombies. Zombies can be made with spells; Newly dead corpses possessed by evil spirits or evil spirits will turn into zombies; Corpses absorb the yang energy of the living mouth-to-mouth, and they may also become zombies; When someone dies, their soul is scattered but they remain in their bodies, and they may become zombies. The one next door should belong to the third type, possessed by evil things, which is one of the two most difficult zombies to deal with. ”
I thought the zombies were coming to attack my house, but when I heard the sound, it ran away, and I said, "Master, it's running somewhere else." ”
Master nodded and breathed a sigh of relief: "Maybe she has been attacked and can't control it, or maybe it's afraid of the breath on your body and doesn't dare to come over......"
"Afraid of my breath?" I was a little surprised, could it be that the demon fox on my body drove away the evil thing just now, and the evil thing was afraid of the demon fox's breath?
The master looked unpredictable, but he frowned as if he was worried about something, and to be honest, I didn't like the uncomfortable appearance of his fish bones stuck in his throat.
While we were talking, someone ran to my door and knocked on the door and shouted, "Is Mr. Zhou inside?" Help! ”
The master said, "You should ask Sheng Yupo to deal with it, I have been very sick recently and have no energy. ”
Outside: "I looked for her, and she also fell ill." There are already two people who have been bitten, both of them are from the villagers, you can't ignore it! ”
Master said, "I'm really sick and overwhelmed, cough cough...... You can only ask her for this, and you need to tie the bell to the bell. ”
What the old god stick said is that it has gold content, and he won't say that it's a ghost made by Sheng Yupo, but only that the bell is tied to the bell or something, and the water doesn't leak. The man outside the door heard a little sign and ran away, and after a while, someone came to help, this time it was the master's cousin Zhou Mu. The master still refused to open the door, and asked Zhou Mu to look at the zombie in a mirror, or beat it with a broom, a book, a ruler, glutinous rice, and red beans.
Zhou Mu hurriedly ran away, and later a few people spontaneously came to invite, all of them were related to the family, and the master couldn't help but answer, they all confessed the same, but they just refused to go out.
All the dogs in the village were barking hysterically, and there were many babies crying, women crying, and a lot of screaming from time to time in the distance, and a strange atmosphere of terror enveloped the village, and I began to feel my heart beating.