Chapter 121: Enlightenment
Now, Su Can and his father have officially become disciples of the beggar gang, and the enlightened Su Can no longer has the arrogance he had at the beginning, he is willing to be a beggar and enjoy the happiness that he couldn't feel before.
"Hey, Qingzhu, get up, the sun is drying your buttocks, and if you don't get up, you won't have anything to eat."
Outside Li Qingzhu's small courtyard, Su Can was yelling outside, Li Qingzhu sat up sleepily from the plank, looked at the door speechlessly, and said in his heart: "This bastard, now he is more active as a beggar than anyone else." ”
Before he could come back to his senses, Su Can had already broken in, grabbed Li Qingzhu's arm directly and shook his body and said, "Qingzhu, you are still sleeping, you have to be as lazy as you to eat, you are starving to death!" ”
Li Qingzhu was completely woken up by him, looking at Su Can's excited appearance, Li Qingzhu not only roared as if he was angry, but also stuck Su Can's neck with both hands, and pressed Su Can who had no power down.
"Bastard!! You bastard!! I'm dreaming!! ”
Li Qingzhu rode on Su Can's body, pinching his neck and shaking constantly.
Several elders who had been attracted by the quarrel between the two saw that such a scene was going on inside, and the three of them turned their heads in unison and blocked the door.
"Elder Mo, what's going on inside? Is the helper okay? ”
An eight-bag disciple asked nervously,
Before Mo Laoqi could speak, Elder Qi smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this is the daily activity of the helper in the morning, don't worry." ”
"Help!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Can's miserable scream came from inside, and all the disciples present were stunned, and then looked at Elder Qi with suspicious eyes.
Who knew that Elder Qi's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he continued: "Hehe, don't be nervous, this is just the ventriloquist of the helper, I want to make everyone happy and let everyone have a good mood." ”
This time, not only the other disciples, but also Mo Laoqi and Zheng San all looked at Elder Qi with contempt, meaning, you can say this kind of nonsense, and it is very natural, it is really superb.
After the farce in the morning, Li Qingzhu took Su Can to work.
"Fortunately, in two days it will be the rest day of the gang leader, so you can sleep in." Li Qingzhu said with a yawn as he walked,
"Damn, the beggar still has a day off? So advanced? Su Can, who heard about it for the first time, looked at Li Qingzhu with wide eyes.
"Nonsense, beggars are also people, why don't they have a day off?"
Li Qingzhu glanced at Su Can, and Su Can looked at Li Qingzhu with black lines and said all kinds of undisciplined speeches.
"By the way, where are we going to ask for food today? I found that you have a really good reputation, whether it is Guangdong or Beijing, even others who ask for food rush to give you things. ”
Su Can looked at Li Qingzhu curiously, hoping to know the secret that he could eat so well.
Li Qingzhu didn't answer, but asked rhetorically, "What?" Didn't you do the same before? Everywhere is Master Su's. ”
Hearing Li Qingzhu mention the old thing, Su Can was not so depressed, but seemed to let go, and laughed self-deprecatingly: "You don't make fun of me, it's not that you don't know what those people are coming for." ”
"I'm just a loser, I don't treat money as money, maybe people see me saying that Master Su is good, and I can't help but think in my heart, that fool is here again!"
Hearing Su Can's funny words, Li Qingzhu couldn't help laughing.
"Sometimes, the friends who seem to you are not real friends, and those friends who usually don't say anything and pull you at critical moments are real friends. Qingzhu, xiexie you. ”
When Su Can said this, he looked at Li Qingzhu and thanked him seriously, if he hadn't been a slap in the face when he was confused, he would probably still be in the mountain temple, being a rotten person.
Li Qingzhu smiled when he heard this, and said, "You don't have to thank me, if you are really a hopeless person, nothing I say will work." ”
Su Can nodded and smiled gently, then raised his head suspiciously and asked, "Qingzhu, in fact, I have always had a question, weishenme, you have to help me, our relationship is not so good?" Moreover, you don't do it with a good haode rich young master, but instead run to the capital to make it called Huazi, this is weishenme? ”
"Ah Can, in fact, we have known each other for a long time, but you haven't known it all along."
Li Qingzhu smiled mysteriously, and then danced the dog beating stick casually.
Although Su Can's martial arts skills were lost, his eyesight was still there, and he recognized Li Qingzhu's dog-beating stick method at a glance, and suddenly pointed at Li Qingzhu and said, "Oh!! It turns out that you are the man in black who has bad intentions towards me, who competes with me every night, and makes me feel cold every night! ”
Li Qingzhu listened to what Su Can said, and suddenly his head was full of black lines, what is the cool buttocks, Lao Tzu is not interested in your chrysanthemums, okay!
Li Qingzhu directly expressed his dissatisfaction with his actions, and hit Su Can on the head with a stick, and said with a black face: "I'm heterosexual!" Not interested in you! ”
Su Can naturally couldn't dodge without martial arts, and was knocked on a solid beat, he only had to hug his head and cry out in pain, who called the situation stronger than people?
"Eh, there's another question, you haven't answered me yet."
Li Qingzhu took back the dog beating stick and said slowly: "Because I think I have enough money, I want to live a different identity, which will be a lot more interesting." ”
After Su Can heard this, his facial expression was very exciting, and he saw that his left eyebrow was slowly raised, and he looked at Li Qingzhu with a strange look.
I thought to myself: "Damn, isn't this just a neurotic self-abuse?" It seems that every master has an addiction that cannot be looked back on. ”
Although Li Qingzhu didn't know what he was thinking, he could see from his expression that this thing must not have anything good in mind, so he directly knocked on Su Can's head with a shudder and said, "Don't think about it!" ”
Another sharp pain came, and Su Can said angrily: "I hate others knocking on my head the most!" ”
"What the hell did I knock you!?"
Not to be outdone, Li Qingzhu glared back at Su Can, Su Can also looked at him, the spark between the eyes of the two became deeper and deeper, and they were about to fight.
Su Can suddenly turned into a flattering smile, and said cheaply: "It's okay, I'm very comfortable being beaten by you, it's okay if you hit a few more times, come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower!" ”
Li Qingzhu saw that he looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and suddenly goosebumps rose all over his body, and he felt a chill enveloping him.
"Hey, disgusting, you masochist."
Li Qingzhu kicked Su Can away in disgust, but he didn't want this guy to stick it up again like a dog skin plaster.
The two came to the door of a brothel after playing with each other like this, Su Can hung on Li Qingzhu and asked curiously: "Damn, can you go to a brothel if you want food?" If I had known this, I would have been a beggar. ”
Li Qingzhu pulled him off from himself angrily and said, "I'm here to find someone." ”
"Hehe, don't hide it, who can you find in the brothel? Everybody's a man, I know. Su Cantian shamelessly posted it again, and said with a lewd smile.
PS: Regarding the time BUG, I don't think it's necessary to be so serious, in fact, there are more time bugs in the later "Drunken Fist 2" volume, and in this regard, a famous book reviewer is right, this book is a poisonous weed.