28 Chapter XXV
Since I can't conjure up buns, I naturally speak my mind, and invite Runyu Immortal to go to the mortal shop for breakfast.
Let's say that the two of us changed their appearance and restrained their fairy spirit, found a shop in the market that was still passable, and sat down on a clean stool, and heard someone next door calling: "Xiao Er, come to four or two buns." ”
"Come on!" A young man put a white cloth towel on his back, and came with a steamer with his hands and feet.
There is a kind of learning, but this "little two" has been called by the next door, according to this sorting method, I slapped the table with a golden knife and called: "Little three, serve the recipe!" ”
When I landed, the whole store was silent, and a table on the right hung a bamboo curtain swished a few vicious eyes, I turned around, but saw three or two women sitting in the curtain, all of them were looking at me with resentment and resentment.
In the corner of the store, someone "fluttered!" "A bang.
Belch...... I turned around and approached the little fish fairy and asked in a low voice, "Didn't I rob them first?" ”
Xiao Yuxian swallowed his tea, approached me, and replied in a low voice: "This 'little three' is a curse word in the mortal market. ”
As he was talking, the old man who was pulling the abacus beads in front of the cabinet took the recipe with a tight face and handed it over, and complained to me: "This master, the table next door is the third aunt of the town's head and face, and the tea party in my small shop today, you just squeak what you want, just don't smash my store door like this, please." ”
Mortals are really quirky, how can this "little two" be called, and the "little three" can't be called, and they are so pedantic!
Don't worry about them, I opened the recipe, and the first dish was very thrilling, called "pancake fruit", and let my little heart of the fruit jump in the boiling oil, and shook my head again and again, "It's too cruel!" It's cruel! ”
The little fish fairy looked at it, pursed his lips and smiled comfortingly: "This fruit is not another fruit, but a fried dough, don't be afraid." ”
Having said that, however, the name of this bloody dish still made me feel sorry for it, yes, looking down, the next small point is called "crab roe soup dumplings", and I am very happy about the buns, so I ordered this dish and asked for two bowls of soy milk.
After a while, the guy named "Xiao Er" brought a large basket of steaming steamed buns, I reached out and pinched one in my hand, blew it, and gnawed it down with great interest.
It turns out that mortals are really an unreliable species.
There is no fruit in the pancake fruit, but there is soup in this crab roe soup bag, or a lot of soup, a mouthful of soup "slippery" splashed out, and accurately dripped.
Someone in the corner of the store "fluttered!" "Yes.
I took the cuffs and was about to wipe the robe of the little fish fairy, but he waved his hand and said, "It's okay." With a wave of his sleeves, he brushed his robe without a trace, and when he landed, the whole robe was restored to its new and tidy condition.
The little fish fairy is really a generous and gentle fairy, not only did he not complain about me, but also carefully sandwiched a soup bag dipped in vinegar and put it on my plate. In this way, I was able to enjoy the rest of my breakfast.
After breakfast, the little fish fairy took me around the market, and when I saw that the sky was getting dark, the little fish fairy sent me all the way back to the small courtyard and rushed to the birthday feast. All in all, the day was a very peaceful and smooth one.
It's just that the little fish fairy is very good, but one thing is not good, and when I go to the birthday feast, I go to the birthday feast, and even draw an enchantment to enclose me in the room, which is very bad.
I pinched the enchantment, and silently recalled the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra that the phoenix taught me, and there seemed to be a way to break the enchantment in the Supreme Great Mantra, but with my current cultivation, I don't know if the enchantment against the night god is useless. I muttered the scriptures, breaking the gold spell, breaking the wood spell, breaking the fire spell, breaking the earth spell, all of them did not work, only the last one was left to break the water spell, it seemed that there was little hope, there were two points of luck, I silently recited the water breaking spell again, I didn't want a burst of light to rise up, with a bang, the enchantment instantly dissipated like a burst of water bubbles, leaving only a few wisps of water vapor.
Not bad! Another 600 years of cultivation is not ordinary! I stepped out of the house, dressed up, and prepared to join in the excitement of the Celestial Realm. I was beckoning a cloud at my feet, but I suddenly remembered that no one was leading the way, and I was afraid that if I didn't wait for me to touch the edge of the Tianhe, the Pleiades Star Monarch would have already taken office. It's better to detain an earth spirit and earth immortal to show the way.
After the spell rose and fell, a big living person hula fell from the sky, almost hitting me right in front of the door, but fortunately I took two steps back.
"It's so unexpected, isn't the land boring now?" I straightened my sleeves and looked down to see a splash of water on the top of my satin boots.
The person on the other side "Flutter! "One, this sound is really familiar and kind.
When I looked up, the clothes of the visitor were all verdant, the eyebrows were shining, and the placket was unrestrainedly open, which was the "fluttering" gentleman in the corner of the store in the morning.
I arched my hand at him and said, "It turns out that the king is a land, and I will be lucky!" ”
"Flutter!" This person was very cooperative, and lived up to his name and pounced again, and said with a smile: "Pounce Jun, um~ This name is good!" I like it! However, I am not a land, but a water demon in the clear water stream outside the city. I don't know why this 'little two' immortal detained me? ”
Little Two Immortals...... I was silent, but I could make a connection with the fluttering gentleman. It's just that I'm clearly detained by the land, why did I come to a water demon? Isn't it because I have the temperament to attract youkai? It's a shame...... Seeing that the sky is getting late, the hour is short, and now there is only the future.
"This time, I will invite you to ask for advice. I don't know which direction the road to the heavenly realm needs to be taken more conveniently? Please drop by. ”
Fluttering Jun Guang sleeves were in the wind, shook the water beads on the tips of his hair, and said slowly: "Isn't Xiao Erxian going to the birthday feast of the Queen of Heaven?" ”
I said, "Exactly." ”
Pu Yu Jun asked again: "Is the little second immortal preparing to go to the South Heavenly Gate or the North Heavenly Gate?" ”
I thought that the North Heavenly Gate was the main gate of the Heavenly Realm, which really did not fit my style, and it was better to have a partial door and the South Heavenly Gate to be lined up, so I replied: "The South Heavenly Gate." ”
Pu Yu Jun asked again: "Is the little second immortal preparing to arrive at the end of the Shen time, or the first time to arrive at the unitary time?" ”
I said, "Naturally, the sooner the better." ”
He then asked, "Is the little second immortal going to fly or swim?" ”
"Fly it." I'm not a fish, swim away......
After a detailed question and answer about half a pillar of incense, Pu Yu Jun "snorted" and said abruptly: "I know the road to the heavenly realm, but just after taking a bath in Xia Shicai, I was arrested by the little two immortals 100,000 urgently, and now I am afraid that I have to go back to make up for it first." ”
I was dizzy, and was about to stomp him to death, but he slowly continued: "However, for the sake of me and Xiao Erxian falling in love with each other, I will reluctantly endure it and lead the way with you." ”
After finishing speaking, the fluttering gentleman gathered a mist of water, stepped on it unhurriedly, and flew unhurriedly in front to lead the way. I grinded my teeth, calmly beckoned a cloud to follow, and the two of them crossed the Tianhe River to the South Heavenly Gate one after the other.
Outside the Nantian Gate, the two bearded generals on the left and right are holding halberds, guarding them with tigers and tigers. I hurriedly collected the cloud head and was about to rush in, but I slowly followed behind me, but that day the general stretched out his halberd to stop me, "Do you have an invitation card for the two Taoist friends?" ”
I sneered, "No, I am a friend of the immortals under the moon, please ask the gods to be accommodating." ”
"So I'm sorry, today is not as good as the past, the birthday of the Queen of Heaven, if there is no Cambodia in the north and south of the Heavenly Gate, it will not be allowed to go." Actually moved the fox fairy out is not worth using, this day will really be a piece of mahjong cards, so incompatible!
He reached out to my bun, twitched it gently, and said, "Little Erxian is really interesting. Obviously, he brought a Shang Fang sword, and he had to grind with the heavenly generals. ”
"How offended the little gods!" The two heavenly generals knelt down with a fist in Feng Ling's hand.