Raising the blade, I sat on the crow's lower abdomen with my back to it, grabbed the mass and was about to drop the knife, when I suddenly heard a thunderclap on the ground behind me: "Bold! ”

It is really terrifying that such a quiet and graceful night explodes such a discordant sound.

I was so shocked that I fell to the ground, and the blade of my hand nearly cut my hand.

I saw that the crow sat up from my collapse naked, and a pair of hanging eyes burst into staring at me, so being looked down on suddenly made me feel very uncourageous, so I put away the blade and stood up, so I could barely look at it at eye level, and sighed in my heart: It is worthy of being a crow who has only won the fairy road, and even the height is comparable to the sugar cane in the old Hu Tingzi.

I can't help but think that I have cultivated the Tao for 4,000 years but have not made much progress, and now I am still a ten-year-old child in the personal world, and I look much more immature than Forsythia who has only practiced the Tao for 1,000 years. At the time, I didn't know that I wasn't just an ordinary grape spirit.

I was ashamed of my size, but the crow had already looked me up and down sharply, and asked, "Where is the little demon?" "Although it is not an inch, the majestic posture is quite overwhelming, and we realize for the first time that the momentum has nothing to do with the clothes.

However, although I am shallow, I am an upright elf who takes cultivating immortals as a noble goal, and being called a "little demon" by a crow really makes me sad and angry.

Thinking about it, this crow is almost dying, and I have a drop of honey to recover intact as before, I still have self-knowledge of the effect of the honey I brew, which shows that this crow is very good, if I fight with it it will be a fiasco, not to mention that I want to take it Neidan essence, if it knows, I am afraid that today is the time when I turn into spring mud and protect flowers.

After pondering for a while, I put on a kind and humble expression and said: "Daoist friends can call me 'Engong', and it is the fine tradition of my Water Mirror Elves to do good deeds without leaving a name." ”

These words show it that I am its savior, uh~ Although I originally intended to eat it after saving it, but, the same way, the same way, after all, I saved it. Naturally, it can't destroy the benefactor. The second is to mention it, I am an elf, not a demon in its mouth.

"Eun Gong~?" The crow looked at me coldly.

I was frightened and thought it was exposed, but I still pretended to be calm and said, "It's not." In order to prolong the life of the Taoist, I poured the whole altar of my own secret flower brew to the Taoist, and then the Taoist friend was angry, and the Taoist friend woke up. The sky can be seen, except for the word "whole altar", every word is true.

The crow suddenly smiled, although it was as gorgeous as the peach blossoms in full bloom in the garden, it seemed to be quite shocking at this time, and he opened his mouth quietly, "Could it be that Daoyou is swinging a knife to save my life?" ”

I thought about it solemnly, and took pity to lift a strip of silk to cover it, "I saw that the Taoist friend was in rags, and I wanted to change your clothes for you, but I didn't want to see a tumor under the lower abdomen of the Taoist friend. ”

After speaking, the crow's face was strange for a while, and it turned blue and white, so it was not strange, and he looked me up and down again, and asked, "Are you a woman?" Then he said, "Since you are a woman, do you not know that there is a difference between men and women?" What a system to be so presumptuous! "Quite angry.

I don't know how to deal with it now, I only know that there is a difference between flowers, grass, trees, trees, people, fish, birds, and beasts, but I have never heard of a difference between a man and a woman, and I am very puzzled. One day later, Lao Hu was very sad and indignant after hearing me say this, and complained with tears in his eyes: "I am a man, how can Xiao Taotao say that he has never seen a man!" I didn't care to reassure him: "I thought that a carrot would look like you." Old Hu thumped his chest.

Just when I was stunned and shocked to learn for the first time in 4,000 years that I was a woman, and that there was another species in the world called "men", the crow that claimed to be a man pinched the bun on my head and said, "For the sake of your young age, you were born outside of this heavenly wilderness, and I don't care about you. ”

I was indignant and was about to argue, but the crow recited a trick to show me in my original form, and I did not stand firm on the edge of the bed and rolled around, but the crow of the day was full of interest and clamped me with his fingertips, "What am I saying, it turns out to be a little grape essence." ”

Seeing his two thin lips closed one by one in front of me, I suddenly remembered Lao Hu's words: "Fruit essences and fruit fairies like you and me are scarce, and they will be eaten as soon as they go out." "I closed my eyes tremblingly, Lao Hu, Lao Hu, I died before I got out of the school, and now I am about to be filled with a crow before I get out of the water mirror, and let me take the first step.

The consequence of closing your eyes is that you accidentally fall asleep when you close them.

When I woke up from a hearty sleep, I saw that it was dark in front of me, how could it not be dawn, and I felt a burst of Mount Tai pressing on the top, and said in my heart: Isn't it that I have entered the crow's five internal organs temple, if I turn back into a human body at this time, I don't know if it will open its belly.

Change is what you say.

Behind the transformation of the person, there was a sudden brightness in front of him, but it was not me who opened the crow's belly. For at some point, the crow turned into a bird and slept on my bed with its wings outstretched, and it was his wings that held me down.

It turns out that crows don't eat grapes. I was very relieved.

Remembering that I hadn't handed the concert to Lord Changfang yesterday, I prepared to go to the barrier again.

The general walked to the door and heard a voice splashing jade behind him: "You and I have prepared breakfast." But the crow woke up and turned into a human body, and leaned lazily on the couch. Listening to his tone, I think I am very used to being called, but unfortunately I have never been called by others in such a bad habit.

However, the most annoying thing is this "but". His mana is stronger than mine, and last night he showed me up with a casual trick, and it is probably not good for me to offend him.

So, I only went out with tears and hatred, and I heard a voice behind me: "Go quickly, go back quickly." ”

But, see you again. When I handed the food I had finally found to the crow, the crow's face changed as blue and white as yesterday, and he pushed in disgust, "You can eat it yourself." ”

I looked down at the whole dish of earthworms crawling around, and I thought there was nothing wrong with it, "Don't all crows eat bugs?" "In vain, I dug through the backyard to find these earthworms, and I barely managed to make a plate.

This time, the crow's face was richer, and after alternating between red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, he finally opened his mouth: "You little demon, who told you that I am a crow!" ”