After saying this, I turned my head to look and saw my former best friend Shen Miaoyu wearing a white evening dress, and standing next to her was my first love for four years!

That's right, just like you think, my best friend and my first boyfriend went to bed behind my back, and when I caught them in bed, these two people shamelessly said that they were true love, let me fulfill them!

"Sorry, I went the wrong way!" I felt disgusted to say a word to the dog, so I decided to turn around and leave.

As a result, Shen Miaoyu took the lead in blocking the way I was going, picked her eyelids, looked at me with a vigilant face, and said in an extremely unkind tone: "Tang Juan, do you know that I am going to get engaged to Wenhang, so you came to smash the field, right?" ”

Rong Zhi beside me listened to my words, and after looking at Zhang Wenhang with a pair of deep eyes, he said with great disdain: "Tang Juan, your vision is really bad!" ”

I glared at him fiercely, but I didn't have time to pay attention to him now, because my current combat power was on Shen Miaoyu's body.

"Shen Miaoyu, don't put gold on your face, I don't care if you two are engaged or divorced, now if you know each other, hurry up and get out of the way!"

Listening to my words, Shen Miaoyu's eyes were crooked, and she scolded me angrily: "What kind of divorce, Tang Juan, don't I just get along with Wen Hang, do you say such vicious things?" We really love each other, you, as my best friend, should fulfill me and let Wenhang out who no longer loves you, but now you actually come to curse us for divorce, aren't you afraid of retribution? ”

"Don't worry!" I snorted coldly and said in an unusually disgusted voice: "If you want to be punished, it is a woman like you who specializes in robbing other people's boyfriends first!" ”

"Slut, you dare to curse me!"

Shen Miaoyu's eyes widened, and she raised her hand to hit my cheek, Rong Zhi's eyes narrowed slightly, and the whole body of the woman who sprinkled was frozen, taking advantage of this opportunity, I raised my right hand and slapped her openly!

The crisp sound was particularly loud outside the door of the banquet hall, everyone in the hall looked at us, except for me, no one else could see it, Shen Miaoyu didn't suspect his strange behavior just now, but shouted at me: "Tang Xuan, you dare to hit me!" ”

"Why can't I hit you?" I said coldly: "You slept with my boyfriend without telling me, and laughing at me behind my back for being a slut, just these two points, I slapped you lightly!" ”

Shen Miaoyu was speechless by me, and at this time, Zhang Wenhang, who had not spoken, stood up, and accused me with a dark and calm face and a disgusted tone: "Tang Xuan, why can't you be a lady like Miaoyu, always beating people at every turn, I really hate your uneducated disgusting appearance, don't be embarrassed here, hurry up and apologize to Miaoyu!" ”

Listening to Zhang Wenhang's words, my heart was as uncomfortable as a pinprick, and I said in a cold tone: "What qualifications do you have to say about me, you praise me for my frank and cute personality when you like me, and now that I have a new love, I will say that I am uneducated, Zhang Wenhang, you are really fucking hypocritical!" ”

Zhang Wenhang looked at me like a neuropath, and yelled at me: "Yes, Tang Juan, you are the most fucking hypocritical, and you are the most real in the world, okay?" You're scolding the streets like a shrew all day long, and you don't even have the slightest shame! ”

"You say I'm like a shrew?" I pulled the corners of my mouth coldly, looking open-minded: "Okay, then I'll show you what a shrew is!" ”

After speaking, I walked towards their engagement banquet hall, Zhang Wenhang immediately grabbed me, and said in a low voice: "Tang Juan, today is my engagement banquet with Miao Yu, don't make trouble, save some face for everyone!" ”

"Face?" Listening to the two words spit out of the scumbag's mouth, I almost didn't laugh out loud: "Zhang Wenhang, why didn't you think of the word face when you fucking carried me behind my back to fuck my best friend, but now you want me to protect the face of the two of you, it seems that the most shameless person turned out to be you!" ”

Zhang Wenhang's face was extremely ugly, but he didn't have a seizure, and said to me angrily: "Yes, it's me who is shameless, it's me who has failed you, but I ask you, you should leave quickly!" ”

"I really didn't want to make trouble before, but now, ......" I glanced at the equally scared woman behind him, and directly shook off his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to make trouble today!" ”

After entering the banquet hall, I went straight to the stage in the middle, grabbed the microphone in the master of ceremonies' hand and said: "Guests, relatives and friends, I am a classmate of Zhang Wenhang and Shen Miaoyu. ”

The guests at the banquet were still a little confused, but now when they heard what I said, they only thought it was part of the program, and immediately clapped their hands very cooperatively, and shouted in unison: "Good! Say one! Say one! ”

The dog man and woman in the audience saw that I was about to tell them those disgusting things, and immediately ran in my direction frantically, presumably to snatch my microphone.

"Lady, talk about it well, for your husband to eradicate all the garbage that wants to stop you from talking!" Rong Zhi suddenly floated in front of me and said to me.

With the word man, I was in a good mood and picked up the microphone and began to tell the "story"!

"I met Zhang Wenhang in junior high school, and then we were admitted to the same high school, and Shen Miaoyu became my tablemate in the first year of high school, so it was logical to change from me, Zhang Wenhang, and Shen Miaoyu to me!" I said quietly.

"Later, the college entrance examination was over, I received a text message from Shen Miaoyu, she asked me to go to KTV to sing, and then I fucking believed it, when I found the box she said and pushed the door in, guess what I saw?"

After I said this, someone in the audience really asked, "What do you see?" ”

"I saw a room full of surprises!" I said the last three words very loudly: "Zhang Wenhang and Shen Miaoyu had a goblin fight naked, and when he saw me come in, Zhang Wenhang also told me that it was because Shen Miaoyu was not feeling well, and he was just helping her massage!" ”

"Hahaha......"

The audience immediately burst into laughter, but soon they couldn't think of it, because I then asked: "Zhang Wenhang is my first love after dating for a few years, and Shen Miaoyu is my best friend who has poured out my heart and lungs, what do you think I should do?" ”

“……”

"I picked up the beer bottle on the table and broke Zhang Wenhang's head, dragged Shen Miaoyu out of the box for everyone to watch, and finally called the police to say that one of them was a prostitute and the other was a prostitute!"

“……”

"After the incident happened, the police invited their parents to come, and to my surprise, the parents of the dog man and woman were even more shameless, and even discussed at the police station that they would be engaged to each other first, and then get married after finishing college! That day at the police station, watching the two parents shake hands and make peace, my tears of laughter came out, and after a long time, I became the matchmaker of this dog man and woman! ”