Today's moon grows very white and fat, illuminating a small bridge and flowing water in a garden, rockery pavilion is very complete, I sit with the phoenix, the little fish fairy three people sit in front of the table of the eight immortals to drink, I think it is also very harmonious and complete.

In addition to the land fairy, he knelt on the ground with a half-human-high broom on his back, and wiped the sweat drops from his forehead with his sleeve from time to time, looking unsatisfactory.

"The little immortal has asked the two immortals to take the blame!" The land fairy's tongue straightened up this time, and finally stopped tying the knot, apparently sobering up.

"Do you know what's wrong?" The small fish fairy is gentle and drizzly, and it is good to follow the path.

"Xiaoxian is so wrong, you really shouldn't be greedy for what is in that cup! Xiaoxian is so wrong, he really shouldn't take Lingguang Gongzi out of the yard without permission! Xiaoxian is so wrong, he really shouldn't teach Lingguang Gongzi to gamble! "The land fairy counted himself very neatly and sincerely.

"Huh~? That's it? The little fish fairy smiled at the land fairy, and it couldn't be more gentle.

The land fairy trembled, "The little immortal's crime is unforgivable, the crime is extremely evil, and the crime deserves death, and the last thing should be to lead Lingguang Gongzi to the place where fireworks are pickled!" Then he fell down and pleaded guilty to the ground.

"What else?" Phoenix asked.

"Huh?" The land fairy straightened up and blinked, and said sadly: "It's gone, it's really gone!" ”

The phoenix shook the osmanthus wine in the cup, took a sip gently, and said leisurely: "I heard that there is a punishment in the mortal world called 'even sitting', there is a village thousands of miles away from here, and it seems that a nest of mountain bandits lives in it. ”

The land fairy burst into tears, "The little bandit in the village is the thirty-sixth generation of the descendants of the great-grandson of the ordinary brother of the little fairy, and His Royal Highness Wanwang raised his noble hand!" It is the emperor who also has two poor relatives, and the immortals also have three mortal relatives.

"Huh? ~" The phoenix eye swept the small land obliquely, and pulled a long tail note, "This god is lonely and unheard, I heard that there is a 'four great joys in life', but I don't know what it is?" ”

Xiao Di made a swing, and suddenly turned to me and said solemnly: "Lingguang Gongzi, Xiaoxian drinks and is confused during the day, in fact, the four great pleasures in life are 'piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting'. At the end, he laughed dryly, "Slip of the tongue, pure slip of the tongue!" ”

Well? This slip of the tongue was a little farther away. I was hesitating, but the phoenix reached out to visit my Yin Tang, "Fortunately, the immortal root is still stable, and it has not been contaminated by the turbidity." ”

The land immortal breathed a sigh of relief, but listened to the phoenix continue: "From tomorrow, you will go to Lao Jun's Dan room to be an immortal servant who starts a fire." ”

The land fairy cried and said: "Second Highness, Lao Jun's Danfang steamer is general, Xiaoxian is afraid of heat, if you go in, I am afraid that the Dan Pill is not yet ripe, Xiaoxian will already be steamed." Can I change the punishment? ”

It turned out that it was really an unwise move to bargain with the cold-hearted immortal of Phoenix, but seeing that Phoenix groaned slightly: "There is still a messenger missing, I heard that there is a ghost who catches souls in the hell of Ah Bi, why don't you go to the top for a while?" ”

"Your Royal Highness Xie Er's grace, Xiaoxian prays willingly and voluntarily to go to the Laojun's mansion to burn the fire." The land fairy wiped away the bitter tears, and was retreated by the little fish fairy.

"Jinmi Fairy's winemaking skills are very good." The little fish fairy tasted the osmanthus brew in his hand and praised.

"Where, where." I pretended to be polite, "If the Runyu Immortal is happy, Jinmi should teach this winemaking remedies." ”

"So it's decided, and when the fragrant jade flowers bloom on the night of his evening, Runyu will sweep the stairs and wait, waiting for the Jinmi fairy to come to teach." The little fish fairy smiled like a spring breeze.

I simply agreed.

The phoenix pondered to himself, looking indifferent.

I graciously brought the flask and poured it for him, but he did not say a word, and let me fill it for him. Accustomed to him snorting coldly from time to time, it was a little weird that he was so quiet now.

Next, I became the wine boy of the two of them, the two of you and I have a glass, the wine does not stop, the words are not half a sentence, even the eyes have not met for a moment, just like this about touch and drink five jars down, the little fish fairy one hand on the forehead smiled at me, the eyes were blurred and closed in an instant. I put down the flask and called him twice, but he didn't respond, "He's drunk." The phoenix glanced at the little fish fairy and came to a conclusion.

There was a little itching at the feet, but it was the plum blossom beast rubbing my robe, this little beast can't speak, the spirituality is very clear, I recited a trick to move the little fish fairy to its back, it then humped the little fish fairy in the vast night to fly to the heavenly realm, thinking that it was back to the Xuanji Palace.

The phoenix looked at me with a complicated expression, seeing that the posture should not be drunk, how can it be drunk but not drunk, and drunk when it should not be drunk. I continued to serve the wine jug and poured wine with him, and drank to the fifteenth jar, I simply abandoned the wine jug and directly hugged the wine jar to help him pour wine, and drank to the twentieth jar, I was shocked, I didn't want the phoenix to be a master of wine, isn't it a thousand cups of wine with me? But the wine has been drunk, and what should happen next?

I picked up a stone stool next to the phoenix and sat down, pondered for a while, and said, "That...... That one...... You still owe me 300 years of cultivation, so why don't you take advantage of this auspicious day tonight to cross with me. ”

I haven't seen him respond for a long time, so I regretted it?! I looked up at him, but saw him sitting motionless, just looking at it from a distance, only to find that his cheeks had flown two faint pinks at some point, and the hanging phoenix eyes were covered with a layer of moist hookah, and the pupils were more and more black to the extreme.

I repeated it twice, he still ignored me, I was anxious to poke him lightly, I didn't know, he shook and leaned on my shoulder, the fragrance of osmanthus wine rushed to my face, I knew that he was already drunk.

Ordinary people are drunk, there are people who talk a lot, such as land fairies, there are people who love to laugh, such as small fish fairies, I heard that there are also people who dance with their hands, but they are like phoenixes who are silent and quiet, and they still set up a shelf to bluff people, I don't think there are many.

I missed the trick of moving back to the wing, but because he was so close and had a tendency to slide down my shoulder, I had to free one hand to hold him, and the other arm was pressed by him and could not even move, let alone perform the spell.

In this way, I half-dragged and half-helped him back to the wing, this guy was a little heavier, but he was quite obedient, and did not move to increase my burden.

I tried my best to set him on the bed, but I saw that he was still clutching the empty wine glass in his hand, his lips were ruddy and slightly pursed, his eyes were closed, and he was sharp, and his two eyelashes cast two well-behaved shadows under his eyes, so he looked like a childish child.

Child~ It's used to bully!

I stretched out my two hands and pulled his cheeks round and flattened, and I was very happy.

When he was on the rise, he opened his eyes suddenly, looked at me sharply, and said, "Who is the little demon?!" ”