Chapter 155: Shameless Sister
"This ......"
When Li Xiaodong heard her say this, he covered his crotch tighter, not daring to let go of his hands.
"Sister, what do you have to say directly, okay, you pester me like this, I can't help it, it's easy to misfire. ”
"If you can't help it, don't bear it, come, good brother, hug my sister, haven't you always wanted your sister very much, my sister will give it to you now." ”
Liu Yan hooked his neck, leaned up with his small mouth, and sent a fragrant kiss.
This time, Li Xiaodong couldn't help it.
Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a yarn, maybe I'm thinking too much, it seems that my sister is serious, and there will be nothing else.
Okay, hero, just use your heroic nature vigorously, your chance has come.
Li Xiaodong smiled in his heart, just let go of his hands to wrap around her smooth waist, but he didn't think about it, Liu Yan suddenly hit his crotch with a knee, only to hear a whine, Li Xiaodong covered it tightly and squatted on the ground in pain.
"Hmph. ”
Liu Yan had already turned cold and said, "You shameless brother, this is the end of you secretly bullying your sister." ”
"Why? Why did you sneak up on me, sister, you're not human. ”
Li Xiaodong gritted his teeth in pain, and he was almost dizzy.
That land of heroes belongs to the critical place, although the heroes are extremely powerful, although Liu Yan didn't use much strength, but no matter what, he can't withstand a hit.
Liu Yan crossed his arms around his chest and said proudly: "Do you dare to ask why?" Hmph, you dare to secretly Sister Astringent Wolf, this time my sister showed mercy and didn't blow up your bad things, if you dare to have a next time, my sister will use scissors." ”
Li Xiaodong hurriedly mobilized the talent vitality of the healing system, quickly replenished the loss for the hero, and said, "Sister, what do you mean? I really didn't treat you well." ”
"Huh? Do you dare to quibble? Don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin?"
Liu Yan grabbed a bath towel and wrapped it around his body randomly, "Then let me ask you, how did you get a wet piece on the sheet?"
"How do I know?" Li Xiaodong said depressedly: "It's strange, you sleep at night, how can you get the sheets wet?"
"Didn't you get it?" Liu Yan's cheeks suddenly heated, and it seemed that he shouldn't have said this sentence just now.
She was a woman, although she was a divorced and very open woman, and in any case, she could not say anything about this kind of knowledge about the sexes.
Well, as for what kind of physiological knowledge, Li Xiaodong can only make up for it by himself.
In order to figure out why the sheets became wet, Li Xiaodong quickly put on a pair of pants, walked out of the bathroom with Liu Yan, and came to the scene of the crime, that is, the big bed where Liu Yan slept in.
Liu Yan lifted the cup, pointed to the wet stain and said, "See for yourself, how did this come about?"
"Huh, how did this come about? Could it be that my sister wets the bed?" Li Xiaodong touched it with his hand, and then leaned over to the tip of his nose and sniffed.
"Hmph, I'm busy, I bullied my sister and didn't admit it, and I relied on my sister to wet the bed. Liu Yan squinted at him, wanting to give him another knee.
However, after Li Xiaodong sniffed carefully, he made a disgusting expression and said, "You can't, this is obviously your bedwetting, why rely on me?"
"What? I'm going to wet the bed?"
Liu Yan's phoenix eyes widened, how could he not believe that he was so old and would wet the bed?
However, when she touched it and sniffed it on the tip of her nose, her pretty face immediately turned crimson.
Li Xiaodong is really right, the smell of this wet stain is a bit embarrassing, obviously caused by bedwetting.
For a moment, Liu Yan was ashamed, and her pretty face turned red again.
"No, it can't be, how can I wet the bed?"
Li Xiaodong said hatefully: "Why can't you wet the bed?"
"Last night you were as drunk as a dead pig, except for snorting twice, you didn't move all night while lying down, you must have a swollen stomach, but you were drunk and didn't want to move, so you did something disgusting and urinated on the bed. ”
"Phew. ”
Liu Yan was so ashamed that she kicked him and said, "Is my sister that kind of person? My sister has always been very hygienic since she was a child, so she won't be like you said." ”
"Hey, you still don't admit it?"
Li Xiaodong grimaced, and he was unforgiving: "Then you should tell me, where did this urine stain come from? It won't be your brother and me, who ran to your bed to pee, right?"
"You ......" Liu Yan froze for a while, and simply turned around and said, "I won't tell you." ”
She hurried into the bathroom.
"Hey, don't run, you continue to quibble, what are you hiding in the bathroom?"
"Don't bother to pay attention to you, I'm going to take a shower. ”
Bang, the door was closed, the sound of rushing water sounded, and Liu Yan really turned on the shower and wiped his body vigorously.
Li Xiaodong leaned against the door and continued to say angrily: "Hmph, you wronged me just now, and you deliberately used beauty tricks to sneak attack me, and you also threatened to cut me, you are now talking about it, how should you compensate me, a shameless sister?"
When Liu Yan heard it, what, this bad thing, actually scolded me for being a shameless sister?
Where am I shameless? I'm so angry.
But she was a little angry, but she didn't seem to have anything to say.
Because just now, she did hit her brother hard, well, first using the beauty trick, and then one knee up, that guy was only afraid of being injured, thinking about it, it seems that he is a little excessive.
Liu Yan was embarrassed for a while, so he had to say through the glass door: "That, that Xiaodong, my sister said sorry to you, don't mind." ”
"Ahh
"I saved you with good intentions, and then worked hard to take care of you, but you almost kicked you into a eunuch, and in the end you said sorry and it was over?"
Li Xiaodong said hatefully: "No, this matter can't be finished." ”
"Well, what should I do, in fact, my sister doesn't want to do this. ”
"I don't care anyway. Li Xiaodong said in a heartfelt manner: "In short, I was injured, and it was a serious injury, and you must compensate." ”
Liu Yan stopped the shower, rolled up the bath towel and opened the door, and said with an innocent face: "Then how do you want me to compensate?" Why don't I accompany you to the hospital for a check-up and rub some potion?"
Li Xiaodong was funny in his stomach, but his face was arrogant, "It's useless to rub the potion, I am a doctor, I am familiar with the situation, an injury to a vital part like this can only be cured." ”
Liu Yan said embarrassedly: "Then tell me, how can I be cured?"
Li Xiaodong said without changing his face: "That, cough cough, I can only find a way to reduce the swelling, that ......" and couldn't help but sneer: "If my sister rolls the sheets with me, I guess the swelling will go down." ”