Chapter 65: Crossing the River and Demolishing the Bridge
Xiao Fan regretted for the first time at this time that he didn't ask Uncle Yuan and them to come down with me, originally, what he planned at the beginning was that in order to prevent everyone from falling into a trap, he deliberately divided the soldiers into two ways, but he didn't expect to end up like this.
"Hehe...... wife, do you want to kill this little rabbit cub first to make up for you?" Lan Tongyi said with a hideous face.
"Wow Ka Ka Ka! No, let's eat this little girl first!! We don't have a fridge!! If you kill too much, you can't win!! The bandaged Moon Shadow looked at Ling'er and smiled greedily.
"Ling'er! Ling'er! I'm sorry for you!! I couldn't get you out! If I had arrived one step earlier..."Xiao Fan's self-blame was so overwhelming that he was almost out of breath.
"Shut up! Hehe, even if you get a step earlier, she won't survive. You see, her blood is almost gone. Lan Tong said as he threw Ling'er towards Xiao Fan.
''Knock. ‘’
Ling'er's body was thrown to the ground, rolled around a few times, and then stopped at Xiao Fan's feet and didn't move, looking at the lifeless Ling'er, Xiao Fan felt as uncomfortable as if his heart was about to be torn apart!
He couldn't accept the facts in front of him at all, and could only desperately and keep telling himself that this was not true, that this was not true!!
"You brutes! The Buddha will punish you!! Sanzang roared like a madman.
"You beasts ... If there is a kind, let go of the old lady! The old lady is going head-to-head with you! Sister Lili scolded with angry eyes.
"Sister Ling'er, woo woo"
"Ling'er."
"Hahaha! Cry, cry, our favorite thing to do, is to listen to others cry!! The cannibal man and woman laughed wildly.
"You're just emotionless scum!" Yuan Shuai, who was about to collapse, said word by word.
"No feelings! Grass! Who says we don't have feelings? Moon Shadow said excitedly.
"Wife, don't get excited!!" Lan Tongyi seemed to sense the anomaly of Moon Shadow.
"Grass!! What if we don't have feelings? Will we get married? What if we don't have feelings? Will we stay in this forest forever? What if we don't have feelings? Will we have a baby? ‘’
''Oh my God! Child! Our children, husband?! Our kids!? "Moon Shadow is almost insane, like a mother who has lost her child.
"Kid......," Lan Tongyi said with a pained expression.
"What's wrong with the kid???" Moon Shadow looked nervous.
"Kid...... haven't we already eaten it???
"Eat??? Did you eat it?!! You give my child back!! Moon Shadow raised a dagger and plunged directly at Lan Tongyi!!
"No..., it's not! It's her who eats!! Lan Tongyi quickly dodged, picked up Ling'er's body on the ground and threw it at his wife.
"Ahh It turned out to be you! It's you vixen!! Seduce my husband and eat my child again!! Death to the old lady! Die! Die! ”
''Brush, brush, brush. ‘’
With the sow cannibal girl inserting a knife into Ling'er's body... The whole Ling'er gradually turned into a bloody man.
"You sow! Stop! ”
"Stop!"
"Don't! Woooooooo ”
"Hahaha!! Die, die, die!! Let's die for my mother!! Moon Shadow roared cruelly and bloodthirsty.
''Knock!! ‘’
Lan Tongyi was unprepared for the moon shadow, and knocked out the crazy moon shadow with a stick, "Actually, I don't hide it from you, we are not born to like to eat people, originally, we are two husbands and wives, living in the forest carefree, relying on hunting for a living, if it weren't for those man-eating monsters that suddenly came out and ate all our prey, we wouldn't have taken the step of cannibalism!"
Originally, we didn't plan to eat the children, but for a while, we were really starving to death! If you're starving to death one day, I think you can do anything! ”
Lan Tongyi rarely showed a repentant expression, just when Xiao Fan thought that things were taking a turn for the better: "Hehe...... wife, get up, it's time to eat!! Lan Tongyi patted Moon Shadow's fat face, and his expression was like coaxing a child to get up.
"Huh? Husband, why does my head hurt a little? Was it beaten by someone? Moonshadow's face was full of confusion.
"Yes! I was beaten by this person! We'll eat him tomorrow!! Hey. Lan Tongyi pointed at Xiao Fan with his finger, first licked his lips with his tongue, and then smiled greedily.
"Hahaha, but! Husband! Aren't there some of their teammates who haven't been caught??? ”
"You're talking about those stupid pigs, hehe, if I'm right......"
''Boom!'' ‘’
A loud noise came from the lower floor of the hall, "If I'm not bad, it looks like those doxxers have been caught, hehe!" An eerie smile gradually crept up the corners of his mouth with Lan Tongyi's yin and yang strange voice.
"Hahaha! Are you sure?? Husband! You are awesome!! I love you to death! Moon Shadow yelled at her sow-like voice.
"Surely, by all means! Madame, please move the royal car! Let the husband take you to inspect our prey! Hey. Lan Tongyi smiled lewdly as he slowly touched the "Eagle Sculpture" beside him.
''Bang bang ‘’
As the eagle was uprooted by him, there was a sound of machine light starting, and after a while, a staircase appeared on the wall behind Lan Tongyi, "Madame, please first." Lan Tongyi pretended to be a gentleman and bent down, raising his right hand flatly.
"Haha, the thought of having fresh human flesh to eat again! I couldn't stand the excitement! Moonshadow, wrapped in bandages, leaned against the wall and eagerly walked up the stairs to the upper floor.
"Madame! Wait a minute! Lan Tongyi seemed to have thought of something, and his expression became nervous.
"What??? Didn't you say sure and sure? Moon Shadow said impatiently.
"What if ......, if there is that pervert among them who can cut off the trap??" Lan Tongyi frowned deeply and said, "If you think a little further, perhaps, that trap is just a trap in a trap set up by them to lure us upstairs!" ”
"No..., wouldn't it? So what now? Do you want to close the aisle right away? Moon Shadow became nervous.
"The entrance to the hall has been exposed, and there is no point in closing it again, so it's better to fight than to worry!" Lan Tongyi said through gritted teeth.
"How to ......, how to fight?"
"Hey, hey, hey..." Lan Tongyi didn't speak, just stared at Xiao Fan and kept smiling lewdly, and after a while: "Husband, are you sure, this person who is so weak is their leader?" ”
"Of course! I studied psychology! I can tell from the attitude of other people towards him alone, hehe. As long as he exists, our game of cat scratching rats will not become boring. Lan Tongyi said confidently.
Xiao Fan was escorted by the ogre couple one after the other, and slowly walked down the stairs to the hall. Uncle Yuan, what are they doing? That's what he's most concerned about right now.
Finally, the entrance to the hall was clearly visible, and Uncle Yuan's fate was about to be revealed.
"Haha,! Husband, look! Sure enough, they were locked in iron cages!! Moon Shadow, who was in front of me, said as she ran down the hall.
Hearing the voice of the moon shadow, Xiao Fan's heart sank, could it be that our only hope was also dashed???
When Xiao Fan stepped out of the entrance of the hall, a huge iron cage and the people with sad faces in the iron cage instantly told him the answer!!
"Hahaha! Old ......, husband! Let me check the color of the goods first! Moon Shadow gasped excitedly.
'Wait!' ’
Just as Moon Shadow was approaching the iron cage step by step, Lan Tongyi stopped him.
"What?"
"Come back! That iron cage has been tampered with! ”
''Bang! ‘’
Without waiting for Lan Tongyi to finish speaking, the ghost kicked away the iron bar that had been used beforehand, and then a tiger leaped and pounced towards the cannibal female Moon Shadow!!
"Don't move!! Otherwise, I will kill your leader!! Lan Tongyi put a dagger against Xiao Fan's neck and roared frantically.
The ghost hand really stopped after hearing the voice, and saw that the others didn't mean to move, Lan Tongyi became calm, and he beckoned the overly frightened Moon Shadow to wait for him in the open space outside the hut first, while staring at Uncle Yuan's every move with a nervous expression.
"Alright, guys, let's make a deal! I've let your leaders go! You'll let us live too, okay? Hey, how's that? It's a fair deal, right? ”
Lan Tongyi said as if deliberately delaying time, Xiao Fan felt that he must have other purposes, but he couldn't think of it for a while.
At this moment, Yuan Shuai's pig-like howl came from outside the hut!!
"You scumbag!! What do you want to do with my son!! Uncle Yuan roared angrily.
"Hehe..., nothing, just a hostage exchange. How can I take your leader over such a narrow one-plank bridge? You say yes, right? If I go by myself, how can I guarantee that you will not be hacked? Lan Tongyi continued leisurely.
"Well..., I promise you!" Uncle Yuan said word by word.
"Hey, hey, deal! Now, I give you back your leaders! I'm very committed! Lan Tongyi let go of Xiao Fan in a dashing manner, then turned around and walked towards the door of the hut arrogantly and swaggeringly.
Xiao Fan found that everyone's hands holding weapons were trembling with anger, but they couldn't take this arrogant villain.
Then, in the eyes of all of us, Lan Tongyi walked over the trunk bridge unhurriedly, and then swaggered to "cross the river and tear down the bridge".
It wasn't until they escorted Yuan Shuai, who was injured in the leg, to a dense forest area that we couldn't see that they kept their promise to knock Yuan Shuai unconscious, and then fled.
It's not that I haven't met ogres like Yuan Wenjie and orangutans, but it's the first time I've met Xiao Fan, a high-IQ and ultra-calm ogre like Lan Tongyi who keeps his promises, is so scheming, and knows how to make trade-offs and advance and retreat, and never does something he is not sure about!
Ogres are not scary, but they are afraid that ogres have cultured ......!
But no matter how terrible he is! Sister Ling'er's hatred! I must report it!! Xiao Fan silently swore in his heart.
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