Chapter 395, Shock and Struggle (I)
As soon as Xiao Hei saw the photo in Fan Kang's hand, his head immediately shook into a rattle, although it is an alien, but it is not an idiot, after these days of getting along with everyone, it has figured out the difference between men and women in human beings, just like the difference between himself and the alien queen,
So in its opinion, making it look like a human woman is like making it an alien queen, it is a great shame for the alien emperor, and he resolutely refuses to do it!
However, the arms can't resist the thighs, in Fan Kang's coercion and temptation, especially Wu Chen's promise, when he returns to the space, he will let Ah Ling roast ten fat sheep for it, Xiao Hei put on the deformation collar with a bitter face, thinking about the appearance of the human woman in the photo, as a cloud of white mist completely enveloped it and then dispersed, Xiao Hei completed the appearance of the new image,
Of course, after the embarrassment of Xiao Hei being naked after the first few transformations, Fan Kang and other men turned around in advance, and only let Ji Lingling, Su Qi and others help Xiao Hei change into the lady's clothes that Wu Chen had already prepared.
But I only heard a few women chattering while dressing Xiao Hei,
"Wow, it's really plump, Xiao Hei is so floating."
"The skin is also good, it's not much worse than Sister Zhan......"
"Tut, this waist, this breast, this ass, I envy the ...... of the dead person,"
"Compared to Xiao Hei, I can't help but want to go to the main god for plastic surgery when I return to the space......."
These words made a few old men wonder, and as soon as Ji Lingling said "Okay", everyone couldn't wait to turn their heads together, and their eyes widened!
Even if everyone has seen the photos just now, when they see the appearance of the real person, they still don't feel extremely amazing, just like looking at the stunning goddesses and angels in Western legends, and the admiration comes and goes.
Xiao Hei lowered his head with shame on his face, but this expression appeared on that beautiful face, but it became a "shy" state, and it added a bit of the unique shy beauty of oriental women to this extremely beautiful Western beauty.
Huang Han and Lu Xiaoming were even stunned, their Adam's apple trembled, and they obviously swallowed something.
However, after a few seconds, the amazing expressions on their faces disappeared at the same time, and they all grinned, with expressions of wanting to vomit, because they all reacted that hidden under this beautiful skin was actually Xiao Hei, the big foodie, this feeling was really indescribably weird,
"How? It's beautiful, right? Wu Chen smiled proudly, "This is what Ah Ling and I spent half an hour last night, after repeated adjustments, according to the beauty of Western women, and did you find it, what is her race?" ”
Everyone took a closer look at Xiao Hei, and Ji Lingling first hesitated, "Could it be ...... Russia? ”
"That's right," Wu Chen nodded, "When the opponent of the Zhilu Dao team battle was a Russian, I had this idea, because through the information of the opponent's team, it can be inferred that if the information displayed by the other party and ours is exactly the same, then first, they will definitely not be able to know the existence of the Dao Xiaohei." Second, they don't know what kind of clones we have. Thirdly, they won't know about the new recruits we added after the mission starts. ”
"Combining these three points, I asked Xiao Hei to change the tall and burly appearance of Schwarzenegger before, and become a stunning Western beauty, and an image that will be fascinated by a Russian man as long as he has a normal sexual orientation. Because no matter who they consider Xiao Hei to be a clone of us, or to be a newcomer, they will take Xiao Hei lightly, and even have crooked thoughts, and Xiao Hei is a terrifying alien emperor with an average attribute of up to 800 points, which is much higher than my attributes after transforming into a siren Hulk, as long as the person who first contacts Xiao Hei is not an intelligent reincarnation, Xiao Hei may be able to become a surprise soldier for us to defeat the other party, even if it is not, we can find a way to sneak attack the other party once! ”
Everyone nodded when they heard it, but if they looked at Xiao Hei again, if they didn't think about its true identity, although the visual experience was still very beautiful, they just always felt a little weird,
After a closer look, everyone immediately found the problem, it turned out that although Xiao Hei became a big beauty, he still maintained the habitual movements of the previous Schwarzenegger image, his face was cold, his eyes were fierce, not to mention, he walked with a tiger's style, swaggering, not at all like a delicate beauty, in short, it was indescribably weird,
Wu Chen scratched his head and said to Su Qi and Ji Lingling, "Sister Lingling, Sister Su Qi, Xiao Hei will be handed over to you, from now on, you will not do anything, only be responsible for teaching Xiao Hei the most common habits of all women...... No, the more sassy the better! ”
Su Qi's face turned red, and Ji Lingling scolded directly, "Get out, you're so sassy, your whole family is sassy!" ”
Wu Chen hurriedly changed his words, "No, no, of course I didn't mean that...... You just think you are the director, Xiao Hei is an actor, you train Xiao Hei according to the image of those dusty women in movies and TV, you will throw a wink, a flying kiss or something, in short, the more like a real woman, the better! ”
Ji Lingling and Su Qi nodded at this time, and pulled Xiao Hei to the side,
"Xiao Hei, you have to walk like this, gentlely, twist a little...... No, no, you're turning, not twisting," ......
"Xiao Hei, your eyes should be soft, don't be so scary, do you understand soft? Look at my ......,"
"Xiao Hei, close your legs when you sit down, look, lean sideways like me, don't spread your legs so far, this will be a ...... of naked,"
"Blackie! Don't pick up your clothes, you're not a man anymore......! ”
Everyone watched with interest, looking at Xiao Hei with a sad face, dazed and clumsy learning how to be a woman, and everyone laughed when they saw the fun, until a timid voice sounded from behind, and everyone remembered that the real business had not been done.
"Excuse me...... Who are you? Where is this? ”
Everyone turned around and saw that several newcomers had woken up, this was asked by the young woman, she was about 20 years old, average in appearance, quite delicate, with a bit of quiet and bookish atmosphere,
Look at the other three, a young man who looks like twenty-seven or eight, with a simple face, wearing a light green factory uniform, and the words "so-and-so heavy industry" on his chest,
Then there is a man and a woman, almost all of them are in their forties, neat and decently dressed, and at first glance they are the kind of young and middle-aged people who have started a family and have a certain social status.
The faces of the four people were full of the newcomer's signature nervousness and dazedness, as well as the deep vigilance of the people around them, but none of them made other radical reactions.
Fan Kang, Zhan Shifang and the others all nodded lightly, judging from the initial reaction, the quality of these four newcomers is already good, especially in the team battle mission, this is even more important, otherwise there will be a few idiots who don't believe in evil, not only have to spend more words and fists to "persuade" them to believe, but also protect their safety, and always beware of them not to cause trouble, that is really troublesome,
Wu Chen said directly, "Hello, my name is Wu Chen." I know what it's like to come here suddenly from a familiar place in the blink of an eye, but you're doing a great job, and in this hellish place, calmness is a vital virtue that can save your life in many cases. ”
"Now, please keep this virtue alive, close your eyes, and in less than a few seconds you will understand what all this is all about."
The four of them were stunned when they heard this, but not only did they not close their eyes obediently, but the vigilance in their eyes became heavier, obviously they didn't take Wu Chen's words seriously,
Seeing this, Wu Chen simply flipped his hand, took out his rifle and fired a few shots directly at the top of his head.
The gunfire was loud and deafening!
The four newcomers were suddenly shocked, and they all shrank into the corner with a scream,
"Can I close your eyes now?" Wu Chen smiled and shook the rifle in his hand,
There was no further hesitation, the four newcomers all quickly closed their eyes, and they were even more eager to squeeze their eyelids into their eyes, and after a few seconds, they saw that their expressions were stunned at the same time, and the fear on their faces was also empty in an instant, obviously the data transmission had begun,
Wu Chen put away the gun at this time, and smiled helplessly at Fan Kang, it seems that even if a newcomer with good quality, violent means are also the most effective way to be indispensable, but no matter what, it doesn't take much for the newcomer to receive the information, and it can be regarded as a good start to the task.
Immediately after that, everyone's expressions immediately became solemn, as if they were waiting for something to come.
Soon, the voice of the Lord God sounded in everyone's heads at the same time,
"The newcomer's profile has been accepted."
"Mission one, escort Harrison to complete negotiations with the Zerg."
"Mission completion conditions and rewards: Harrison completes negotiations with the Zerg and returns to the flagship, rewarding each person with 600 points and the team with 15 points. If the negotiation is successful, an additional 100 points and 5 points will be awarded. ”
"Mission failure conditions and punishments: Harrison does not complete the negotiation with the Zerg, 400 points will be deducted for each person, and 10 points will be deducted for the team. Harrison dies before returning to the flagship, with 400 points deducted for each person and 10 points deducted for the squad. If you fail to negotiate with the Zerg, you will be deducted an additional 100 points and 5 points. ”
Fan Kang immediately glanced at Zhan Shifang and Wu Chen, all of them were surprised, but he didn't expect Wu Chen to guess correctly, the starting point of this task is really the unknown plot after the end of the "rationalized continuation version" movie!
Because the reason is very simple, there is no plot of negotiation with the Zerg in the movie at all, and there is no plot person named Harrison at all, and the only reasonable explanation is that these all happened after the split between the Free Army and the Union Army!
"No wonder they didn't tell Johnny where they went after the movie, it turned out that they were preparing to join forces with the Zerg," Wu Chen said, "It's not surprising, they have neither a base nor energy, in order to be able to fight against the Federation Army, they can only join forces with the Zerg." And our mission seems to be to protect that Harrison in the Free Army and complete the negotiations with the Zerg. ”
Fan Kang smiled, his smile was full of relief, no matter what, it would be in vain to be able to help Johnny and his old friends.