Chapter 11: There is a little monk in the temple who quacks

"Outside, what are you doing? Who am I not a stone? Feng Shi was jumped by his movements, "You drank too much." ”

"No, you're certainly not a stone. My master saw his face when he named the stone, the stone will definitely not live to be 25 years old, tell me who you are, you better explain honestly, otherwise don't blame me for being polite"

"What? Don't live to be 25 years old? Thinking of the previous car accident and the aliens, Feng Shi was a little shocked by Yongzhi's words. You have a scar on your left leg, I was naughty that year, I climbed up the tree and didn't dare to come down, it was you who went up the tree to save me, and when I came down, my left leg was scraped by a branch. Also, when I was in junior high school, I was swimming in a pond at noon in the summer, and I accidentally had a leg cramp, and you jumped down and fished me up. Also, when I was in my third year of junior high school, I came home from a late study study and found that a guy was peeking at a widow in the next village taking a bath, and I had hit him with a stone. (*^__^*) hee hee ...... Do you say I'm not a stone."

"Damn, you kid smash me. You bastard, do you know where the rock hit? Hearing Feng Shi say this, Yongzhi's eyes immediately widened

"I don't know where it hit, but I ran away after it hit. Where did it hit? Feng Shi was also very strange, why Yongzhi's reaction was so big.

"You bastard, such a big rock smashed directly into my crotch, it hurts to think about it," he said, and covered the stall.

"Haha,,haha,,I'm laughing to death,,You're a perverted monk,,haha,,It must be the Buddha punishing you,," Feng Shi laughed breathlessly.

After laughing for a while, he saw that the monk's face was not good, and he quickly closed his voice: "You said that your master calculated it for me, what do you mean that you won't live to be 25 years old?" ”

"My master talked to me when he came 5 years ago, and said that when you were a child, he calculated for you that your five elements are not only lacking in land but also gold, and you will not live to be 25 years old. The master has not miscalculated since learning Wangqi, you told me that you are 25 years old, and you will be 26 years old during the Chinese New Year, I thought that some kind of demon became your appearance to plot against the monk. Yongzhi said.

"Khan, your master is not an immortal, and when the immortals also miss, why won't I survive to 25, you are cursing me, you have to compensate me for my mental losses." Feng Shi thought for a while and said, "What is the technique of looking at qi that your master learned, will you not, or teach me, I can use this kung fu to fool a daughter-in-law back." ”

"You bastard, the art of looking at qi is a divine art, you want to learn to deceive your daughter-in-law? If the ancestor knew about it, he would definitely crawl out of the grave angrily to settle accounts with you. Besides, this magic is very broad, jerky and difficult to understand, and I haven't understood it in 10 years. Yongzhi said in an airy manner.

"Do you really have this book? Show it to me. Feng Shi hurriedly urged.

"You're in a hurry, I'll get it for you later," he said, and walked to the back room.

Yongzhi took out a robe package, and after opening the package, it contained a basic book, and took out a somewhat tattered book at the bottom and handed it to Feng Shi.

Feng Shi took the book, only to see that the book was an ancient line-bound book, and there were only three traditional Chinese characters on the cover, "Wangqishu". When I opened the book, I found that I couldn't read the words at all.

"Haha, you idiot, this is an old book, turn it from the back and read it straight line by line. I'm laughing at it, there's an idiot like you, haha. The monk was laughing heartlessly.

I was embarrassed to be told by the monk, so I started to flip through the book from the back and read it vertically line by line. There is no punctuation, I don't know how to break sentences, and it looks like a headache.

"In the beginning, chaos was like a chicken egg, and things were naturally formed, and those who became all things were also angry. Gu, look at the qi of all things, know the luck, and go along with the ......"

Slowly, Feng Shi was attracted by the content of the book, turning the pages of the book page by page, and slowly following the guidance of the book to go farther and farther. Forget the surroundings, forget yourself, forget everything.

Yongzhi was stunned when he saw Feng Shi take a look, his eyes were full of surprise, and then he quietly got up and went out, closing the door gently.

Feng Shi was woken up by a rooster with a "oh oh oh", and when he woke up, he saw that he was still sitting at the dinner table, and it was almost dawn. "What's the matter, why is the rooster still crowing at this kung fu, isn't it almost dawn" got up and walked to the door, and saw Yongzhi practicing boxing, full of strength with every move.

"Monk, when did I fall asleep?"

"You're awake. You're a monster, you can settle down when you look at a book. It's not a small harvest this time, right? Yongzhi's practice was interrupted and he saw Feng Shidao.

"Settled?" Feng Shi recalled the scene he had just had, and felt that there was indeed something like that. Looking at Yongzhi again, he found that he could faintly see the figure of a golden-bodied Arhat above his head.

"Ah, monk, tsk" Feng Shi turned around the monk and looked at Yongzhi, "Amazing, come on!" ”

"What, you've learned the art of looking at qi? See what? Can I still find a daughter-in-law? Yongzhi saw Feng Shi circling around him, and kept looking at him, and hurriedly asked.

"The Buddha said: Don't say, can't say. Monk, your six roots are not pure, and the fate of the dust is not over, so let's practice hard. Feng Shi gave the monk a monk's salute.

"You kid, you still play dumb riddles with monks. By the way, how did you learn the art of looking at qi by reading a book? The monk asked with a smile.

Feng Shi was also strange, no matter how he looked at it, he could understand the meaning. On second thought, my brain has developed 21%, which should have something to do with it. "Smart people can see it at a glance, don't you know that my brother is a genius?"

Bang, the monk directly knocked Feng Shi with a loud sound, "Then blow it, call me brother in front of the Buddha, your kid's skin itches a lot?" ”

Feng Shi rubbed his head, "Seriously, what kind of kung fu did you just fight that looks very fierce?" It just so happens that I have learned iron sand palms, let's practice? ”

After finishing a chapter, he filmed it, and the monk took a file casually, and the two started fighting. The monk's kung fu is both offensive and defensive, and he is extremely skilled, for a while Feng Shi only passively took the part, and slowly began to fight back after slowly seeing the moves. It wasn't until dawn that the two stopped. The monk panted and said, "You are a demon, your physical fitness is so good, if it weren't for the monk, I wouldn't have eaten breakfast, and I would have killed you." After breakfast, let's continue. ”

"Okay, you haven't told me what kind of kung fu you're doing?"

"Luohan fist, lost steps. Monk, I still have a trick, you hurry up and buy breakfast, and I'll show you when you come back. ”

"Okay, you wait, I'll go buy breakfast right away." After speaking, Feng Shi hurriedly ran to the market town to buy breakfast.

Drinking soy milk and eating fried dough sticks, Feng Shi asked, "Master Yongzhi, I don't know if you can teach me kung fu?" Don't worry, I don't learn in vain, I use the internal strength of the iron sand palm to exchange with you, what's the matter? ”

"The beauty you think, monk, I'm not interested in kung fu, if it weren't for the master forcing me to be too lazy to learn? Unless......" The monk smiled lewdly.

"Unless what? Say it quickly, as long as I can do it, I will definitely do it" Feng Shi quickly asked as soon as he heard that there was a play.

"I heard that there is a heaven and earth in the provincial capital, if the monk can go to have a chic life, there will be no regrets in this life," the monk smiled obscenely again.

"Pounced" Feng Shi, who was drinking soy milk, sprayed it directly, spraying a monk. "My day, you monk go to heaven and earth? Your sister, are you still a monk? Buddha, you can kill him with a thunderbolt. ”

"The monk is also a man, why can't he go, the Buddha is the seat of the Buddha's heart, and the beauty has worn the intestines. If it weren't for the price, I would have gone a long time ago, monk, and I would have looked for you. I heard that you are making a lot of money in business, so this little money should not be a problem. You're not going to be so slammed, are you? The monk said angrily

"It's not a matter of money or not, I'm afraid that my cultivation after I take you there will be greatly affected. I just showed you the qi number, you will be a golden-bodied arhat fruit in the future, and you can't break the color ring. Feng Shi said formally.

"What? Luo Han Guo bit? Not really. Do you know what kind of Buddha I practice? Yongji blinked

"How can monks still divide their cultivation into Buddhas?" Feng Shi was puzzled

"Of course, for example, Tibet practices Tantra, and the Central Plains practices Zen Buddhism. I practice Tantra Joy Buddha. How's that, it's amazing. The monk's eyebrows danced.

"Sun, is it ...... to rejoice in the Buddha," Feng Shi also gossiped.

"You misunderstood, my Buddha's artistic conception is very high, not what you think. Our Buddha admonishes us that in our practice, we must strictly adhere to our original mind, that is, in the process of joy, we must strictly adhere to our original mind and achieve the goal of cultivating Buddhahood. The poor monk has never had a chance to rejoice, so he has not yet cultivated. If the donor can help the poor monks, it is also a merit. "The monk is serious.

However, Feng Shi couldn't feel that this thing was cultivating.