The discussion about crazy love came to an abrupt end, and Luo Su pondered for a long time and said very heavily: "It makes sense, but you still didn't say that this has anything to do with stealing vegetables?" She pointed to the monitor and said, "There's nothing left of you to steal from the vegetable patch." ”

I glanced at it, pointed to the radish tassels waving in the wind, and said, "Then let's take these ones away." ”

"If the system had allowed it, you probably wouldn't have seen it now."

Shouldn't I be thankful for this principled process that keeps my old carrot bumps standing? In this regard, I can only comfort Luo Su and say: "This year, the good cabbage has been arched by pigs, just in case, just don't plant it!" ”

Next, I sang a popular song "I Come from the Vegetable Garden" for Luo Su: "I stand outside the ridge, listen to the wind and sing the little cabbage, my IQ has changed, my chest is still comfortable, I sing outside the vegetable garden, and the crickets are with me......"

was singing happily, the phone rang, a look at Dong Zhuo's caller ID, but I was excited, I couldn't wait to pick it up, he cautiously asked me if I had time, the implication was to ask me out, seeing how to let go of the great opportunity, I was full of answers, although I couldn't hold it back in my heart, but when I thought of the word reserved, I still tried to restrain it.

Hung up the phone and kicked Rossu's chair: "Where's my new mascara?" Give me back! ”

She rummaged around for a long time before handing it over, with a smile on her mother's face, as if I was the most popular girl under her, she asked shyly: "Go on a date?" ”

"You have to take care of it!"

"That handsome guy at a 54-degree angle?" She almost laughed, knowing that she didn't understand my joy, and that she shouldn't have told her in the first place, and that she wouldn't have been ridiculed. Seeing that I didn't answer, she came over and stood in front of the mirror with me, looking me up and down, "I thought the melancholy prince in your mouth was so mysterious, I couldn't hold back so quickly, and I took the initiative to ask you, is this still exciting?" ”

I turned from side to side, but luckily I hadn't eaten fat lately, otherwise I would have had to squat in the closet for the newly bought dress. Look at the person in the mirror, how watery! So he replied confidently: "That's my charm, and I didn't make a mistake, I have to catch up with others, and now people take the initiative to show favor, and it's too late for me to be happy." ”

Luo Su just shook his head and returned to his seat, I became more and more proud, twisted my ass and changed "Digging the Horse Pole", and sang with great fanfare: "Give me a man, I can use it for one ......night" Luo Su turned his head and said with a little worry: "I am now starting to recite the Great Compassion Mantra for that handsome guy at a 54-degree angle, and the cloth brigade with full firepower is really not something that ordinary people can bear." ”

In this way, I kind of understand, it turns out that my reputation is so bad! Thinking of my new fresh, 54-degree angle looking up at the sky, bright and sad handsome guy, this tone, endure it!

Before going out, Luo Su looked at my counterpart and sighed very badly: "It's really a good cabbage to let the pig arch!" I replied unceremoniously: "I'll destroy the cabbage with my spicy hands, and when the time comes, please eat Korean kimchi, you're welcome!" ”

Seeing Dong Zhuo again, he didn't seem to be as depressed as before, and only after inquiring did he know that he had a good guitar again, and was on the rise, and suddenly felt that he was so talented, I admired a few words, in fact, it was in response to the occasion, where did I expect him to be serious, in order to show that he was higher than Mount Tai's artistic accomplishment, he was inspired, pulled me from subway to bus, all the way to the convention and exhibition center.

Outside the convention and exhibition center, a huge poster of the photography exhibition was hung out in a very toneful manner, although he studied design and spent a lot of years in the art class in his early years, but he was always a layman for photography, and suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was big. Of course, I can't refute his endless creativity, otherwise it will seem that I am so uneducated. In order not to drown in the frame of the first informal date, I could only pretend to be very interested and keep nodding my head after him.

"What do you think of this?" Dong Zhuo pointed to a photo directly in front of him, the theme is "The Past", and the main object is the ruins of a corner of the Great Wall, which is quite a bit reminiscent of the past. I've seen a lot of this type of picture in my dad's inventory before, and he often sings to me about the beauty that has passed, so I've heard a lot of it, but some of the words are really not my style, so it will seem weird to say. In the eyes of the people around me, I must have opened a cheat to be admitted to university, and they often used me to ridicule the university's feat of expanding enrollment. As a result, if it weren't for a poem that suddenly popped up in my head, I would have almost forgotten that I was also a person who had read a box of Chinese textbooks.

Maybe the answer was too long in the making, and I was shocked when I blurted it out. On such an elegant occasion, he said extremely cheesily: "Why don't you put tiles inside and outside the Great Wall?" At least it looks much more powerful! As soon as these words came out, I really wanted to slap myself, and I couldn't help but scold in my heart: "Bu Xiaolu, do you think Dong Zhuo is Diao Chen?" Why do you think you can speak freely in front of people? Your door is squeezed by your head! ”

Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise this face would have been lost. Dong Zhuo's face was a little weird, as if he had seen an extraterrestrial creature, and after half a minute, he held back a smile and said: "There are ideas, there are really ideas, it's time for the tile factory to line up to thank you!" ”

His non-human answer to me seemed quite useful, which was much more than I expected, and I couldn't help but feel a little at how boring his life was, and how amused him was by such an unnutritious topic. In contrast, Diao Chen's realm is very high, it has always been his words that choke me to death, when I can make him look like this, then my life will be complete.

"Get out, or you'll have to suffocate to death." With a reason at hand, I was finally relieved.

"By the way, what do you usually do?" Dong Zhuo suddenly asked me, and began to inquire about my private affairs so soon, which made my already restless heart tremble a few times.

I pretended to be calm and said: "What can college students do, the days of three o'clock and one line are the most boring, if it weren't for the usual practice of ventriloquism with others, I guess I would have grown moss." ”

He was a little curious: "Ventriloquist, you still play children's music performances?" ”

"Huh?" I was embarrassed and explained: "It's a mouthpiece, which we commonly call ventriloquism." To give you a popular science, people live with one mouth, and they break their legs without a mouth, so a mouth is a very fatal thing. "These theories are all summed up in the actual combat with Diao Chen, we have been practicing for more than 20 years, and we have long had our own tricks and routines, but although I often change the new, I still can't fight him to respond to all changes, he relies on his surname Diao, often has no tricks to win, I can only suffer dumb losses.