377. The Great Battle of the Table

After stunting the insincere black long straight sister paper again, Ye Ziyun realized that he seemed to have gone too far. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He didn't think that he just lifted the table and actually stunned a girl. Although he knew that the quality of the coffee table produced by the system was very good, he did not expect that he would be able to receive such results with a casual flip. If Ye Ziyun has some kind of special fetish, this result may be considered an unexpected gain.

"Tsk, what a pity, it's full of people ......"

Ye Ziyun had no consciousness that he was saying some bad speech, and after he retrieved the "crime tool" on the ground, he turned his head to look to the side, as if nothing had happened before.

That coffee table was specially customized to the system in order to perfectly reproduce the process of lifting a table. According to the system, this is a coffee table that can perfectly complete any difficult table-flipping action. Although Ye Ziyun doesn't think that there is any difficulty in flipping the table, in the manual issued by the system at the beginning, there is a sentence "It can be turned into a hidden weapon to slap targets with malicious intentions towards users". Originally, Ye Ziyun only thought that this sentence was a nonsensical background explanation of the system, but now it seems that this coffee table may really be a great thing!

It's not that Ye Ziyun hasn't used this coffee table before, but it hasn't happened today, otherwise Ye Ziyun wouldn't have thought that the sentence in the manual was just a nonsensical background explanation. Moreover, if it weren't for the fact that this coffee table had been flipped in the air in a state that violated the laws of physics until the sister paper was about to get up and then smashed down, Ye Ziyun would definitely think that this incident was just a coincidence......

Of course. The system will never sell weapons that can hurt people's lives, and the so-called "hidden weapon" is just a whole person prop in the final analysis. The "large hidden weapons" produced by the system mall are all very powerful, and even professionals will have to be unconscious for a while if they are directly hit. Yokoyun is clear. The long black girl before wanted to wake up after being slapped on the coffee table, but it wasn't a matter of a while.

"Flower branches! What's wrong with you? Wake up! ”

As a follower of a little girl who came out to experience life, the black long straight sister paper naturally has a partner. This is not? Ye Ziyun had just recovered all the tools of the crime, and someone had already found them. It's just that what Ye Ziyun didn't expect was that the sister paper that was knocked down by her coffee table because she was too insincere actually had the name "Huazhi". However, as a second-generation or even third-generation follower, I think this should be a code name.

"Hehe, Flower Branch... I don't know if there's a ...... called the exhibition."

Regarding the name of Hei Chang's sister paper, which is completely incompatible with her appearance and personality, Ye Ziyun feels that she should think about how to complain first.

"Uh... Hello sir. Huazhi came to ask for an antidote for the Zhao Zhan who was knocked down before, and it is called Ronghua below, I don't know if Huazhi has offended Mr. ”

Hearing Ye Ziyun's complaint, it didn't look like a complaint. The young man who came over this time asked.

Although this one's tone was obviously a lot more polite this time, the look of disdain was more obvious than the previous black long straight sister paper. And what Ye Ziyun didn't expect was that there was really a trick, and it was actually the bald man who was used by the hunting phoenix butterfly to fan back to the opposite square with a move! It's really hard to imagine where the bald man before "recruited". Could it be that the braincase with a short hair is very attractive? How can I have such a name. Merely. The person in front of him is actually called Ronghua? Does that mean there will be wealth in the future?

After listening to the words of the young man in front of him, Ye Ziyun looked at the other party's impatient look, and suddenly became angry in his heart. I saw that he calmly took out the coffee table again and put the hot green tea on it. Then, in a sentence "Give some sincerity, kiss~!" Under the yell, Ye Ziyun once again overturned the coffee table with magical effects.

After the coffee table continued to stage that unscientific somersault in the air, it finally knocked down one again and completed the double kill.

"Whew~! Solved one more. ”

Ye Ziyun looked at the young man who was slapped to the ground by the coffee table in front of him. Wiping the sweat that didn't exist on his head.

The disdainful look in these guys when they looked at him reminded someone of a certain unbearable life, and everyone understands the feeling of otaku being despised by others. Even if Ye Ziyun is no longer an otaku now. And no one knows about his black history, which no one knows since the last world, but he won't admit that it's actually just to see which idioms the name of the little girl's follower over there is divided!

Anyway, there is still some time before the sun shines through, and it is rare to have fun delivered to the door. Of course, the main thing is that Yeziyun really doesn't have any so-called antidote! Although it is true that in the previous world, there were medicines and tree fruits for the negative states caused by the elf skills, but which two things are the same, Ye Ziyun said! Although you can also use the skills of the elves to remove these states, Ye Ziyun is not willing to let go of the bald man like this! Let's let the guy who moved his fists when they first met suffer a little first.

"Whew~ Good tea!"

After putting it in "Flowers and Branches" and "Glory", Ye Ziyun didn't bother to take the coffee table back into the storage space. I saw him take out a cup of hot green tea again, take a sip, and let out a sigh. Although such a cup of green tea only sells for 1 achievement point in the system mall, no matter how small the mosquito leg is, it is still meat, and even if it costs less, it will cost "money". I've wasted two glasses before, and this time I have to take a sip of this one.

"Hello, my name is Bakery, and my lady sent me to get ......"

The visitor first looked at the unconscious flower branch and Ronghua who were lying on the side, and then turned his head to show his intention to Ye Ziyun, who was still drinking tea with his head down.

"Make no mistake! Please stay in formation, hey! ”

It's just that this person was interrupted by Ye Ziyun before he finished speaking, no matter the other party's condescending attitude or the name that did not match his expectations, Ye Ziyun couldn't continue to listen to this person.

Nima! Shouldn't "glory" be followed by "wealth"? Why is it a "bakery"? What about the good four-character idiom? Why did you pop up the name of a Xiangjiang Restaurant Bakery Group founded in 1950 when playing idiom solitaire! Could it be that the special product of your young lady's house is moon cakes?! What kind of inheritance did that damn force get?!

So, annoyed... Wrong. It was Ye Ziyun who found the other party's mistake and simply canceled this person's qualification in this idiom solitaire game......

Hey? Why does it seem that something is wrong? So when did the game start? What about the rules of the game?!

After solving the "Bakery", Ye Ziyun then saw the combination of "Mahler" and "Gobi", "Lying Groove" and "Nima", "Botui" and "Airplane", and so on. These names, which can almost be defined as sources of environmental pollution and spiritual pollution, have severely damaged Ye Ziyun's mind. If it weren't for staring at the fat man on the lamppost three times and twice to confirm that he was not watching some hodgepodge barrage video, Ye Ziyun would even think that he had returned to the Great Celestial Empire, and now he was sitting in front of the computer watching the weekly episode of "Runaway XXX"!

After seeing the above wide variety of names with rich connotations, Ye Ziyun finally understood that the force he was facing was definitely not a scholarly family, perhaps the founder of this force had obtained the "dark note" of a certain otaku, if this force was a family. Maybe that ancestor was a very loving otaku before the World Tree changed the world.

Well, none of the above can stop Ye Ziyun, he still goes his own way. Come to one with "Really? The technique of lifting the table" put down one. So far, there have been two piles of people on both sides of Ye Ziyun's location according to the rules of men on the left and women on the right. These people were lifted up one by one by Ye Ziyun, and each posture was different. The professionals of this world provide good material for Ye Ziyun, and he does not need to worry about the other party having some discordant situations similar to shock or suffocation due to being pressed by their companions. And most of the professionals have good physical flexibility. You can be posed by Ye Ziyun in various tricks......

"Uncle, you ......"

"Master, I'm only eighteen years old this year! Not an uncle! ”

After arranging a "building block" again, Ye Ziyun sat down in front of the coffee table again and drank the newly replaced drink, this time he drank a box of yogurt in a carton, and it was a strawberry-flavored, solidified kind. It's just that this time the person seems to have come relatively quickly, and before Ye Ziyun has time to take a sip on the straw, the other party has already arrived. And this time is markedly different from the previous ones. This time, the visitor no longer called Ye Ziyun "sir", but directly called "uncle"?!

Although the age is calculated according to the soul of the night cloud. He is indeed an out-and-out uncle, but his current body was brought from the previous world, and the age of this body is only eighteen years old! So, in order to defend the concept of "Master, I'm still young", Ye Ziyun decisively blew up, and directly followed the procedures that had been carried out countless times before, and lifted the coffee table in front of him into the air.

One, two, three......

"Poof!"

Different from the previous very unscientific somersault suspension, this time Ye Ziyun's coffee table only flipped three times in the air and then fell, and it was impartial, and it landed firmly in front of him, and the whole coffee table seemed to have never moved at all. The current performance of the coffee table is exactly the same as when Ye Ziyun used it in the previous world, the reason why he used to get such a coffee table was just to lift the table and complain when drinking tea with the red hair, because it can accurately fall back to the original position every time, so the red hair once praised the night Ziyun for practicing a powerful table-lifting skill......

"Huh? That's not right! How so? ”

Ye Ziyun felt very confused, so he planned to try it again.

It's just that Ye Ziyun, who was in doubt, didn't find out that although the coffee table Jun landed with an accurate full score, the box of yogurt that was placed on the coffee table before was not spared. The box of strawberry-flavored coagulated yogurt in the carton had already been plugged into the straw because Ziyun planned to take a sip before, and this box of yogurt seemed to have been accidentally swept by the tea table when he accompanied the tea table gentleman to roll in the air just now, and there was a sound of the internal liquid being squeezed out...... (To be continued.) )