This is playing with me, isn't it?

Something is wrong, I looked at the old man in ragged clothes who was catching grasshoppers in the distance, and I felt that something was wrong, the prince should not be like this, although he was ranked forty-five, then he shouldn't be down to this point!

I stupidly flew towards the forty-fifth prince, who was blowing his beard and lying on the ground looking for the grasshoppers. I sighed and said to him, "Hello Prince Forty-Five, I am Bei Youqian, I want to come over and become your guard, let's participate in the palace guard battle together." ”

The old man glanced at me, and then said nonchalantly, "If I don't participate, I won't be able to win anyway." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "You wait a minute, maybe I heard it wrong, just now you seem to be saying that you don't plan to be a king, right?" You're a prince. ”

He grinned, "Do you think I look like a prince now?" Lao Tzu has already mixed up to this point, and you also came to say that you took me to participate in the palace guard battle, and now among my group of brothers and sisters, I am already relatively well mixed, I have seen one of my younger brothers picking up dung outside, and one of my younger sisters has fallen into the red dust, staying in a shop that doesn't know what to do, doing things that I don't know what to do. I'll tell you, all of this was caused by the palace guards, and we had never succeeded in all these years. So this time I decided to give up, strictly speaking, I've given up sixty-two times in a row. Now where are you going back and forth, it's time for me to eat, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here. ”

It's not dignified!

This forty-fifth prince simply has no dignity at all, he has already gotten mixed up to this point, and he doesn't even think about improving his life. I couldn't help but sigh and said to him sadly, "Then can you tell me if there are any princes or princesses who are a little better than you and are ready to participate in this palace guarding battle?" ”

He said nonchalantly: "No, everyone is very happy now, and it's not interesting to go back to be a prince and princess." You see how good I am now, self-sufficient, as long as I catch a few grasshoppers here to eat, the day's food has been solved. Anyway, don't bother me, everyone has their own ideas, and it's not right for you to impose your desires on me like this. ”

I gasped when I heard this, because I never expected this guy to be able to say such philosophical things, he had already gotten mixed up to such an extent, he couldn't even afford to eat rice, and he was embarrassed to teach me how to behave. I gritted my teeth and said seriously: "Let me tell you, I came to your place where birds don't this time just to get the Titan Divine Blood, if you can help me get the Titan Divine Blood, then we will work together, and I will do my best to send you to the throne." If you can't, then don't talk all that nonsense in front of me, just a word, how can I get you into the fight? ”

The forty-fifth prince said impatiently, "Why are you so troublesome? I said I don't want to participate, I just don't want to participate, can't you see what kind of life I'm living now? I can't even afford a normal piece of clothing, and even this one on me is stealing the clothes of the old lady next door. When the time comes, I will participate in that damn battle, and I can't even take out a decent piece of clothing, what do you say? ”

I casually threw him a few Qiankun stones, and said lightly, "Then buy you a dress." ”

He was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly picked up a few Qiankun stones and bit them in his mouth, I was simply stunned, this is not silver, nor is it gold, why do you put it in your mouth and bite it? I don't understand, I really don't understand, why do you put it in your mouth and bite it?

As a result, because the Qiankun Stone was too small, and his mouth was too big, a Qiankun Stone was stuck between his teeth and couldn't be taken out, he kept knocking his cheeks in pain, and finally knocked out a tooth, and then he picked up the fallen Qiankun Stone, cracked his mouth and smiled.

When I saw this scene, I suddenly felt a little sad for some reason, he was supposed to be a prince-like figure, but now he has mixed up to this point. At this moment, he looked at me seriously, and then said to me: "You seem to be very rich, so in this case, I am still willing to cooperate with you." Why don't you do this, you help me participate in that damn battle, and then I'll stay here all day and play, anyway, you said, everything will be left to you, then I won't show up, you will die, if you really have a chance to make me king, I will go to the throne when the time comes, you think it's okay, right? ”

I was stunned when I heard this, and I didn't expect that a prince would participate in the battle in such a perfunctory way, but no matter what, he gave me this opportunity, so I was a little excited for a while, and quickly nodded and said, "Okay." ”

As a result, after I agreed, the forty-fifth prince said to me very recklessly: "Then since I have agreed, it means that I am working for you now, and you need to pay me a salary, not much, ten Qiankun stones a month is no problem, right?" ”

I opened my eyes wide and said in disbelief: "I heard me right, Lao Tzu is now helping you fight for the throne, and you still want me to pay you a salary, why are you so poor, can you go out and find a job?" With hands and feet, how can a person with your strength have the seventh level of a Heavenly Immortal, you can earn hundreds of Qiankun Stones by doing anything outside, why do you want to stay here? ”

He leaned on the ground, looked at me with a melancholy look, and said softly: "You don't understand, you don't understand how comfortable it is to fall, when you fall, you will find that everything in the world seems to slow down, you can enjoy the birds and flowers in this world, you can enjoy the unique peace." You see although I stay in this place, but ah, I have a very happy life, maybe you don't know my current mood, it's better to be like this, I'll give you a poem, when I was a prince before, I once read a great poet's book, although I don't know where he came from, but I know that his name is Tao Yuanming, I'll read a Burrow inscription for you. ”

Huh?

I was stunned, was the Burrow Ming written by Tao Yuanming? If I'm not mistaken, it seems to have been written by Yoo Woo-seok!

However, the Titans with low IQ can actually chant poetry, which still makes me look forward to it, and he said seriously: "The mountain is no longer high, there are immortals, there are immortals, the water is not deep, and there are dragons." Water water water, goose goose goose, song to the sky......"

I hurriedly raised my hand and said solemnly: "It's okay, it's okay, His Royal Highness the Prince's poetry has made me ashamed, I have almost understood what you are thinking." I'm going to fight for the throne for you now, so can you please tell me how this should be done? ”

I saw that he buckled the boogers, and then because he was reluctant to lose them, he ate the boogers in one bite, and said to me seriously: "We need to fight them one by one, now I am the forty-fifth prince, you have to help me fight the forty-fourth prince, but as far as I know, a group of them have already died, so you should go and fight the twelfth prince." After defeating the Twelfth Prince, you can go directly to fight the Second Princess, and after defeating the Second Princess, you can go and defeat the Great Prince. When the eldest prince is killed, then I can be king. ”

I said suspiciously, "You mean that there are only three of your brother and sister left, right?" ”

He nodded and said, "yes, that's pretty much it, because our battle is a bit brutal. Well, I give you honor, and you should hurry up and fight for the throne for me. By the way, can you lend me five Qiankun Stones first? I went to buy something to eat first, and I almost forgot what roast chicken tasted like...... I promise that if I can become a king in the future, then I will definitely pay you back! ”